Erin: "Hmph. Dumb Director thinks he can make us do laundry for the whole entire Facility? That's gonna take forever!"
Felicity: "I think he's still mad at us for accidentally letting Anubis the Sex God loose on the city. He's still trying to do damage control."
Erin: "Pfft...whatever. He's just too lazy and cheap to hire a janitor to clean up anything at The Facility. That's also why there's dried semen stains all over the shota dorm ceiling too."
Felicity: " I noticed that! That's so gross! Loki bounced a ball and it hit the ceiling and it was like it was suddenly snowing in there!"
Erin: "Ewww. Yeah whatever, he needs to get over Anubis and move on."
Felicity: "Well he also can't hire a janitor because the yen is crashing. It's down 30% from last year so we're not bringing in the profit that FanBox used to. And hey! I heard about how you tried to blame me for Anubis! You're so mean!"
Erin: "Oh whatever, you know the Director has a soft spot for you and Alice. And why do you randomly know the exchange rate between USD and JPY? You're such a weirdo!"
Felicity: "Because I saw it on the news! We can't all just watch Pornhub 24/7 like SOME girls!"
Erin: " Yeah whatever, nerd. Anyways, there isn't even a TV in this laundromat so there's nothing even to do.. Wanna have hot sex?"
Felicity: " Here? In the laundromat? What if someone catches us? And plus this is the last latex suit I have since they're all in the wash, we'll have to start a new load!"
Erin: "I'll give YOU a new load, bay-bee! "
Felicity: " Oh gawd."
Xilda
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