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Don't Cross the Stream: The Steven Seagal Random Tables!

As we discussed in our first episode of Don't Cross the Stream, Steven Seagal can appear in his movies at any time. Thad wrote up a series of tables to aid GMs if they want to use Seagal in their own game. 

I think we will write a special PDF for every episode of Don't Cross the Stream to help distinguish it from other movie review podcasts. Enjoy! 

Comments

this is unbearably good

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Next Slasher Flick scenario?

Ethan Cordray

Good catch on the typo for 6A. However, watching the Gorilla Channel is a full time activity. Even Seagal can't multi task like that.

Ross Payton

Table 6A says 'roll 1d10' but there's 20 entries. Likewise, table 5a has 'The Gorilla Channel' for entry 20, obviously this is a mistake, it should say 'Watching The Gorilla Channel _and roll again_' (emphasis mine).

Phil Nadeau

"Your entire pelvis" lulz

Thomas Novosel

Its...its beautiful. They shoulda sent a poet...

Neal Dalton

Yes... "to aid GMs." That is definitely what they're for.

Thaddeus


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