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Before switching body AND job, she said to her old boss (or colleague…? Not sure what O’Malley was) that she felt wired for companionship. But no real surprise this all has taken a lower priority in her life with all other tumultuous events that has gone down for her. Change of job, change of body and now close friend ghosting.

legobil

Nah. We've already seen Roko give Spooks a hard time, and she'd (she _will_ we hope) give them the royal what-for.

Ursus Ridens

I don't know whether Jeph is set up for life, but he probably could be by offering a stuffed plush chibi Bubbles (decked out as Momo when we first met her) on Topatoco.

Ursus Ridens

I would date an AI because at least the I implies intelligence which has been really hard to find lately.

Kuragari

🤔

Claudia D.

to be fair the whole "my approval" on a string trap would get me every time

Sydney J Freedberg

See, now I'm imagining tiny Bubbles in an original-Momo style chibi anime chassis...

BookBeard

Brun is a regular 👀 Potentially busy with Millefeuille, though I'd love some confirmation of that...

enchantedsleeper

Oooh, I hope so XD

enchantedsleeper

GOSH I can't even imagine that match-up but I want to see it xD

enchantedsleeper

I think the faint blush is because Bubbles is thinking about how cute Faye is :) which is, in turn, very cute.

Stephen Wells

As soon as Hanners hears about that she'll be doing some test runs with Roko and Bubbles. Develop a Robot Tea Ceremony.

Stephen Wells

totally agree, Roko deserves some lovin'

Noodz

Renee does, but seems quite straight and is also in some kind of long-distance relationship with Shitty/Hot Dan https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4505

Mark

I’m sure it will eventually, but Roko definitely deserves a positive arc after her struggles and body dysmorphia. Love her character

Maximum Turtle

Today I Learned

Clifton Royston

*shudder*

Todd Ellner

I keep thinking, "Eliot?", but nah, he's, um, busy. Jim's also unavailable. Doesn't anybody else work at Secret Bakery?

Ursus Ridens

Thanks for the explanation, Todd. But at CoD, at least, we've sometimes seen, well, teabags.

Ursus Ridens

Bubbles acting rather a lot like Momo. (Momofication??)

Ursus Ridens

And on that day a new ship was launched. The Remily.

SilverbackRon

How funny would it be if Yay just walked into Marten coffee shop and said “ok let me talk to the ai that runs this place” and looks in the coffee maker for the big bad lol

Hawkeye

English SO needs tweaking.

Claudia D.

If she's going to date a human, they are for sure going to be a baker.

Beth Goode

Anyone who’s raised or taught teenagers knows THOSE feelings! Woo, do,you need lots o’.patience.

Claudia D.

Maybe they were trying to protect their friends? Trying to annoy the friends into not looking for them b/c of a perception of danger? Just trying to give the situation the benefit of the doubt until shown otherwise…

Claudia D.

Who's going to be Roko's cute human? How's Emily Azuma (sp?) doing?

Chris Warren

I do hope all this Yay talk leads up to their return, otherwise this is just unnecessary torment.

Noodz

Maybe, but I doubt it. The goodbye note was typically selfish and self centered Yay.

Todd Ellner

Gong fu cha involves repeatedly covering the leaves with a small amount of water and pouring off the liquor. It gives all the developing flavors of the tea

Todd Ellner

Do robots just buy a cup of tea and sniff it or do they go for the whole gong fu cha experience?

Todd Ellner

Bubbles’ face in panel 3 is a picture. In fact very deft expressions all round.

James Dore

The first part, probably. Even if they know it's a big deal they'll try to play it off, but there's no way Roko lets it pass without comment. I think Yay is going to find themselves getting lectured and/or guilt tripped into oblivion by Roko, Melon, Bubbles, Faye and Aurelia simultaneously, in five different bodies.

BookBeard

I am afraid that when Boo Notfriend returns they will just blithely waltz in as if nothing had happened, and Roko will eagerly crawl back to them

Todd Ellner

It is possible, based on past evidence, that Yay could move under the box, take a look around, and get out before Roko could react and tug on the string.

Sean Kinlin

They'd know it's a trap, but in knowing be confidant of not being caught, and it's worth at least checking the box, right?

Raymond Dannelly

*their head

Runhildr Zaetl

Elliott already gave her lessons!

jonesnori

Roko and Emily. They can bond over their love of assam. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3575

BookBeard

I'm the flip side: I didn't know what Roko's Basilisk was til Roko showed up. Then again, QC taught me about eight-string guitars.

ValdVin

I'm curious which human Roko would take on a double date with Bubbles and Faye

AlexisLeBluer

And yet her favorite silicone items are still her collection of non-stick bread pans and cake molds.

BookBeard

... You know this HAS to end with Yay with a cardboard box over her head now

Nutjob

.....after many years I just now realized that Roko is named after Roko's Basilisk...

Fafner

Remember the one where Yay helped Roko with her hair and Roko suggested Yay should move in with her and get a cat? I think that interaction was basically "marry me" in robogay.

Stephen Wells

Beeps doesn't smooch Roko, she just keeps her supplied with factory-surplus sex toys. Roko currently has 276 different silicone items in her closet. And two more elsewhere.

Stephen Wells

So far she seems to be robosexual

Todd Ellner

Thank you Sam! Could not parse the image properly, but I see it now :)

Stephen Wells

One can be both relieved and explode with frustration.

David Paul

Roko (loudly): What's that? Someone's left a bunch of greyhound photos under the big net in the park?

Dean Reilly

She's pouring out the tea she made after she's done smelling it.

Sam Trenery

Note that in panel 2 Roko doesn't specify a gender of "cute human".

Mark

We just had one of those flower in our local Botanic Garden. The problem with Melon would then be stopping her from rubbing herself on it!

Mark

Bubbles ships Roko and her hypothetical date, like Roko was enamoured by the story of Bubbles and Faye getting together. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3899

Mark

Plugging in her bread machine.

Alasdair Mackintosh

I think pouring something out of a mug

Charlie Rose

Both? Both is good. 😋

kupo

Can anyone work out what Roko is doing with her hands in panel 1? Confused. Edited to add: Sam Trenery enlightened me, she's pouring out her tea.

Stephen Wells

She likes bread (almost exclusively) and we know she's fantasised about "Human Abs", accompanied by bread.

Stephen Wells

Panel 2 is the high-quality bait, Bubbles in Panel 3 is the fanservice

Mattezhion Zane Corgan Campbell

Who said anything about a FAKE datee?? Why would I want anything less than maximal Roko-smooching Now, Smooching Beeps would be problematic cuz she's her boss, but nobody's perfect

Fart Captor

...unless you're dating Melon.

Doug DeJulio

oh god i snerked so loud my cat freaked

SpookyPenguin

i give it 4 out of 5 squees

SpookyPenguin

Roko has had romantic fantasies about Clinton, so… not that that would exclude of course.

legobil

Aaaand that’s the lack of closure.

legobil

If Yay was a bread,, what kind of bread would Yay be? I suspect some variant of marble rye/pumpernickel...

FE

Roko would be delighted if that was the case x3 But she can't be sure that Yay is even in the same galaxy these days.

enchantedsleeper

Oof, no. Fortunately, we haven't seen Winslow do anything to act on his crush on Roko and Roko remains unaware that he has one.

enchantedsleeper

As long as it's not during the Titan Arum blooming period...

FE

As a compromise, go on a date with Crushbot. He knows what he did :)

Andrew

Nope. We can only assume Yay wouldn't have left them without a carer, but it hasn't been addressed in-comic.

enchantedsleeper

I'm not sure if Roko would be mad at that point or just relieved xD

enchantedsleeper

Bubbles looks like Sam in that third panel. Sooooo cute!

Drazi

Might need something stronger than cardboard, Roko.... or line it with pointy dogs. Yay wouldn't harm dogbox.

Granite

Imagine a big arrow sign that says BREAD and also points at bread.

JFCIsIt2029Yet

LOL- she's a fictional comic strip character and I am rooting for her love life!

Shawn K. Younkin

Have we ever learned Roko's orientation, come to think of it?

Yonatan Zunger

Roko has a lot of friends secretly rooting for her love life, it seems.

Clifton Royston

Mostly human. :D

Michael Steamweed

(raises hand to volunteer as The Bait)

Mad Marie

Huh! Where would I as a human arrange a double date with two human/robot couples? I think it'd have to be the botanical gardens. Their improved olfactory senses could really get something out of that.

Doug DeJulio

!!THE WORLD WAS NOT READY FOR THE CHAOS LOAF!! https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4077

Shawn K. Younkin

Bubbles's little smile & blush in panel 3 is unbearably cute.

William Cole

It's the perfect trap!

William Cole

Thank you and my apologies for the wrong pronouns, I have it fixed!

voyager-ngc5195

*they

BookBeard

Maybe she’s not ghosting. Maybe she trapped. Or hurt. Or lost. Or, or,or. Oh, no, Yay!

Claudia D.

But are you a girl *WITH NICE CRUSTY BREAD*? Play to your audience.

Josh Medin

And from the formless Brad they called forth BREAD and it was GOOD.

Claudia D.

Brad is the formless chaos out of which bread emerges.

Captain Button

It might work, but the point is to stop carrying that torch for someone who ghosted you

Todd Ellner

It certainly might work.

The World Famous Chocomerican

Brad IS bread

Pete

I'm a girl, but I would still like to formally apply for the position of Roko's date!

Sean Brannon

See, here everyone is having very serious psychological discussion of what such a relationship would mean, and I'm just thinking that after the Valentine's Day post, panel 2 is Jeph engaging in mild fan service for his (mostly human) Patreon audience. :)

Yonatan Zunger

honestly if i were yay that would do it

Tamara Macadam

Box and stick would 1000% work.

Simpin4Holo

You can't live for the approval of others. I live for my own approval. The odds are slightly better that I can attain that. Admittedly, it's a low bar, but I somehow find a way to make it a hurdle.

Yelling Bird

So when Yay reappears, is that when we're going to find out that the Director and them have been going steady since just after the time skip and just haven't let anyone know since they've...been busy?

kupo

I mean, I see on in the kitchen already...

Kurist Zero

Add that to the list of reasons that Yay really needs to talk to Claire.

BookBeard

Hmm. Dating to bring your true love out of hiding? Perhaps she should post that she’s worried doing that would backfire in public forum; As asking for advice that won’t trigger more panic attacks would be a better plan. Learning to bake would be a good idea.

Sparky

(didn't check the link first, oops)

Minzoku Bokumetsu

not bread?

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Maybe May should date Roko.

Andrea Andrew

Jealous or so interested in what it means that they have to come out of hiding? Have these two not realized Yay is probably watching them have this conversation?

Steve McSheffrey

I can't remember, but has the disposition of Yay's dogs been addressed?

Czarzhan

This plotline inevitably leads to Roko realizing that her true soul mate is, and will always be, Brad. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3961

BookBeard

It’s gonna be Winslow, isn’t it?

Andrea Andrew

God, I hope not... like, as an allegory for a trans person, that would be a nightmare... let me just destroy my very essence of self and being to conform with what society expects so that I can live a safe life.

Bridgette Ryan

I don't. Dating someone to make someone else jealous is contemptible. It is manipulative and deceptive. You are using the fake datee and lying to them. And you are encouraging the target to have nasty destructive emotions.

Captain Button

Yeah, Roko wants to hug Yay like a constrictor, but STRAIGHTLY!

Shawn K. Younkin

And a warm loaf of sourdough.

ValdVin

I get a sinking feeling that the next time we see yay they will be far less embodied. Call it Chekov's Lobotomy

Nilbog Trog

I support this plan Roko, go on dates and smooch people til they get jealous

Fart Captor

Since the last human Roko thought was cute is now taken, a box and a stick is the best option.

ValdVin

A Very Special episode of Questionable Content.

Sean Kinlin

Roko's heart continues to beat for Yay.

Doc Gumby

Whereas catching Roko would require a breadbox and a stick.

Sean Kinlin

Roko needs to broaden her circle of friends. Bubbles happens to know some pretty cool people.

SilverbackRon

I don't know, but I am sure it is someone with "HUMAN ABS".

Shawn K. Younkin

So… Roko… just so I can be sure I have this right… you want to set up a date with some random stranger in order to make your “friend” so jealous that they break their self-imposed isolation. You do realize that that’s the kind of plot a sitcom would use to get the endgame couple back together?

Taigan

Oh Roko, you need a hug, and probably 20 minutes sniffing a baking loaf of sourdough

Tannerbot

You should see if Elliot has another baker friend of his that you can date, Roko! Or even better go to France and date a French baker!

Miyaa

I mean, if they didn't crash that date with the two dozen croissants then they're probably not crashing any dates at all.

voyager-ngc5195

As silly as Roko's idea is... Yay would TOTALLY FALL FOR IT!

Shawn K. Younkin

Does Bubbles have someone in mind with particularly nice buns?

Simon Green

"Fluffy dog pictures"

Andrew Denton

Well, she does know her multiply embodied genderless partner.

Bill Silvia

a box and a stick

Brendan Luster


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