EARLY EPISODE: The Battle of Fort Driant
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patton was a piece of shit but his yacht sails out of salem, ma now and it’s actually pretty nice
James
2024-12-08 12:55:56 +0000 UTCThe guys name in Doom is Flynn Taggart, you Philistines. Read one of the five Doom novels
Noblesse Oblahaj
2024-12-07 17:00:40 +0000 UTCSomeone told Patton the Niese was in Germany and he was in a hurry to get there
Noblesse Oblahaj
2024-12-07 16:57:28 +0000 UTCHitler had more in common with the Hapsburgs than I thought!
Markus D
2024-12-05 06:53:32 +0000 UTC"my brother in christ's little brother" new legion signoff just dropped
Robert Heilman
2024-12-03 23:19:07 +0000 UTCyou telling me a shrimp cast this net??
Robert Heilman
2024-12-03 23:17:57 +0000 UTCtfw you're about to climb into a bunker and your lt hands you a ball of string with some warning about the waffinotaur ss
Robert Heilman
2024-12-03 23:16:28 +0000 UTCThe snakes were tnt, it's a pushing charge vs a cutting one, not good on concrete
Nicholas Gunter
2024-11-27 21:43:07 +0000 UTCAs for the 1940s Hugo Boss silhouette… as long as you’re doing Tom of Finland cosplay it’s probably fine. That is, if you have one dude in a knockoff SS uniform sucking the dick of another dude in a knockoff SS uniform… if it annoys Nazis it’s probably fine.
Elsie Hupp
2024-11-27 21:40:11 +0000 UTCI mean I agree the Chanel suits can be slaaaay, but wearing the period-appropriate Nazi armband with your $7,000 tweed pajamas just seems a bit weird haha
Elsie Hupp
2024-11-27 21:36:54 +0000 UTCI think some of them have like, a good silhouette, but the skulls and shit like that are 100% try-hard.
Markus D
2024-11-27 21:31:53 +0000 UTC“Fuck it I ate the opp”
Sam Butler
2024-11-27 00:36:30 +0000 UTCAlways love Dracula flow appreciation
Sam Butler
2024-11-27 00:34:59 +0000 UTC“Is it okay to think that Nazi uniforms look cool?” Well, considering the fact that they were literally *designed* to look cool, I think the appropriate attitude towards Nazi uniforms is to consider them obnoxiously try-hard.
Elsie Hupp
2024-11-27 00:17:14 +0000 UTCDuring my deployment to Afghanistan in 2012, My route clearance patrol Got put on a mission called operation shrimp's net
Nicholas Gunter
2024-11-26 18:13:21 +0000 UTCMy fiancé is Brazilian and I love her family. My childhood best friend is also Brazilian. Being cool and also insane at the same time is a pretty accurate description of Brazilians.
Brendan Bonner
2024-11-26 12:35:41 +0000 UTCNo mention of the Brazilian funkeiro who died while having devils a three way with an Instagram model and his homie. He jumped three stories off the balcony to avoid being caught by his wife by jumping into the hotel pool. He did not hit the pool.
Brendan Bonner
2024-11-26 12:27:59 +0000 UTCNate needs to spread this to WOAPW...
Master Blaster
2024-11-26 11:33:13 +0000 UTCI'm surprised we didn't have an MGSV parallel between 'Big Boss' George Patton, and Punished 'Venom' Jorge Paton
Lew
2024-11-26 10:43:24 +0000 UTCNate: “I hope you all are doing well” My brother in Christ’s little brother I am a member of this community, of course I’m not doing well mentally 🤣🤣
Glorytothedead
2024-11-26 02:05:39 +0000 UTCmolemaxd yes this is what i'm here for
mysti mole
2024-11-26 01:50:37 +0000 UTCJust wait it gets worse.
Mel S
2024-11-26 01:09:24 +0000 UTCIs that what happened to Patton's niece? I'm only 12 minutes in.
Alive Or Trees
2024-11-26 01:08:57 +0000 UTCI assume Patton was so convinced in his own mythos that he chose to have sex with his niece like some visigothic war-chief
Alive Or Trees
2024-11-26 01:07:12 +0000 UTCThe problem with putting the make-up on goth serpents? No eyelids.
Markus D
2024-11-25 23:41:36 +0000 UTCI definitely think that Patton and his niece being in love is worse than them just fucking because it presumes that someone could be deeply in love with George Patton.
Markus D
2024-11-25 21:24:39 +0000 UTCI've said it before but I know one of Montgomery's (then) young pen pals. He's now an author and military historian of some note himself.
Foshcat
2024-11-25 19:36:41 +0000 UTCJust imagining Brazilian Patton's army chanting "Vai morrer!" before each offensive.
Jack McReynolds
2024-11-25 17:23:57 +0000 UTC9:05 [Everyone disliked that]
Nadie Southpaw
2024-11-25 17:09:04 +0000 UTCAlso, I was flippin bricks for Mansa Musa before ya'll were even a type 1 civilization.
Brandon P
2024-11-25 14:44:32 +0000 UTCThe story of Blaskowitz is one of my absolute favorite individual stories of the war. Just a note - it's more likely he was killed by his prison guards than jumped from the window willingly because the prison guards that watched Nazi war criminals tended to be former SS men - that is a documented fact. And Blaskowitz had a history of trying to prosecute SS men... it's likely he was killed as revenge and to silence him. Also, not to overshare but I had a professor whose actual name was B.J. Blaskowicz - which was very cool. He did in fact teach about WW2.
Brandon P
2024-11-25 13:38:21 +0000 UTCI've never been more proud of being French than hearing Nate's meme of the year is the 'Vous gardez calme / Vous deviene fou". This is peak French cultural exports right there.
Panda
2024-11-25 13:06:57 +0000 UTCNot defending Patton but it makes it less gross that it was his niece by marriage not by blood—I believe I read that she was Patton’s wife’s half-niece—but still—don’t have affairs with your niece regardless
James Eccles
2024-11-25 11:43:21 +0000 UTCSeppuku by weinermobile.
Mel S
2024-11-25 06:31:36 +0000 UTCI've got ants.
delvr
2024-11-25 04:34:35 +0000 UTCAll I can think of after the Chat about Monty and Patton's messed up love affairs' is someone needs to make an awful musical about this.
Shrieking Muppet
2024-11-24 20:34:03 +0000 UTCi think Bradley had trouble keeping Patton in line because Bradley had been his subordinate at the start of the war and, relatedly, all of these guys had two ranks: Regular Army ranks and US Army ranks (the Regular Army being the rump volunteer force and the US Army being the conscript army that actually fought WWII) and the fact that Patton outranked Bradley by their Regular Army ranks, while meaning nothing operationally, gave Patton an edge in prestige
Corey Yanofsky
2024-11-24 20:09:09 +0000 UTCOperation Skanky Skink
Hammerthrust Von Sexron
2024-11-24 17:27:46 +0000 UTCThis man is literally the Clean Wehrmacht myth, but real. Everyone else wanted to pretend to be him after the war ended.
Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an
2024-11-24 17:03:17 +0000 UTC“Americans and Germans found themselves at the same hole.” Thank God it wasn’t their nieces? …yeah, I’m not proud of that one.
Matt
2024-11-24 16:42:43 +0000 UTCHitler also fucked his niece and was the result of his father fucking his niece so that was yet another thing he and Patton had in common
Rosemary S Callahan Gray
2024-11-24 15:38:21 +0000 UTCBlaskowitz: the highest ranking Nazi officer to unironically still ask “are we the baddies?”
Jason Machacek
2024-11-24 14:55:19 +0000 UTCI don't blame Bradley for not trying to keep Patton in line, cause you know that motherfucker would show up with a pistol to challenge him to a duel if he tried, psycho that Patton was.
Peter Larkin
2024-11-24 14:04:13 +0000 UTCI want the American seppuku shirt
FishTank
2024-11-24 14:04:06 +0000 UTCA secret third thing (both)
Alex Varrus
2024-11-24 13:38:48 +0000 UTCOooh an episode about something I've never heard of. Will it be hilarious or horrifying?
Thomas Layton
2024-11-24 12:44:12 +0000 UTCI don’t know anything about this!
Louis Wilkins
2024-11-24 09:03:40 +0000 UTC
