X-Men: God Loves, Woman Eats (Collected Edition)

X-Men: God Loves, Woman Eats
By FC Punk

Prologue:  

“Are you ready!”

Jubilee had a big grin on her face as she held up a DVD case.

Laura, also known as X23, looked at the DVD in her hands. “The Ark? What is that?”

Jubilee gave Laura a look of surprise, “What do you mean? You’ve never seen the Ark? 1979? That movie about a starship crew exploring a dead ship while being hunted by an alien? You’ve never heard of it?”

“I spent my childhood being trained to be the perfect assassin. I really don’t know much about pop culture from before I joined the school.”

It had been a stressful week for the X-Men with a double whammy of Apocalypse and for the students such as Laura and Jubilee it was also finals. Now it was Saturday night and Laura and Jubilee were in Jubilee’s dorm ready to have a girl’s night.

Jubilee sighed, “That’s right, you wouldn’t have would you? That’s okay though! This will just be your first time seeing the greatest sci fi horror movie of all time! It’s going to be-wait, you finished all the popcorn? That was your second bowl!”

Laura looked at the empty party bowl and then back at Jubilee, “I was hungry.”

“Yeah, but two bowls?”

Laura shrugged, “It’s my healing factor. I could eat an entire pizza and only feel bloated for maybe,” Laura paused, silently thinking before saying, “Three minutes? I’ve never really tried it. But my point is, it’s really really hard for me to get full.”

Jubilee was impressed with the tiny girl, “Wow, that’s pretty cool. So it must be impossible for you to get fat.”

Laura shook her face, “Actually it’s the opposite. Since I can’t be full for long it means I need to eat more just to get full again. If I wasn’t an X-Man I would end up fat as whale.”

“So you’d end up like Xian?”

“Karma? What happened to her?”

Jubilee hadn’t been there at the time, but Karma’s possession by Shadow King and her enormous weight gain was well known.

“Nothing, it’s a long story. We’ll just put another bag in the microwave and start the movie.”

Laura and Jubilee did just that and watched The Ark with the lights off. Laura had seen enough  horrific things her entire young life that she was largely desensitized, but there was something about this movie that was affecting Laura. The movie had an innate sense of dread to it from the multi-tentacle armed alien that was hiding in the shadows, hunting the crew members one by one.

Laura found himself cuddling up to Jubilee, wrapping her arms around her for comfort. Jubilee noticed this and didn’t say anything, it was rare for Laura to show this side of her. Instead she stroked Laura’s hair, it was all she could do.

After the movie was over both of them were tired and decided to sleep, it was late at night anyways. The girls decided to share the same bed that night and slept together.

However.

As they slept their television suddenly turned back on and an eerie green glow started to emit from it. From the flat screen a series of tentacles came out and a twisted psychedelic octopus followed. The sickening green light flooded and polluted the room as the octopus slithered, it’s skin was constantly shifting in color like a schizophrenic mood ring.

The octopus slowly crawled under the covers and wrapped it’s tentacles around the two mutants. The foul tentacles wrapped around their legs like stripes on a candy cane before entering their vaginas. The tentacles jiggled and shook, wiggling in a most vulgar way.

“Nnnnn,” Laura let out a lewd moan in her sleep, snuggling up to Jubilee tighter as the tentacles went to work on her, Jubilee echoing with her own moan as well.

After a good minute the tentacles pulled out and the octopus slowly snuck out of the covers crawled back into the television, the glow disappearing and everything returned to normal.

Laura suddenly stirred and Jubilee yawned, "Is everything okay?"

Laura rubbed her eye with one hand, something didn't feel right.

"I'm fine, I think I had a nightmare."

Chapter 1: The Cravings & the Sickness

Jubilee smiled at the big sandwich she was making. She had cut an entire loaf of bread in two and was placing strips of roast beef and bacon while also stacking it high with a thick layer of different kids cheese.

She placed several jalapenos onto it before slathering it in brown mustard, drowning everything with the mustard until it was spilled over and spreading onto the plate it was on. She then covered the messy goop in pepperoni slices and even more roast beef slices. After she was finished making the hoagie she started in on it.

The sandwich was just huge and decadent and it had been her third sandwich of the day.

Her appetite had noticeably changed, whereas before a simple tuna sandwich would have been enough, but this something else. She couldn't understand why she would need such an unnecessary sandwich.

She ate and moaned, taking big deep bites she opened her mouth in a most lewd sort of way, her eyes rolled over as she held the phallic shaped sandwich.

As she ate the sloppy sandwich from hell her stomach gave her issues and discomfort.

Reaching down she felt her belt buckle. She felt bloated and her belt was feeling tight around her middle. Looking around to see if the cost was clear Jubilee undid her belt and allowed her stomach some freedom. She lifted up her pink shirt and could see a thin layer of pudge developed on her stomach. She still couldn't handle the tightness and undid her pants, letting her pudge move further out.

"Jeez, where did this come from?"

She rubbed her hand over the slight bulge, “I should really cut back on my eating.”

She said as she two three more big bites of the sandwich, brown mustard coating her lips. Smacking her lips she added, “And maybe up my training.”

At that moment Storm came into the kitchen, already in her X-uniform, her grey cloak neatly covering her.

“Ororo!” Jubilee called out while wiping her mouth clean.

“Yes Jubilee?” Ororo asked. Out of the teachers in the school Ororo was always one of the coolest and most understanding.

“Do you think I could get a private session in the Danger Room?”

Ororo saw jubilee’s unbuckled belt and saw how bloated she was. She kindly reached out from her cloak and rubbed the soft pouch, “I don’t think the Danger Room would be necessary for something this small. Just go for more walks and ease up on the sandwiches, child.”

But Jubilee was insistent, “Come on Ororo, I really need this fixed as quickly as possible.” She rubbed her small little tummy, “I’m just so bloated.”

Ororo sighed and nodded, “Very well. We shall commence your session in an hour. Get prepared because there isn’t an easy mode in the Danger Room.”

Jubilee grinned widely, “Thank you so much! I’m going to do my best!”

When Storm left Jubilee’s stomach suddenly rumbled and an idea of a hot fudge ice cream crept into her head.

“God, why can’t I stop eating. I really need some self control” Jubilee said as she found herself grabbing ice cream from the freezer.

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All suited up Jubilee was ready to go, complete with her yellow trench over her black and gold  uniform and her red visor over her eyes. She did have an issue, the giant gold X in her uniform drew attention to her paunch.

Stom sat in the control panel and spoke into the com:

“Alright Jubilee, the simulation is about to begin. As always, everything isn’t lethal but it will cause pain and possibly injury. If you need to quit at any time just say so.”

Jubilee nodded, “Got it! Let’s go!”

Stom activated the vast room and the first thing appeared was a sentinel.

“Nice classic test!” Jubilee remarked when the first thing the robot did was fire missiles from it’s fingers. Jubilee thrusts her hands out and the crackling sound of her power was activated as she blasted pyrotechnics she called “fireworks” at the missiles, blowing them up.

The giant sentinel launched a fist to the ground, only for Jubilee to climb up the arm to the neck where it was weakest. The crack and pop of her fireworks scrambled it’s circuit until the lumbering giant came falling down.

Upon achieving victory Jubilee’s stomach once again acted up.

“Storm! I have to cut it short, my stomach!”

From the control room storm was bewildered “A stomach ache? You want to abort the simulation due to a stomach ache?”

The hunger inside her spiked and she moaned, “Pleeeease!”

Storm to her amazement switched the program off, the ruined sentinel vanishing. “Alright Jubilee, go get something to eat.”

Storm watched with concern as Jubilee shuffled out of the Danger Room, something was terribly amiss.

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At that very same moment Laura was placed over a toilet bowl. She had been throwing up for close to fifteen minutes. It was so bizarre to her, her healing factor should have prevented her from vomiting so violently as she had been.

After what seemed like forever Laura felt like she was finished. Wiping a stray bit of vomit from her mouth Laura made her to Hank McMoy’s lab.

Entering the lab she came across the friendly mutant with blue fur that was known as the Beast. Henry was dressed in a suit with a white lab coat on, shoeless of course.

“Hello Laura, what brings you to my lab?” He said with a friendly smile.

“I feel sick, doctor.”

Hank chuckled, “My dear my lab isn’t the place to treat such things. We have a school nurse who-”

“I think I have Adamantium poisoning.”

Hank adjusted his glasses at the seriousness, “Well in that case you came to the right place. Please strip and lay down.”

Laura did so, Beast not looking away having the professional decorum as a doctor.

He examined her body and noted the soft layer that had been developing all over her body, he pinched some inches, examining her fuller butt he saw how it now had a slight jiggle.

“Laura, you’ve put on some weight. Nothing to be too concerned with, you’re in the perfect range for a healthy teenage girl. Now, could you extend your claws?”

Laura made a face as her claws exploded out of her arms and through her hands. Each time she did it the claws would burst through the skin and hurt like hell. Beast looked at each claw on each hand, examining the sharp metal.

“There doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with your claws.”

Laura pulled them back and Beast said, “Why not get in the body scanner, it should give us a better view of your adamantium skeleton. But before that I should draw some blood.” Hank pricked Laura drew multiple samples of blood before ushering her into the machine.

Thanks to their relationship with the Shi’r Empire the X-Men had access to advanced medical technology. The machine quietly hummed before turning off. Laura crawled out of it, “Well Doctor McMoy, what does it say?” “I’ll need an hour or so to examine all the date. Why don’t you go kill some time while I wait.”

Laura nodded, “Alright, I'll be back.” Beast waved a big blue paw, “Take your time, these things are quite tedious,”

Laura left, feeling hungry in the belly. Going to the kitchen she found Jubilee with loads of meatball subs she was eating from. “Hey, I’m kinda peckish, might I join?” Jubilee grinned at her friend, “Yeah, no problem there. There’s more meatballs in the pot, you can help yourself.”

Laura did just that, taking apart loaves of bread she started covered them in meatballs and marinara sauce while also coating them in slices of pepper jack cheese.

Back in the lab, Hank was going over Laura’s results. He removed his glasses and pushed back in his chair. “Oh my stars and garters,” He said to himself in amazement.

He quickly got up to find Laura, only to find her binging with Jubilee. They were eating sloppily, meatballs falling and rolling on themselves, but still they ate more.

Laura looked up with a mouthful of sandwich, swallowing she asked, “Dr. McCoy, what do the tests say?”

Hank gripped his giant blue hands. He knew there was something else at work here, but he needed more research.

“Nothing to worry about just yet. Just keep eating, it should help with your vomiting.”

Laura nodded affirmatively and resumed taking huge bites like an animal.

There was definitely something up, Hank knew, but for now all he could do was watch…

Chapter Two: Hungry Mall Rats

Laura and Jubilee were at the mall, having a relaxing outside of school, hanging out with Kitty Pryde, also known as Shadowcat.

“Uh, girls there’s been something I’ve been meaning to point out.” Kitty had been one of the first new students and tended to act like a big sister to the newer students like Jubilee and Laura.

It had been a month since the strange occurrence had happened between the two teenage mutant girls and in that time they had undergone a new transformation: They had grown fat.

Both girls were fleshy as could be, Laura filled her black clothes to capacity while Jubilee's big round butt pushed out her jean shorts and her big breasts were bulging in her pink shirt.

But the biggest on each of them were the big fat guts that protruded in their middles. They got many stares from older folks who thought the teenagers were pregnant, nine months at that. They weren’t solid and hard, but soft and buttery they were big balls of fat that hung off their torsos, causing their backs to bend like big heavy tummies.

“You mean our appearance?” Jubilee’s newly chubby cheeks blushed.

“Well, to be honest,”

“It’s helped my digestive problems, I haven’t been throwing up so much.” Laura drly said before Jubilee perks up, “Oh! Let’s get some ice cream from the food court!”

“What? Again? We were just up there!” Kitty tried to point ou 

“Yeah and now we need to eat again!” Jubilee exclaimed as Laura followed her.

The three ordered from each place and Kitty couldn’t believe how much more food they piled on their table. The other mall patrons could only stare with disgust at the massive obese teenagers gobbling food up like greedy farm animals. “Oh this is soo good!” Jubilee would moan while Laura gave a gluttonous snort, too preoccupied with eating to respond.

“URRRP!” Jubilee let out a grotesque belch and rubbed her stomach softly. Laura was also caressing her stomach, taking deep slow breaths. Kitty though was nervous, as she looked around she saw the other food court goers were staring at them, no longer with disgust, but suspicion.

“Hey, we should probably get out of here, we’re making a scene.”

Jubilee and Laura looked around and saw what Kitty meant. “Yeah, we should get going,” Laura said softly, Jubilee adding, “Let’s go to the arcade.”

Kitty got up from her seat, however Jubilee and Laura were having difficulties as the two tubbies rears were wedged in firmly. “Oh Lord, really?” Kitty said unbelievably, grasping their arms and used her powers to phase them out of their seats.

The arcade was also a trying time.

Laura and Jubilee kept accidentally knocking over other teens with their guts, just making the wrong turn was enough to knock some kid down. Their stomachs also prevented them from reaching the controls. They tried doing dancing games, but that had its own problems with how much they jiggled and how quickly they became out of breath. They were just too fat for the arcade.

Deciding to leave the girls wandered about, but Laura stopped in her tracks.

“Laura what’s wrong?” Asked Kitty.

“We’re being followed. The same scent has been following us since the food court.”

Jubilee and Kitty looked at each other with concern and Laura said, “We should split up. Let’s all meet outside by the bus stop. Got it?”

“Got it.”

Chapter 3:

The three split up, each going their own way to make it outside the mall and escape their pursuers.

Jubilee took the route through the food court, for reasons only her stomach understood. The food court was very open, very public and a girl as fat as her stuck out like a sore thumb. But she was hungry still, she craved something sweet and creamy sliding down her throat. Her stomach, the big bulging sack of fat, led her in this direction.

It was why, it was why she was standing in line, waiting to purchase even more ice cream. She didn’t need it at all, her rolls of pork were more than well fed. But she wanted it, she craved it, so she took a huge risk.

“Come on, let’s go already,” muttered Jubilee under her breath while behind someone else. She impatiently shifted from one fat leg to the other, making her belly wobble in the front and her bottom shake in the back, obscured by her yellow jacket.

Just then she felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned and saw it was a mall cop, his eyes were obscured by a pair of sunglasses, but after dealing with Cyclops for so long Jubilee could tell he was making eye contact with her.

“Excuse me miss, can you come with me?”

Jubilee sighed, so this was who was after them. They most likely suspected them to be mutants after their gluttonous feasting. While she could easily resist Jubilee knew it would create a scene and it went against what she was taught by Professor Xavier.

If worse came to worse she knew she would be rescued.

“Alright, but can I get my ice cream? It’s my turn.”

The mall cop looked and it was indeed her turn and she had money in her hand.

“Alright, make it quick.”

Jubilee approached the counter and put in her order, all while hoping the other girls had made it out.
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Laura was more frantic in her escape, she used strategy in trying to avoid her pursuers, going through the anchor stores. With the store being packed it would throw them off and Laura would be able to escape to the meet up point. The plan was working at first, but when she made it to the exit there was a security officer in front of the door and soon two officers were joined behind her.

“Can you please come with us.” The officer in the front addressed her.

Laura sneered at them. She took after her father Logan in many ways, chiefly among the family traits was the lack of faith in the turn the other cheek aspect of Xavier’s philosophy.

As she watched the three mall cops start to move in her instincts and training to be a child soldier started to kick in. If these people kept this up Laura was going to attack. If they touched her she was going to pop her claws out and it was going to be ugly.

However, a pain coursed through her body coming from her stomach.

“Ooooh.” Laura moaned, stumbling forward. It was so painful, what was going on in her stomach. She may have had a healing factor but pain was pain and she could only take so much. Reluctantly Laura obeyed, being escorted to their office.

Outside at the bus stop Kitty fidgeted in impatience. She checked her phone, “They should have made it out by now. Looks like it’s up to me.”
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“Hey will you stop staring at those donuts! You’re not getting any!”
Laura and Jubilee were staring daggers at the donuts, as if trying to will the box over to them.

“You could at least give us something to eat while we wait.”
“After what we saw in the food court?” The office himself was on the porky side, but he had a look of disgust as he stared at the two girls. “It’s obvious you two are mutants so you’re staying put until we figure out what we’re dealing with.”
Jubilee was outraged “Excuse me? What you’re dealing with are two teenage girls! Just because we’re also mutants doesn’t mean we’re a threat. So please, can we have something to eat?”

“For the last time, no! Now quit asking!”

Laura snapped, “Come on! Like you need those wide load!”

“Hey watch it you little bitch!” The porcine mall cop raised his hand, but was held back by another. “Come on, you’re in control, remember that. They’re just kids. Besides,” He leaned in to whisper “I don’t think they’re fat.”

The mall cop looked at their bellies, sticking out and perfectly round, and immediately knew what his partner was implying. Immediately he grabbed the box and tossed it at the two girls who started to dig in.
The first box went down quickly and the two cops gave them another and soon after another. They marveled at how the two girls gorged, getting glazed sugar and cream and jelly onto their clothes. It was very apparent to the both of them that these teenagers were in fact pregnant mothers.
With a stressed sigh the portly mall cop said "You're free to go."
Jubilee looked up with a mouthful of donut "wha?"
"You're free to go. Even though you're muties we can't in good conscience hold you two while you're pregnant."
Laura almost spat out her food "Pregnant?! We're-" but she was cut off from finishing her sentence by a pinch from Jubilee. 
"You two should be ashamed of yourselves. Your prejudice towards us being mutants was bad enough, but to prevent two mothers from eating…" Jubilee rubbed her belly in slow circular motions.
"Please go." The portly cop whispered, head down in shame.
As the two mutants walked from the office Laura inquired, "Why did you do that? We're not pregnant"
Jubilee brushed it off, "It got us out of it, i'll take it."
At that moment Kitty came up to them "Hey! Did you get into trouble?"
"A little" Jubilee said, Laura adding "We took care of it. Let's get out of here."
Kitty gave an unsure look, "Alright, I'm just glad nothing bad happened."
The three took the bus home. Kitty was relieved to be going back, this was such a strange day. She looked at Laura and Jubilee and their massive bellies. She had been amazed at how much they had eaten. Also, was it her imagination or were their stomachs even bigger? She also could have sworn she saw something move as well, shifting in their bellies. Kitty shook her head, it couldn't be what she thought she saw.
There was just no way.
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That night Jubilee had a weird dream.
In it she was naked and massively obese. Her ass and thighs overflowed and hung off the edges of her bed. Her breasts hung lazily on her sides, nipples pointed downward they dripped white creamy milk like a leaky sink. Her belly was the biggest thing on her, a massive round orb with her belly button popped out into an outie. Her greedy fat hands were rubbing it slowly and her face had 15 chins wobbling under her fleshy face.
"Soon my darlings soon. You'll be ready to come out soon my little ones." 
Jubilee woke up and shot up in bed, panting.
"What the hell was that?"

Part 4: Dreams and Nightmares

Jubilee tossed and turned in the night, she was having the same recurring dream of her being fat and pregnant with a grossly huge belly that rumbled with a brood inside. It was always the same vision of her gorging endlessly on food and making a mess like a hog while her bloated breasts leaked milk like a cow. Every bite she took in her dream made her belly grow a little bit bigger and a little bit bigger until she felt like she was ready to pop.

Jubilee woke up and shot straight up in bed. She looked outside and saw it was morning.

“Just another day,” Jubilee sighed, unsure of why she kept having these nightmares. “Hnnnng,” she grunted and tried to get up, she had grown tremendously fat since the mall incident. Jubilee had grown a double chin to join her chubby cheeks and her legs had softened up with her feet particularly swollen and her fattened legs had forced her gait into a waddle. However her belly was once more the star attraction, sticking out far far out and made her look overdue with triplets.

Once on her feet she put a hand on the small of her back when she felt gravity pull it’s savage grip on her body. Her enormous belly and bloated breasts were murder on her back. “Nnnn,” Jubilee grunted as she moved to get her bra on, letting out a big fart from the pressure of it all.

She got dressed in pajama pants and a Xavier Institute t-shirt that clung tightly to her body.

“I’m hungry,” she moaned moving her way to the kitchen.

Going down the stairs was tough. She put on hand on the railing and one hand on her stomach as she slowly but surely made it down one step at a time. She had long since lost the ability to see her feet and doing something like going down the stairs required her to be careful, lest she lost her footing.

“Ooof, oooh,” Jubilee panted when she reached the bottom, out of breath already. “I’m getting so out of shape,” she panted, waddling to the kitchen where she immediately took a seat and tried to catch her breath. She knew how fat she was getting and was becoming concerned that something was wrong with her. However, her reflection on her tremendous weight gain was interrupted by her own hunger rumbling from her belly.

Jubilee tried to get up from the chair but found she couldn’t get out, she was stuck tight. “Hnnn!” Jubilee moaned, rocking around in the chair made her shirt ride up her belly. She wiggled and wiggled in place trying to get out, only succeeding in making the clasp on her bra snap under her shirt.

Rogue suddenly walked in, all dressed for a round in the danger room with her green and yellow jumpsuit covered by her brown leather jacket. “Hey there sugar, whatcha doing?”

Jubilee blushed as she sat there, “I, I was just getting something to eat!”

Rogue observed the sitting teen and then glanced at her big belly with her outie belly button exposed for her to see. Seeing that outie belly button made Rogue’s eyes grow wide. She had thought Jubilee had been getting a little porky lately but seeing her popped out belly button made her realize she was eating for two.

She smiled wide at her, “I can see that! Why don’t you just stay there, I’m gonna make you some breakfast burritos!” She went to the cupboards and opened the fridge for tortillas, eggs, and green peppers. In one pan she scrambled eggs and peppers into burritos which she then deep fried. Rogue dipped the fried burritos in salsa and sour cream and also fried up some bacon and added it to Jubilee’s feeding.

Jubilee accepted every bite, moaning for more and more food in a greedy tone of voice. “Heh, sure thing sugar. Mama knows best after all!”

Mama knows best? What was she talking about? These questions filled Jubilee’s mind as Rogue continued to empty the fridge and make more food for her until finally Jubilee could eat no more.

“BURRRRUPPP!” Jubilee belched, her mouth was smeared in grease and various sauces, “Ooof. I’m full now, thank you Rogue.” Jubilee tried to rise but found her hips wedged in, a recurring problem she faced with her increase in width. “Um, Rogue,” She began to say and Rogue immediately caught on, “Don’t need to say anything.” She took hold of Jubilee’s buttersoft wrist and then grasped the chair before pulling the stuck teen from her trapped predicament with her super strength.

After Jubilee was freed Rogue winked, “Take care, and be careful! I won’t always be here to pull you out.” After Rogue left Jubilee was left with continued thoughts of concern. “Mama knows best,” Jubilee repeated to herself and lifted her shirt over the rest of her stomach and put her hand on it. Suddenly she felt a tremble from within and sees something move in her stomach.

“Oh my God!” Jubilee exclaimed in horror. What the hell was going on? “I’m...pregnant? No way, this can’t be happening! I can’t be pregnant, I’m…”

She was a virgin. It should be impossible, she had never had sex before.

What should she do? What should she do?

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In his office Charles Xavier was deep in thought.

“Erik, are you sure you won’t come back. There’s much more we could do.”

“You are correct Charles. However our battle with En Sabah Nur has made me reconsider many things. There are many things that we could do, but more importantly what we should do. The path I walk will always be my own.”

“You have choice Erik, you do not have to do this.”

“But I do Charles. You know this to be true, search my thoughts, my true thoughts. My thoughts on our Nation.”

“Yes, I see.”

“Once I put this helmet back on we will go our own way. Goodbye Charles.”

“Goodbye old friend.”

Xavier opened his eyes and sighed. At that moment the door opened and Xavier gasped at the state of Laura who waddled in, dripping in sweat.

“Goodness child, what has happened to you?” Xavier activated his wheelchair and rolled from behind his desk over to her. The daughter of Wolverine could barely fit in her clothes. X-23 had become obese with a stomach even larger than Jubilee’s. She was dripping with sweat and was red in the face.

“Huff...huff…” Laura pants, trying to catch her breath. “Professor, I…*puff*..need your help.”

Laura explained everything that had happened thus far, from her nightmares to the examination Beast gave her. After listening to her Xavier gently asked, “Laura, may I have your consent to probe your mind? Your nightmares intrigue me, perhaps I can find something.” Laura gently sat down on a chair, relieved that it didn’t break under her, and agreed.

Xavier placed his two index fingers on her head and closed his eyes, going inside her mind.

The recesses of Laura’s mind was filled with horrific blood curdling screams, it was the soundtrack of the trauma she had endured from becoming a child soldier. Everything was cast in a blood red hue, like an overwhelming heat lamp had been cast onto reality, onto Laura’s reality. Even to someone like Xavier it was overwhelming as he tried to dig and find something, it was all a jumbled garbled incoherent mess of memories and thoughts.

It was then Xavier found something, a dirty memory of a sensation of pleasure coming from Laura’s privates, the memory of her hymen tearing like a surgical incision. He tried to go further but was getting blocked. He focused on the interference, trying to find the source. It was a powerful psychic force, in fact it was trying to penetrate his mind as well, but he was far too powerful and was able to block it.

The psychic force, it wasn’t coming from inside Laura’s mind but somewhere else. He dug and dug until he traced the source to Laura’s stomach.

He broke away and Laura looked at him, “Have you found the problem Professor?”

Xavier looked her over, “You’re overly stressed.” He lied to her, needing more information. The door opened again and Jubilee stepped in. Xavier could tell she was facing a similar interest. He smiled at her, “it seems you are overly stressed as well. You two should rest. Everything will be fine.”

Laura and Jubilee looked at each other with an uncertain expression before leaving the Professor.

Xavier closed his eyes and began to think.

“Scott, Jean, Logan, Henry. To me, my X-Men.”

Part 5: Diamond Mind

Laura and Jubilee were seated together on the living room couch, the two of them were now so fat that their flabby sides were squished against each other and was starting to spill over the armrests like baking bread. They had gotten even fatter, there was no denying that. Their tummies stuck far far out from the couch and were the size of beach balls.

After they both had seen something move in their stomachs they were now overly concerned.  “Ugh, nobody listens to us,” Laura grumbled, resting her arm on her big pregnant belly. Their belly buttons had turned into outies and their clothes could not cover them. “Yeah, it’s getting weird. Each time we try to get help we’re always shot down by-”

BAMF!

A burst of smoke and the smell of sulfur filled the living room created by Nightcrawler who was holding a chocolate cake. “Guten tag!” Kurt had a smile on his face.

“Kurt don’t do that!” Jubilee scolded him, she felt whatever was in her stomach kick her and got emotional, tears starting to fall from her. Laura just sneered, “Go away Kurt, we’re not in the mood.” Kurt looked at them in confusion, “Sorry girls, I just wanted to surprise you.” Laura grabbed the cake with greedy hands and said, “Thank you for the cake, now leave us alone.”

Kurt nodded sadly stepped back and teleported away.

They rested the cake on their tummies and dug in using their hands. The cake was most and the frosting was perfection. “Ohh ohhh!” Jubilee and Laura would moan around each mouthful of chocolate cake. Jubilee took an obscene handful of cake and shoved it into her mouth, staining it brown.

“Jubilee there’s something wrong going on.”
“What, like the fact we’re pregnant?”

The two admitted that there was something growing inside her.

“Yeah Laura, we’re not just huge and fat, we’re pregnant, there’s no denying it.”
“I don’t even know how this happened. I’m still waiting on Beast’s results to come back.”

Sucking chocolate off her hands Jubilee felt another kick and rubbed her hand over her bloated tummy, trying to sooth it Jubilee said, “That’s another thing. Everyone is acting weird.”

Laura nodded her head, making her double chin even larger, “So weird. Everyone seems to know we’re preggers but there’s no alarm. No one is asking any questions, they just keep bringing food to us, it’s just normal.”

“What the hell?”

Jubilee and Laura turned and saw Emma Frost walk in. Standing before the stuck teens with her hands on her hips and disgusted expression she says, “What on earth has happened to you!”

“Emma something is going on,” Laura tried to speak but was cut off from Emma who said “I’d say something is wrong! You two have turned into a pair of porkers! Look at this!” She grasped a big handful of their fatty sides and gave them a good shake, making them ripple to which Emma said “Disgusting!”

“This literally happened over night Emma, we’ve been getting fatter every day!” Jubilee protested and Laura added “And we’re pregnant too!” Emma snorted in disbelief, “Oh I’m sure you,” she said sarcastically and continued,”There’s a big difference between being pregnant and being a fat tub of lard and you two are certainly lardy.” She patted their sides and watched their blubber ripple once more.

Emma looked at them, nearly bursting out of their clothes and shook her head, “Even fatties like you deserve some dignity. Get up my little porkers, I’ve decided to be generous today and buy you some new clothes. Now up we go!”

Emma watched as Laura and Jubilee both try and wiggle and squirm off the couch, sending them into a jiggly fit  that filled the room with the sound of flesh slapping together. Emma was appalled by this bizarre sight, “For the love of…” She muttered and turned her arms to diamond. She clasped onto their butter soft wrists and pulled them up easily.
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She took the two to Salem Center to pick out some cute clothes at a boutique. However Jubilee and Laura were not happy, nothing fit even as the sizes went up and up and up. Finally after the largest size could not fit them Emma sighed in annoyance and said, “Well done you butterballs you no longer fit into normal clothes. Time for plus sizes!”

Laura and Jubilee grumbled, Laura whispering to Jubilee “She’s mocking us.” to which Jubilee said, “I know, but we can deal with it if it means new clothes”.

Emma held her nose up as she looked over the enormous clothes. “Clothes for fat people, how disgusting. We wouldn’t need places like this if  people could control their appetites.” Jubilee and Laura frowned at Emma’s attitude and became even more annoyed when the plus sizes wouldn’t fit either.

Jubilee and Laura both tried to fit into them but kept having issues. The various shorts and pants were difficult to get up Jubilee’s big legs and ass, her newly formed cellulite would wobble like jello when she jumped in a desperate attempt to get them to fit.

Laura was having her own issues with her tops. Ever since this craziness started her breasts were getting huge and the shirts were clinging to her like saran wrap and were also cutting into her beefy arms. Emma was frustrated. “Really girls? Too fat for plus sizes! Well,” she paused, “I guess the only option is maternity.”

“Come on Emma,” Jubilee protested, “Now you’re just making fun of us!” Laura accused.

“Well of course I am!” Emma dismissed their feelings “It’s your fault for growing so large in the first place! Shame on you, eating so much. Also,” Emma smirked “You two are claiming to be pregnant so this place would be perfect for you!”

Jubilee and Laura sneered at Emma in contempt, but followed her to the maternity store where they found they didn’t even fit into those clothes.

Emma had her palm on her face and said, “This has been an utter disaster, but I’m not going away empty handed. Come on girls, we’re going out to eat.” “What?” Laura asked, not sure if she heard her right.” “We’re going to go eat something, at least something good can from this awful shopping spree!”

Before Laura and Jubilee knew it they were everything off the menu: soups, steak and fries, fish tacos, cheesecake, chicken, everything on the menu was going directly into their stomachs. While they ate the found themselves absentmindedly rubbing their pregnant tummys. They could feel what was in their moving about while they ate.

“Excuse us Emma, we have to use the restroom.” Laura said, nudging Jubilee who nodded her head. Emma read their minds and smirked, “If you two really want to go, then go ahead. I’ll just have them box these.”

Laura and Jubilee got up and left for the door when they saw their reflections in a mirror.

“Jeez we’re a bunch of fatties” Jubilee’s round double chinned face said and Laura put her hand on her tummy. “We can still fight this. We should exercise, do something to stabilize us and not grow even bigger.” Jubilee smiled, “Great idea Laura, lets go to the park and walk around.”
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The waddle in the park was torture.

“I doubt we’ve even *huff* burnt a single calories” Jubilee puffed to Laura who was sweating all over, making her top see through. “My powers, my healing factor *puff* it’s not working properly. My back hurts and my knees hurt, I should never be this out of shape.” Laura huffed back.

They saw a bench coming up and both of them smiled wide, finally a place to rest. However, the saving grace turned into disappointment when they both sat down. Setting their weight down made the bench collapse right under them.

“AH!” They both yelped as they hit the ground. Everyone else at the park came over to see the obese spectacle before them. Jubilee and Laura were flat on their backs wiggling about like turtles. Their big bellies pointed up in the air and shook left and right as Laura and Jubilee tried to get up. Finally they had to call for help.

Six guys came over and while they were disgusted by the two’s sheer obesity. Laura went up first, the men disgusted at how her fat jiggled. Jubilee was helped too, the guys said, “You two really need to cut back.”

When both girls were up they dusted themselves off.

“I’m beyond embarrassed.” Jubilee puffed, holding her back for support for her heavy pregnant stomach. Laura groaned, “This can’t possibly get worse.”

A Sentinel flew by and landed in front of them.

“X-Gene Detected”

Chapter 6: Spiraling Out Of Control

The Sentinel raised it’s arm and blasted an energy beam at Jubilee but Laura pushed her out of the way, “We need to finish this fast!” Laura popped out her claws and charged at the Sentinel’s feet as fast as a morbidly obese pregnant woman could, slashing it’s ankle

Jubilee looked up at the Sentinel and something came over her. A rush of adrenaline flowed through Jubilee’s blood and her maternal instincts had kicked in and she was determined to fight.

“Rwwwwaaaaah!!” Jubilee shouts, launching a barrage of pyro at the Sentinel's face, practically wiping it off. Jubilee wasn’t the only one overcome with a mother’s instinct to protect her young, Laura was also in such a state, thrashing and clawing at its heels and legs. Between Jubilee and Laura and their combined mother bear attack the Sentinel didn’t stand a chance, collapsing onto the ground.

Both girls were panting, eyes dilated. Jubilee collapsed to her knees and Laura helped her up, “Come on, let's get out of here.” Jubilee continued to pant, her hands were still crackling with small sparks and Laura’s claws were still out.

It took an entire minute before Jubilee felt good enough to go and Laura helped her up.

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In the days since the Sentinel attack in the park Jubilee and Laura only got bigger and their stomachs had reached such an absurd size that they were practically immobilized by the sheer immensity. They were now rolling around in Professor Xavier's spare wheelchairs, but the chairs were tight fits, their fat bodies flowed over the edges like a muffin..

"We've got to do something" Jubilee ran her fat hands over her boulder sized belly.

Laura could feel constant kicks in her stomach "This is not a normal pregnancy, were too big, too fat. We've grown so big in such a short time. Look at us! We look like we're about to pop!"

Jubilee shuddered at that, "Please don't say that. I keep having dreams of growing so big I pop like a balloon." 

Laura looked at her, tilting her head in disbelief, "Do the dreams happen during that night we watched that movie?"

Laura and Jubilee both looked each other in the eye, seemingly thinking the same thing. "The octopus" both of them said at the same time and gasped.

"Okay, let's just think. Maybe we can diet and exercise" Jubilee began to say but was cut off by Laura saying "Jubilee it's too late for that.." With a single hand on her massive stomach she said, "We can't do it now, we're too weak to exercise and too hungry to diet. Let's face it, we have to get out of here." Jubilee looked at her incredulously, "Are you serious? Do you really think we'd even get that far?"

The two girls were silent trying to come up with an idea when Laura said "Hank, he might have more information in his lab. Let's go."

The two girls rolled to Beast's lab, trying to find something, anything that could tell them what was going on. Laura was looking through file cabinets while Jubilee worked tirelessly on Hank's computer terminal, trying to hack pass the security login.

As they worked they heard a creaking sound.

"What was that?" Laura asked, to which Jubilee said "It sounds like it came from our chairs. We have to hurry." Jubilee worked faster, trying to come up with what Beast's password could possibly be.

After the third try several red lights went off, "Oh no, I activated the security system!" Jubilee cried out as robotic drones dropped from the ceiling, cornering them with long pincher arms that were crackling with electricity.

"Rrrar!" Jubilee grunted firing at them and returned to the computer after they were destroyed. Another failed attempt activated another security measure and the two girls started to rise into the air, along with their chairs and the various files Laura had pulled out. 

"Ahhh" both girls sighed in comfort as they left their chairs. Floating in the air they felt all sorts of relief from the weightless anti-gravity.

"My muscles, my bones don't hurt any more." Jubilee said with a big smile on her face. Her huge knockers floated up and knocked her in the face making her giggle.

Laura also had a contented smile but knew they had to get down. She saw blinking light coming from a machine and popped her claws out. Slashing at it it deactivated the trap and both girls fell to the ground.

"Arrgh!" Both girls grunted from the fall, moaning from the impact. "Nnnn!" It took all of Laura's energy to get up and slowly waddled to Jubilee and helped lift her. Both girls huffed and puffed trying to resume their search when Laura finally found it. “Got it!” She exclaimed and both of them took a look. Inside Beast’s notes read:

“I have discovered four entities inside Laura (X-23). It is currently unknown how they got inside, I have yet to come up with a solution. Without knowing the nature of these creatures it would be unwise to perform any sort of abortion on her. It’s under my judgement not to tell her until I have more information. However, time may be running out. Jubilee has grown grossly obese, I suspect she may be in the same condition as Laura. Worse, according to the Professor these entities have psychic abilities. The Professor has assigned myself, Scott, Jean, & Logan to the task of saving the two girls.”

After reading the file their eyes grew as wide as saucers. “That’s why everyone’s been acting strange, we’re pregnant with monsters!” Laura exclaimed and Jubilee started to panic and breathe heavily.

Just then a woman with multiple arms, both organic and cybernetic, teleported into the lab.

It was Spiral.

“You two porky mamas are coming with me”

“Rrrrrrr,” Laura growled and popped out her claws while Jubilee put her hands up.

“Ha! You think you fatsos can do anything about this!” Spiral made quick work with them, easily knocking them down to a helpless state on the ground. Walking over to them she grasped each of them.

“Now that you young mothers have settled down it’s time to go. You’re overdue for your meeting with Mojo.”

Chapter 7: Mojo

“On your knees!”

Spiral tossed them on the ground where Jubilee and Laura were surrounded by a collection of hooting and hollering freaks.

“Hnn, oh God, I do not like what’s coming,” Jubilee grunted, Laura growling “Only he could come up with something so disgusting.” Sprawled out on the ground neither of them could move under their own power, completely immobilized by their heavy pregnant bodies.

It was then they heard the telltale tapping of metallic legs on the ground.

“GIRRRRLS GIIRRRRRLS!”

Mojo, the overlord of the Mojoverse, had made his grand arrival. His quivering blob body quivered on his spider legged platform, remote in hand, and flanked by five cameramen. He had a sickening wide grin on his ugly face and he was chuckling so much he sounded like a hyena in heat.

“What’s going on Mojo! Spill your guts before I do it for you!” Laura threatened which made Mojo swoon with laughter.

“HAHA HOOOOO HOOOO! That blood thirsty attitude! That fiery personality! THAT is why you’re such a fan favorite X-23! Oh you have no idea of the ratings! Of the fan art! The lewds! And Jubilee, you’re such a long time fan favorite! The delicate Asian features! The spunk! The TOTALLY RADICAL MAN 90’s throwback!”

Mojo thrust his arms out and several television screens behind him showcased all the events that had taken place, from them pigging out to smashing chairs under their big hefty butts.

“As you know that psychedelic octopus wasn’t just a dream! We had our lovely warrior Spiral plant that Ark DVD which sent out that octopus to create our NEWEST HIT REALITY TV SHOW! LADIES! YOU ARE THE STARS OF TEENAGE MUTANT ALIEN MOMS!”

The denizens of the Mojoverse all cheered and started to chant “BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER!”

Both girls were utterly repulsed and shocked by the revelation, with Jubilee demanding “Why did you bring us here Mojo!”

Mojo’s grin grew even wider “It’s almost time for the grand finale! The long awaited conclusion! It’s almost time FOR THE BIRTH!”

The girl's jaws dropped even lower, unable to find words to say as Mojo declared “Spiral! Take our mothers to their nests!”

With no effort at all Spiral teleported them both to a chamber where they were presented with a mountain of food consisting of pies and cakes and danishes and cinnamon rolls and donuts and every decadent creamy sweet one could think of.

“Alright you pregnant pigs you’re gonna eat up! Fill those guts until you’re ready to hatch!”

“Never!” Jubilee spat, Laura growling out “Go to hell!”

However their words carried less weight than their bodies did. It didn’t take long before they plunged their faces into the mountain of sweets, Spiral laughing at them “Eat up piggies!”

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The mountain of food was gone.

Jubilee and Laura were enormous spheres, completely round. Laying on their stomachs their hands and feet flapped as they pitifully tried to move them. They were now more ball shaped than anything else.

“We have to do something,” Laura grunted but Jubilee was in the pits of despair “Laura we can’t move.” “Yes we can!” Laura was determined to get out. With a great heave that reddened her face Laura tipped on her side and started to roll. “A-Ahh!” Laura cried out in pain as the brood that was growing inside her protested.

Seeing her heroic determination Jubilee’s despair turned into resolve as she too started to rock back and forth before she managed to roll, experiencing the same pains “A-AH! Crap! This feels worse than a period!”

Laura pants from the pain and called out to Jubilee, she was so big she couldn’t move her face. “Jubilee, I have a plan. Get to either side of the entrance, when Spiral comes back let’s ram into her.”

“Got it!” Jubilee said, and they got to either side. The cell door opened and Spiral entered, chuckling, “Are you pigs ready for sec-” She stopped talking and saw they had moved.

“NOW!” Laura shouted and both girls roughly rammed into her, knocking her out with their combined strength. “Come on, let’s get out of here!” Laura rolled her way into the entrance way...but got stuck.

“Nnng! Damn it!” Laura swore, kicking her useless feet. “Hold on Laura, I’m going to blast you out! This is going to hurt, thank God you have a healing factor.” Laura closed her eyes shut tight and Jubilee launched a pyro attack blasted the wall and left Laura with burned skin that was quickly healing.

In a grand arena Mojo was up above like a judge, overseeing the completion of the set.

“Ho ho ho! Soon everything will be ready and the grand finale will happen! I bet this will be a new record in the ratings!”

But just as he said that a flash of light burst on the stage and the X-Men, consisting of Cyclops, Jean, Wolverine, Beast, Gambit, Rogue, and Storm appeared on the stage.

“WHAT?! X-MEN?! THIS WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT! KILL THEM ALL!”

As Mojo’s men ran towards them they sprung into action, Jean telekinetically tossing them left and right, Gambit throwing charged cards, Storm blowing them away with strong winds.

“This is a standard rescue operation! Wolverine, Beast find the girls and let’s go home!”

Wolverine’s claws were already out and he was sniffing the air, “You don’t have to tell us fearless leader, I know the scent of my own kid better than anyone! Come on Beast!”

“Lead the way Wolverine.”

The two of them ran, Wolverine tracking them down when they ran into them. “Oh my stars and garters,” Beast said, simply amazed at the size of them. He approached them, tracing his big furry hands over them “I never fathomed you two would get this big.”

Jubilee scowled, “Thanks for keeping us in the dark Hank.” To which Beast apologised, “It is indeed regretful, but my mind was being affected.”

“We can deal out the blame later, let’s get these girls to Cyke!” Wolverine snapped, putting his own hands on Laura who moaned, “How did you get here?” Wolverine tapped a device on his belt, and said “Forge made this, but we’re on the clock. Once we get home you’re going on a major diet fatso,” to which Laura could only frown.

Both Beast and Wolverine started to push them back to the team, once they were in the arena Rogue and Jean provided defense of the girls, Rogue in particular flying threw and mowing down several goons “It’s rude to shoot at pregnant mamas ya know.”

Once they were all together they quickly teleported out.

“NO! DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!” Mojo shouted with rage that sent his body into a quivering fit. He panted and breathed before sighing.

“I suppose we can always reboot the X-Babies.”

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Back in Beast’s lab Jubilee was blushing profusely.

“There is no need to worry, he is excellent in his field. If this works it should solve at least the biggest problem.”

“I know that, I just...never thought I’d have a tiny man inside my uterus.”

Deep inside Jubilee the Avenger known as Ant-Man was trekking toward the alien when he found it.

The com buzzed and Hank Pym called out “Hank I found it! I’m going to shrink it down to the Quantum Realm, it’ll literally be shrunk down to nothing!”

Beast smiled, the two Hanks worked side by side, Hank Pym having been called by his fellow Avenger. “It’s certainly good to have friends in high places.” Hank remarked before the com buzzed agan, “It’s gone Hank, it worked just as we predicted.” “I knew my hypothesis would be correct.”

Hank Pym moved on to Laura and did the same thing. The two mutants had been freed from the brood that had been brewing inside them.

“Now there’s another matter,” Beast said, putting his hands on both bellies, “What to do about this.”

But of course, that is a tale of another story.

The End.