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v0.7 Bikers, Diners, and Time for a New Tattoo?

Snake on the Loose

A member of the notorious Road Rattlers Motocycle Club, Charles 'Chucky' Epps, has managed to avoid a conviction for the trafficking of narcotics in Costa Rosa. Police are blaming the usual suspects, such as soft judges, dirty lawyers, and pinko-commie liberal media. While the club was unwilling to give out a statement, Charles's lawyer, Morgan Karsada stated, "Charles is an upstanding member of our community, and has been willing to help anyone take care of their needs, myself included."

Smokey's Success a Clouded Mistery

Seemingly out in the middle of nowhere, Smokey's Diner has been in business for nearly 5 decades, owing to its reasonably priced menu and lack of competition. Although many thought 'Smokey' Joe Johnson was crazy to open his diner between 3 podunk country towns, it seems he's had the last laugh with a profitable business that is beloved by many in the surrounding area.

Ducking Madness

A duck has recently stolen a $10 note from a park-goer in the small town of Sutton. The unidentified victim has stated 'No harm, no fowl over what the fowl did', the NRA has stated that the duck population is out of control and the only solution is a group of overweight, middle-aged white men armed with high-capacity firearms with access to a longer duck season.

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