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Quickies

woops, sorry for the late post! I plain forgot to post this last night.

Quickies

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OMG. Love it.

Mark Brehob

I think this is my new favorite page lol

Cole Blackblood

At home, because they weren't on the guest list? x3

enchantedsleeper

I was also unaware of this. Mainlined the entire series last night and the subscribed. Thanks!

David Durant

I've never heard of these before! they look so cute!

Boots McGoot

Yes, with Tommy Bolan as the lead singer.

Opus the Poet

His voice says "Dang it, I knew I was forgetting to do something." but his stance says "We're gonna have to rectify that."

David Paul

AIs don't need to breathe and don't have hearts, so I'm gonna go with the smooches.

Opus the Poet

I read that in his voice, too.

David Paul

Lemon goes through the steps of an entire therapy session with Richard, and ends with a hug and "Just remember, I am always here if you want to talk more."

David Paul

I didn't see this at first, but now when I return to this comic, the position of Marten's arms and elbows in the last panel makes me think he's starting to unbuckle his belt right there.

Clifton Royston

Do you mean, such as in 5534 panel 2 or 5424 panel 4? 🤣😅

legobil

Possibly if that is only Pinsize’s old body. Still think Pintsize being “something blue” is weird and definitely some kind of kink. Damnit. Did I just kink shame.

legobil

I mean...she did get jumped

Mad Marie

Steve had a closet malfunction--that's kind of like a wardrobe malfunction, just built in.

Mad Marie

Oh, for some reason I assumed Faye was in a jumpsuit, not a dress.

DeusFio

That song is by a band called T. Rex, which I choose to believe was a deliberate tribute to our dearly departed Lego friend Richard.

BookBeard

Well if not there maybe a Spicy folder Patreon?

Opus the Poet

I'm having a senior moment, who did this again? My brain is saying Tom or Tommy something.

Opus the Poet

Quick, someone get her a structurally reinforced fainting couch!

BookBeard

*something something* wrong URL *something*

Leak

And the something blew.

Graydon Armstrong

Get it Anh, bang the gangh, get it Anh!

Diptych

I recommend the Hitachi robot (the old school corded one). I'd marry mine if it were legal.

Hope Power

I'm just assuming that Faye's dress is now held together with safety pins all up the back.

Dean Reilly

I still stand by the comment, that it would be most ironic given Sven's history.

PixelThis

`Heh. I was riffing on the phrase "kiss and tell," but you both have added a level to the joke.

Sean Kinlin

[datafromtng] I do not understand the use of "malfunction" in this context. Faye's wardrobe seems to have functioned precisely as intended.[/datafromtng]

Halloween Jack

Claire's face in that last panel is everything. also I love being right that Faye made bubbles make sexy noises again. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

as long as Dan Curtis wasn't caught up in the Dark shadows...hehehehe

Ronald Burdick

oh god you know how to turn me on!!

Joe

Nort... what? 🤔 *googles* WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS EXISTING?!ß1?eins 🤯

Leak

Bubbles is just sensationally beautiful. large robot women: call me

Boots McGoot

That we know of. I’m genuinely wondering where May, Marigold, and the others are.

Andrea Andrew

All of them.

Hugh Eckert

I reminded of the lesbian comedian i see that had an entire bit about how the only thing she missed about being straight was no quickies anymore.

Sarah

WEIRD sexy

Fergus Murray

Bookbeard, I think Marten was channeling Monty Python in that comic.

alphanor

Do you suppose there was a communal sock for the doorknob? That would save much potential awkwardness.

alphanor

Highly ironic if Sven is the only one who doesn't get any at the reception

PixelThis

Pintsize will be so disappointed if he didn't get to be the "something blue" after all. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4764

BookBeard

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

BookBeard

I bet Tai's parents went for a quickie

enchantedsleeper

I feel like we’re about to have a Nortverse crossover.

Panic Blitz

Blade Runner reference?

alphanor

They would have left during the wedding, but hot air balloon rentals are surprisingly expensive. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4869

BookBeard

"Show and fuck and tell" was always one of the weirdest days at school. Wait... everyone else had to do that too, right?

BookBeard

What about drawing with your ex in the race to the fuck line?

BookBeard

Faye is wicked, just wicked!! 😄😄

alphanor

So you're saying the phrase was semantically ambiguous? Oh dear, this is about to get weirder... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4892

BookBeard

They are not leaving for Canada right after the wedding, I presume. So still lots of time for sex, especially the 5 minute variety!

alphanor

Yes Dora, Anh didn't get it on at your wedding. She just had a whole existential crisis about it. Geez, pay attention. (Or should I say "get it Anh"? AYYYYYYY)

BookBeard

Steve and Cleo, Faye and Bubs - that's not so many. Was there anyone else hooked up illicitly? Dora's just jealous!

alphanor

I think your friends are getting more than mine!

David Durant

Claire is getting inspiration!

Bagge

It's a quickie. Sometimes you want it over in 5 minutes

Gamera

Bubbles is like "this is not a topic for polite company" and everyone else is like "It's fine! We're not polite company!" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3896

Comics Ladybird

"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe…"

William Cole

Tai's commitment to hedonism knows no bounds.

William Cole

All of the panels with Richard are completely silent while Lemon says "I see, I see. That must have been very hard for you."

enchantedsleeper

AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED

enchantedsleeper

The Director is confused, but intrigued

enchantedsleeper

Last chance for sex before moving to Canada I suppose.

Miyaa

Perhaps a slipshine orgy is in order.

Andrea Andrew

Faye, Marten and Dora. Pretty much the three key knuckleheads of the comic's small times. And here they are, all in loving relationships with partners who have themselves become central characters, all pursuing interesting careers, and all dressed up nicely, cracking wise in the Bianchi hallway.

Diptych

Ooooh…. Can we see Richard in trauma counseling, please?

Melissa Wilson

Something to make Bubbles blush.

legobil

Yeah, it is a different thing from show and fuck after all.

legobil

So many good faces in this one, especially panel two.

Armcannon Productions

:3

Fart Captor

The things my plastic dinosaur eyes have seen this day…

Richard Lindquist

Possibly....in that case poor Marten?

Shawn Spencer

No. Yelling Bird.

Daryl Sawyer

“I knew I was forgetting to do something,” more like he was forgetting to do someONE. *kneeslap*

Rawrisaur

Maybe she is the one who is finished after 5 minutes?

Krestus

Only 5 minutes? Poor Claire.

Shawn Spencer

I can't pinpoint exactly why, but I think the wardrobe malfunction bit is my favourite QC joke in some time.

Solomon Garland

She's got her degree and a prestigious job as the directors right-tentacle woman, and her social life has really blossomed. She's doing so well 💙

Solomon Garland

Bubbles blushing will always be cute!

Shawn K. Younkin

@ValdVin: Just say "It's complicated" and let folks wonder.

allanfranta

RICHARD!

Tom Rosenbaum

only five??

Minzoku Bokumetsu

It's not every wedding where the happy couple race to the illiciting room against a man who's one's ex and the other's very recent boss, and a woman who is (for now) that man's boss and the other's first weed escort. Or is it?

ValdVin

Which one is Dora responding to, though?

Bill Silvia

Man, to 4th dimensional beings it must look like a weird, overlapping fuck nexus going on in this one guy's room.

Creeperkry

A most excellent To-Do List!

Doc Gumby

Sven, somehow

TV4Fun

I'd say no, there haven't been anywhere near enough butts in it yet.

mathw

Fantastic strip. Very nice much reminds me of my group of friends.

Lee McDonough

I love how the middle panel represents like 70% of human emotions 😁

Pejo

This is lovely - but more than anything it's an amazing way to highlight how much Claire has changed from her blushing at everything and falling down a lot in her initial strips to the uber confident gal she is today.

David Durant

🤘😊🤘🤣😂🥳

Carrie

"Who's got two thumbs and one of them was recently up Bubbles' unexplained orifice?"

Stephen Wells

I feel like Marten is just saying it as a joke but Claire is 100% on board. And Tai… 200%.

Matthew Van Gangelen

Tai just wants everyone to be happy, I see nothing weird about that!

Not that Patrick Foltz

Is pintsize writing the wedding arc?

Daniel Burnett

I love how Bubbles is all embarrassed.

Jim Sharkey

"Who got some? This gal!"

Sean Kinlin

I think that Claire and Tai are gonna melt down if they don’t get what they want RTFN. And Faye and Bubs are so stinking cute…

Scott

Should we call Lemon, the robot therapist?

Andrew

Me. I did not get it on at your wedding.

Populuxe

BUBBLES

Tamara Macadam

Dora, don’t draw the fuck line at your ex. That’s not fair.

Taigan

Faye completely blows up Bubbles' first panel nonchalance trying-to-get-away-with-it look.

ValdVin

More like "Marten get off/get it on"...

Leak

Bubbles blushed so hard she fainted. Faye is down there giving CPR and/or smooches.

legobil

Why not BOTH?

Edward Clayton Andrew

Bubbles clearly doesn't want Faye to fuck and tell.

Sean Kinlin

None of the weddings I was invited to had that much going on! Well, at least not where I noticed or was involved in anyway.....

mano

Given the tenative nature of Faye's dress's straps I'm surprised they survived at all!

ValdVin

And we’re gonna need a status update on Richard

Spazzzen

The smug on Faye's face... I love these idiots.

Tannerbot

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something ew

Magic Chopstick Games

malfunction? no, i think it was functioning exactly as intended

LH

this is now one of my favorite strips 😆

Spazzzen

Claire and Martin are such a pair. So is Faye and Bubbles. And Dora and Tai. I LOVE THEM ALL!

Thisguy

Bubs is so scandalized!

Travis Young

Jeez Marten, get it together

Magic Chopstick Games

So cute xD I love the enthusiasm from Claire and Tai

enchantedsleeper


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