Hamtaro Abridged - "This Ham is Your Ham"
Added 2021-04-01 21:32:59 +0000 UTCI recorded this at 3 in the morning the night before the video came out and you can ABSOLUTELY tell.
LYRICS:
This ham is your ham, this ham is my ham,
From Hamifornia to the New York Is-Ham
From the Gulf Stream Waters to the blblblblblbllblbl
This ham was made for you and me.
Well I went walking, four in the morning
Private property, may’ve been a warning
I saw a sign there but I couldn’t read it
This ham was made for you and me (Come on in!)
Some food in their house, thought I could take it
They walked in on me, and I was naked
They started screaming, but I screamed louder
THIS HAM WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME! YOU AND ME!
The cops are coming, the sirens blazing
Please do not mace me, I don’t like tasing!
Hop in this dumpster until the heat dies down
(This ham was made for you and me!)
There's a girl in the dumpster, I know I heard ‘er
This Sapphic couple fed me a burger
Not quite a steamed ham, but it’ll have to do
This ham was made for me and you
This ham is your ham! This ham is my ham!
I go where I want! I don’t give a damn!
The world’s my oyster! That’s why I smell like clams!
This me was you for made and hams!
Comments
Recording at 3AM before the video comes out? I think you mean "getting into character"
Candaru Driemor
2021-05-01 22:52:39 +0000 UTCAt last, the Boss origin story
2021-04-20 16:25:38 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, became a Patreon sponsor JUST for this. And I am definitely gonna get my dollar's worth out of this
2021-04-16 01:24:36 +0000 UTCI've decided this song is my band's "warm up" song. I love it so much... so ham much...
2021-04-04 09:14:38 +0000 UTCThis is mildly terrifying...I love it!
Peter R
2021-04-04 02:53:31 +0000 UTCat last the origins of the lesbian dumpster hamburger.
Ignis Astrorum
2021-04-02 20:55:05 +0000 UTCLove the Simpsons steamed hams reference.
Kruh-Daze
2021-04-02 13:42:12 +0000 UTCmy god, this song has extreme 3am energy, it's glorious
LH
2021-04-02 03:08:36 +0000 UTCNow I'm all for getting a good night's rest...but CLEARLY sleep deprivation is yer muse
psychogaze
2021-04-02 02:41:13 +0000 UTCThis ham is my ham. I stole it fair and square.
JackMagic
2021-04-02 02:08:40 +0000 UTCI sure did listen to the whole thing and just nod along. Bless.
2021-04-01 22:22:41 +0000 UTCMy god, he knows the ancient tongue.
Aqua Allison
2021-04-01 21:37:23 +0000 UTC
