Directember: Nice
Added 2024-12-05 02:33:26 +0000 UTCYou know, I never did return to the “Faye is building Pintsize a big metal dick and balls” plot point. I should probably address that eventually. Or let it sit on the back burner for another 8 years, only for it to become a critically important plot device in 2032-era QC. Will QC still be going in 2032? Will civilization?
I like Faye's short hair here. I was also drawing her a lot thiccer back then. I should go back to that. It's cute. So far I have done very little drawing on this break, but I'm slowly learning what it's like to draw just for fun instead of because it's my job. Pretty neat!
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Pintsize probably keeps it in a glass case with a little mallet and a sign saying BREAK IF YOU GET LUCKY. Oh, and on permanent USB charge, just in case.
YsabetJustYsabet
2024-12-08 17:17:19 +0000 UTCStill having the DNS issue with the web page. It's there any summary of what the issue is and why it's taking so long to fix?
Ian MacLean
2024-12-07 22:54:30 +0000 UTCquestionablecontent.net is offline (saith Cloudflare) as of 12/06/2024 22:05
Ursus Ridens
2024-12-07 03:07:09 +0000 UTCProbably only one of several reasons.
Ursus Ridens
2024-12-07 02:16:01 +0000 UTCI AM LOVING these extended commentaries on old strips!!! Jeph's long overdue vacation is turning out AMAZING for this old school fan!!!! Thank you for all the awesome comics
PsychOut
2024-12-07 02:05:54 +0000 UTCYou know we met an AI boat and when Clair asked what it was for he said he wanted to fuck a boat do you think that's why he can't go to Canada anymore
James Lomele
2024-12-07 00:45:19 +0000 UTCMy favorite part of this arc is when Pintsize hands Bubbles the money and she says, "This money is 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙥 😨"
Mikey Bear
2024-12-06 16:43:38 +0000 UTCShould have been titled Dicktember amirite
Duncan
2024-12-06 14:29:14 +0000 UTCI don't know if I should be proud or ashamed for remembering that, either way cheers Bookie
Rohan Graetz
2024-12-06 03:20:53 +0000 UTCAs a formerly-thin and now moderately-thicc AFAB person who has been reading this strip since the beginning (WHAT) ... I was in the in-between stage and adjusting to my no-longer-skinny frame as your art developed, and I recall very much appreciating the “aerodynamically curvaceous” Faye, and how you never seemed to play her body type as in any way a negative. Representation!
Naufragous Kat
2024-12-06 03:19:19 +0000 UTCShe and Bubbles do a lot of strenuous work together. Also they run a robot repair shop.
Stephen Wells
2024-12-06 00:10:46 +0000 UTCI didn’t have a Gen Z or Alpha reference available at the time.
KA Cruise
2024-12-06 00:05:39 +0000 UTCOne or two strips actually showed it. It was of ridiculous proportions.
Yelling Bird
2024-12-05 23:11:00 +0000 UTC"Tuck it in"... Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Hurr hurr hurr.
David Pipes
2024-12-05 21:52:37 +0000 UTCOr the butt rocket.
legobil
2024-12-05 20:49:33 +0000 UTCMakes sense, that's why the existence of "landing strips."
Clifton Royston
2024-12-05 20:08:02 +0000 UTCPintsize was banned because his dick didn't pass the Canadian electrical safety and radio emission standards, and is also banned from Japan, South Korea, and most EU countries for the same reason.
Clifton Royston
2024-12-05 20:06:11 +0000 UTCWait,wait. SOME a of us are jonesing for the Little Roboduck that imprints on Pintsize. That idea was too good to lose!
Claudia D.
2024-12-05 20:04:30 +0000 UTC@Melissa Well now I do. @legobil A song by King Missile, back in uhhhh... 1992; I guess that's an oldie now.
Clifton Royston
2024-12-05 19:48:15 +0000 UTCI know I've seen it mentioned in the comments here before; the readership has been thinking about Pintsize's missing steel dick and coming up with various theories ever since this strip.
Clifton Royston
2024-12-05 19:41:51 +0000 UTCThat's it, dicks are now "landing gear."
Mirage the Fennec
2024-12-05 19:31:54 +0000 UTCWell, he has a new body now. I think Bubbles should find the box with it and go “WTH??” To Faye. Then there’s the plot point of him learning to tuck it in.
KA Cruise
2024-12-05 19:18:37 +0000 UTCIt is roaming around free, like the jet powered roomba.
Captain Button
2024-12-05 19:16:50 +0000 UTCWhen she first returns to Coffee Of Doom, Dora noted how buff she has gotten.
Captain Button
2024-12-05 19:12:42 +0000 UTCand she getting that sweet sweet AI lovin' on the regular w Bubs.
Technoir
2024-12-05 18:30:37 +0000 UTCObviously it’s either deployable or it’s a usb attachment
Joshua
2024-12-05 18:20:51 +0000 UTCThat was my assumption, too (and, I really thought she mentioned it at some point).
Matt Pedone
2024-12-05 18:15:13 +0000 UTCIt's up but awfully slow for me...
Hugh Eckert
2024-12-05 17:43:25 +0000 UTCIt's up but awfully slow for me...
Hugh Eckert
2024-12-05 17:40:38 +0000 UTCI am fully in favor of a revelation that Pintsize ordered his NuJunk in a bright shade of blue, and after a mishap involving an address mistake by the place that was doing the final anodizing on the equipment, it ended up as being the sex toy that appeared in the Watchmen TV series.
Halloween Jack
2024-12-05 17:39:56 +0000 UTCIt's up but awfully slow for me...
Hugh Eckert
2024-12-05 17:35:39 +0000 UTCTruly, one of the all-time outstanding contributions to webcomicdom. (or is that 'webcomicsub'? ain't sure.)
Michael Steamweed
2024-12-05 16:20:50 +0000 UTCi may be overthinking it but in my mind Fayes dimensions changed because she stopped drinking and started doing physical labor
Nick frost
2024-12-05 16:12:49 +0000 UTCChekhov's Dong.
William Cole
2024-12-05 15:26:37 +0000 UTCYeah I'm digging this so much
Aerin Moriarty
2024-12-05 14:12:23 +0000 UTCThank you for that, you reminded me I haven't re-read GWS in a hot minute 🥰
Aerin Moriarty
2024-12-05 14:11:55 +0000 UTCJust showing up every once in a while, slightly modified each time, always taking up that one workbench. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3502
BookBeard
2024-12-05 14:06:24 +0000 UTCIt was indeed "cumbarge". https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2348
BookBeard
2024-12-05 14:03:21 +0000 UTCA thiccer Faye but with her current face would be nice.
Mark
2024-12-05 13:58:31 +0000 UTCOr would he just wear it as a hat? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5073
BookBeard
2024-12-05 13:58:19 +0000 UTCThey CAN be, but Pintsize's isn't. He does have a conveniently placed USB port for attaching accessories though. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4685
BookBeard
2024-12-05 13:51:36 +0000 UTCGiven. What you’ve been doing for your posts, I wouldn’t mind Directember extending into Journaluary.
Michael
2024-12-05 13:15:42 +0000 UTCI had completely forgotten this was a thing, seems like you did too! Now that he has a 'real body' tho I'm not sure it matters as much any more. I'd assume AI bodies are anatomically correct or at least CAN be anatomically correct.
Joseph Loder
2024-12-05 12:49:19 +0000 UTCThat went over my head. The reference, not the detachable penis.
legobil
2024-12-05 12:45:18 +0000 UTCAnyone else have “Detachable Penis” playing in their head right now? 😝
Melissa Wilson
2024-12-05 12:44:26 +0000 UTCSo, to clarify… He’s *definitely* going to need to have it tailored to his new bod. Healthy average just won’t do. He requires a truly colossal shock-and-awe inducing apparatus.
Melissa Wilson
2024-12-05 12:38:59 +0000 UTCHopefully you chose to draw for a job *because* at some point you were having fun with it. I'm sorry you lost that fun for a while, and I'm glad you're finding it again!
Kith penDragon
2024-12-05 10:34:16 +0000 UTCThere she is! look i know Faye was never your favourite, but reading QC in my late teens / early 20s as i became more and more Fayeshaped was so beneficial for my self image. Now aspiring to her current buff status. x
Boots McGoot
2024-12-05 10:22:38 +0000 UTCPlus, she's quit drinking.
Dean Reilly
2024-12-05 09:31:40 +0000 UTCI’m sure there is an… Adapter available to resolve any… connection issues. A USB dongle for his metal dong.
legobil
2024-12-05 09:09:57 +0000 UTCDid you know Jeph is on vaca-
enchantedsleeper
2024-12-05 09:09:49 +0000 UTCWell, *now* he has a charge port there, but previously he would have. Although I think it would take a lot of soldering to get that to hold.
enchantedsleeper
2024-12-05 09:05:50 +0000 UTCHe said he was going to f*** a tugboat, so it returns to the plot when he is caught in flagrante with Ol' Boaty!
Stephen Wells
2024-12-05 07:20:33 +0000 UTCI remember the debut of buff butch Faye! I didn't realize she'd left. Also, QC web site appears to be down rn
Pejo
2024-12-05 07:17:50 +0000 UTCLmao I completely forgot that. Yeah it was something like cumbarge or cumsock. I. Don't honestly remember
Nick
2024-12-05 07:07:39 +0000 UTCTeamed up with Floating Slab Emitting a Faint Hum, Invisible Emu, Fairy With Reindeer, and Flying Roomba Family.
Pete
2024-12-05 06:47:33 +0000 UTChttps://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/special-winter-guest-zach-weinersmith
Pete
2024-12-05 06:39:38 +0000 UTCI joke with a friend that I've been reading this long enough to remember before the Thiccening of Faye (tm)
Aerin Moriarty
2024-12-05 06:31:00 +0000 UTCDrawing for fun!? Sooooo... butts? 🥰
Aerin Moriarty
2024-12-05 06:29:38 +0000 UTCSpeaking of which, I really want to know if French speakers really hate French as the Canadians speak it.
Miyaa
2024-12-05 06:28:53 +0000 UTCYes, but that makes it more interesting.
Miyaa
2024-12-05 06:26:48 +0000 UTCIf it isn’t attached, what do you think Pintsize will do with it? I’ll tell you what he is going to do with it. He will attach it. To his groin. I don’t even think he’s gonna conceal it. 🙃🙃🙃
legobil
2024-12-05 06:17:08 +0000 UTCI prefer to think that she gets more *ahem* exercise these days. Great motivator for healthier living too.
Matthias Urlichs
2024-12-05 06:08:07 +0000 UTCCan't have too many dick jokes
SpookyPenguin
2024-12-05 06:07:38 +0000 UTCIt seems like Otto Korrect "corrected" your dick.
Opus the Poet
2024-12-05 05:58:36 +0000 UTCOtto Korrect strikes again!
Opus the Poet
2024-12-05 05:55:37 +0000 UTCJust going to say Faye has been on the poverty diet for a while now and lost some body fat, so of course she's not as thicc.
Opus the Poet
2024-12-05 05:53:34 +0000 UTCwho says it's attached still? would you put it past him to just keep it in a drawer somewhere?
Gary Burke
2024-12-05 05:51:59 +0000 UTClol that feel when the first strip was posted and I realized I'd been reading this comic for over 2 decades. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-12-05 05:46:12 +0000 UTCnice... nice. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-12-05 05:45:14 +0000 UTCExcuse you, her name is Harriet you cumbarge (I think that's the insult she threw at Yelling Bird when her name came up, apologies if I just called you a cumbarge for no reason)
Rohan Graetz
2024-12-05 05:37:03 +0000 UTCAlso, would Faye really dare give Pintsize a giant metal dildo now that he is in a humanoid body?
legobil
2024-12-05 05:33:49 +0000 UTC8 years ago?! Oh god.
legobil
2024-12-05 05:32:13 +0000 UTCAnd there's a hole in the bottom of the box, it has escaped and gone to rampage through the city.
FuzzyDragon Cosplay
2024-12-05 05:22:25 +0000 UTCLol, no it was a bit of self censorship. But a robo-duck running around would be hilarious too.
FuzzyDragon Cosplay
2024-12-05 05:20:57 +0000 UTCI was in "giggling about a big metal dick" mode and was not mentally prepared for "Will civilization [still be going in 2032]?" Fair question, though.
Lisa
2024-12-05 05:10:55 +0000 UTCI wouldn't put it past Pintsize to have requested that functionality
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-12-05 04:52:22 +0000 UTCThe owner's manual is only in English, so it can't be imported to Canada.
Mad Marie
2024-12-05 04:40:04 +0000 UTC"So Faye: I haven't heard anything about that commission you were doing for me. Did you forget about it?" "Oh don't worry, Pintsize. It's so friggin good, it's still coming."
Mad Marie
2024-12-05 04:36:46 +0000 UTCWhen I checked the other day it was up and running, so hopefully it's just a blip that'll get fixed soon!
Green
2024-12-05 04:24:18 +0000 UTCThe Faye who works at Union Robotics fixing up iconic Robot Gladiators like Punchbot and Seven is Actually a robot that the Real Faye built as a decoy right before she went into hiding.
Green
2024-12-05 04:22:46 +0000 UTCI'm guessing that "duck" may have been a typo but I do like the idea of a duck imprinting on Pintsize and Pintsize taking on the responsibility of being a Duck Mama to a level of uncharacteristic seriousness and dedication.
Green
2024-12-05 04:18:44 +0000 UTCThat's where the time jump should start from after the break. Straight to the day Faye has finally completed the job, right to the moment where it is about to be unveiled for the first time for the whole world to see.
Green
2024-12-05 04:16:12 +0000 UTCIt would be hilarious if Martin goes to open a box he hadn't gotten to yet, and pintsize's duck pops up out of the box and hids in the apartment like a rat.
FuzzyDragon Cosplay
2024-12-05 04:00:08 +0000 UTCAnd everything is air droppable, at least once.
Carl G Knoblock
2024-12-05 03:57:46 +0000 UTCThat reminds me of conversations many years ago about mouse balls. That was before the infrared revolution.
Carl G Knoblock
2024-12-05 03:45:42 +0000 UTCNiiiice!
Melissa Wilson
2024-12-05 03:44:11 +0000 UTCNIIIIIIIICE!
Melissa Wilson
2024-12-05 03:43:04 +0000 UTCJust like everything is disposable, if you can get it into a dumpster! 🤣
Melissa Wilson
2024-12-05 03:40:48 +0000 UTCI’m sure it was absurdly oversized to begin with, so it’s merely a healthy average size for his more human-standard self now. I have already thought WAY too much about this. …I’m just discovering I may have a latent crush on Pintsize…
Melissa Wilson
2024-12-05 03:38:28 +0000 UTCI get the errors sometimes, and other times it loads. just fine. Using left and right arrows to move through pages will work for a few pages and then it will fail.
Carl G Knoblock
2024-12-05 03:35:27 +0000 UTCMaybe Pintsize is looking to get the genitalia installed on his current chassis. Propriety (a curse he seems to have acquired with his new body) may suggest making it retractable, like landing gear.
Czarzhan
2024-12-05 03:34:45 +0000 UTCNice
WinglessRayven
2024-12-05 03:33:44 +0000 UTCThe dick comes up for sale on eBay as the classic work of the legendary artist Faye, who mysteriously vanished in the coverup of the Illegal Robot Gladiator Scandal. Since she is presumed dead, it is much more valuable.
Captain Button
2024-12-05 03:31:52 +0000 UTCSomeone's home, anyway.
Sleepy John
2024-12-05 03:27:34 +0000 UTCPintsize's Robot Dick was hilarious, wish it would have been a thing. Side note, did you take the QC website down during your break? All of a sudden starting on Dec 1, I am getting Cloudfare 522 errors where it can't connect to the Host server.
Blake
2024-12-05 03:16:37 +0000 UTCJeph is drawing for fun? OMG, he's entered the "Lar Zone"!
kaitou
2024-12-05 03:16:34 +0000 UTCPintsize yearns for the day he can take his balls and go home.
Sean Kinlin
2024-12-05 03:15:43 +0000 UTCThe duck would look ridiculous on chibi-Pintsize but would be very tiny on modern-day Pintsize. He also would have problems pronouncing ducks as well as tijubasas.
Miyaa
2024-12-05 03:13:52 +0000 UTCRoballs
Sean Kinlin
2024-12-05 03:12:02 +0000 UTCFaye in that second panel is so hot and cool looking, I love that pose and her expression. God I just love her. She's a delight.
Anton
2024-12-05 03:09:06 +0000 UTCMe, I have been waiting for Teh Further Adventures of Bembo and Sexula. E.g., episode 37 -- "Bembo abandons the siege of Glargopolis because of the capital gains tax implications of looting the temple. Sexula eats cereal."
Ursus Ridens
2024-12-05 03:08:12 +0000 UTCFor some reason this reminds me of what I had expected when Pintsize to happen when he upgraded to a more human appearing body. I thought he'd get into some hysterical sex hijinks and jokes culminating with a truly appalling (drum roll) hijinks that resulted in every higher power imaginable returning him to his classic form with very legal restrictions against him ever seeing any kind of upgrade ever again.
Steve McSheffrey
2024-12-05 03:06:34 +0000 UTCIt will? Clank?
Ursus Ridens
2024-12-05 03:04:42 +0000 UTCSo will the dick need to be tailored to Pintsize's new body? That'd be another $69 AND a way of having it disappear for a few more years.
Yelling Bird
2024-12-05 03:03:56 +0000 UTCFor me, It's taking forever to load but it's coming through.
Ursus Ridens
2024-12-05 03:03:46 +0000 UTCThis is when Faye and I had the same hair
Rachel Maeroff
2024-12-05 02:57:05 +0000 UTCAnything's compatible if you try, er, hard enough.
Simon Green
2024-12-05 02:56:54 +0000 UTCJust put it on a shelf in the background in one comic set in the workshop with a sign above it saying 'unpaid' or something like that. Nice and subtle.
Simon Green
2024-12-05 02:56:10 +0000 UTCHonestly, I prefer this version of Pintsize. The human-analog of Pintsize is just, I dunno, meh.
Kevin McCarthy
2024-12-05 02:54:40 +0000 UTCPintsize probably will have to extra again to pay for the adaptor to his new body.
Anthony Sammons
2024-12-05 02:48:41 +0000 UTCNot because it's obscene, but because it's not compatible with local outlets.
Diptych
2024-12-05 02:48:33 +0000 UTCNo one can resist... The Funny Sex Number! Muahahahaha!
Doc Gumby
2024-12-05 02:46:41 +0000 UTCDon't worry Jeph, the readers won't let you forget Pintsize's Giant Robo-dick.
William Cole
2024-12-05 02:46:32 +0000 UTCIs something going on with the QC website? I've been getting errors and partial pages the past 3 days.
Brent J. Nordquist
2024-12-05 02:46:17 +0000 UTCFor the sake of efficiency I've combined two unknowns and decided that Pintsize *did* receive the giant metal dick and that's why he's banned from Canada.
BookBeard
2024-12-05 02:45:26 +0000 UTCYeah just figuring that out now
Ash359
2024-12-05 02:43:57 +0000 UTCThick and extremelly butch Faye>>>>> Everything
Víctor A. Torre
2024-12-05 02:43:26 +0000 UTCJeph is on vacation. He is not drawing any new strips, but he is re-posting old strips and giving commentary, as a retrospective. this strip is #3503 from seven year ago-ish. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3503
SilverbackRon
2024-12-05 02:43:01 +0000 UTCApparently so. Specifically, you missed the announcement that Jeph would be doing directors commentary on old comics during his month-long vacation.
BookBeard
2024-12-05 02:42:00 +0000 UTCWe actually saw Faye working on it at one point, and it was comically large, like 2 feet long
Nick
2024-12-05 02:41:11 +0000 UTCThicc Faye is honestly a life goal, so I say bring back the chunk. Big girls cuddle better.
Anthony Gaglianese
2024-12-05 02:40:56 +0000 UTCIn my headcanon, they ended up attached to the flying Roomba. It messes with the aerodynamics a bit, but it looks MAGNIFICENT.
Danny Beans
2024-12-05 02:40:51 +0000 UTCyessss thicc faye!!!
marty aka spockblocked
2024-12-05 02:40:36 +0000 UTChahaha, that would be so funny. Or a random page that links to a guest strip and he talks about one of his artist friends?
SilverbackRon
2024-12-05 02:40:22 +0000 UTCNope….. you brought it up and reminded us. You need to finish it now. And it will actually work much better now that Pintsize. Has a humanoid body. 😁
Tom Wells
2024-12-05 02:40:19 +0000 UTCJeph is on vacation for the month and doing reruns with commentary
Adam Friedlander
2024-12-05 02:40:11 +0000 UTCPintsize is delightfully predictable
Tannerbot
2024-12-05 02:39:27 +0000 UTCnice
Julia Allen-Hesse
2024-12-05 02:38:48 +0000 UTCNICE!! I thought we got the money shot with the big mental dick. I'm sure BookBeard will know one way or the other.
Andrew Mitchell
2024-12-05 02:38:36 +0000 UTCnice!
Thomas Baxter
2024-12-05 02:37:27 +0000 UTCWhat do we think are the odds of Jeph getting a random yelling bird comic and us getting a lore drop on yelling bird and sweet-tits backstory?
Nick
2024-12-05 02:37:13 +0000 UTCThe last line never fails to crack me up, especially the exasperated emphasis on "nice"
Zig Justice
2024-12-05 02:37:09 +0000 UTCUnion Robotics After Dark: The Formative Years.
ValdVin
2024-12-05 02:37:04 +0000 UTCNice.
Emily Kapor-Mater
2024-12-05 02:37:03 +0000 UTCWait when did he get his old body back? Did I miss something?
Ash359
2024-12-05 02:36:40 +0000 UTCnice
Brendan Luster
2024-12-05 02:36:17 +0000 UTC69 bucks got a pair of robotic balls is a pretty good deal
R S
2024-12-05 02:36:07 +0000 UTC
