Sexy Pics Made Awkward By Poses
Added 2020-08-09 13:36:55 +0000 UTCHere are my captions, in order:
1) Hailing a taxi in the middle of the ocean
2) Trying not to flash the beachgoers
3) Does my armpit smell?
4) Seductively pretending the rock isn't painfully jutting into my body
Comments
Awkward is the new sexy anyways
Matt Longo
2020-08-12 11:35:42 +0000 UTCThe last one looks like Bridezilla tripped and fell into a "meant to do that" pose. Or someone called out Beetlejuice three times 😂
John Chung
2020-08-10 04:01:53 +0000 UTCYou didn't wear pasties?
Walter Paquette
2020-08-10 01:22:26 +0000 UTCPose 4# Trying to pretend it isn't 60 degrees and that my skin is always that bumpy. :)
Jack Rawles
2020-08-09 16:36:42 +0000 UTCLol. That’s the hailing a taxi and a random person jumps in before you can even move pose 😂
Reggie Brown
2020-08-09 14:13:44 +0000 UTCThat is def. The cab hailing pose. But, I also know, if there was such a cab, they would stop for you. :)
Jack Rawles
2020-08-09 14:03:51 +0000 UTClooking great
Biggamehnter
2020-08-09 13:41:18 +0000 UTC
