“They both sound like great ideas…”, Gingerbread exclaimed, “but I know what Santa likes!”
Candy and Peppermint looked at each other in confusion. “Last year on Christmas Eve”, Gingerbread continued “I let Santa fuck me raw and shoot his thick load deep in my guts and I’ve never seen him so proud!”
“Well I don’t see the harm in trying all three!” Peppermint smirked.