The Director: "What is it? If you came to tell me that you put semen in the cafeteria milk then it didn't work because I bring my milk from home."
Dr. Yamanako: "No. It has come to my attention that my daughter and my nurse have been engaging in forcible penetration at the local school. They have been dressing up as "pony girls" and fornicating with horse dildos. I would like to know what you are doing about this."
The Director: "Um... Well first of all, Bethany's not "your nurse". Just because you tie her down and rape her daily doesn't make her "yours". And secondly, what exactly do you want me to do about it? We only exist in some weirdo's overactive imagination to hide the fact that his FanBox pictures suck. What do you want me to do? Write a letter to my congressman?"
Dr. Yamanako: "I am well aware of the shortcomings of this FanBox. I am referring to the fact that their so called "Pretty Pony Club" has absolutely ZERO ponies. I am simply here to notify you that I will be using the company credit card to purchase a pony for them to use."
The Director: "Absolutely not. We can't even afford a janitor to clean up all the semen that Gregor and Loki and Idu shoot all over the place, you think we can afford a pony?"
Dr. Yamanako: "I was not requesting. In fact, it's already been done and the pony is now arriving at their clubhouse. You spend some of The Facility's money each month to sponsor a child in need. I will be spending some to provide my daughter's club with fresh pony semen. Both are worthy causes. Good day."
The Director: "Just a heads up, this series will be in Tier 2 from now on."
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