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His Home Is The Sea

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His Home Is The Sea

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We’ve got options for cooking food & heating water - a gas grill, a wood burning fireplace & a power adapter that plugs into our car’s lighter, which can run our electric kettle, griddle, crock pot, etc.

Melissa Wilson

The walls are actually covered with posters for "This space intentionally left blank", a neo-conceptual avant garde performance group which exists only in the imagination.

Stephen Wells

I'm surprised Marten doesn't have any obscure indie band artwork in the cafe yet

Skye

Huh. It looks like this is the one we should have received today.

Mark

Website is Sun-Thu, Patreon is Sat-Wed.

Sammitch

Cute new hairstyle too!

Mark

I sort of think that repeatedly leaving the sign turned to closed, even accidentally, suggests that Marten's not enjoying running a coffee shop very much.

Alex Rahr

Wonder if he was waiting across the street for Mood Coffee to open. Just watching with internal panic until Liz barged in and flipped the sign.

legobil

TBH, I don't look at it that much rather than just checking out Patreon, but it would still be good to notify the other readers.

Mark

I've just added Katzenjammer to my Spotify playlist. They're pretty good 😊

David Paul

Get yourself a megayacht. Seems to be the new staple of an orca's diet.

David Paul

From memory, it wasn't all that bad of a cartoon. Said memory is horribly disjointed and partially lost, but nonetheless...

David Paul

The bean grinders are attached to an axle that run the turbines.

David Paul

He's practically halfway to being main cast character. If he does not defenestrate himself first.

David Paul

Oh, I assumed a sea or space faring vessel for transporting or possibly powered by coffee

Hakurei06

I guess if you have a gas stove?

Kenneth Carlile

I thought we do get comics on a Thursday... just not Fridays? (Or Saturdays)

enchantedsleeper

If there's a power outage, where do you get the hot water from to make instant? 🤔

enchantedsleeper

I enjoyed the look back, but finding new QC really made me happy today.

Seth Swanson

Mister Head of Royal Canadian Society of Nonsensical Research has had 7 lines of dialogue so far. All yelling. I wonder if that will continue.

legobil

In volume 4 of Tristram Shandy, the reader is invited to sit down on a pile of unsold copies of volumes 1-3 :)

Stephen Wells

That sounds extremely flammable. I’m thinking throne combined into a giant computer, able to sort the most minute detail. Also, if not facing her subjects, how will she give out her “Librarian Stare.” You know, when the Hush isn’t enough.

legobil

You only see the back of the throne, because showing her would offend her dignity. Like the President in 1960s movies.

Captain Button

A coffee ship is a venue for coffee-oriented speed dating, I assume.

Captain Button

He... doesn't seem to be OK, to be honest

Bagge

That's it!

Bagge

Marten's efforts make me want to try running a coffee ship.

Tim

Now the break is over, will the RSS feed get repaired? It quit after December 2.

J Smith

“Squeeel like a wage slave!”

Miyaa

@Amelia, he was already in the new chassis when we found out about the Canada ban. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4891

BookBeard

My vote is still for Emily. Her mad scientists tendencies make her a perfect fit for Cubetown, and she has experience being accidentally hired by coffee shops.

BookBeard

Not since waaaay back in the day, when he was working in the lucrative field of office bitchery. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=85

BookBeard

Anyone got any more? Let's get them all out of our systems at once :)

Richard Bennett

The Marten/Liz double act is now running on radium.

Philip Masters

Presumably they serve edam toasties. Because edam is the cheese which is made backwards.

Philip Masters

A throne made out of books and paperwork

Krestus

She’s pure chaos and I love her

JMK

Yay has infiltrated Cubetown by posing as Liz's arms.

Stephen Wells

Because she is Marten's adopted daughter :)

Stephen Wells

I’m looking forward to the first picture of Claire now, in her new position, sitting on a throne.

legobil

and the trash goblin strikes again! ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

I don't know why Liz sitting on the counter makes me so happy.

Bagge

Goddamnit lmao

Jeph Jacques

Arms. Legs. Torsos. Butt implants

Todd Ellner

You do know the older joke about the bacon slicer?

Todd Ellner

Great. Now we know Jeph is the new Time Lord companion who just needed someone to translate French leet for him.

Miyaa

God damnit Liz. You absolute goober and goblin. A gooberlin.

legobil

LEFT EYE TWITCH = DEFENESTRATION BY OWN VOLITION

legobil

I like this guy, I hope he's okay. XD

Carly Dingman

He might want to double-Czech his escape plan.

William Cole

Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalop?

William Cole

Am I the only one that keeps a jar of instant on hand, solely in case of weather emergencies? Power outages are no reason to interrupt the flow of caffeine to one’s brain!!!Similarly, I keep an auxiliary wine rack & corkscrew in the basement emergency kit, because who wants to be 100% lucid in those conditions?

Melissa Wilson

Marten’s minimalist equipment seems incredibly apropos to me. So Cubetown!

Melissa Wilson

It took me a moment to realize what felt wrong about Marten… It’s the collar. Has he ever worn a collared shirt in a coffee house before? Or in any other non-formal situation?

Melissa Wilson

Posting in advance, to accommodate travel home, maybe?

Melissa Wilson

"I know her Perasonally!" While standing next to Marten. Liz, you are ... something awful. And I love you

Brittany Huckey

Wait it IS Thursday! I thought it was Wednesday

Mad Pooka

Huh. I guess Marten has to make a little $ ($CDN, actually) before he can get his own Mr. Burney.

ValdVin

Homer, that's your answer to everything, it's not happening!

Daryl Sawyer

Sign on the counter of open-all-hours corner grocery store [ 1950s] "Please do not sit your children on the bacon slicer. We are getting a little behind with our orders."

Charles Hirst

She has daughter privileges.

awgiedawgie

We can imagine, here, the possibility of seeing -- nay, meeting -- the espresso machine of Pintsize's dreams.

Ursus Ridens

I’m guessing it’s because Mood is Doom spelled backwards, after Coffee of Doom.

David Garrett

Marten is getting away with it for now because it appears that for some reason there is no other coffee in the whole burg (or is this one a berg?) -- except for Liz's, which is neither publicly available nor, we hear, very good.

Ursus Ridens

Nemesis -- what, Dr. Wobulus Milquetoast-Djello?

Ursus Ridens

I still don't get it :d

jarwain

I guess this guy doesn't keep up with the news.

jonesnori

Wait... a comic on Patreon on a Thursday? Jemphrey what time zone are you in?

Sammitch

Ah, Chekov’s panic attack. I will be waiting.

Mitch Megaw

Now I am waiting for Yay post break. She’s gonna plop ungraciously from a tree in front of Roko with sticks in her hair and then be all, “Oh, hey.”

Mitch Megaw

"Anxious Man! The greatest hero of them all!" (Couldn't resist the action man jingle in my head lol)

Kurist Zero

He's definitely dressed better...

Brenda Allen

She already did, but Hanners intercepted it.

enchantedsleeper

Sorry Liz. The counter is for glasses, not asses. Although I do like the confidence she's showing.

Paul Veselovsky

That does raise a different question: is that the reason that Pintsize couldn't travel to Canada, and does the new chassi he got from Internet Jerry mean that the ruling no longer applies?

Amelia Lewis

Food prep area! No bums on the counter!

Holly Nelson

I didn't even think about it until your comment. Nice catch

Luis E Gonzalez

I think Claire's job is to fight the organizational and administrative and personal nonsense, not "nonsensical research." She's not qualified to be a research director.

Chas Simmons

How long before Dora sends him a care package of live spiders?

Dean Reilly

But, it IS common knowledge that he and she are they, via the Cubetown newsletter that Moray sends out. So… -confused look-

Holly Nelson

Ah reverse psychology, I get it - if you allow Liz she wouldn’t do it!

Andrew

He probably doesn’t even have any spiders in the basement yet, like any decent coffee shop

Andrew

Is there a difference, really? xD

enchantedsleeper

Faye needs to make him a dinosaur that poops espresso.

enchantedsleeper

The whole non-profit aspect of Cubetown might be how Roko moves up here… and eventually they find Yay!

Miyaa

Liz! Butt off the counter, now! (sorry, former food worker showing)

Doc Gumby

Wait a minute... Mood coffee? Haha, I see what you did there. Long after everyone else did, I assume!

Richard Bennett

These puns are a pane. They're shattering my faith.

Edward Clayton Andrew

He needs to get with the Prague-ram

Magic Chopstick Games

They must only be allowed to team up when it is to save literally everything, everywhere

Magic Chopstick Games

He's just Russian to conclusions.

Robert L

Cloudflare security checks (the “I am not a robot” stuff) have been breaking RSS all over the place lately, it could be that 😕

Magic Chopstick Games

One might even call the tactic nonsensical.

BookBeard

Only to be considered once everything else goes out the window

Magic Chopstick Games

Self defenestration is a bad tactic.

Opus the Poet

Power move for Marten: phone Claire while the coffee is brewing :)

Stephen Wells

That sounds more Metal than Goth. Drummer guitar and eight string bass. Ambient Metal.

Opus the Poet

Moray/The Director said that Claire was qualified because she is "averse to nonsense" and that she would be "fighting the tide of nonsense", which suddenly sounds less like a job description and more like a vendetta against this guy in particular. I'm calling it now, Claire has a new nemesis. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4952

BookBeard

At first I thought Liz was working here but now it seems she just comes here to hang out with her new dad :)

Stephen Wells

I think the reason the setup is so bare bones is that Marten is working with only nonsentient machinery and in Cubetown that's slim pickings.

Stephen Wells

Go back to the first fifty pages if you want to see a change of art style.

Opus the Poet

I hope to go mad with power one day. Just being mad gets you nowhere.

Yelling Bird

Jeph took a break and returned refreshed :) also I think Marten has a slightly different hairstyle

Stephen Wells

Since Bubbles is a Mil-Spec body she's not "trafficking" so much as "traveling".

Opus the Poet

Faye's arms *are* pretty jacked...

Matthew Borus

If Marten doesn't 'fess up about being connectified to the Librarian, then Gremlin Liz is just gonna milk all that sweet, sweet bribery that she can. PintSize would be proud.

Michael Steamweed

It's CubeTown. Only the Gods Below know what that town wants from its new coffee shop.

Michael Steamweed

If Liz didn't get in trouble for arms trafficking (get it?), then the AIs should be fine. :D

Michael Steamweed

"Librarian Consort" :D I chortled at this!

Michael Steamweed

Is... Marten's hair different??

Jack Atherton

The hallmark of Jeph's work is he never goes a day without improving/ changing his style. It's why he's one of the best ever.

Kyle Stephens

I wonder if Faye and Bubbles traveling to Canada would run afoul of arms trafficking laws...

Captain Button

😬 I spelled it like my brother in law's name! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Thnx for pointing it out. Hooray for edit.

Carrie

Once it becomes known he's the Librarian Consort, he might need to scale up the business a bit. I wonder who his first hire will be...

Maurice Kessler

incidentally, is it possible the RSS broke?

Darryl Williams

anxious man is not a hot lady, or a robot, or a hot lady robot, but i like him regardless.

Boots McGoot

It doesn't appear to be common knowledge that Marten and The Librarian are an item. Hence why this guy is so eager to get info from Liz.

Packy Anderson

This is some quality Liz face

Uniquitous

So Marten is really launching a coffeeshop with a drip percolator and an electric kettle? Amazing. Will it be Claire or Liz (or someone else) who pushes him to be a bit less passive about this venture? Perhaps a visiting Faye who verbally slaps him around, then fabricates a bespoke espresso machine using leftovers from a particle collider?

Matthew Borus

Most things in Cubetown are.

Captain Button

I would love it if people just came in with little trinkets, hoping to gain Marten's favor in the hope it will also gain the Librarian's

Green

"Three Chaos Goblins" is the name of my next Goth band.

Captain Button

As someone who frequently says they want to die via orca, I am in favor of his plan

Green

I was thought of a different ghost story: Genesis - "Home By The Sea" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j6d7VeYvdQ (Ghosts sound like legitimate nonsensical research.)

Captain Button

Marten's coffee shop is a bit bare bones in its early days. Perhaps he will let the decorations and additions accumulate in a natural, organic manner. Since that's what CubeTown does.

Michael Steamweed

I disagree. Liz should *absolutely* team up with May and Yay. Especially May. The results will be awesome and nothing could go wrong.

Yonatan Zunger

Is it just me, or has there been a change in art style? Nifty!

Nessi505

Yes, his Nonsense is still Piled Higher and Deeper.

Michael Steamweed

so cute!

SilverbackRon

Marten

orange slice

Come on Marten, unless it's against a contract you have step up and clarify to ease the guys worries and get him a small caffeine fix.

Carrie

I love how the strip is exploring the way people’s reputations can be self-reinforcing, especially in small close-knit organizations.

John Anderson

Roko it is!

Drazi

Clinton gets the left eye twitch too. Perhaps it's a family affliction. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4231

BookBeard

I am all in favor of this time skip since it means we get more of our favorite gremlin.

SilverbackRon

This is a lot of not for profit organizations. They try to hire a CEO or ED with a high fallutin background who doesn't get the culture and is ineffective, when they really just need a person with basic knowledge of the organization and common sense to keep things together.

The World Famous Chocomerican

Hahaha "I'm not making that same mistake twice!"

SilverbackRon

He could go completely retro/hipster and have Folgers Crystals on the menu.

Sexagesimalian

I wonder if the coffeemaker is sentient, and annoyed by being bomped.

Sean Kinlin

Is it really bullshitting if your research is openly nonsensical?

Sean Kinlin

ohhhh the kettle is for tea. that makes much more sense!

LH

But what about the TomBots?!

Kenneth Carlile

It turns out that's all you need to compete with Tom Horbons.

BookBeard

Ocean Man, take me by the hand...

JacklynRabbit

„Also she likes to send messages in a secret level second interview by her blinks, but! coded in RSA, you crucially gotta keep track of that!“

Ísabel Pirsic

I like that Marten's coffee shop is pretty much a Mr. Coffee and an electric kettle. Gotta start somewhere!

Kenneth Carlile

Liz will have to change her name, though, to fit in.

enchantedsleeper

Jump into the sea is my go to anxiety response as well. Or hide under the table. Whatever proves more accessible at the moment.

Ingrid Nordbø

That quickly became apparent during the trip where they first met Liz, and that's the reason why Claire had to think hard about whether she was prepared to take the job at all.

enchantedsleeper

He's been planning his escape route for weeks. Ol' Boaty is his getaway driver.

BookBeard

The title summoned this from the lower reaches of my memory with nearly enough force to give me whiplash. Whee. :) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8KZN8-fdcw

Noah

Liz is giving Yay in this one

Charlie Rose

I sense that Jeph might have made 'Mood Coffee' so plain so that the backgrounds are easy to draw... xD

enchantedsleeper

That's your solution to everything! To move under the sea! It's not going to happen!

Tyler

Love the counter hop.

Adam Eaton

BOMP

Not that Patrick Foltz

I like where this is going so much for so many reasons

Thomas Halpin

Dollar says it's the only place he can get funding

Hope

So, Liz was not an outlier. The entire facility is a tire fire. Poor Claire.

Tannerbot

Jump into the sea when she seas you're bullshiting her

Eva Grimm

Wanna bet he's one of those people who isn't allowed to do his research anywhere else...

mathw

Now I want a comic of the three chaos gremlins!

Grace Kieser

She's definitely evolving as a goblin.

Jp

Liz must never be allowed to team up with May or Yay

Fart Captor

My guy, Cubetown may not be the right place to do your research if you're this high strung...

Grace Kieser

I love panel 2 Marten. So sanctimonious.

Jetboy The Mage


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