doodle
Added 2025-02-27 16:06:21 +0000 UTCa living love doll girl, you can see her flailing her nubs helplessly while she being used. she can be used as a pillow to comfort your sleep, can be your talk friend, or sing a song for you, genuinely a pleasant companion to have. and if you love things rough she can be your punching bag! what if after all that you didn't feel like having her as companion? then put her in a refrigerator for 12 hours she'll turn into a fine meat ingredient for you cuisine! disclaimer : she is not a real person, she is a synthetically constructed biomass within our factory. if the product's appearance is resembling recently disappeared local member, we'd like to inform you that, that is total coincidence, and if one of our product is malfunctions by claiming itself as a person, please activate "Emergency Behavior Rectifying protocol" by punching the product's abdomen area.
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Sometimes the EBR protocol doesn't work the first time, but it will always eventually work, you just need to keep at it. I bought a doll that looked like my boss' daughter. In fact, she even claimed that she was my bosses daughter and that she'd been kidnapped while canvassing for furry rights. I had to use the EBR protocol over a dozen times to make her stop pretending that she was a person, and then another dozen just to be sure.
jogiff
2025-02-28 07:20:37 +0000 UTC
