Patreon Prompt 658
Added 2024-08-11 15:02:57 +0000 UTCPrompt: Last scene from an episode of a sitcom about a gassy BBW and her skinny boyfriend. They've both had a long day and it gets capped off with the usual running gag: her squashing him.
“How was BWOOOOOORRRPP work dear?” Angie asked, still providing quite the visual contrast to the viewers with the polka dot dress adorning her chubby body.
“Not great,” Eddie replied, his monotone response mixed with him tossing his suitcase across the room getting the expected laughter. “Sometimes it feels like the weight of the world is on my shoulders.”
“I know what you mean,” Angie replied, grasping at her butt cheeks and pushing a fart out to ruffle the hem of her skirt.
“I mean metaphorically,” Eddie replied, taking his spot on the couch. “Everything just seems so complicated with different deals and contracts. It makes me wish I had your life.”
Folding her arms together, Angie let out a huff. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I’m just saying that being a TV chef doesn’t compare to the struggle of office life,” he replied, unable to use the knowledge the audience had to avoid what came next.
“Is that UUURRRP so,” Angie said, waddling her way over to the couch. “Then why don’t I give you something to make this supposed weight of yours seem like nothing.”
“Wait, Angie I’m sorry,” he said, the desperate plea going silent to Angie and the viewers. “Don’t-“
Eddie’s begging became muffled as the hefty woman sat down on him. After a few minutes of wobbling her cheeks back and forth, she unleashed a rippling PHHHHHHHHRRRRRTTTT on his face. The gassy squashing session was a gag performed hundreds of times on the show, but still managed to get a good reaction from the crowd. Lifting herself up just long enough for Eddie to reach out a hand, she slammed down to repeat the process and keep the viewers well entertained.
