Workplace Hazard

Another day at the office... or at least, that's how Zane thought the day was going to be like. Instead, his trip to the Unex Labs to pick up some computer parts ended up with him swelling to massive size.

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"Ugh..." a tired, soft-sounding voice huffed, echoing through the shockingly clean men's bathroom as he flopped onto the ground and dropped his box of computer parts next to him. A young arceran, a Zangoose, was kneeling on the floor, gripping at his massive gut and squishing it in his hands. While he was usually pretty soft-bodied, this huge white orb attached to his torso was an entirely different beast. That wasn't even mentioning the growth elsewhere on his body which he was actively trying to ignore. Still, he had to observe the damage.

He slowly looked over his shoulder, past his unbuttoned shirt. His eyes stopped on his own rear, which only made him even more dismayed. The softness of his huge ass cheeks, even sitting here on the cold tile floor, made his seat very plush. What was more concerning though was that his boxer briefs had been completely torn asunder, splitting right through to the middle and framing his butt with a purple border.

"Dude... this is so not cool..." Zane muttered, shaking his head and sighing. It felt like the temperature in the room was rising, but he quickly realized that it was probably just him. 

Zane's analytical mind was spinning. What were the exact odds that on this day, he would be sent over to the Unex Labs, let in and an escorted by a scientist with the highest security clearance, meet a guardian, and then be accidentally subjected to that guardian's unapproved magic-based explosives test which leaked growth particles outside the test chamber and affected him? The entire situation seemed utterly absurd, but it was not just a fantasy. It was far beyond that now.

He idly squished his fat belly with one of his clawed hands and poked at his chest, which had swelled to the point of looking like sizable feminine breasts. Everything was weighing on his mind and he had to say something. "My clothes are ruined... I can barely move because of all of this fat... I have moobs." He felt his face get a little hotter. "How am I gonna get out of this one...? With my dignity intact that is..."

Even in his anguish at this silly situation, Zane's thoughts flashed back to his encounter with Dr. McGuigan and guardian Vulpane. Even though his own side effects were majorly inconvenient, he couldn't say that he hated it in totality. After all, he got to observe an event that made two cute girls swell larger and larger right before his eyes. He had been totally transfixed by guardian Vulpane. He might have been really large, but nothing compared to her. She was basically a big, blue, fluffy orb with arms, legs, a head, and breasts attached to it. It was kind of amazing to see. It was just a shame that he had to worry about getting 'embiggened' himself, to use the word that the guardian had used to describe her brew. 

Zane chuckled, mostly inwardly. "At least I've got the memories of that to help me through this." He looked down at himself again, snapping back to the reality. "But, I've still gotta get outta here... and hope that this stupid magic wears off." He closed his eyes and sighed. "Static is gonna have a field day when she sees me like this... that'll be greeeeeat..."