The Tinklebum Fairy (Custom Caption)

Andre could get any girl he wanted. Being the captain of your college hockey team will do that. He was slated to be a first round draft pick in the upcoming NHL draft. He was a self-proclaimed Alpha Male. Any girl he deemed worthy enough to have sex with him, he did. Well, almost every girl…

Charlotte lives in the apartment next door to Andre. Every day he’d see her smile casually, flick her magnificent hair, and use the key to get into her room. Andre would relentlessly pester her. Making several, often inappropriate, passes at her. Charlotte was disgusted by his antics, every pathetic attempt to get into her panties just ended up giving her the ick. She didn’t know what girls saw in him, and Andre was obviously used to getting any girl he wanted without having to do much smooth talking at all. In fact, he tried talking to her for 10 minutes the other day and Charlotte was sure he didn’t make eye contact even once, only staring at her breasts and butt like she were a piece of meat.

It became so obnoxious to the point Charlotte grew sick of it, and decided to hatch a plan.

She’d been to several parties where Andre was in attendance, and, let’s just say he was consuming much more than just alcohol. If the Hockey team knew he was snorting cocaine and putting things into other girls’ drinks they probably wouldn’t want him on the team anymore. But she needed proof.

When Andre left for one of his away games, he tucked the key into the slat of the door frame that was just a bit too far from flush with the wall. It probably would have been a good spot to hide it–if Charlotte hadn’t seen him do it 1,000 times.

She waited a few hours until she was sure the coast was clear, then made her way into his apartment with her bag of goodies. But as soon as she walked in, she dropped the bag to the floor in shock. There were needles and syringes all over the table. At first she thought they were for heroin, but closer inspection told her they were actually performance enhancing drugs. A very big no no for any athlete.

Jackpot.

Charlotte carefully cleaned up the needles off of the table, she needed it for a staging area. She meticulously set the items she brought onto the table in an organized fashion, she only wished she could see his face when he walked in. Finally, she left a note in front of the items with a set of clear instructions.

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It was a few days before Andre got back from the away trip. Exhausted, he made his way up the stairs, down the hall, and back to the apartment. The key was exactly where he’d left it, tucked into the frame. He pressed it into the lock and turned, swinging the door open. His stomach fell harder than his bags did.

On the table was a pink and white, frilly, fairy costume with wings. It was accompanied by white stockings with a bow at the top, and 4-inch high heeled shoes. But it kept getting weirder. A butt plug that must have been at least 6 inches, a tiny pink cage in the shape of a limp penis, and a very large, fluffy pink nappy.

To say that Andre was flabbergasted would be an understatement. He picked the attached note up and read it.

Hello Darling,

It seems you’ve finally gotten your wish.  I am, in fact, very interested in playing with you now. But probably not in the way you imagined. You see, Andre, I know everything. I know all about what you do at parties, who you do at parties, and what you do when you’re at home to give you that extra…edge. Do you think the NCAA and NHL will take kindly to what you’re putting in your body? I hear performance enhancing drugs can make you drop down in the draft significantly. You may not even get drafted at all. So, if you want to keep your life on track, I suggest you put on every single item you see before you, then come present yourself to me next door. You have 5 minutes from the time you walk in your room to get over to mine. And if not? Photos of those drugs will be sent to every major sports team across North America. I’ll be waiting.

           - Charlotte

Andre gulped, but he knew he didn’t have a choice.

With very little time to spare, he tentatively came out of his room a few minutes later. The ridiculous fairy wings bobbing behind him as he stumbled in the high heels. As soon as he pushed the buzzer for Charlotte’s door, a vibration coursed through the plug up his ass. His knees buckled, and by the time she opened the door, he was bowed down in front of her.

“Hello, Emilie!” Charlotte said with a wicked grin. “I’m going to have lots of fun with you!”