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Anubis the Sex God #2

Added 2021-05-13 16:16:23 +0000 UTC

Erin: "This solid gold statue of the Egyptian god Anubis was excavated from the ruins near Faiyum in 1956. It is known for its large phallic appendage and has toured around the world. Scrolls uncovered along with the statue says that erotic stimulation of the phallus will bring the statue to life, but this has not yet been tested."

Felicity: "What's a..."phallis"?"

Erin: "It's the boring name for the penis you dummy. I think. Hmm...I wonder what would happen if we try to stimulate it? The...uh...phallus?"

Felicity: "I dunno...I thought we weren't supposed to touch anything at the museum?"

Erin: "Oh it's okie. If something happens we'll just make the Director deal with it. It's his job anyways."

Erin: "Wait...what if it's true and this thing does come to life?"

Felicity: "So?"

Erin: "Well...if this thing comes to life then we'd be having sex with a dog-god and not a statue. And that would make it part of the 2nd Tier, Bestiality...which means that the 1st Tier people won't get to see this series anymore."

Felicity: "Are you...turning down the chance to have sex with a dog god?"

Erin: "I guess not...they'll still have Bethany and Alice to look at anyways..."

Felicity: "That's sweet of you to care about them though!"

Erin: "Yeah...well the Director told me I have to start being nicer because I did so badly in the popularity contest...."