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Palladium Poisoning: Episode 6 - Rifts England

In the post-apocalyptic hellscape that is Rifts England, skyscraper sized trees are very insecure about their popularity. That's why they bribe their friends with magic leaves, sticks, and bark. Also, King Arr'thuu (yes that is his name) wields Caliber-X to protect New Camelot from evil forces. Little does he know his girlfriend, Guinvere, is actually an alien intelligence. Well, part of one. A fragment, really. Like Mrrlyn. It's complicated. 

Song: Týr by Gvasdnahr 

Palladium Poisoning: Episode 6 - Rifts England

Comments

I have always hated HOAs, now moreso

Alfrecht das Liebe

Oh shit you're right, I totally forgot. We will pick a different book.

Ross Payton

Wasn't Vampire Kingdoms already on Tripping the Rift? Or is there another book about Vampire Mexico and its many many circuses?

DenimA

That is actually kind of awesome

DiploRaptor(Samuel)

England is fictional, like Atlantis right?

Ross Payton

You can only move in if the friends of the Millennium Tree okay it. Otherwise, the tree will just cause a ley line storm. It's the ultimate Home Owner Association.

Ross Payton

RIFTS you always fail too be good but are amazing still in just the full variety of crazy, interesting, and fairly insane things that are happening within your setting at any one given point. My goodness the Millennium Tree's sound awesome and I'd love too build a house on one. Really not much too say that you guys did not Its RIFTs after all it speaks a language we all understand with 30% with a +2% per level

DiploRaptor(Samuel)

There have been, I think, 3 different drafts for this comment simply because I was continually flabbergasted in my attempts to make sense of this and now all I can really say about this is that I'm really not sure the writer understands that England is a real place?

MrBreaksIt

Oh Rifts, you so crazy. I'll give Siembieda props for being passionate about the hobby. However chuckle worthy some of his ideas are now ( and a lot were in the 80's) the man is certainly creatively and seems to genuinely enjoy RPGs. Great job with this months episode!

Gary R


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