Epithet Erased Theme - Deadline (Extended Vers.)
Added 2024-04-24 02:35:34 +0000 UTCWAKE UP! The official lyric video for the extended version of the "Epithet Erased" theme song, "Deadline", is here! The extended version of this song was funded by our generous backers on Kickstarter. You can watch the Lyric Video before it goes public a few days early here!
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CREDITS:
Vocals - Sapphire
Backup - Emily Fajardo, Uts in Boots
Music - PLASTERBRAIN
Lyrics - Brendan Blaber
Mix - Sapphire
Artwork - Meatfrosting
LYRICS:
WAKE UP!
You’ve got a lot to do today
Feel proud and wipe your eyes, ‘cause hey!
Stifle the yawn, stayed up ‘til dawn
Let’s see what you been workin’ on...
IT’S GONE!
Keep in mind the deadline
Is closing in
Your byline, the headline
They’re in the bin
Uncompleted
All deleted
WHAT’S GOING ON?
You have to crunch and work ‘til dawn ‘til you die!
Cut out the corners, cross the Ts and dot the Is!
Whip out the white-out but keep it in good taste
Just so that no one will
Ever know it’s defaced
Epithet Erased!
ALL RIGHT!
Group project work may bury you
Maybe your team can carry you?
Send ‘em a text, you’re feelin' vexed
Ask your partners what you should do next
AW HECK!
The group chat: Unread.
Well that’s no good.
They tell you
“Well, we thought you would!”
“At a party”
“Never started”
WHAT’S GOING ON?
You always crunch and work ‘til dawn ‘til you die!
And then these lazy louses leave you out to dry
To them, expendable, you’re just a good grade
They took exhaustion
And they replaced it with rage
Go to your happy place…
New project now: It’s your revenge
Obsessed with thoughts of offing them
But no—
Why settle for sealing those snakes in a hearse
When you could do something that’s so much worse?
(Quiet and conspiratorial)
Slap their wrists and
Break the system
LET’S GET IT DONE!
Email the supervisor, get ‘em expelled
They act like devils, well it’s time to give ‘em hell!
Leak the receipts, and then you tank GPAs
If you go out then you’ll go
In a glorious blaze!
Epithet Erased!
Comments
Any chance of a version without vocals? :)
Candaru Driemor
2024-04-30 06:39:36 +0000 UTCAhhhhhh!!!! It’s sooooo, soooooooo good
Chris Haines
2024-04-25 00:34:56 +0000 UTCWelp time to break my Spotify replay button…
Alex Finch
2024-04-24 13:13:13 +0000 UTCLove the song I'm am happy on how it turn out. Thank you
Daniel Watkins
2024-04-24 11:59:04 +0000 UTCaaaaaaaaagh....
JelloApocalypse
2024-04-24 10:28:18 +0000 UTCalright I'm keeping it on loop forever now. thank you jello
Folly!
2024-04-24 09:59:36 +0000 UTCI always loved deadline :D
Folly!
2024-04-24 09:36:05 +0000 UTCLet Molly have a villain arc, as a treat.
mayordomoGoliat
2024-04-24 07:15:36 +0000 UTCWasn't expecting "every group project I ever did revenge fantasy" as the vibe for this one, but I'll take it! (Also- idk if this is easy to fix before it goes public, but at 0:37 the apostrophe is missing on "it's defaced". Whenever I see that mixup, Strong Bad barges into my head uninvited, singing about scalawags. You know the one.)
Benedict Ide
2024-04-24 05:23:50 +0000 UTCWritten by jelloapocalypse
Grimbiliah
2024-04-24 04:14:33 +0000 UTCHeck, yes finally, it is so good. When is it being released to Spotify and Apple Music?
Beckett’s Bricks and Broadway
2024-04-24 04:08:03 +0000 UTCIt goes without saying that the musical elements of the song are great, but the typography for the lyrics in the song videos is always the cherry on top. Kudos on that!
Act One
2024-04-24 03:46:42 +0000 UTCsame issue here?
Luke Negus
2024-04-24 03:40:11 +0000 UTCFixed
JelloApocalypse
2024-04-24 03:29:21 +0000 UTCFixed, sorry
JelloApocalypse
2024-04-24 03:29:14 +0000 UTCThe link sends you somewhere else
DivineDragonFelgrand 4123
2024-04-24 03:21:14 +0000 UTCMolly deserves a small villain arc, as a little treat. She’s been very good and should be allowed to cause problems on purpose
DrWyrm
2024-04-24 03:01:47 +0000 UTCWoooot
Psycho
2024-04-24 02:48:33 +0000 UTCHELL YEAH I LOVED THIS SONG. GREAT JOB ON THE FULL VERSION
ChickenOverdrive
2024-04-24 02:45:56 +0000 UTCAh, so she was close to snapping since season one
Alexander Rangel
2024-04-24 02:45:44 +0000 UTCSO GLAD I BOUGHT THE PATREON TODAY!
_ Chaoswasfound _
2024-04-24 02:44:19 +0000 UTCI don't know if anyone else had this problem, but the link to the lyric video just directs me to the mascot books page.
Fan Trades
2024-04-24 02:42:18 +0000 UTCYay! Molly villain arc the song
dollqueen
2024-04-24 02:42:12 +0000 UTC
