New Patron Exclusive Shirt!
Added 2021-05-19 00:55:05 +0000 UTCAs announced on Facebook we are doing another Patron Exclusive T-Shirt! On June 1st I'm going to send these dino-park-themed-lawsuit-adjacent T-shirts to press and everybody that is a $20 or higher patron will get one. Please make sure you let me know what your T-shirt size is so I'm not tracking you down or (worse) guessing to get the order in.
Patrons that are less than $20, if you want to move up just for the shirt and then back down again you won't hurt my feelings. The more people that have this cool, neat thing the better. Buttttttttttt, it's going to be a pretty limited club. Right now, it's only going to be 10 of you that have it.
All the best and thanks again for being the best fans/customers/friends in the world,
Jeff
