Alice: "Right! Okie, let's see here...the first thing we should do is find a proper saddle to fit onto Trigger so we can ride him."
Felicity: "Oh I'll let him ride me alright..."
Alice: "You weirdo, you already made that joke in yesterday's picture!"
Felicity: "Oh...right. Well still, I don't see any saddles around here. I bet it's because no one ever rides our horses...on top..."
Alice: "Hmm...maybe you're right. I guess we could just try riding him bareback?"
Felicity: "That's what *she* said!"
Alice: "omg stop! You get so weird when you're excited and horny around animals! Hmm...he's kinda dirty though...maybe we should get someone to clean him up before we try to ride him?"
Felicity: "No...I don't want to wait for that...that'd take forever. But you're right, I don't want to get our clothes dirty..."
Alice: "Well...maybe we should try taking our clothes off so that we don't get them dirty? You know, to save on washing costs!"
Felicity: "That...is a great idea!"
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