"What was up with you, tonight? Flirting with the waitress right in front of me? Trying to act like a big, strong, confident man? Do I need to remind you what you are?
You do not get to look at other women. They are superior to you. You are nothing but a sniveling, squirming, pathetic excuse of a man. So I guess you're going to have to go back in your diapers to be reminded of that fact.
Then, after it's nice and soaked, we can go back to the restaurant and you can try to tell that cute waitress what a big stwong man you are while you're sucking on your paci and wriggling in your pissy pampers!!"