3GI Industries

SECRET SIR

Added 2020-11-21 18:43:46 +0000 UTC

You have been invited to participate in SECRET SIR (Secret Santa for 3GI Patrons). Should you accept this mission you will be assigned a random Patron to get a gift for and vice versa. It’s been a rough year for all of us... let’s finish it off epic style :)

The process only requires 2 steps: Register, and Send Gift. I’ve outlined the steps below! Act now, there are deadlines to insure the gifts are sent by Christmas!

DISCLAIMER: I (me (Grant)) am’s the only person that will have your (real) name and address. No other human being will be privy to this information. I am the most level-headed and responsible person I know. Frankly, I DESERVE to know this information, and to withhold it from me is an act of war on Christmas.

STEP 1: REGISTER

Deadline: Nov. 28st

How to register:
1. Send me $5 through PayPal (the3gi@gmail.com) or Venmo (@grantduffrin) to cover the cost of shipping your gift to your person. It’s gonna be more or less that amount, ya know? Life is a wash in the end.
2. Email Grant the3gi@gmail.com with the subject line “SECRET SIR” and in the body of the email- your Patron name, your real name, your discord name (if you're in there), shipping address, and a screenshot of your Venmo/PayPal payment.

3. You will be sent a short survey asking your likes and dislikes, which will then be sent to your Sirer, and you will receive the likes and dislikes of your Siree.

STEP 2: SEND GIFT

Deadline: Dec. 5rd

After being assigned a gift recipient, you will receive their likes and dislikes. You can make a piece of art, get something stupid at Goodwill, or find a “Bug’s Life” shirt on Amazon. The possibilities are endless! Don’t sweat trying to find the “perfect gift”. This is just supposed to be fun and stupid, and don’t spend over $20!!

Send to 3GI HQ:

Grant Duffrin

PO Box 244

Elm Grove, WI 53122

After your gift is collected at 3GI HQ, Grant will send all the gifts out in December. It’s just that easy, folks! I look forward to handling all your weird, corona-infested gifts :D

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

P.S. Thank you Dank and Bowie for manifesting this epic idea!!!