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Physical Conditioning

my ass and hips are SO SORE from yoga this morning lmao I feel you Mar-bear

Physical Conditioning

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That's #4691, the one I posted accidentally. Also, Emmett is they/them.

BookBeard

I remember a post where Bubbles sees Emmett completely encased in their hoodie, and wishes she had one in which to hide herself. Anyone have a reference number?

alphanor

Cold/cool water also helps flatten down the hair's cuticle, like how cool water helps close up skin pores. Conditioner and then cool water is very helpful for hair after previous scrubbing and warm water with shampoo!

Watson

Conditioner helps the hair's cuticle flatten down, thus leading to smoother, less tangled hair. The glaze for your hair would be some brands of cheaper hair products which essentially add a wax layer to make it look shiny like apples in the grocery store. Conditioner is not necessary for hair at the root since your natural scalp oils generally keep it nice and smooth and shiny, but conditioner is useful for the longer lengths of hair.

Watson

I'm loving Momos new look. If not for the speech box, I'd believe she was human. Which I think is a conversation she'd love to hash out with Hannelore or Roko. She's loved reading about A.I. history, so the idea of her subconsciously trying to look human is a neat little idea. Maybe a comic or two where someone mistakes her for a human, and it gets her thinking.

Michael Opinante

Started with Momo[0].

Ursus Ridens

She's a computer though, so she might have started counting at zero.

BookBeard

Thank you for minimizing my chronic pain. 😒

Melissa

Same!

SilverbackRon

@Ursus It would actually be Momo[3], as this is her third chassis.

SilverbackRon

I don't think I'd noticed that she got a flesh-toned chassis.

Marc Ducharme

Have you seen a cocktai umbrella? One is not enough. I’m imagining multiples. Also, make sure they are not made of paper.

legobil

I thought I was replying to BookBeard. Also, BookBeard, May's tijubas are front and center a couple cartoons later. She's writing with a pen, and then Jeph clearly shows her storing the pen in her cleavage. It remains until the end. Cute.

dcy665 .

Thank you so much. I would have taken a long time to find it. You perform a necessary service, and you do it well

dcy665 .

"Tall Momo" as she got a new chassis around when Marigold got her new house.

Stephen Wells

If Dale is the cool BF I think he is, he never lets the house run out of Diet Dr. Pepper.

ValdVin

I have not seen this error (USA, Win10 laptop, Firefox).

ValdVin

Shower water goes like, -everywhere- though. Seems like it would be easier to eat donuts in a bath.

Shawn Spencer

Golly, I forgot about Momo's electrical-discharge capability. Let's hope that her current chassis still has something like that.

Ursus Ridens

Gah. I'll never be able to eat a Tibetan dumpling again.

Ursus Ridens

Wait -- that's _Momo_?? Momo[2], I guess..

Ursus Ridens

came right up to the comic for me

Joe

Same here, no comic, just a forum page, and the link to the main comic page just goes back to the forum page.

Opus the Poet

Now I just want donuts. Though, to be fair, I always want donuts.

Alex Ives

A cocktail umbrella for each donut.

prettydragoon

Me too.

Ian MacLean

Jeph, do you know that https://questionablecontent.net/ is going to a forum page instead of the daily comic? It’s been a couple of days now.

Thomas Beckett

I agree, Melissa. I have two artificial hips and now my shoulders are going, yoga gives me panic mode too.

Doc Gumby

Momo's expression in panel two is *chef's kiss*

Doc Gumby

I do yoga via Apple Fitness+ and if a particular pose or movement is beyond me, I just don't do it. Jessica Skye still smiles at me regardless. (I'll know that AI is getting out of hand when she starts frowning at me and going, "Come on, I know that you can hold downward facing dog longer than that.")

Halloween Jack

Elliot could make an absolute fortune on Doughnly Fans...

BookBeard

Doesn't fit the Burger Oni persona? But how else is she to display her vast power if not by attending pathetic human yoga classes!? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4620

BookBeard

"I'm too inflexible/hurt/scarred to do Yoga" is like saying "I'm too dirty to take a shower" Every (good) Yoga instructor will tell you if you do 10% of the pose correctly, you're getting 100% of the benefit.

John Smutko

A shame Marigold, May, and Momo weren’t invited.

Andrea Andrew

both is good dot gif

Pejo

I had the same question - was the suggestion to stream the yoga or the shower? I don't think yoga would fit the Burger Oni persona, but eating donuts in the shower certainly would! I guess the critical question is, would the filters work on someone in a shower? :^)

Christopher Beer

I thought that was achieved by buying one three sizes too big?

JCfromNC

Eating baked goods while showering would be some, um, interesting content. Not sure if Burger Oni is on the sorts of services that would be permitted on, though.

JCfromNC

If you're doing yoga but it still feels bad after many sessions, please consider two things, no idea if they apply to you: #1 a different yoga instructor #2 not eating added sugar most days. For me and *some* family members, added sugars make us ache, probably due to extra inflammation. I am much less creaky, now that I avoid it.

Paul Johnson

With bursitis in both hips, scarring from a torn performing, and arthritic SI joints, the thought of yoga sends me into full Panic Mode.

Melissa

BookBeard, that's a strip that's significant for another reason 😁 like this one https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2262 Miyaa, I condition my hair because I usually like wearing it with a bit of length (ignore the photo) but look like a dandelion without something to hold it down.

Mark

Slogan: "Do you want to bread me?"

Michael Steamweed

Let's have both. It's the only way to be sure.

Michael Steamweed

Tall Momo!

Ace of Hearts

Roko is her main benefactor in this pursuit.

David Paul

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1460

David Paul

Kind of defeats the purpose of the shower. Unless she got an umbrella specifically for the donuts.

David Paul

May! May! May!

Chris Warren

Also good for meeting firefighters, apparently. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3605

BookBeard

And Momo also. Partly because I could see the new version of Momo just saying "Ah, to hell with it" and dragging both Sven and May into her bedroom :)

Stephen Wells

How had I forgotten that the background of one panel literally turns into melons 😆

enchantedsleeper

Have we seen Momo and Dora interact significantly? 🤔

enchantedsleeper

I've wondered if this is something like ageing for AI. In her last body, Momo used to spend time with Sam, and they were pretty much on a level. But it's hard to imagine present Momo hanging out with Sam.

enchantedsleeper

It detangles hair. Depending on what your hair is like it can be very useful

enchantedsleeper

Significant Other 😂

Inahc

Superior officer?

Duncan

Doughnly fans

Duncan

She takes an umbrella

Duncan

May, are you suggesting to stream the yoga, the showering, or both?

Ste Saunders

I genuinely enjoyed my workouts at the rehab hospital, probably because I was getting back to being able to do shit.

Opus the Poet

Glazed hold together better with fewer crumbs.

Opus the Poet

Grumps gonna grump.

Opus the Poet

I will be spending the rest of today thinking about Tall Momo with short hair and a sweater. Dang.

Stephen Wells

Mom-o

BookBeard

Oops, transposed the last two digits. That's what I get for posting at 2am.

BookBeard

Jeph really needs to have a hoodie big enough to hide yourself in as a merch option.

Miyaa

SNIFF SNOOF https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4829

BookBeard

Momo looks like a mom in that sweater! “Hi sweetie! How was yoga!” :-)

Anders Rapp

There are definitely yoga schools with that idea too!

mathw

Ah the old "I'm feeling positive emotions but I'm embarrassed to express them" grumps. Classic Marigold. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4691 Edit: Dangit, wrong link lol https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4619

BookBeard

I do not understand the purpose or need for conditioner. It’s like a glaze for your hair I guess.

Miyaa

The "Tall Momo" chassis first appeared back around the time we first saw Mari's new house, but May's tijubas are in that one too so it's easy to miss. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5051

BookBeard

First appearance of Tall Momo: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5051

BookBeard

I was so distracted by May's bazongas, I completely missed Momo's new chassis! She's adorable!

A Dark Planet, Lit By No Sun

I didn't literally forget her yabbos, I just wanted to mention them because they're righteous.

A Dark Planet, Lit By No Sun

the boob ratio in this page is about 50/50 for fairly large breasts vs pretty small. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

And leave nothing for Cosmo to clean up? Rude.

legobil

I have missed Momo! So good to see her again. I think we only got a brief tease of her new chassis after the house purchase, then we haven't seen her for a very long time.

SilverbackRon

They were her number one requirement in a new body. She got her money's worth, IMHO.

SilverbackRon

Hah! 🤣🤣

legobil

Donuts IN THE SHOWER? What.

legobil

Ow

Sparky

Tall Momo!

Bagge

In the Questionverse they don't have Twitch, so maybe they allow 18+ streams?

Grace Kieser

She got her new new body when Marigold bought the house

Grace Kieser

You just keep them out of the water and eat them as normal. Then you can rinse off the crumbs on your boobs!

Grace Kieser

SHORT HAIR MOMO!

Thisguy

I was thinking she's much taller. She's moved from anime kid into MILF territory

PixelThis

There are other platforms, Bill. One famous one starts with "O".

Carl Fink

She's not allowed to have a bomb rack. She's on a list.

Bill Silvia

Baked goods in the shower? Sounds like Roko taking some ‘me’ time!

Andrew

I am really hoping that Hannelore and May get into a conversation about Svenn.

Alan

If my experience with all forms of exercise is any indicator, the answer to "when will she start enjoying it or at least stop hating it" is "never, that is literally impossible". However, it is possible to reach a state of "I hate this, but I understand I need to keep doing it because it's good for me, so I will put up with it". :P

James A. Whitney

Probably the best way to eat powdered sugar donuts, I'd imagine.

Ian Dunbar

More appropriate for her Only Fans

Todd Ellner

You think yoga sucks. Find a real Taiji teacher, one who knows how to generate real whole-body power with it. Your everything will hurt BEFORE you start moving. Sit in a chair with your butt tucked under you and your back straight. Except there's no chair...... [ The motto of the school i attend is "agony and tedium"]

Todd Ellner

Luckily, we get yo have both!

William Cole

Now I want a coffee shower.

William Cole

There’s my favorite big titty ai

DP23

Messily, then cleanly

Dilemma01

I can't tell which I love more: robot in a cozy turtleneck or robot in a crop top

Chelsea

How do you even eat donuts while showering?

Shawn Spencer

Maybe she'll take a coffee shower to go with the donuts. She can probably afford a coffee shower at this point.

Sean Kinlin

Did Momo get a new body or am i crazy?

Jon

It reminds me of a cross between Hannelore and Dora hair styles - both women who Momo deeply respects.

rhekke

I don't do yoga, per se. I often do Downward Dog, however, but that's just because I have bad knees.

Czarzhan

Marigold's livestreaming of her shower-and-donuts would garner lots and lots of views! Looking forward to Mr. Jacques posting that here. :D

Michael Steamweed

Omg Momo’s HAIR I love it

Morgan Byrd

Strangely, it was less painful for Marigold.

alphanor

Richard Hittleman would be proud.

Doc Gumby

Her triangle pose used to resemble a tesseract, that was a weird couple of weeks.

Dean Reilly

If you forget those, you are doing something very wrong. You are negating May's very existence!

alphanor

Took *three* years for my body to learn that weightlifting could be fun. I definitely wouldn't have stuck with it if my SO wasn't both hot and good at teaching.

Inahc

I would love to get back into yoga!

Vilinda

Yeeeeessss I've missed these goobers! Especially May and Momo 😁

Kurist Zero

Tall Momo in this sweater is peak character design I love her so much

Ashbury Haight

Yes! Tall Momo! I really like her current iteration. I hope she stays with this body for a while.

Orion Rhine

All purpose conditioner.

alphanor

Mmm, donutstream...

voyager-ngc5195

donitos... genius

Kai

Are donitos from the maker of nachitos

E

That would get her kicked off Twitch, May.

Bill Silvia

You forget? I don't know if you and I can be friends. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4341

ValdVin

They're always a pleasant surprise.

Doc Gumby

Huh. I guess didn’t realize it was possible that they had not burned into everyone else’s retinas, too…

Melissa Wilson

She has a bomb rack!

Shawn K. Younkin

No, she went to the store, bought a bottle of conditioner, brought it home, and threw it at May's head.

Rich Holmes

I'm glad I don't have to deal with yoga. I'm too damn old.

Yelling Bird

I always forget May's tits...

A Dark Planet, Lit By No Sun

I think Marigold just enjoys being cantankerous

Grace Kieser

Great donut debate time redux: Do powdered or glazed clog up your shower drain more? I've rinsed a fair amount of confectioners' sugar down my kitchen drain over the years with no ill effect.

ValdVin

being bad at yoga on the daily ftw

Brendan Luster

Cute hair Momo

Shey

The conditioner is Dale's.

Doc Gumby


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