NokiMo
lionsledbydonkeys
lionsledbydonkeys

patreon


BONUS EPISODE: The Close Quarters Combat of the USS Buckley

LIVESHOW TICKETS FOR OCT 4TH IN GLASGOW AVAILABLE HERE:

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-in-glasgow-4th-october-2025-tickets-1501072671769

LIVESTREAM TICKETS FOR OCT 4TH HERE:

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/livestream-lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast-live-in-glasgow-4th-october-2025-tickets-1532091008449

CHECK OUT THE MERCH STORE:

https://www.llbdpodcast.com/

During WWII, the crew of the American Destroyer Escort, the USS Buckley, managed to get into a knockdown, drag-out fist fight with the crew of a Nazi U Boat while at sea. In what is probably one of the strangest naval battles in American history, crew armed with guns, knives, pots and pans, and the occasional coffee cup won the day.

Sources:

https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/atlantic-battle-uss-buckley-german-u-66

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/uss-buckley-vs-u-66.html

https://www.usni.org/magazines/naval-history-magazine/1988/july/hand-hand

https://www.uboatarchive.net/U-66A/U-66BlockIslandReport.htm

Comments

Apparently the movie The Enemy Below took a lot of inspiration from this incident.

Rosemary S Callahan Gray

Ok but like. How is this not a movie?

Chelsea Key

What if we throw paper coffee cups?

Mitch Guerrerio

"nyah see? No, Nazis!" Petty Officer "Little Caesar" Bandello

Nadie Southpaw

My cousin smokes spam and it's delicious. Tastes just like hammy burnt ends

Erin Sietstra

Listening to this banger of an episode and then watching Hitchcock’s “Lifeboat” was a good pairing. In the film the survivors of a sunken freighter are stranded in a lifeboat with a survivor of the U-boat that also sank. It’s wartime propaganda that’s also correct in that you can’t give Nazis quarter.

Scott

Marked with like ordinance numbers

Nadie Southpaw

I see your “Thoroughbreads” and raise you one “Pegasus” outside the gates of Fort Polk.

Luke Baumgartner

My Great Grandpa served on a DE during WW2. He got a really good deal and spent much of his enlistment going between schools and getting assigned to new DEs because the one he was assigned to got fully crewed and deployed before he got there.

Jake

Merch Idea: USS Buckley coffee cups.

Thad

alright this is the episode that got me to join the patreon

Cora Drivick

Also worth noting that IIRC U-Boat crews were noted for being anti-Hitler/anti-Nazi. They basically worked off the "what are you going to do, seal me in a steel tube and send me on a suicide mission with extra steps".

Andrew Ashe

What a fucking funny episode. Glad to occasionally have one like this!

James Gilboy

The mouse-ssiah. Missed opportunity lol

Kyle Desseau

You used to be able to sink submarines with helicopter door gunners in C:MANO.

Jonathan Grafton

Has Joe ever covered Operation Anaconda on the show? Feel like it's a perfect candidate - you have all of the fuck ups that went on with the Afghan column that was meant to make up the main force but fled following bad bombing runs, you have the rakkasans in "hells half-pipe", and then the snafu on Takhur Gar with a bad mission getting pushed ahead and the SEALS landing on the X due to time constrai ts, the consequences of that with Roberts, Chapman, the Ranger QRF getting lit up, and then the recent events with the Pred drone footage getting released and the ridiculousness of the Medal of Honor museum. I know Joe and Co have like a years long backlog at this point but it would be a perfect GWOT one-off.

Brandon P

This is one of the best episodes to date by jove old boy

Riley Robertson

too drunk to say shomting...but hy

Ti Napalm

Hey grandpa, why is there a dent in this coffee pot? Well, it got that dent cause I whacked a nazi submariner’s skull after we rammed his sub and they boarded us like they were pirates. Yeah, the war in the Atlantic got weird, grandchild

nughh

Tushonka is the Slavic version of spam. there's a Ukrainian youtuber called the Kitchen Cosmonaut that does a taste test of modern Tushonka in English if anyone is curious.

Megan zietkiewicz

This sailor thanks you for supporting ship workers 🫡

Paloma Alcala

During the ‘Master and Commander’ episode Tom said he was gonna make Joe watch it, but now that they’ve gone with the mecha anime theme for their side series I’m not sure it’s still on the table. That said, if you want something Terror-adjacent, Joe did a guest episode of “Failure to Launch” on Andrée’s Arctic Expedition.

Paloma Alcala

Can you imagine the amount of special edition Soviet Spam that's sitting untouched at the bottom of the Atlantic bc the fish would rather starve.

Grumpy Bowlart

German sailors weren't expecting some good ole fashioned gangster shakedowns.

Le Di Chang

This one was an absolute banger for sure!

3 Toed Jim

This might be my favorite LLBD episode ever. The chaos of the Nazi boarding party is crazy, but the imagery of the Nazis getting their brains smashed out by a coffee pot wielding Petty Officer and the Nazi getting Superman punched off the deck is outstanding!

3 Toed Jim

Greetings from Louisville. The strip clubs remain on 31, names and owners change. Hard to change the floor plan of a place with no windows.

Tyrone Slothrust

Seven minutes in and already a banger episode.

Saint Muerte

So basically the no man’s land melee from the “The King’s Man” movie, but on a boat.

Matt Watterson

Like a grenade in the conning tower

Nadie Southpaw

Oh gods, the Spam!! My dad got hooked on it during his time in the Marines at the end of WWII. He was banned from eating it after his double bypass. After he passed, my mom and I found cans of Spam stashed throughout the house. He just would not give that stuff up.

Queue

Don’t worry, the jokes always land.

Clinton K

I have two, of two different styles and I can confirm.

Cory Miller

U-boat x Destroyer Escort Forbidden Yuri (they r both ships and therefore both women)

Arueshalae Table Building Society

My brain has been derailed by Destroyer (Escort / Sex Worker). But then that makes me think of how the Cock Destroyers would fit into this nautical framework. Destroyer (Cock) I suppose. At any rate a mess of seamen by the end of it.

Marc Bosse

Hilarious. It could be a zany screwball comedy. I’d love to see it on the big screen

Snorks

One of the difficulties with identifying who qualifies as a Nazi is that the Nazis repeatedly lowered their conscription age until, after nearly 6 years of war, by the end of the European theater, they were using literal child soldiers in active combat. A 22-year-old submariner in 1939, who was 17 in 1934, could reasonably be considered a Nazi. A 12-year-old tank crew member in 1945, who was 1 in 1934, probably could not reasonably be considered a Nazi. Where do you draw the line between these two extremes? The problem is you kind of can’t. (This is to say nothing of people from the Baltic states who resisted the Soviet invasion in 1939 only to be just as surprised as the Soviets by Operation Barbarossa in 1941. And Nazi conscription in occupied territories only muddies things further.)

Elsie Hupp

Coffee for the win!

Alistair

When it got to the coffee cup I just pictured Toni Storm telling Renee "chin up, tits out and watch for the cuuup"

Animal Crossing Sovereign Citizen

Those WW 2 Navy coffee cups are leathal projectiles. They are made out of heavy ceramic to keep the coffee hot and don't have handles, you can use to keep your hands warm if you are on watch. No handle makes for better areodynamics.

Doug King

Can we get Joe to at least like a horse by proxy through Umamusume?

Markus D

That’s the story Mrs. Little is sticking with

Austin Arminio

Metal Gear Rising was NOT written by Kojima. It was written by Etsu Tamari, and he wrote a political satire that Kojima WISHES he wrote. Put respect on that man's name for giving Metal Gear the best writing it ever had.

Markus D

By the Archer metric, its a sex worker while afloat & a hooker when sunk

Sasha MH

Ain't no way you guys think spam tastes better than tushonka

brother bob

" these ships weren't meant to slug it out with japanese battleships ". ( looks at the battle off samar and looks away )

Schuylar Mills

Ah hell yeah, we Navy-Pilled we’re Boatmaxxing in 2025 baby!!!! DONT CHA KNOW THE USS CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP! Admiral Macho Man.

William Shackelford

Rumor says the USS O’Bannon (yes, named after the hero of Derna) fought a Japanese submarine with potatoes.

ChipotleAway

[This episode was sponsored by Jackery: run your U-Boat for longer than ever using a Jackery Power Station! Use code SINKALLIEDSHIPPING20 at checkout for 20% off your first order.]

Elsie Hupp

your coworker is the protagonist of a 90s FPS game

Gryphoneer

I work in dispatch for our local transit system and we have a guy named crash dangerzone

Lain of the Wired

i guess that's heavy-duty brainrot, but when joe said "i wanna fuck that horse" first thing that crossed my mind was "ah yes, uma musume". and then the escort bit made me remember there's at least one gacha game about anthropomorphized WWII ships

Gryphoneer

Hell yeah, boats - boats - boats - boats. Aka exotic ships

iDoTechOK

US subs were also interesting in that the captains had a lot of leeway to mess with their boats. Like putting three quad mounted 20mms on it. Or a 4 inch deck gun that had so much muzzle blast it blew the subs deck plates into the sea

Noblesse Oblahaj

For what it's worth, despite having a much better training program and arguably better conditions, the US sub fleet also had an incredibly high casualty rate. This is for somewhat different reasons than the German losses. It also accounted for a staggering amount of tonnage sunk even compared to us surface ships and planes, of both commercial and military ships.

Noblesse Oblahaj

At one point before WW2, someone in the navy theorized that the US Navy should aim to build 140 aircraft carriers. By 1945, they had over 120. If the war continued to 1946, they would have been projected to have around 152.

Noblesse Oblahaj

Stuart Little’s biological father was also a human

Bees McBee

All this scurvy discourse makes me ask again for a series based on the first season of The Terror.

Matt

Collins Class submarines that the (RAN) Royal Australian Navy use, are diesel-electric. Diesel isn't all that bad lol. The HMAS Rankin (Collins Class) managed to beat the US Navy at RIMPAC 2004 during exercise Silent Fury. The USN had 2 destroyers, a guided missile frigate, a nuclear submarine, Destroyer Squadron 31, 6 Patrol Squadron anti-submarine P-3C Orion combat crews and a chopper. Rankin still got close enough to snap pics of a US destroyer within range of engagement even when the USN cheated and used active sonar.

Alex

Thank God this came out during a overnight inventory shift. Thank you for keeping me up.

Superpong


Related Creators