Bunny Suit Goddesses
Added 2023-01-12 14:39:56 +0000 UTCIra and Skye in bunny suits, aiming to boost their engagement for their annual addresses to the planet of Unity. These kind of outfits are known to boost morale! Or at least, in theory they do.
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"You're saying that if we give our annual address in these outfits... people will pay more attention to us?" Skye asked, raising a single brow and looking down at her sister, following her with her eyes as she floated up to her eye level.
"Obviously," Ira said, crossing her arms and leaning back with a smug look on her mug. "Who wouldn't be enthralled by our look? It's tasteful, sexy, as well as culturally significant! On one of the old Earth calendars, this would be the year of the rabbit!" She crossed her arms and looked smug. "Who said I wasn't a cultured goddess?"
Skye continued to stare at her sister, a cheeky grin coming to her face. "Sure, they might be enthralled by our look, I can grant that. But, do you think they'll pay attention to what we actually have to say and not just stare at us?"
Ira looked a little confused. "Waaaaait... you wanted people to pay more attention to our speech?" She blinked, looking between herself and her sister in a panic. "Whoops. My bad. I wasn't thinking that way at all," she muttered, floating slowly backwards and rubbing the back of her head nervously.
Skye sighed, patting the smaller cat on the head. "That was obvious from the start, sister." Thinking to herself, she giggled quietly. "Hm... I guess people might pay more attention if they watch the video repeatedly after it is released. Usually people don't think to do that, because we dress so formally. In a roundabout way, this might actually be exactly what we needed to do!"
Ira tilted her head. "So you're saying I did a good?"
"I'm saying you did a good," Skye said with a nod.
Ira cheered at that, spinning around in the air. "Yay!" She then launched at her sister and hugged her side, squishing into Skye's massive breasts. "Now... are we gonna give our address?"
Skye smiled down at her sister and hugged her back. "Yes. Let's begin."
