... Or it would be happy, if only more than 3 people had made it to the venue. Event planning manager is Aria's official title, but does it even count as an event if everyone is called away to an emergency client meeting. 'At least I'm dressed up and out of my house for New Years Eve' Aria thought 'and I still have a real bottle of champagne.' Aria always tried to make the best of a situation.
The company owner had wanted non alcoholic cider for personal reasons, but Aria slipped in a bottle or 2 for herself as usual. Now that she had all this free time now she get's to enjoy herself and relax in the lovely garden bar they rented out. Unfortunately it didn't last long until her assistant came over looking flustered and hurried.
"Aria we have a problem with the venue... we forgot about their waste reduction fee." Aria's assistant began "It normally wouldn't be such a big deal if we didn't have them open a few hundred bottles to make sure everyone got a glass on arrival."
" I can't have a moments rest... this is going to wipe out our event budget, this venue is known for having a no tolerance policy for groups with a lot of unused drinks." Aria's face still had a soft smile on it while lost in thought. "I guess it's time to return to my college days, it's the only way out of this mess I can see. I'm not planning to give up my bonus just yet."
"But Aria they don't excuse waste for any reason what are you going to do? I don't understand what college has to do with this?" said her assistant
"Well in college I was known for drinking 2 keg's pretty much by myself. They called me 'the finisher' because I used to finish off the leftover kegs at parties." Aria explained "this shouldn't be a problem since these champagne towers are all cider. Start bringing me glasses I know your allergic to apples so don't worry I'll finish them all."
Her assistant looked incredulous and was mumbling about how exaggerated that sounds as they head off to start bringing glasses over.
Aria heard them leaving and grinned when they handed her champagne glasses at the bar. She began drinking one after another. After about 20 bottles' worth of champagne, the assistant started feeling tired. Aria just watched with a smirk, her belly getting round as she leaned on a tall chair instead of sitting. "Why not ask the servers for help?" Aria giggled, saying, "I'm getting ahead of you; do you still not believe me?"
Her assistant hurries off shaking their head as if Aria's crazy. 'there's just way to much left' they thought as they got the servers to help bring and clear glasses.
After another 40 or so bottles worth Aria had a far off look in her face and was using a table to hold up her belly, that now looked like she was full term with triplets. Her belly was indented from the table she was leaning against. 'I can't believe she made it this far but she must be about done.' The assistant thought.
"UUUU*rip*UUurp. That's better" Aria let out a loud burp as some stitching on the side of her dress popped just a little after another 20 bottles. She gives a large grin to the assistant as if to prove she still has a lot of room left.
Another 60 or so bottles worth and Aria had her eyes closed rubbing her belly through the large rip in her dress. Belly almost twice the size as before and almost half the belly resting above and below the bar. The indent from the bar top going to show how much room she still had. At this point the assistant was just staring not believing their eyes, letting the servers bring the rest.
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The new year's rang in right as Aria finished the last of the few hundred bottles of cider. "*Urp* see I told you,*burp*" Aria started saying while trying to hold back the gas from the sparkling beverage. Large seductive grin on her face as she calls her assistant closer. "I still need your help though come over here and rub my belly, the gas upset it a bit"
Her dress in tatters, Aria's belly hung down to the ground as she leaned forward and used the bar to take the weight off her back. Looking like her belly could hold an entire adult snugly her assistant starts to rub it for her.
"Happy New Years" Aria says in between moaning from the belly massage she's getting.