Director: "Hey...what's going on? Bethany's supposed to be my secretary. What're you doing here?"
Alice: "Oh, she said her shoulders were feeling sore so she wanted to go molest a shota."
Director: "What...how is molesting a shota going to fix her sore shoulder?"
Alice: "I dunno. Oh, you got some mail here from the ASPCA. (American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) They're upset about something."
Director: "Whatever. They always send us stuff."
Alice: "Hmm...I bet they're mad because the dogs don't get to wear latex like the girls do."
Director: "I...guarantee you that that's not it."
Alice: "But these poor dogs don't get to experience the super sexiness of being covered in latex while having sex! Poor things!"
Director: "No, they're mad because we only make a small number of animals sexually happy. They want us to have sex with all of the animals but The Facility can't afford to buy all these different animals."
Alice: "Nope. I think I'm right. You're just oppressing these poor dogs. I'm gonna go do something about it. You're a meanie."
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