Dad Metabolism
Added 2023-10-06 19:31:53 +0000 UTCIt's a habit all dads seem to have, something they can't seem to stop themselves from doing. It only sinks them further and further along into their situation, allowing their body to grow fatter and fatter. Their slow metabolism is the culprit. No matter what meal it is, their stomach begins spending their little energy, working on processing the calories as fast as possible. Men can't help themselves as they feel the effects, quickly growing tired, needing to lay down and sleep the fatigue through.
It only works to reinforce their predicament. With their body immobile, there's nothing to do with the fuel other than store it, further adding padding to their figure making their recline more comfortable and their rest more enjoyable. Their bodies only continue to grow with each meal, weighing them down, making it harder and harder to burn off the energy and easier for it to pack on. The cycle repeats endlessly as the men spiral down into compliant obesity.
