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Sanguine Socket Layer

Thank you so much for all the kind comments on my "taking a break" post. Y'all are the best possible fans anyone could ever ask for, and I am so grateful for your presence and support. :)

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Holy crap @Miyaa that was hilarious!

SilverbackRon

@el_zilcho all of ‘em, honestly

Magic Chopstick Games

WHAT?! Come on, you can't leave us with half a story. Especially as our main story teller has just left the building.

SilverbackRon

I hope we haven't seen the last of Anh.

SilverbackRon

A break is totally deserved, we all need breaks!

Ariana

What happened to Aurelia's white streaks? 😂

Ariana

@el_zilcho Layer √-1 : the Metaphysical Layer

David Paul

Yes, Enchanted puts it best. This is to me the most hopeful evidence that Yay will come back to us. Also, they are just too much fun with *SO* many possibilities for hijinks! I don't think Jeph can resist that fertile ground for too long. Although, he could do the whole moving to Cubetown arc first... sniff ... sniff...

SilverbackRon

better yet, auto-repost of a Best of Steve

Joe

OK, show of hands now: who else would love to see a Yay-Bembo crossover?😁

Peter Shaw

Going to go log into my Library of America volume of Mad Magazine...

Ursus Ridens

This discussion has been personally relevant and quite informative -- but, geez, people, we're an unhealthy bunch, ain't we just. (And take care of yourselves, folks. Especially Bookbeard -- we'd be lost for back-references without you.)

Ursus Ridens

Brilliant! But Jeph -- agree with all hypotheses until...well, we'll see.

Ursus Ridens

I have been imagining that Azathoth and Mr. Smooches went with Yay to....wherever they went. Somewhere where they can still have walikes, I'd guess. I do not like to think of the dogs having been stashed in, oh, say, Oddgizzrds's Off-Dimensional Pet Motel.

Ursus Ridens

Or do a Dinosaur Comics for the month - same panels, different plot.

Leak

You do totally deserve a break. I'm still on the edge of my seat for the Yay plotline of course.

Spell Craft

Create a comic Steve eating Cereal for 4 panels and have it post every day for a month.

Jax

At the risk of walking into spoiler territory, I find it very hard to imagine Yay abandoning their dogs.

mike stone

https://youtu.be/y1IE9zLKBrw?si=UfvoSM2P0HCwSLXJ

Miyaa

I’m not entirely sure what layer of the OSI model ghostly shrieks are on

el_zilcho

Been reading this comic since I was a teen and often take for granted how consistent and comforting your work is, if anyone ever deserves a break it's you JJ.

Tjcarp

intreaging

Boots McGoot

It wouldn't do us any harm.

Hugh Eckert

I had a flip-phone first, then a smart phone. Perhaps one day I will return to the flip-phone.

Hugh Eckert

Get some pure uranium Hold it to your cranium Burn and glow, die real slow! Oh oh oh ohhhh...

Hugh Eckert

Transsylvanian Count Protokul - Impaler Protokul

Hugh Eckert

I am definitely spending December wondering if my insurance will let me use Amazon for all my medical supplies. (I’m afraid they’ll say absolutely yes.)

Miyaa

colleage of legeands

Jeph Jacques

If you haven't seen it already, there's a "Webcomic Artist Bingo" card floating around Bluesky. Seemed relevant.

Halloween Jack

Is that what's going on with the DNS on the website? Is the eldriditch AI tech support gone to the wind? Has your webmaster refused to give the server a drop of blood?

Nathan Hinchey

The modem/AP I got from Scumcast does have a speaker and microphone so you can use their voice command service. I disabled both of them.

Orion Rhine

You deserve a break, of course!! But I came here to mention that I’ve been remarkably worried about Yah. (Yes, I know… fictional character, yadda yadda yadda.) Can you throw us a bone, even a little bitty one? Please let Yay (and everyone else) be OK in the end. :-) I don’t know if I’ll make it a month hiatus, wondering. :-)

Soupy

It's actually cheaper for me to pay full price for BG strips and lancets via Amazon than pay the copay on their preferred brands. Insulin pen needles too. Health insurance is bullshit.

BookBeard

I can imagine Jeph spending the month abroad at all sorts of holiday destinations and rating them on their coffee or tea beverages. Japan is going to be tough because I’m not sure onsens will let him drink coffee while soaking in the hot springs.

Miyaa

It's OK, Jeph, we're just greedy. We know that we'll get more comics out of you in the long run by you staying healthy than by you burning out... I meant to be ironic but OMG that looks cold-blooded when I put it like that! Stay well, have a good break and we'll be waiting for you! Besides, I haven't done a proper archive trawl for a while, so this is the chance.

Mark

Bathed in the youth of her gentlemen callers, maybe?

allanfranta

To gently repurpose a truism of electrical engineering, “Any circuit can be a speaker. Once.”

Magic Chopstick Games

I dunno, Todd. Midnight chanting and sacrifices to the SCSI bus in order to assure proper termination and throughput are just _so_ last century, you know?

Amelia Lewis

Nice.

Uniquitous

BC/BS hates CGMs, you have to practically prove you'll die without one before they'll even partially cover it. But then for me they also only cover one brand of glucose meter with its attendant lancet and test strip, so I can't expect too much I suppose. I really don't understand it, for me personally I am *far* more likely to look at my phone regularly than I am to pull out a test kit and go through all the finger sticking and assorted crap. Plus the CGM will let me know when I'm too high or too low without me having to test to find out. (I actually have a FS3, I forgot that I had upgraded several months ago.)

JCfromNC

Calling it now, Yay is hiding in Aurelia's router

Nulgar

@James C you're one anthill away from remaking Hex.

David Paul

I did tech support for years, and now I want to start building speakers into routers, for this reason... Also, network engineering, for me, has always seemed like it needs a collection of melty candles and a big old ram's skull (or vegan alternative)

James C

We are very kind and supportive, it's true. That said: *colleagues

Boots McGoot

I have "A Drop of Nelson's Blood" in my head now...

enchantedsleeper

And I think a bunch of people joined just to heart and comment ^^

enchantedsleeper

I think it's a bit different having a character go off-panel for a while versus one who has an entire storyline around them specifically disappearing. But that doesn't mean we'll find out what happened any time soon. It does mean that we will find out.

enchantedsleeper

Isn't there a difference between a flip phone (the 00s kind) and a folding phone (which is what Aurelia has)?

enchantedsleeper

Maybe Jeph has had enough of the bacon jokes xD

enchantedsleeper

Damn,. Robert, you owe me some screen wipes for that. Well played sir.

Adrian Challinor

We were all very nice about the break-taking. I'm hoping this means we get more Anh when you get back. :)

Chris Warren

Transsylvanian Count Protokul?

Robert Heinig

LOL, y'all, yes to all of it!

K C

At least we gets one more OMG TURKEYS 2024. The Canadian version would involve the Canadian Jay (aka the Grey Jay).

Miyaa

This title is S-tier, Jeph - the 8th layer is sanguine.

Aussie Jim

There’s more than one way to generate audio, depending on how creatively you can abuse electrical components!

Dissociated Women Incorporated

HemaTological Transfer Protocol

Magic Chopstick Games

I used to work at a place where the walls would bleed. Never did figure out where it was coming from. Good location though.

Yelling Bird

Is the ink dry on the trademark application?

Andrew

The router transfers youth from her children whenever they are in wifi range

Andrew

In more civilised jobs in more civilised countries, vacation time is guaranteed. You should take at least 2 consecutive weeks every year to recharge and refresh. I would suggest 6 weeks spread across the whole year. Obviously for us fans it would be nice if you got guest strips or pre-drew some stuff, for some of that time, but if you didn't we would still cope and would be back for more when the vacation is over. Relax Jeph, you more than earned this.

Adam Price

Bembo Shipping! With Blackjack! And Pirates!

Captain Button

@JCfromNC • Dexcom is pretty good. Libra Freestyle 3 is continuous; 2 is technically not as it requires you to actively monitor it, and I know with Blue Cross & Blue Shield, that’s what they want you to do. They think true continuous glucose systems will generate a set it and forget it mentality. (And they aren’t totally wrong about that.) Maybe see if your insurance company will allow you to upgrade to 3.

Miyaa

I love my CGM. I just wish my insurance also loved it and would help pay for it, so that I could afford to use a DEXCOM. The Libre Freestyle II leaves a few things to be desired, IMO.

JCfromNC

But if you're Type II and using insulin, you'd still need to measure BG to know how much insulin to use.

JCfromNC

Literally subscribed to the Patreon to be able to comment that you deserve a break! Have loved the comic for years and don’t mind a break at all. Get some well deserved rest and recuperation.

Zac0118

A D-router you'd like to...?

Elizabeth Rosenzweig

That's what makes it so creepy. The router shouldn't have been able to do that.

Olaf

You could doctor-shop. For Type 2 diabetes, current evidence indicates that the fingerstick tests don't improve outcomes over measuring A1C quarterly or so.

Carl Fink

Of course 🖤 This comic means so much to me, the last thing I'd want is for you to burn out on it. Don't drown yourself bringing the ship to shore and all that.

Mortimer Langford

I didn't get the memo either.

Opus the Poet

I did tech support for years, and unless they made some things have been changed drastically routers don't have audio output to shriek with.

Opus the Poet

Enjoy your break! Thanks for all the years of great comics so far.

Bruce Alan Horn

Corrected, thank you.

Tim Eldred

Bembo slashfic!

Todd Ellner

No, no. From my years in tech support and network engineering this is perfectly normal

Todd Ellner

Dang it. Brain said it correctly, fingers biffed the delivery.

Sammitch

*their

BookBeard

Turns out Yay has cocooned themselves in Aurelia's network, and the blood sacrifice is their mental health crisis leaking out.

Sammitch

*they

djellafine

So true!

SilverbackRon

Considering how long some QC characters can be gone, (seen Brun lately) it might be a while before they come back. Although I have to say, making a comic specifically about Roko being sad about Yay's absence does make me think Jeph has Yay on the mind too. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5441

SilverbackRon

See! It's catchin' on!!

Thomas Baxter

Hang on, I gotta beep boop with my fleep floop!

SilverbackRon

Sure, but don't try to trick it. That's akin to those drug test results telling cishet men that they're negative for controlled substances, but also pregnant

ValdVin

I didn't realize it's been TWENTY YEARS - good gourd, enjoy your break! ❤️

Jennifer Doyle

Golden opportunity for Bembo fanfic!

Quinn

@BookBeard • It’s actually uranium near your cranium, like the Team Fortress 2’s engineer.

Miyaa

MommyMilkers is no stranger to creating new fetishes.

BookBeard

And then the blood glucose meter glows with eldritch runes and gives off a faint smell of brimstone. Wait, that's not just happening to me, right?

BookBeard

I was watching a TikTok video about an RV couple who changed out their RV’s locks with a high tech keypad one, but they said they think biometrics locks for the RV lifestyle are coming in the next decade. So Aurelia is ahead of the times.

Miyaa

Pretty quick dye job, they were there in the previous comic lol

BookBeard

See you should go to the continuous glucose monitoring. I’ve only had to repoke every fortnight, though I hear there are some GCMs that have a year long period between pokes.

Miyaa

Hey man, you deserve it. I'll miss Bembo's nonsense over the holidays, but everyone deserves time to recharge.

K C

Dyed, perhaps?

Doc Gumby

Eh, I give a machine a drop of my blood twice a day (diabetic)

Marc Moskowitz

She needs to use the Uncanny Sucking Blood port.

kaitou

The requirement for a drop of the user’s blood can be bypassed by their creation of a small fetish made of chicken bones under the light of the moon.

William Burns

Embracing new things keeps you young. Aurelia's hair isn't even grey anymore!

Dean Reilly

Just noticed the grey streaks in Aurelia's hair are missing.

BookBeard

Are we all required to have flip phones past a certain age, and as usual I did not get the memo, or is it strictly a parent thing?

Olaf

Man, I've been reading your comic for a few years now, and even went back to the very first one and read them all in order when I first started. I loved every one of them and couldn't wait for the next one! That being said, take all the time you need. It's really helpful to rest and relax to recharge your creative batteries, so that just means the wait will be at least 7x worth it later on! Besides, after 20+ years, I'd say you've earned it. 😎 Thank you for the fantastic stories and awesome characters all these years. 20 years fly by real fast sometimes, eh?

Justin Howe

And best believe there will be another vacation next year!

Xionwalker

I don't even want a DILF, let alone a MILF...

Steve McSheffrey

There's that eLdRiTcH security. When Yay locks down a network they do NOT fuck around. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4593

BookBeard

Hate me all you want, but Aurelia is on trend here. We'll all be rocking flips soon enough. We'll say thing like "Hold on I gotta flip my flop" and "Wait! My flip is floopin'" and "Did your fleep floop?" This is how we all end up "fleeping on our floops". Mark my words.

Thomas Baxter

Yeah, that was my thought. I'm just glad it's a whole month. Anything less would've been too little.

Xionwalker

The phone was obviously and totally flipping out.

BobC

i hope yay is still out there. ive literally had dreams about them, its becoming a problem (im dead serious)

Tamara Macadam

Don’t we all

chili sunrise

yay

Cozy

“The files are IN the computer??”

chili sunrise

I guess Yay craves blood of hot milfs

Andrea Andrew

They want a drop of blood? What is she trying to do connect to wifi or is she trying to start a membership with Blockbuster or what?

Shawn K. Younkin

Time for Parliamentary elections

Bill Silvia

So that's where Yay is. The router.

SpookyPenguin

Claire does technically have an IT degree, at least in some classification systems. Granted, the central technology of her studies was books, but those still count!

Diptych

I’m willing to consider this proof that Yay is just hiding in a bush somewhere

chili sunrise

Oh good, if there's evidence Yay's still around, this is it.

Randall Norman Pick

It even made ME happy to see how many of us tapped the heart on that last post.

Gerald

That's just Yay just showing they still care.

Tim Eldred

No jeph, if we were real fans we would have known you hadn’t had a vacation in so long and we WOULD HAVE FORCED YOU

Emmu Lah

I mean, 3 factor authentication is probably more secure...

Tannerbot

Way to eldritch up her phone there, Yay. Hmph!

Doc Gumby


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