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Today in a Panic

Added 2018-06-09 03:21:44 +0000 UTC

I'm going to level with you all and tell the real story interaction I had today with a hair cuttery employee...

First let me start by saying that I'm stoned out of my mind right now and i'm not going to proofread this for typos from now on. I'm half hard already and I'm super horny and wanna get off to jacking off. So yea, I felt like freeballing around town today in my grey silk athletic shorts. Everyone could see... I didn't care... and I went to the hair cuttery to get a fade done on the sides... so then this old aisian lady walked up and i was like ewww fuck no...

I panicked and asked for the hot younger one... god i must have looked like a total jock. Here I was standing in the middle of a hair cuttery freeballing asking for a specific girl to wait on me. She looked at my funky and I decided to leave.

I'm pretty horny now and I feel llike jaking off to some legit straight shit tonight.