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EARLY EPISODE: The First Boer War: Part 1

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Sources:

Laband, John. The first Anglo-Boer War 1880-1881

Pakenham, Thomas. The Boer War.

Meredith, Martin. Diamonds, Gold, and War: The Making of South Africa

Pretorius, Fransjohan. The Boer Wars.

Palmer, Gough. The Besieged Towns of the First Boer War

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Comments

Tommy Burgers!

ASL

yeah did he make the new llbd theme?

Robert Heilman

"perverts per capita" may be the greatest metric nate's ever come up with

Robert Heilman

Goatsack lambarack is a great couple words

Joe Wakefield

"Snap into that tree in Florida" must be the wrestling equivalent of "Watch out for that tree, Ian!"

Jonathan Grafton

The names are getting the same reaction that Cyclone was getting from Nick

Jonathan Grafton

Boerus Heresy sounds like if you just read the Black Library while mocking English

Jonathan Grafton

One thing you missed in all the discussion of Kruger’s Horse ASMR: the name of Paardekraal, where the Boers assembled, means “horse corral”…

Adrian Frith

what dis?

Tias the Grognard

Hey Tom. Sorry my good natured ribbing led to this.

19ZXB Donkey brains

I hope you know that I do read these comments and maybe reconsider your tone. (Tom)

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

That isn't very nice

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Disagree on Tom being great, but I gotta say, I skipped around the episode on here to see if he was on it, and didn't hear him, but after I downloaded it and heard him introduced, I just skipped it and won't be listening to the rest. Wish I could but I won't subject myself to what I'm assuming is Tom's annoying as fuck Dutch accent every 20 seconds

Kyle Ouellette

Watschever doe yeu meen? Heesh native

Sam Butler

Kruger: psychopathically racist (Khorne), remedies that infect himself (Nurgle), makes up his own sect of religion (Tzeentch)... All this guy needs is a sex party and we have the fuckin Boerus Heresy

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

BRING ON THE BATTLE BEAR

david reid

someone got it!

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Pigs are no emu damn it

Brian

Tom's great, but I'm hoping he either skipped this one or kept that ridiculous Dutch accent to a minimum.

19ZXB Donkey brains

*Starts aggressively remembering everything

William Shackelford

I’d pay good money to see any man or woman do a Roman Gladiatorial match but instead of a Lion, make it a Horse from Skyrim.

William Shackelford

Over religious folks who use religion to justify there indifferences and racism with no valid base of evidence is one of the most infuriating things. Soon in a debate when they are in the ropes, they can throw the “well it’s my personal religious belief” or “That’s not what God says” then proceeds to spew the most hateful crao you ever heard. Reminds me of my neighbors. Am I a bad person for laughing knowing his wife habitually cheats on him because of him being an alcoholic ultra-conservative.

William Shackelford

No where can I find it?

William Shackelford

Totally off-topic but I'm not on the Discord so posting it here instead. Did any of you see the Twitter account documenting war crimes in Gaza using the posts from members of the IDF?

Pol R

If anyone has only read the Bible and refuses to read anything else, I think it's pretty safe to say you just kill that guy, because shit's going to get AWFUL if you don't.

Markus D

With all this horse punching talk, I'm obligated to bring up the probably apocryphal story of Roberto Duran getting super drunk and knocking out a horse. Even the equine should fear Manos de Piedra.

Jack McReynolds

I thought it was a war with pigs. Lightweight disappointed.

david reid

FLCL Reference!

Emmmaaa Gunmmyyy

Krueger did the wood beast challenge https://youtu.be/80sCD2p0W1Q?si=JjQNrFLspwZLnJQX

Domnahl

The new song by Corpse Road

Nys

Dit is die 41ste Millennium. Vir meer as honderd eeue sit Die Keiser onbeweeglik op die Goue Troon van die Aarde. Hy is die Meester van die Mensdom deur die wil van die gode, en meester van 'n miljoen wêrelde deur die mag van sy onuitputlike leërs. Hy is 'n verrottende karkas wat onsigbaar wriemel met krag uit die Donker Tydperk van Tegnologie. Hy is die aas Heer van die Imperium vir wie 'n duisend siele elke dag geoffer word, sodat hy nooit werklik sal sterf nie. Tog, selfs in sy doodlose toestand, gaan die Keiser voort met sy ewige waaksaamheid. Magtige gevegsvlote kruis die daemon-besmette miasma van die Warp, die enigste roete tussen verre sterre, hul pad verlig deur die Astronomic, die psigiese manifestasie van die keiser se wil. Groot leërs veg in sy naam op ontelbare wêrelde. Die grootste onder sy soldate is die Adeptus Astartes, die Space Marines, bio-gemanipuleerde super-krygers. Hulle wapenkamerade is legio: die Imperial Guard en ontelbare planetêre verdedigingsmagte, die immer waaksame Inkwisisie en die tegnologie-priesters van die Adeptus Mechanicus om net 'n paar te noem. Maar vir al hul menigtes is hulle skaars genoeg om die immer-teenwoordige bedreiging van vreemdelinge, ketters, mutante af te weer - en erger. Om in sulke tye 'n man te wees, is om een ​​onder ongekende biljoene te wees. Dit is om in die wreedste en bloedigste regime denkbaar te leef. Dit is die verhale van daardie tye. Vergeet die krag van tegnologie en wetenskap, want so baie is vergeet, om nooit weer aangeleer te word nie. Vergeet die belofte van vooruitgang en begrip, want in die grimmige donkerte van die verre toekoms is daar net oorlog. Daar is geen vrede tussen die sterre nie, net 'n ewigheid van bloedbad en slagting, en die gelag van dorstige gode.

Domnahl

wait a minute I know a Kruger from South Africa oh fuck oh shit

Mildly invested

Boered to Death

Mutual Aid Miniatures

Roboert Ghillieman

Mutual Aid Miniatures

Natives giving the boers slaves gave me the same vibe of the eastern empire bribing the Huns to hopefully leave them alone. Just trying to pay off the ravenous hoard. Honestly that might be too cruel a comparison to be compared to the boers

Mildly invested

Dr. Doofenschmirtz ass line

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

Boers 🤝 Nazis Being so insanely evil even the British are the good guys in comparison

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

DJ Danarchy shoutout!!!

Justin

To put it in terms of the podcast extended universe of which LLBD is a part of: a lot of people are boering to die.

Nys

dad, no

Charlie Lawton

I can't believe you all went for Hogan and Macho Man and nobody said "The Ultimate Boerior"

Noblesse Oblahaj

Yawns* I’m here babe. How bad cou…O jee

William Shackelford

Macho Man and Hulk Hogan both high on coke perfectly explains how same drug affects people differently

William Shackelford

Die Ulteime Kryger

Kyle Clark

The Ultimate Warrior canonically Boer.

Kyle Clark

Trek Boers is my least favourite William Shatner novel

Noblesse Oblahaj

The status effect icon for Britain is a green, rotten ham being rained on

Noblesse Oblahaj

The brewers understood the assignment.

Warpwaffel

hulk hogan has a beer called “real american beer” and it’s somehow even more watery than coors light

Mike Larsen

As a resident of Jacksonville, FL I heartly approve of the guys shitting on Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Doug King

Every time they think they're out, it pulls them back in.

Matthew Mayton

Hope this series isn’t too boering

Max W

Boerhammer

Thomas Layton

Joe and the boys dancing on the grave of imperialism only for it to reach up and snatch one of them by the ankle.

Thomas Layton

before it was big enough to be called capetown they had to call it scarftown

Lain of the Wired

In the grim dark future of Afrikaans, there is only Boer

Noblesse Oblahaj

I was there when Boerus slew the Emperor

Noblesse Oblahaj

Babe wake up, Joe trying to pronounce Dutch names just dropped

Charlie Lawton

But where's bricky?

bossbear the rock

The planet will break before colonialism does lol

Alex Varrus

Warhammer BoerDK

Mutual Aid Miniatures

Gonna listen to 40k audiobooks because I’m sure it’ll be less grimdark

Al


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