Another Excluded Interview with Xi Jinping
Added 2017-04-10 19:24:26 +0000 UTCIf you thought things went wrong last time...
—Chris
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See if you can meet Xi in the matix since you are agent smith......
2017-04-14 16:24:11 +0000 UTCYet no one knew the real reason why Donald Trump was meeting Xi Jinping in the first place: Xi found out about what's happening at American borders ever since Trump came into power, and wanted to learn more about his amazing techniques. Mister Trump taught him the American way of stealing and hacking people's phones at US borders, alongside other techniques of interrogating harmless people by labeling them as terrorists. Xi was greatly inspired by his teachings, which he couldn't believe he wasn't practicing in China already! So nice that America is always one step ahead and ready to help.
Mircea Kitsune
2017-04-10 23:44:05 +0000 UTC
