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Spilling Their Guts

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Spilling Their Guts

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Plot twist: real actual sea cucumbers run their consciousness in a distributed form just as Yay.

legobil

Based on some of the other scenes we've seen, they can drink they just don't need to. Like Millefuille drinking Ouzo with Brun (and it later coming out as 'tears').

Darius Jenai

Yay is gender-ambiguous. Y'know, like some folks are.

Ursus Ridens

...slime girl? Short Netherlandish gobliin?? [Cue evil_snicker.wav]

Ursus Ridens

@Miyaa It would be cool if Patreon comments included font selection. Then again, I recently went deep into the font basement to help friends pick nontraditional fonts for their daughter's nontraditional wedding invitations. There are lots of hilarious and absurd fonts out there! We were giggling and snickering as we printed some samples, only about 10% of which were serious candidates. Reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLPzea-db0 In the end, my friends went with a professional calligrapher for the master, which was some of the best money they've spent so far on the wedding.

BobC

The title of this comic being a reference to sea cucumbers as well as Roko expressing her concerns is appreciated

KingAtticus

Don’t confuse dingbats for webdings or wingding fonts.

Miyaa

I was thinking the same! That is a drinking pose. But thank you BookBeard, that makes sense.

GoMrBob

Well with Dora getting married she's been busier than usual as the assistant manager at coffee of doI MEAN NOTHING! YOU HEARD NOTHING!

BookBeard

Yeah, Yay is going to have their work cut out for them if/when they return. Smoothing this over with Roko will be no small task.

BookBeard

I still can’t get over Yays grotesque from during their encounter with Moray. My theory is that the whole encounter just lasted a brief moment before Yay eloped and was some kind of internal communication method between the two AI, but yeah. Would love to see more of that.

legobil

23% better may still be insufficient for widespread convincing. 123%?

Melissa Wilson

And boy was Antimony in trouble!

Melissa Wilson

Only if you decide that it’s also important to eat, sleep, maintain other commitments… 😏

Melissa Wilson

FKA Scarecrow Boat?

Melissa Wilson

Surely, possessing the ability to manifest various instances, they would experiment with many forms… Sea cucumber, giraffe, tapir, yak…

Melissa Wilson

The Director wants to be friends with them and seems to be as adorkable as Moray (understandably).

Mark

We've never seen Pizzagirl and Yay together...

Mark

Same. 🥺

legobil

Yesssssss.

legobil

Do you happen to read Gunnerkrigg Court? Something similar happened there recent-ish (almost 7 years ago)

Nulgar

Yay and the Director are on their honeymoon?

Matt Grayson

There must be many things that frustrate such people. Idk, always seemed like a skill issue to me, it’s not that hard to get.

AlexKorobeiniki

I think she just raised it to her nose to get a good sniff.

BookBeard

Bubbles is drinking the tea? I thought robots just sniff the smell of it, not consume it.

Wild Card

if i were roko and yay came back after MONTHS of straight up ghosting with nothing more than an "i had to do that" explanation, id personally never forgive them. ive been hurt that way before, it doesnt go away easily or quickly. just saying.

Mabel Zanders

What might get Yay out of the cold might be she needs more socializing than just literally talking to themselves.

Opus the Poet

Melodramatic Ding-dong is the name of my new house/yacht rock band.

Joe

Those are some fancy words to describe a penis and/or vagina. 🤣🤣

legobil

The real question is where has Pizzagirl been this whole time

Fabio Neves

the conspiracy thickens! ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

In addition to what others have said, there's the difference that Station and The Director are known entities to the government. They may not know or understand everything about them, but they know that they exist. By contrast, Yay has done everything in their power to stay entirely unknown to everyone, particularly governments, only having recently relaxed that upon finding value in making social connections.

Likeablejerk

Cant… hold… on… much longer!

Miyaa

Yet.

BookBeard

Finally. A strip where the mug does no trans-dimensional leaps.

BobC

Or a dingbat.

Hugh Eckert

I thought I'd deleted this one. CURSE YOU, DELETE KEY!!!

Joseph Bonnar

Definitely shipping Winslayo.

Miyaa

According to Wiki: “Sea cucumbers are typically dioecious, with separate male and female individuals, but some species are protandric. The reproductive system consists of a single gonad, consisting of a cluster of tubules emptying into a single duct that opens on the upper surface of the animal, close to the tentacles.” So basically all of the above, which must frustrate those who believe in a two genders system to no end.

Miyaa

It’s gonna take a whole week for me to read all the comics.

Miyaa

Our dog is a melodramatic ding-dong (also a good girl), so I'll use it on her.

Hugh Eckert

Oh god that is so real! Except for multiply embodiment thing. They could still be out doing other stuff.

SilverbackRon

Ngl, I'm a bit crushed with all this Roko suffering and Yay disappearing

Igor Mosyagin

Some of them might even be wired for hugs. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5258

BookBeard

That's why Aurelia is in hiding too, having been replaced by a sophisticated android duplicate that Yay designed to be identical to her in every way, but 23% better at lying. It's so obvious.

BookBeard

But how does it end? Cliffhazard? Cliffhaberdashery? Cliffhamster!?! WE NEED TO KNOW!!!!

BookBeard

Embrace the power of, 'and'.

Am Queue

So then it all comes down to the gender of the sea cucumber.

BookBeard

"Potentially dangerous" in the analysis of a hyperintelligent paranoiac, note.

Philip Masters

Bubbles gets interesting effects from the *scent* of tea. She's breathing dee... err, running the input fans on her chemosensor array at high speed.

Philip Masters

Just fell off around when Martin was looking to open up his shop

Dave Wilson

I've done that several times in the last.... *cough cough years*

Dave Wilson

Well, the US authorities freaked out a little when one of the Director's creations was drawn to their attention. But Yay's specific worry is that the basis of their existence - running a single consciousness across multiple processors, granting them vast processing power - is not only unique, but theoretically impossible. That makes them especially interesting to too many people, if their existence becomes known. Of course, Yay does overestimate themselves a bit; they thought that they could just walk through any existing computer security, but the Director apparently spotted them without much trouble. So either Yay isn't quite as special as they thought, or the rest of the world doesn't quite appreciate how powerful the Director is. But governments and the alphabet soup agencies presumably play it a little bit careful around powerful AIs; not only are they, well, powerful, but you don't want any of the more publicly visible high-end AIs like Station thinking that their rights and personal privacy are in danger. Especially not the ones who already control orbital battle stations. Which said, being invisible to those agencies may keep Yay safer in some ways, and suits their paranoia, but it also puts them at greater risk of being treated as a threat and fair game by other AIs as well as governments if they do become visible. Paranoids and unknown forces are inherently scary to everyone. But Yay considers that better than being visible.

Philip Masters

Start here and work your way up. That's how I do it. ;) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1

BookBeard

maybe she's been playing a reeeeeeeeeally long con. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

They may deny being a ding-dong, but they will NEVER deny being a sea cucumber.

Summer

And Bubbles goes all shivery when Faye runs her hands up and down her (redacted)

Stephen Wells

Given that, at least in her old body, she had ticklish feet, probably. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3567 Moray seems to enjoy hugging people https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5489

Mark

I REALLY hope this is leading to Yay coming back, they are one of my absolute favorites, I want to know what's been going on!!!

Drew Blas

The Director and Station are certainly just as powerful, but the thing that makes Yay different is the fact that they are multiply embodied, which is believed to be impossible. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4591

BookBeard

Yes, BookBeard! & I expect they have ZERO awareness of the fact that they’ve been at this deliberation for months, or that it has been excruciating for those that care about them… Will they be inappropriately & egotistically validated when they learn about this? Or, in an unprecedented surge of character development, will they feel sorry for said dear ones, when they become aware of the anguish provoked by their radio silence? I can’t wait to find out!

Melissa Wilson

Fascinating theory; I’d buy it.

Melissa Wilson

Ty, ill pop back there. Got a few hours in an airport so thats some of the time made up

Dave Wilson

I want to use "melodramatic ding-dong" to describe my nearest and dearest, but none of them are particularly melodramatic.

BrenaMarie

And Aurelia is a horrible liar. If she knows, we'd know she knows. Y'know?

Alias Fakename

IIRC they've described themselves and their bespoke custom chassis as "gender non-committal".

Stephen Wells

My headcanon fanfic resolution is that most of Yay have chosen to disappear permanently (possibly to Enceladus) but that ONE of Yay chose to remain as a single entity and shows up at Roko's door saying "It's m- m- m- m- me. It's... me" also they brought baguettes. I may have thought about this too much.

Stephen Wells

And, of course, CLIFFHANGER!!!

Joseph Bonnar

5100 is not a bad start off point, recruitment of Ayo and so on.

legobil

The entire storyline started a few hundred strips back with Liz visiting North Hampton, Moray following close behind and then a night out clubbing.

legobil

I wonder how The Director (or Station, for that matter) and Yay are really different, from the viewpoint of governments and research and stuff like that. Like, Yay chose to live covertly while The Director chose to surround himself in the compound that is Cubetown. But wouldn’t both be under equal threat of coming under scrutiny?

legobil

When did yay go AWOL? been gone for a while and im playing catchup

Dave Wilson

Do AIs respond to hugs, though?

Opus the Poet

As long as they talk about something other than men!

Anders Rapp

Maybe Yay needed a safe space first to protect their friends if needed. But they owe Roko hugs & apologies real soon now.

Sparky

Does it still pass the bechdel test when two female characters discuss an agender, all powerful (?) uber-ai?

AlexKorobeiniki

Nah, a bit of that would normally provoke them, but if it had to continue for quite a while, I think it would have the opposite effect; why would you want to show up to someone who criticises you daily.

Graydon Armstrong

Nah, Aurelia hasn't seen any sign of them either, unless you mean Aurelia was lying for them, but I think she would've mom-guilted Yay into letting her tell Roko at least that they were okay.

Graydon Armstrong

Unless they're gone because they were caught and sent to Sing Sing.

BobC

A thought: Yay went to talk to the Director, who thinks on a totally different time scale. All this time Yay has thought they were in a half hour conversation; but it just took, um, half a year?

Joseph Bonnar

And, of course... CLIFFH A

Joseph Bonnar

so, a trit of a ding-dong-dang? or a qBit of a døng?

Ísabel Pirsic

That's funny! I'm not going to give you just one Ho Ho; I'm going to give you two Ho Ho's!

Michael Steamweed

Hah, ”Yay bursts in to deny being a ding-dong” was my exact first thought too.

legobil

May we hope that Yay reappears at Roko's door saying, "Socially appropriate greeting!"?

Ursus Ridens

inb4 we find you Yay has just been hiding out at Aurelia's place this whole time, keeping it a secret from everyone. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

A bit is binary. Yay is as non-binary as they come. :D

Michael Steamweed

Alas, if they were a ding-a-ling, we could simply give them a ring-a-ling when we wanted them.

Smashy smashy

"We are not a BIT of a ding-dong! We are a BYTE of a ding-dong!!"

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Yay is more like Melon than they would like to admit. Speaking of which, what is Melon doing these days? And Lemon too?

Miyaa

Yay are still stuck in the VIP-Room because they won't cede their Very Important Personhood

Bagge

Yay should get that on a t-shirt: "We are a bit of a ding-dong, yes."

Olaf

Indeed, although in the very next comic she says she can't eat apples, so I suppose I misremembered after all.

Zynkei

They also use "we", not "I".

Call me Ishmael.

I'm sorry but that last panel with Bubs fuckkn SENT ME

Eric Pike

In all honesty, I believe that Yay uses they/them more because of their plurality than out of any sense of gender. Granted, if I'm wrong, I don't really view them any differently, I will just stand corrected.

Sorastro

Love is blind. And often deaf

Todd Ellner

Bingo.

Todd Ellner

Sea cucumber is generous. And for all their intelligence Yay is impulsive with a strong "out of sight, out of mind" MO

Todd Ellner

I believe this is the conversation you are thinking of. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3586

BookBeard

Put WE MISS YOU YAY signs on Hercules and Cosmo. If anything will do it , that will.

Sleepy John

I don't think Yay knows if they are coming back or not. I think they are off in their hidey hole somewhere debating endlessly with themselves over the same options they once discussed with Roko: whether to simply disappear or to consolidate themselves down to one body and return. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4596

BookBeard

Poor Roko. Months, huh?

Andrea Andrew

I want to hug Panel 5 Roko so bad oh my god

Ashbury Haight

No-one knows where Yay's dogs live, though. They rented a charging pod in Roko's building but the dogs lived elsewhere.

enchantedsleeper

I'll bet Yay had arrangements in place for the pups. An omniscient AI surely wouldn't have let their hubris get in the way, right? . . . Right?

Doc Gumby

Tbf Yay could have tattooed it to Roko’s forehead and I think she would still have doubt (hope?). Grief be like that

J

Not a ding-dong. More of a ding-a-ling, me thinks.

BobC

All the sea cucumbers I know are fervent readers of QC. All of them.

Doc Gumby

Apparently not clear enough, given Roko's continued uncertainty.

BookBeard

She's just posing like the Kermit drinking tea meme

PsychOut

I mean, Jeph did write the story of a malign AI wiping Bubbles' memory and laughing. (Laughing can be taken as metaphoric.)

Carl Fink

Please don’t! Word play only extends one’s welcome with this crowd, JMK. 😉

Melissa Wilson

The note card read “It’s been fun.”

Darren Franzen

Two things - first, has ANYONE checked on Yay's dogs since they vanished?! Second, is Bubbles actually drinking the tea in that last panel, or just smelling? I think I vaguely remember early in the introduction to Bubbles that she said she had the capability to consume food and drink, it just did nothing for her. I may be misremembering, though.

Zynkei

*insert captain America "I understood that reference" meme*

Zynkei

Certainly not to be confused with a Ho-ho, either!

Melissa Wilson

I’m a massive cynic but I feel like they *did* make it explicitly clear. I adore Bubbles’ optimism

J

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single expression illustrate the proximity of love & loathing more effectively than the one Roko’s wearing in that last panel.

Melissa Wilson

Incensed, I headed straight here, positively *bristling* with righteous fervor, prepared to rant in defense of the charming & gregarious sea cucumber (groomer of coral, recycler of nutrients) only to discover that Doc beat me to it. Chapeau!

Melissa Wilson

Yeah, I think a daily regimen of criticizing Yay would have to get results eventually. Maybe focus especially on their maturity and questioning their omniscience.

William Cole

"We do not ring, we doom"

SpookyPenguin

It really wasn't meant that serious 🤦 it was just a what if joke. I've read the series since it started, I know how it works

Studio Errilhl

I only date Krimpets.

William Cole

Ding dong, man, ding dong! Ding dong, yo!

Zig Justice

Another potential is that Yay is aware of how much the situation is torturing Roko, but that it could be potentially dangerous for Roko to know anything concrete, so Yay has to keep their distance

Green

Thunder: Yes they are, but you know they're trying hard not to show it. Being gallant.

Doc Gumby

Yay uses they / them pronouns. It's extremely unlikely that Yay is any situation against their will. Partly because they're immensely powerful, partly because the other super-AIs like the Director and Station wouldn't allow it - but mostly because that's not the kind of story Jeph writes. This is an extremely good slice-of-life comic in a world just a little different our own. Jeph doesn't do politics or action.

David Durant

It just occurred to me: "spilling their guts" is kind of a sea cucumber joke, isn't it?

Sean Kinlin

I said it before and I'll say it again, I also really wanna know how Melon has been taking this too :(

Green

Ah, fair enough, I had honestly forgotten. Apologies.

Studio Errilhl

Could yay be a Twink-ie? I’ll see myself out

JMK

Socially adept, but not very good financially; they're pretty far underwater.

Sean Kinlin

If there was any way to provoke Yay into a response....

Maurice Kessler

Yay is they/them.

Sean Kinlin

I miss Yay. Time to re-read their entrance saga.

Paul Higdon

Does it have to be in a bathroom, in the dark?

Sean Kinlin

But then again, if she CARED, and didn't want Roko to suffer, she could've... Found a way to send a message. Which might mean she IS in an AI blacksite

Studio Errilhl

Are they currently feeling rather insulted at being compared to Yay?

Thunder

"We are not a Ding-Dong, thank you very much! We are a Suzy Q."

Sean Kinlin

if you say their name four times they'll steal your money and use it to buy you flowers

Brendan Luster

Timeline panel! Not a lot to go off, but something.

Bill Silvia

Hey, I know a very socially adept sea cucumber!

Doc Gumby


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