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Wolf Children - Riffuary; Animesheaux Edition

A beautiful, heart-warming story about bestiality,  suicide, child neglect/abuse, and underage sexual predators. Oh, the whimsy!

Wolf Children - Riffuary; Animesheaux Edition

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Gotta love how this what, 6 year old boy talks about super serious things like deciding he wants to be a wolf, not a human, and "what is so good about being human". Umm, like, using your hands to grab things, opposable thumbs... like you are doing now? :D Frankly as someone who read Werewolf the Apocalypse, I think the various tribes have rules against someone going "full wolf" as it is pretty detrimental to your mind, you will essentially devolve into an animal eventually. Btw when they started playing basketball, I hoped they would reference Teen Wolf, but I guess this is anime, they wouldn't know.

BB Shockwave

I laughed so hard when she starts talking to the wolf in the sanctuary. Does she not realize that her husband was a WEREwolf and regular wolves are, well, not sentient and cannot talk? I wish we could have had subtitles for the wolf saying "Lady, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about... Wait you actually had sex with a wolf? Umm can I have the warden back? For my protection?"

BB Shockwave

"We'll never know what dad was thinking that day" - I think he was thinking "Woof-woof, postman, must chase into traffic!" Btw, didn't they have 2 kids together? And she still did not know his name when he died? (Or Bobsheaux was just kidding)

BB Shockwave

I like to think the reason this guy was in a big city is that all the other rural werewolves were ashamed of this lily-livered brooding poet making them look bad. "You are supposed to chase rabbits and howl at the moon and scare people, not bore them to tears with bad poems!" Btw one of the reasons the kids look uncanny valley and creepy is that they draw them with no fur. Their hair stays on and they grow wolf ears and noses, but they did not add any fur-lines so it feels like they just still have human skin. Brrrr.

BB Shockwave

One where Humpfrey dies... Standing ovation

Hell Ray

Sexy Silence. A new Bobsheux meme

Hell Ray

Here's another question I'm surprised you didn't ask yourself: Why would he want to commit suicide? Sometimes the correct answer is the easy one. And who's to say tragic accidents can't happen? Look, I get you don't like this film, and I'm not trying to convince you otherwise; just stop pretending that you passive bad-faith reading of the film is inherently the correct one. Just a thought.

Tedder

LOL it would have been hilarious if he died because all these years, he masqueraded as a human, but then suddenly saw a cat and run into traffic chasing it. (Or worse yet, saw the postman... :D)

BB Shockwave

I think we're supposed to ignore the silver thing because "dusty myths and bad movies", but the hastily thrown-together hypothesis that he died from a terrible accident because his "instincts took over"? No. He's been able to play human his entire life, and he was clearly of sound mind enough to go out and do some grocery shopping for his family. What else is there to think but he had to look for a way out?

Bobsheaux

Who knew Alpha & Omega had an anime?

Daniel J

That dad was the worst werewolf ever. How did he die when he was NOT shot with a silver bullet? And man these are some inconsistent werewolves, considering they have no hybrid wolf-man forms. And yeah, Japan sure has some weird ideas about werewolves, just watch Wolf's Rain. Or rather, do not watch it, it is incredibly depressing. As for this movie, it was more of the "whymsical" anime stuff that drives me off the wall, so I never watched this.

BB Shockwave

"Imma call the Po-lice! You need Jesus!" Best line ever

Victorious

Hey Bobsheaux you should check out this short Japanese Stopmotion Animation film My Little Goat based on The Grimms FairyTale The Wolf and The Seven Goats IT'S EXCELLENT

Chucky Cheese

https://gogoanime.be/watch/my-little-goat-LG3l-episode-full/

Chucky Cheese


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