Teed Up
Added 2025-01-06 01:34:57 +0000 UTCOkay!!! Finally home and unpacked and de-jetlagged. Hopefully there will be no more shenanigans wrt the comic or the website now.
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Same Liz. Same.
Matt Pedone
2025-01-07 17:35:09 +0000 UTCRSS still not working?
Jody Raiford
2025-01-07 12:41:24 +0000 UTCawe liz
Cozy
2025-01-07 05:04:10 +0000 UTCNot living alone under a pile of refuse has to be an improvement, even for her.
Sleepy John
2025-01-07 04:46:24 +0000 UTCMaybe they just let you opt out of capitalism in cubetown? That sounds pretty great actually, can I move there?
James C
2025-01-07 00:07:43 +0000 UTCPlot twist: Marten wrote them on the board, and then after the first customer paid him with loonies and twoonies, realized that this was $CDN. He erased board but hasn't done the currency conversion yet.
ValdVin
2025-01-06 22:06:43 +0000 UTC"All of Liz's friends". They live in Canada; we wouldn't know them. Wait...
ValdVin
2025-01-06 22:04:11 +0000 UTCPerhaps they have socialism.
Andrea Andrew
2025-01-06 21:36:59 +0000 UTCThat might be one on the right in the first panel. Or it might be a shelving unit. But there is Liz with robot arms right there, as you maybe are suggesting! Nice vacation from frustrated research for her.
jonesnori
2025-01-06 19:36:46 +0000 UTC...Evan works here in Cubetown?
Stephen Wells
2025-01-06 18:53:07 +0000 UTCHeck of a date to bring them all the way to another country for a date. Romantic, but not very practical especially for a coffee date
Donna Flint
2025-01-06 18:44:42 +0000 UTCI assumed it was more that Marten forgot than Jeph forgot
Maxwell Black
2025-01-06 18:38:38 +0000 UTCWe need her to bring Evan here on an incredibly awkward maybe-date :)
Stephen Wells
2025-01-06 16:10:53 +0000 UTCthey are impressive boots but they still wouldn't add a foot of height
Brad Kirkwood
2025-01-06 16:02:20 +0000 UTCTo be fair, all her actual friends know about this coffee shop.
Andrea Andrew
2025-01-06 15:56:37 +0000 UTCPrice: how much ya got?
Stephen Wells
2025-01-06 15:34:01 +0000 UTCIs it going to turn out Marten is afraid of espresso machines because of Mr Burny so he's going to have to hire someone with robot arms to operate it?
librarypunk
2025-01-06 14:38:49 +0000 UTCI notice Jeph still hasn't put any prices up on the menu on the back wall.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-06 14:37:35 +0000 UTCThat's considered a dazzling display of competence in Cubetown!
Uniquitous
2025-01-06 14:31:01 +0000 UTCIt’s a “No, you don’t need coffee. Here is a nice cup of tea.”
legobil
2025-01-06 14:30:21 +0000 UTCEh. She can just defenestrate herself outside and roll around in the snow.
legobil
2025-01-06 14:29:11 +0000 UTCI think he already knew how to use that. He only developed that skill into pouring the coffee into disposable cups.
legobil
2025-01-06 14:27:22 +0000 UTCWell she is getting talk therapy now. That's bound to help a little.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-06 14:14:33 +0000 UTCBard. (Says "charismatic" on the character sheet, invariably played as annoying to everyone else.) But anyway, if someone introduced Liz to D&D, she'd get annoyed at the flaws she perceived in the rules, go off and spend five years creating her own fantasy heartbreaker, self-publish it, and then spend another five years telling people online that they were too stupid to appreciate her masterpiece. So probably better not to do that.
Philip Masters
2025-01-06 13:14:58 +0000 UTCI think of using the pot as a Skill whereas actually making your customers happy is a Power :)
Stephen Wells
2025-01-06 13:13:12 +0000 UTCShe’s wearing boots not heels!
Miyaa
2025-01-06 12:53:43 +0000 UTC"developing his barista powers"... He's learned to use a coffee pot!
Phil Allison
2025-01-06 12:18:15 +0000 UTCThe manatee and the manacoffee also
Stephen Wells
2025-01-06 11:51:25 +0000 UTCMarten providing what the customer needs rather than what they asked for :)
Stephen Wells
2025-01-06 11:48:13 +0000 UTCMarten is developing his barista powers: the gentleman is no longer yelling :) also clearly Liz should offer to spread the word among her *enemies*
Stephen Wells
2025-01-06 11:46:36 +0000 UTC“Curse your accurate rebuttal!”
Shane Wegner
2025-01-06 11:33:26 +0000 UTCSensible Content
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-06 09:10:18 +0000 UTCShe has heels on, though they seem to add a generous of height xD
enchantedsleeper
2025-01-06 09:08:08 +0000 UTCLiz seems to be doing so much better than when she first showed up. It's nice to see. (I am a sucker for losers who turn it around.)
Chris Warren
2025-01-06 08:36:47 +0000 UTCThinks she's a wizard but is actually an artificer. INT 20, WIS and CHA 8. Maybe 6.
Stephen Wells
2025-01-06 08:28:28 +0000 UTCI feel sorry for Liz’s therapist because I’m sure she is a couple of hands full, thus the robotic arms.
Miyaa
2025-01-06 08:00:55 +0000 UTCI don't know what class but her alignment is ChG. She's not evil she's not showing any signs of wanting to hurt people, so I'm going to say she's Good aligned until proven otherwise.
Opus the Poet
2025-01-06 07:50:00 +0000 UTCEven if Liz is the better fit for Gollum.
Mark
2025-01-06 07:39:02 +0000 UTCLike Liz is not already bumming free drinks daily
Bagge
2025-01-06 06:52:35 +0000 UTCDruid with Capybara wildshape
Todd Ellner
2025-01-06 05:55:43 +0000 UTCEven cleric of light and healing domains
Todd Ellner
2025-01-06 05:54:41 +0000 UTCMartin said "I don't think a massive dose of caffeine is gonna do you any favors.", he probably changed it to tea, and as such, is also refusing to charge him?
Ohh Crap Guy
2025-01-06 05:52:44 +0000 UTCEvery time I see Liz's interactions, I feel how perfect it is that my puppy is named Liz.
Jared Kolbly
2025-01-06 05:51:00 +0000 UTCReading Martin as Gollum: "You don't have any friends"
Todd Ellner
2025-01-06 05:40:50 +0000 UTCDoes Cubetown have a burn ward? Asking for a gremlin
Uniquitous
2025-01-06 05:38:37 +0000 UTCIce cold, but not untrue
Yoder of Kansas
2025-01-06 05:38:20 +0000 UTCWow. Martin has mastered the rude barista attitude. And he knows exactly when to employ it.
Thisguy
2025-01-06 05:37:40 +0000 UTCMaybe it's somethin nice and soothing, something to help the nerves
Green
2025-01-06 05:29:02 +0000 UTC"Jump into the ocean" is actually a euphemism, he's just really into Moray.
BookBeard
2025-01-06 05:28:28 +0000 UTCBURN!
Yelling Bird
2025-01-06 04:58:08 +0000 UTCTea? He ordered coffee…
Brian Leahy
2025-01-06 04:57:46 +0000 UTCShe's standing on a chair... ;)
Ernie O'Dell
2025-01-06 04:56:44 +0000 UTCis Liz getting taller I could swear she was head and shoulders shorter than Marten on first appearance
Brad Kirkwood
2025-01-06 04:54:41 +0000 UTCno, a real Claire child would be much punnier
LH
2025-01-06 04:45:29 +0000 UTCa chaotic "neutral" rogue, perhaps
BeatButton
2025-01-06 04:42:14 +0000 UTCDid someone call an ambulance? We heard a woman was seriously burned!
William Cole
2025-01-06 04:39:55 +0000 UTCAyyyyo!
William Cole
2025-01-06 04:36:49 +0000 UTCYou don't have to: she's *right there*! In today's comic!
William Cole
2025-01-06 04:35:37 +0000 UTCWonder what class she'd play. Anybody suggesting Paladin will be attacked by Cthulhu in power armor for pissing off the DM.
Joseph Bonnar
2025-01-06 04:13:37 +0000 UTCTeed up aaand swing
Jack Foy
2025-01-06 04:11:39 +0000 UTCAh. Liz needs a D ‘n’ D group.
Sparky
2025-01-06 03:50:08 +0000 UTCIt’s reflexive; a known issue with that particular model of bionic arm. Not her fault. Means nothing. TOTALLY a coincidence that she is pissed off.
Melissa Wilson
2025-01-06 03:48:57 +0000 UTCIt’s an art form & she has a savant-level knack for it
Melissa Wilson
2025-01-06 03:46:35 +0000 UTCNot as much as he initially hoped, though, amiright?
Melissa Wilson
2025-01-06 03:45:33 +0000 UTCThis comic made me laugh like a crow, for two separate jokes
pseudoclever
2025-01-06 03:44:48 +0000 UTCBURN! Marten has never been hotter! 🔥
Melissa Wilson
2025-01-06 03:43:02 +0000 UTCNah, it's more like things you've earned taste better. Sometimes it's free-in-money but you earned it by tricking someone or stealing it smoothly, so it still tastes better.
Michael Chui
2025-01-06 03:38:25 +0000 UTC"Coffee. Tea. Big. Small." Well, no one's going to need help with the menu, at least.
Sleepy John
2025-01-06 03:38:10 +0000 UTCGoddamn Marten. I fucking snorted
Streb
2025-01-06 03:05:19 +0000 UTCLiz has arms and hands, and she intends to make it everyone's problem
Streb
2025-01-06 03:04:57 +0000 UTCTrue, but free things always taste better. 😁
Catherine Germann
2025-01-06 02:59:51 +0000 UTCKinda thought his Final Form was going to be Wise Sage anyway.
Doc Gumby
2025-01-06 02:53:03 +0000 UTCTook me a second to get Liz's hand motion in the first panel. *sigh* Whaddawegonnadowither?
Doc Gumby
2025-01-06 02:51:49 +0000 UTC"I'd be happy to cover the register for you... (picks up a towel) otherwise it would get dusty from all those hours you spend with the sign flipped."
Mad Marie
2025-01-06 02:50:28 +0000 UTCVCs have a CV full of reverse psychology.
Mad Marie
2025-01-06 02:47:31 +0000 UTCHis Barista powers are beginning to come in
Sorastro
2025-01-06 02:45:48 +0000 UTCDamn marten, that was savage as hell, I'm impressed 🤣
Aditya Rameshan
2025-01-06 02:33:41 +0000 UTCMarten! Marten, for shame. That was gratuitously unkind.
Claudia D.
2025-01-06 02:30:28 +0000 UTCLizRekt
MikeT
2025-01-06 02:27:31 +0000 UTCWondering why Liz actually wants a free coffee. I mean, she’s hardly spent anything for the last four years of cave dwelling. I hypothesize that her Cubetown pay, already substantial, has probably piled up to a Hogwarts level of galleons and sickles by now.
Holly Nelson
2025-01-06 02:24:51 +0000 UTCMarten already doing loss-leader marketing, using Liz for reverse psychology. He'll be a VC in no time.
SpookyPenguin
2025-01-06 02:23:40 +0000 UTCah, the universe is centered again. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2025-01-06 02:13:44 +0000 UTCIt's now called Straightforward Content.
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-06 02:01:23 +0000 UTCHmm. I'd say this fellow's mood has improved as a result of his visit.
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-06 01:58:14 +0000 UTCThe rage eyes! 😂
Zig Justice
2025-01-06 01:57:01 +0000 UTCSavage
Armcannon Productions
2025-01-06 01:56:44 +0000 UTCBut wait! Harken, all! Is that an espresso machine we see in panel 1? It's finally arrived! Also, has Marten ever before uttered such a cutting remark? (Ask for free coffee, Liz, and you get a burn.)
Ursus Ridens
2025-01-06 01:56:25 +0000 UTC"Hopefully there will be no more shenanigans wrt the comic" Welcome to the new QC. Everyone is very mature and put together and only makes good decisions
Veronica Jane
2025-01-06 01:54:52 +0000 UTCCanadian Tire pennies. (You'll need scissors.)
ValdVin
2025-01-06 01:54:12 +0000 UTCLiz is already a short drink of water.
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-06 01:53:30 +0000 UTCA little bit of Faye really did rub off on him.
Jose Alfredo Villalobos
2025-01-06 01:52:49 +0000 UTCIt would help if Li offered to cover the register. Best she could score a free coffee then.
Donna Flint
2025-01-06 01:52:00 +0000 UTCCanadian or US penny? Don't want to under-value those thoughts, you know.
Sleepy John
2025-01-06 01:51:10 +0000 UTCI'm trying to imagine that child...
Ben R
2025-01-06 01:50:53 +0000 UTCHe's going to see the cow beneath the sea.
Sean Kinlin
2025-01-06 01:50:39 +0000 UTCSometimes the most basic of burns are still the best.
Jim Sharkey
2025-01-06 01:50:02 +0000 UTCI have missed this little gremlin!
Everett Bradshaw
2025-01-06 01:43:16 +0000 UTCSly Marten brings forth the eyes of the goblin. Extra funny because I don't know if she's ever whiplashed so fast from her oval, open "asking an adult" face.
ValdVin
2025-01-06 01:43:01 +0000 UTCHey, how else are we gonna learn that she's right-handed?
ValdVin
2025-01-06 01:42:08 +0000 UTCI feel you Liz, i use that gesture at work too. Also, how does she keep finding new depths of gremlindom?
Tannerbot
2025-01-06 01:41:53 +0000 UTCParent Marten/Claire is my absolute favorite
Hope
2025-01-06 01:40:04 +0000 UTCTo be fair, one of her friends owns the place. I bet she could swing a free coffee.
Adam Abbott
2025-01-06 01:39:35 +0000 UTCMe too Liz, me too.
Atramors
2025-01-06 01:39:29 +0000 UTCi see Marten has already mastered the "bullying your daughter" part of parenting
LH
2025-01-06 01:39:21 +0000 UTCthat's just Liz's default hand motion when someones back is turned
Brendan Luster
2025-01-06 01:39:12 +0000 UTCIf you do, tell your aquatic friends
Andrew
2025-01-06 01:39:04 +0000 UTCPenny for thoughts there Liz.
Michael Boettger
2025-01-06 01:38:52 +0000 UTC
