Given the dark themes it seems fitting that I rediscovered this old draft so close to Halloween. You can tell its age from the very first panel. It's been a long time since I last drafted up a "Ultimate Way to Eat a _____" comic.
But yeah, I thought I'd share it with you guys cause 2 years on I still think it's ACTUALLY GOOD?? But I guess I didn't end up going with it back then. Maybe it was the abundance of text that threw me off. Or maybe I was worried it was too weird, but then why would that ever be a reason for me to not post a comic when I've already referenced Goatse three times during Deathbulge's lifetime.