Jello Reviews - Netflix's "Dark" (ft. Siv)
Added 2022-08-04 03:42:49 +0000 UTCI hate this show so much that I needed a friend to help remind me how much I hate it and why :) Over 2 hours of audio.
I hate this show so much that I needed a friend to help remind me how much I hate it and why :)
Massive and complete spoilers for this awful mystery/thriller/sci-fi show, all three seasons. We go over events... uh... chronologically, which is maybe not the best way to phrase it. Sequentially? Either way, Siv and I do our best to recount to you, the listener, the order of events that transpire in this show and why everything about it is stupid and bad.
Here is Ulrich's oaken face, for reference.
Comments
Hi Oz!!!
Noah Finch
2025-03-03 16:11:03 +0000 UTCGod would kill for someone to make a out of context audio video of Jello saying random shit in his reviews. just randomly put him saying “I wanna fuck my aunt!” Like a Whiny kid with zero context in there would be so funny.
BigMoffers
2023-09-29 01:25:06 +0000 UTCIs this Back to the Future and 12 Monkeys slander?
Legend Account
2023-06-27 17:35:55 +0000 UTCWhile they were talking about season two, I fell into a half-asleep fugue state and woke up while they were talking about season three, and I honestly don't think I would have retained enough of this Sci-Fi bullshit for it to have mattered if I was actually paying attention.
William McKenzie
2022-09-01 22:03:51 +0000 UTCThis was a fun listen and I think that Jello should have Co-Hosts on these audios more often!
Fan Trades
2022-08-20 05:23:36 +0000 UTCFeenie would make a GREAT character in a time travel thriller, and when I say GREAT I mean TERRIBLE because she has at least 14 ancestors who share her exact name and face and you'd NEVER be able to tell what the HELL is going on On a semi-related note, I'd be interested in seeing Jello come up with a time-travel story. Mostly because I want to see if it's even possible to write a good one since from my personal experience the answer seems to be 'no'.
Fan Trades
2022-08-09 03:03:14 +0000 UTCBetween the underage incest, yandere character, bad pseudoscience, too many cast members, and awful slow pacing where no one gives a straightforward response to anything, this sounds more like a bad anime in the wake of Steins;Gate and other similar series. Change all the names into Japanese ones and you could easily prank someone with this.
Blue Glasses
2022-08-05 15:45:54 +0000 UTCSo what I'm hearing is watch the first few episodes and then come back here to speedrun the entire series.
Olli Starr
2022-08-05 14:01:46 +0000 UTCNo no, *Mobius* Strip, not *Morbius* Strip. One is used as a visualization of causality paradoxes, the other is... not that.
Finn Underwood
2022-08-05 05:22:45 +0000 UTCi think my brain is shutting down trying to understand what is going on
Icecreamvi
2022-08-05 03:38:19 +0000 UTCLOVE how ALL OF THIS could have been prevented if even ONE person got a vasectomy. OOPS! 🙃
Fan Trades
2022-08-05 02:36:55 +0000 UTCman i loved when martha walked out of the portal and said "it's darkin' time!" and then darked all over the place
BadKnight
2022-08-04 22:00:04 +0000 UTCHaving dropped the show before the second season concluded (the Kingdom Hearts editing, in tandem with the increasingly apparent JJ Abrams LOST Mystery Boxes being set up to go nowhere satisfying, alongside the gratuitous graphic imagery for no apparent reason; all enough of a dealbreaker for me)... Wow. Listening to you both struggle to coherently describe the events of this show with the wikis in front of you and still only barely succeeding makes me glad I didn't attempt to follow this seemingly tangled cluster of writing decisions any further than I did. Also for the stuff I did watch, you hit perfectly on the nail everything I both liked and disliked about the show, putting my feelings into words. Thanks, and well done with this monstrously long recording.
Finn Underwood
2022-08-04 15:59:54 +0000 UTCNo??? The actor is just tan?????
JelloApocalypse
2022-08-04 09:10:43 +0000 UTCHaven't listened to the audio yet sense it's late but.... Is Is that black face??
Blooky #1 RICK SHADES FAN
2022-08-04 06:59:13 +0000 UTC
