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OMG Turkeys 2024

new fan favorite Glemissa

OMG Turkeys 2024

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Dreadful. Please continue

Duncan

We always cook duck for Thanksgiving. I feel so seen.

Billy

It sounds to me like an Emily-bestowed name

Mark Eichin

For the record: I have loved ALL the new characters for the past however many years! You've been killing it with new characters!

PsychOut

...Glemissa is a loon, isn't she?

Joseph Houk

They actually changed their name! It's Türkiye now!

Alcaria Swain

I too would be deeply concerned if the country of Turkey collectively fucked one duck.

Dissociated Women Incorporated

One must first clearly identify what a goose means by "the best of intentions." Or is Glemissa a duck? Ducks are sometimes sincere but geese rarely ever are.

OldGoat

We are one step closer to OMG Turducken

Anthony Phillips

From Mossyoaks dot com: “Are Eider ducks good to eat? Eiders have a somewhat well-deserved reputation for not being particularly fine table fare, unless you're one of those odd individuals that happens to like anchovies and liver.” I’m crossing seaducks off my alternative thanksgiving menu!

Miyaa

It's a top-quality dad joke. I'm about it.

TwoRavens

... and then they all clucked?

BookBeard

i'm in this comic and i don't (do) like it

Boots McGoot

Do you think things are lining up for a threesome with a chicken?

Donna Flint

The Disco Duck?

Donna Flint

eh, I manage to avoid a lot of that sort of advertising, so even that doesn't get through to me... and also, I don't really associate black friday deals with thanksgiving, to me it is just some marketing gimmick from some other shit they are trying to import into Aus.

Bridgette Ryan

Well waddle you know, a new character!

Matthew Rose

He said QC would run until the end of November

enchantedsleeper

This and Black Friday, but nowadays Black Friday deals run for so long that it doesn't help with the actual date.

enchantedsleeper

I also look forward to Fart Captor's horny comment

Bagge

As opposed to the turkeys, who will go gobblin' mode.

BookBeard

I was so worried there wouldn’t be a turkey comic this year because of the break, but I didn’t want to put pressure on Jeph by asking. I’m so relieved and pleased.

Peter Davoust

Don’t forget us randoms not knowing how to spell Glimessas name correctly.

legobil

All I can add is "à l'Orange"!

BobC

I'll buy one from Oz mate

Steve Prowse

Shoulda gone for the Common Loon so I can hear the sound as I read the comic, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ENNzjy8QjU

Steve Prowse

Well that would just be ridiculous. ... although now you mention it Jeph has clearly been foreshadowing a Pintsize/Momo/Duck polycule since at least 2020... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4399 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5073

BookBeard

OMG I SHIP THEM

Bagge

Ima just wait here for Fart Captor's horny comment, & BookBeard referencing OMG Turkeys 2009 that hinted at Glemissa's arrival today

Pejo

She's gonna change her name to Glissa to make it easier to pronounce

Pejo

Oh i love her already

Aerin Moriarty

Don't ducks usually lie? (bonus points to anyone who knows the reference)

Sean Kinlin

To be completed next year.

Opus the Poet

Otto Korrect keeps changing both of the words to duck for me.

Opus the Poet

I'm holding my breath for a shouting bird cameo. :-D. A guy can dream.

Craig P Steffen

All ducks are plotting something.

William Cole

Time to get down!

Sean Kinlin

Duck! Incoming fowl puns!

kaitou

I believe I also have a crush on her.

Yelling Bird

Eider way she's a good egg

Shinymelon Fearnow

I hope this whole thing was just a setup for the Eider pun. 👏👏👏

Dallas Hicks

Sometimes "filler content" gets you to Friday...

Polymathic Man

Is she really all she's quacked up to be?

Alias Fakename

Do do the duck?

Drazi

But wouldn't they be introduced in reverse order of appearance? Which is to say, lexical order?

Amelia Lewis

Normally I'm neutral to negative about the turkeys but this is effing HILARIOUS

Julie Chan

LOL

Julie Chan

Please do not the duck.

TheAnimatedGamer

The bottom text might be the worst pun ever written. Claire would be so proud.

BookBeard

QC is like the only way I am even vaguely aware of turkey-day.

Bridgette Ryan

😆😆😆

Vilinda

Shhh... Don't give away this year's big punchline.

Tinwhisker

Please, Turkey, do not fuck the duck.

Alcaria Swain

Glemissa looks like she's plotting something...

Doc Gumby

The OMG turkeys may be the most beloved of holiday traditions.

VideoBrew

Oh no. The Turducken begins!

Vilinda

That reference? I get it.

Joseph Houk

https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/OMG_Turkeys

Tudza

my new ship!

David Borne

Glemissa, like from Wicked?

Wynn Donivan

...AND THEN THEY ALL GOBBLED

voyager-ngc5195

Stop it Jeph! You’re supposed to be taking a break!

SalsaBeard

Glemissa, my beloved

KingAtticus

Two years from now she’ll go goblin mode

Magic Chopstick Games

same, turkey #2

Tamara Macadam

Fourth pic is chat in a nutshell whenever a new character is introduced.

Shawn K. Younkin


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