Just Straight Girl Things
Added 2024-10-31 00:50:37 +0000 UTCHannelore smells like fabric softener
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Claudia D.
2024-11-29 02:14:27 +0000 UTC@Charles Hirst the hacked Musak™ player is playing Weird Al, I Think I'm a Clone Now.
Opus the Poet
2024-11-29 00:03:27 +0000 UTC10 points for commenting in the form of a rhyming couplet! 🤓
Melissa Wilson
2024-11-28 11:31:00 +0000 UTCI have a reaction to many scents that is very strong, to the point that I describe it like trying to inhale water. I *could* probably do it, but I'd be fighting my body the entire time, and my breathing just autonomically stops breathing. It's across such a wide range of scents and perfumes that I don't think it's the scent, but some other stabilizing chemical.
Travis Young
2024-11-12 02:12:59 +0000 UTCI understood that reference dot gif.
Opus the Poet
2024-11-03 08:36:41 +0000 UTCTrue, Anh's clothing is *much* more expensive.
BookBeard
2024-11-03 02:46:22 +0000 UTCExcellent 👏👏👏
enchantedsleeper
2024-11-03 02:28:42 +0000 UTCI think/hope Steve has enough experience in these matters that his Steve-O-Sense is tingling.
Doc Gumby
2024-11-02 23:32:07 +0000 UTCNobody seems to have said anything yet but STEVE, NO. You have already soiled one sport jacket already, and I don’t think you want Anh’s kind of trouble
James Roy
2024-11-02 22:56:51 +0000 UTCsurely O Fortuna.
Lucas Werkmeister
2024-11-02 21:43:21 +0000 UTCYes! But what is Emmett's theme music? (My head tells me that it's some kind of mashup of Deathmøle's "Ramona" -- https://deathmole.bandcamp.com/album/meades-army -- and "Teddy Bears' Picnic".)
Ursus Ridens
2024-11-02 18:20:17 +0000 UTCThe little hats will return. They have been waiting. Watching. Planning. When you least expect it, then... then they will strike.
BookBeard
2024-11-02 14:18:46 +0000 UTCShe just need 2-4 straws.
legobil
2024-11-02 13:02:33 +0000 UTCWell, on that page Jeph said the little hats were done... FOR NOW. So I've just been waiting for two, three thousand strips. *sigh*
Doc Gumby
2024-11-02 12:05:56 +0000 UTCWhat made you think of that?
Mark
2024-11-02 11:45:01 +0000 UTComg my patreon glitched and I got booted out of all my membership a month ago and I just signed up again, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO COMMENT ALL MONTH lol *and now I don't know what to say except: damn girl lol
Shey
2024-11-02 04:07:59 +0000 UTCEmmett: My time is now. (Theme music plays)
Jon
2024-11-01 23:55:38 +0000 UTCPerhaps fully automated luxury gay space fabric softener?
Ben H Kram
2024-11-01 23:45:31 +0000 UTCI want to know when the Little Hats will be making a comeback. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2189
Doc Gumby
2024-11-01 21:29:20 +0000 UTCSo funny. 😂
joFinndian
2024-11-01 20:11:05 +0000 UTCI really, really love how the art style convey people being frazzled. Same with Yemisi in the last panel here https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5152
Bagge
2024-11-01 20:04:55 +0000 UTCWeren't that ALL the World of Darkness games (or was that only my gaming circles?)
Bagge
2024-11-01 19:58:55 +0000 UTCAcheron: Thank you! I'm glad you got something out of it. I still look back and wonder what the hell I was doing, other than being just annoyed at how little we tried to help people get laid better. :-)
Elf Sternberg
2024-11-01 18:30:28 +0000 UTCWow, that's a really good description of it, @Dalmeir.
Yonatan Zunger
2024-11-01 15:44:07 +0000 UTCAlso, especially in frames 1 and 4, Anh even *looks* a bit snakelike. Like a boa constrictor with unresolved sexual issues.
Yonatan Zunger
2024-11-01 15:37:08 +0000 UTCOhh, maybe this is a recurrent thing and why Tai keeps rolling her eyes at Anh.
Clifton Royston
2024-11-01 12:18:19 +0000 UTCYou win the internet for that one 🤣🤣🤣
Cole Blackblood
2024-11-01 02:44:22 +0000 UTCNEW Spacetime Fabric Softener™, four dimensions of comfort with a fresh solar breeze scent. Refresh your universe with that just-after-the-big-bang softness!
BookBeard
2024-11-01 02:39:53 +0000 UTCGay: The Awakening is one of the most underrated World of Darkness games.
BookBeard
2024-11-01 02:31:20 +0000 UTCThat's why I added the disclaimer about my old gig.
Opus the Poet
2024-11-01 02:24:35 +0000 UTCAffirmative. Both her & I…And I’m not sure I want to know why or how you guessed, but I can’t restrain my curiosity…?
Melissa Wilson
2024-11-01 01:03:35 +0000 UTC@Opus - you've got "if" doing an awful lot of heavy lifting there.
Joe
2024-11-01 00:32:52 +0000 UTCnew ship
Joe
2024-11-01 00:30:03 +0000 UTCI believe it can look quite similar once you get to the point of trying to drink with both hands at once.
JCfromNC
2024-11-01 00:06:45 +0000 UTCLeap Day? More like Leap GAY ayyyy :^)
Adarsh Nednur
2024-10-31 23:18:59 +0000 UTCThat would be wonderful, given that she's she's all got up as Grimantha.
Ursus Ridens
2024-10-31 23:11:39 +0000 UTCDoes that make her a… yesbian?
Lucas Werkmeister
2024-10-31 23:00:25 +0000 UTC😆
Claudia D.
2024-10-31 21:28:43 +0000 UTCBi-Bi inhibitions, I guess. :-)
David Pipes
2024-10-31 21:19:58 +0000 UTCSo, uh, she's gay for one day every leap year I guess
Fabio Neves
2024-10-31 21:02:14 +0000 UTCAw, thanks :) and no matter what the author does - we'll always have fanfic! :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 20:22:21 +0000 UTC@John - It really depends on a lot of factors. Some people have a much stronger smell to their sweat than others, and have to bathe at least daily and still need to wear deodorant to avoid smelling unpleasant to others. Other people have a less intense smell and can get away without deodorant or scent unless they avoid washing too long. And also, the pheromone thing - provided they're not absolutely reeking of sweat, some people's natural smell may be positively attractive to specific people but not to others. Smell can be a big compatibility factor in who connects to form a relationship.
Clifton Royston
2024-10-31 19:55:23 +0000 UTCThanks all - that's useful to know :)
John C. Kirk
2024-10-31 19:52:56 +0000 UTCOr Joni Mitchell's cover of 'Twisted' ! "My analyst told me / that I was right out of my head. The way he described it / it seemed I'd be better dead than live. I didn't listen to his jive..."
Clifton Royston
2024-10-31 19:47:36 +0000 UTCLike a shrimp!
Nipper
2024-10-31 19:37:03 +0000 UTCAs Marina Diamandis said, "Why be a wallflower when you can be a Venus fly trap?"
Philip Masters
2024-10-31 18:10:08 +0000 UTCDepends on the fiction. My pet theory here is that Anh has been introduced as a new companion for Pintsize. They'd work quite well as a couple (of sorts), mostly offstagge. So she doesn't need a huge comedic arc, just a throughline to that role.
Philip Masters
2024-10-31 18:06:06 +0000 UTCWe're panheads now We are not whole(some) We're panheads all Ahn, go Homo!
Hugh Eckert
2024-10-31 17:52:18 +0000 UTCI think that you have outstandingly excellent plot sense! Wow, that would be superb. I hope you’ve called it right! Happy Hallowe’en!
Claudia D.
2024-10-31 17:46:22 +0000 UTC...are you OK Anhi?
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 17:22:29 +0000 UTCCan you do a California Dreamin' cover in which All the gals are bi And the lads are gay...
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 17:21:47 +0000 UTCI hope when next we see them they're living together, sharing a bed, and occasionally wondering whether this is a date or not.
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 17:20:53 +0000 UTCAnh needs a very cuddleable body pillow for starters.
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 17:17:54 +0000 UTCI have a headcanon resolution where ONE of Yay turns up on Roko's door, because the rest of Yays have absented themselves from society but this one couldn't bear to lose Roko and has separated themselves from the collective. No longer a godlike trickster (though of course still a prodigiously capable hacker). I hope they bring sourdough.
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 17:17:18 +0000 UTCUltra expensive SPACE fabric softener?
Brittany Huckey
2024-10-31 17:10:00 +0000 UTCMoments later, having heard the words "big snake" from the other room, Sam busts in like the Kool Aid man yelling "WHERE? I WANNA SEE!!!"
BookBeard
2024-10-31 16:35:55 +0000 UTCOh it would absolutely make Hanners mad, but I seriously doubt her mom would realize that...
BookBeard
2024-10-31 16:23:16 +0000 UTC"Purely psychosomatic..." "That Girl needs therapy." "Well what does that mean?" "You're nuts! Crazy in the coconut!" "That girl needs therapy." - (sort of) Frontier Psychiatrist - The Avalanches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
Kurtis S Whittington
2024-10-31 15:59:43 +0000 UTCDora's poster: The lady doth protest too much, methinks
Vinny
2024-10-31 15:55:49 +0000 UTCI SHIP IT!
Rawrisaur
2024-10-31 15:12:18 +0000 UTCAnd judging by the label, it's ghost pepper
DVW
2024-10-31 14:45:21 +0000 UTCAh, the bi (or gay) awakening. Good luck Anh.
Cole Blackblood
2024-10-31 14:32:18 +0000 UTCYou're never alone with a clone,
Charles Hirst
2024-10-31 14:24:51 +0000 UTCHannelore's deodorant is Aura of Wholesomeness™ https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4646
BookBeard
2024-10-31 14:07:58 +0000 UTCVileay Eathday Oodblay Oodblay Oodblay!
BookBeard
2024-10-31 13:26:47 +0000 UTCOut of retirement for one last job, classic heist movie premise, at the end we see inside the impenetrable vault of Anh's denial and her heterosexuality is just gone :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 13:23:20 +0000 UTCMy mom, who has a lot of the same OCD cleanliness tics as Hannelore, often wished she could wear bleach as a deodorant.
Miyaa
2024-10-31 13:22:31 +0000 UTCI volunteered for a disability program and they had it as part of their policy that people who worked there could not wear deodorant, cologne, or perfume because some of the people they worked with have allergic reactions to these scents. It didn’t take much (I had to find fragrance free deodorant which was a challenge) to violate that policy. And most people put it on heavily. I suspect “I bet she smells amazing” is meant to convey an intimacy that Hanners would never let someone else get to up to now and also suggest that whatever perfume or deodorant Hannelore uses is unrecognizable to Ahn’s lifestyle.
Miyaa
2024-10-31 13:20:18 +0000 UTCMalo malo malo malo :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 13:09:48 +0000 UTCSpagetti will burn! (good to know if you ever need to light a candle or fire)
allanfranta
2024-10-31 13:09:27 +0000 UTCYeah, I mean Anh is clearly straight so obviously she needs a straight girlfriend so they can be all straight together. Straightly.
BookBeard
2024-10-31 13:06:04 +0000 UTC@quarridors; Super smellers have this problem, you ever have someone ask you what something smells like? Tell them "It smells like the color blue to someone who is colorblind", maybe they'll rethink the question.
allanfranta
2024-10-31 12:59:11 +0000 UTCSTRAIGHTLY
djellafine
2024-10-31 12:53:54 +0000 UTCPhilip, Philip, Philip... That's NOT how fiction works.
allanfranta
2024-10-31 12:52:57 +0000 UTCPerhaps some ghost pepper infused simple syrup? Bubbles knows a guy. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3998
BookBeard
2024-10-31 12:51:41 +0000 UTCSaid in the shopkeepers voice in Skyrim...
allanfranta
2024-10-31 12:51:20 +0000 UTCGerman heritage?
allanfranta
2024-10-31 12:49:27 +0000 UTC@Dalmeir- I wouldn't say "less pleasant", most folks have a natural odor which is, not surprisingly for genetic reasons, attractive and subtle; a few, much less so. We've been "groomed" by advertising to cover up our body odors, but it's nice when someone figures out that a particular fragrance accentuates their personal odor. Some folks aren't so lucky.
allanfranta
2024-10-31 12:45:29 +0000 UTCas long as they are straight?
allanfranta
2024-10-31 12:38:42 +0000 UTCAnh needs therapy!
Mark
2024-10-31 12:38:02 +0000 UTCTrue, but she told Jim that she was getting out of the dominatrix business back on their first date. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2697
BookBeard
2024-10-31 12:32:05 +0000 UTCBut Yay, where is Yay? Out there, alone…
Claudia D.
2024-10-31 12:14:18 +0000 UTC😏
Duncan
2024-10-31 12:02:55 +0000 UTCWhaish't
Duncan
2024-10-31 11:58:30 +0000 UTCWait wait wait she's Panh
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 11:44:51 +0000 UTCVeronica can be a fetish model (or work with clients) without being in a relationship with them, though. It doesn't mean she wouldn't be monogamous with Jim.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 11:39:04 +0000 UTC100%! One of my mentors always said, when someone wasn’t quite sure what they were feeling, “…maybe you just need to poop…?”
Melissa Wilson
2024-10-31 11:17:52 +0000 UTCIn panel one, Steve is exiting to the left, while Blue Dress Brunette is talking with someone else.
ValdVin
2024-10-31 11:07:06 +0000 UTCA+
Jeph Jacques
2024-10-31 10:57:15 +0000 UTCNow I'm going to feel sad if Anh and Hannelore don't start dating. Anh really seems like she needs a (girl)friend.
Chris Warren
2024-10-31 10:35:00 +0000 UTCI'm sure that it would. But let's face it, Anh is probably just confusing envy or admiration with lust here. She's found somebody who outclasses her without trying and who she can't but respect, and her brain has nothing to do with that other than "attempt sex". As I've said before, I think that Anh just needs to explore a minor kink or two, and she'll start finding her sex life more satisfying and less repetitively pointless.
Philip Masters
2024-10-31 10:25:11 +0000 UTCI really think that Veronica is effectively retired now. I mean, I'm sure that Jim would be very accepting, but I get a definite "retired to comfortable monogamy" vibe off their relationship. It's rather more likely to be Pintsize who becomes the punchline to this joke, I think.
Philip Masters
2024-10-31 10:20:08 +0000 UTCWell Ahn, at least the rest of us can all agree with you on one thing - you have great taste in friends and crushes, whether you want to or not!
fx_in_mind
2024-10-31 10:13:25 +0000 UTCAlways someone cooler, eh, Anh? But it's Emmett I really like in this strip. Worry about, but like.
Philip Masters
2024-10-31 10:11:16 +0000 UTC/Mansplain Mode/ Actually, 0 is completely straight, and 6 is completely homosexual. So 1, 2, 4, and 5 are various levels of "sometimes dabbles", and 3 is presumably a downright zen level of bisexuality.
Philip Masters
2024-10-31 10:03:57 +0000 UTCSadie Hawkins Day in the US.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-31 09:54:58 +0000 UTCDepends how strong it is. Generally speaking if people can smell you without invading your personal space, then it's too strong. It's more meant to just cover your natural, less pleasant, odor. You also might catch a subtle whiff after they walk past carried on the air.
Dalmeir
2024-10-31 09:53:09 +0000 UTCI'm congenital anosmic (born without a sense of smell), so I'm curious about the comment in panel 2: "I bet she smells amazing". Wouldn't Anh already know what Hanners smells like? I.e. how close do you have to get to someone before you can detect their perfume, aftershave, etc?
John C. Kirk
2024-10-31 09:43:44 +0000 UTCHanners is an increasingly robust flower. Perhaps some sort of succulent.
Diptych
2024-10-31 09:35:23 +0000 UTCLike "The Purge" but for lesbian sexytimes. The trick is trying to convince Hanners to participate.
David Paul
2024-10-31 09:35:04 +0000 UTCShe wants to be Hannelore's Straight jacket.
Clifton Royston
2024-10-31 09:30:37 +0000 UTCI don't see Hanners reciprocating but I'm still here for this to continue because it's funny
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 09:28:25 +0000 UTCShe needs to relax, read a magazine - maybe the latest issue of Nun's Life.
Diptych
2024-10-31 09:27:42 +0000 UTCWhen in Massachusetts?
Diptych
2024-10-31 09:26:04 +0000 UTCI don't think Hanners is so delicate these days xD And she can handle herself.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 09:26:02 +0000 UTC'...until you boil it and serve it with a rich sauce of tomato and fresh herbs.' (Hanners puts to an already-bubbling human-sized pot.)
Diptych
2024-10-31 09:24:56 +0000 UTCThey're planning something. Something... helpful.
David Paul
2024-10-31 09:24:20 +0000 UTCSurely a 5 must also be bi if a 2 is bi?
Diptych
2024-10-31 09:23:09 +0000 UTCThat was appalling. I like it XD
David Paul
2024-10-31 09:22:35 +0000 UTCAhn is *making* the allegations :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 09:10:58 +0000 UTCIronically one person that Hanners could actually get with is... Bubbles :) muscular, heroic, with wipe-clean surfaces! Maybe Faye would share :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 09:09:49 +0000 UTCSteve does not yet realize he now has a Yelp page.
Clifton Royston
2024-10-31 09:02:28 +0000 UTCWord is getting around!
Dean Reilly
2024-10-31 08:53:51 +0000 UTCIn line for a Boston marriage.
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 08:43:59 +0000 UTCThere's still time for Veronica to teach her to Sit, Beg and Roll Over :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 08:42:49 +0000 UTCFor one thing, she was expecting to go by rail(ed) :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-31 08:39:28 +0000 UTCIIRC a Kinsey 1 is Super Straight. A 2 or 3 or 4 would be bi, and a 5 or 6 is very homo.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-31 08:36:58 +0000 UTCThe unscented fabric softener I have smells faintly of glycerine, which I suppose must be in the mix somewhere with all the scented ones too.
quarridors
2024-10-31 07:39:53 +0000 UTC1. I would expect her to smell like unscented soap. 2. To me, at least, fabric softener smells like headaches. 3. I'm trying to decide whether or not it's a good thing Pintsize isn't within earshot. Poor little guy would probably be malfunctioning over all the (unintentional?) inuendo.
Steve DeGroof
2024-10-31 07:20:35 +0000 UTCYes and besties for life in the 1950's? 🤣🤦♀️😂
Carrie
2024-10-31 07:11:28 +0000 UTC🍳🙂
Carrie
2024-10-31 07:06:15 +0000 UTCIt can be a n adventure, realizing that you are a Kinsey 1...
CrudeButEfficient
2024-10-31 07:04:38 +0000 UTCHopefully the perfect amount for some happy life changes.
Carrie
2024-10-31 06:48:18 +0000 UTCSome multiple million scoville hot sauce with everclear would be hilarious!
Carrie
2024-10-31 06:46:33 +0000 UTCI kept waiting for firemen for Hanners,... didn't happen. (Sigh)
Darnel D Cooper
2024-10-31 06:45:49 +0000 UTCSeems like Anh's getitng into the wedding spirit just fine
Bagge
2024-10-31 06:26:49 +0000 UTCAhn not beating those allegations at all... ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-10-31 06:22:10 +0000 UTCahnaconda dont want none unless you from space hun (sorry)
Ashley Thomas
2024-10-31 06:00:59 +0000 UTCI used to know a bit of Latin, and that looks correct to me.
Clifton Royston
2024-10-31 05:58:28 +0000 UTC#Ahnaconda
Shane Wegner
2024-10-31 05:52:23 +0000 UTCUnless you mean hooking up with Ahn, I don't think that would work. Hannelore didn't really catch Ahn being a bitch to her, and she's forgiving enough where she wouldn't really care, so it would probably just make her more mad at her mom.
Davus Otho
2024-10-31 05:50:58 +0000 UTCWow! Hanners really got Anh-der her skin! It’s like, her niceness is inside her…! So cozy!
legobil
2024-10-31 05:49:23 +0000 UTC@Zig Justice Or at least entertain us.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-31 05:38:51 +0000 UTC“But Hanners, I am straight!” “So is spaghetti…”
Jan Gampe
2024-10-31 05:35:29 +0000 UTCNot so much homo as Bi, very much yes bi.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-31 05:24:44 +0000 UTCWould space perfume be based on what space smells like - burnt steak?
Andrew
2024-10-31 05:23:39 +0000 UTCMaybe Ahn picked a lousy week to quit drinking, or quit using barbiturates.
Miyaa
2024-10-31 05:22:55 +0000 UTCAnh-aconda
Andrew
2024-10-31 05:21:05 +0000 UTCMalum, Mors, Sanguis Sanguis Sanguis
Opus the Poet
2024-10-31 05:19:02 +0000 UTCIf Google translate is to be trusted, Emmett's half-Latin translates to "Malum, Mors, Sanguis Sanguis Sanguis". Personally, I used to have a very good side gig cleaning up machine translated documents to make then read like they were written by a human so I wouldn't trust Google translate as far as I could throw it.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-31 05:16:23 +0000 UTCStill need an Old Style to go with it.
TIPDucky
2024-10-31 05:12:45 +0000 UTCExactly, for one day every 4 years… oh my.
Andrew
2024-10-31 05:10:46 +0000 UTCEmmett is very, very ready to help, here. And/or they're planning something.
Ursus Ridens
2024-10-31 05:00:25 +0000 UTCSchroedinger's homo! Anh is in superposition until her wave function collapses.
William Cole
2024-10-31 05:00:22 +0000 UTCI always figured those shirts were aimed at bisexual women with lesbian girlfriends.
tellumo
2024-10-31 04:59:12 +0000 UTCQuestioning homo?
Opus the Poet
2024-10-31 04:59:09 +0000 UTCMaybe Hanners is ready to have her delicate flower sullied
Todd Ellner
2024-10-31 04:59:05 +0000 UTCIs that anything like the drinking problem on Airplane?
Opus the Poet
2024-10-31 04:58:17 +0000 UTCNo. Ho.
Todd Ellner
2024-10-31 04:57:39 +0000 UTCYes, by r34: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34
tellumo
2024-10-31 04:55:08 +0000 UTCShe is having a CRISIS.
EnterTheHero
2024-10-31 04:51:21 +0000 UTCI hope you'll excuse me while I fanboy a moment: I don't think I've written it here before, but I always smile to see your name here in Jeph's patreon, Elf. Your name is one of the earliest I remember seeing on the internet, on dialup with a BBS, reading newsgroups, probably around 1991-93ish. Your stories, and the FAQs you maintained, reframed my narrow small-town understanding of sex and sexuality topics and the technologies I learned while getting your work to my eyeballs set up my whole career. To see you write a sentence like "its been a damn good life, all told" gives me a giant ear-to-ear grin and a joyful heart. Thanks for being you! -Jonathan Stade
AcheronYYC
2024-10-31 04:42:23 +0000 UTCThank you. People fascinate me. Especially those in the outer percentiles of experience. So many ways to be awesome.
Tim Mitchell
2024-10-31 04:41:27 +0000 UTCEVILUS DEATHICUS BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
BookBeard
2024-10-31 04:37:52 +0000 UTCMaybe homo?
BookBeard
2024-10-31 04:36:16 +0000 UTCShe really wants to be roommates.
Alan
2024-10-31 04:16:03 +0000 UTCAnh, what you are experiencing is the desire for *friendship.* …or envy. Or maybe constipation. Actually I’m not sure what your deal is, but maybe a weird goth drink will help you sort it out. Especially if it’s that last thing.
Mirage the Fennec
2024-10-31 04:14:08 +0000 UTCIt's hard to overstate my satisfaction!
Uniquitous
2024-10-31 04:14:03 +0000 UTCEh, it's not so much "too personal" (I've told it often enough on some other social media), it's that it doesn't seem to be relevant to lots of people. It's mostly that I started out kinky, finding local BDSM venues and realizing that a lot of the things I wanted, it was going to be a lot easier to get them from guys. And somewhere along the way I discovered that, hey, there's not a huge amount of difference in the amount of effort I and the other person have to put in to maintain a good relationship whether they were a man or a woman. (I also discovered that while I had kinks, they really weren't the ones I went into the scene expecting to find. Well, except that one. The one that really, no, women rarely do that one. (And if you're burning with curiosity: I'll just say, red handkerchief.)) So I dated a lot of guys and a lot of women in my 20s, spent a lot of time figuring myself out. The one project I couldn't do with a guy was have kids, and I had a really strong relationship with this one gal, and, y'know, 30 years later we have two adult kids, and she knows all about everything and it's been a damn good life, all told. I've come to the conclusion that I really don't have a sexual orientation. Or like, if I do, it's like the difference between tuning the stereo and setting the volume: whatever I'm tuned to, the volume is so low I can't hear it.
Elf Sternberg
2024-10-31 04:12:06 +0000 UTCEvery genre is a sub-genre of porn if people can fuck in it.
Uniquitous
2024-10-31 04:12:02 +0000 UTCCounterpoint, and hear me out now, yes homo?
Uniquitous
2024-10-31 04:10:47 +0000 UTCThe Yang to Hanners' Ying? I could see this being a thing.
Uniquitous
2024-10-31 04:09:24 +0000 UTCYes homo!
Grace Kieser
2024-10-31 04:05:26 +0000 UTCSurely you have heard of the snek, as portrayed on one of the earliest American flags, the "No step snek!" flag.
Clifton Royston
2024-10-31 03:53:54 +0000 UTCI mean, it might be helping a little.
Justin
2024-10-31 03:49:04 +0000 UTCBy now there's a line forming at the top of the stairs.
Justin
2024-10-31 03:43:39 +0000 UTCAhn's setting herself up for a drinking problem -- two hands and only one mouth.
JCfromNC
2024-10-31 03:41:08 +0000 UTCJust verbalize those thoughts and feelings, Ahn. You can do it
KingAtticus
2024-10-31 03:38:23 +0000 UTCBrun has been enraptured by a rare clock and has ironically lost track of time
KingAtticus
2024-10-31 03:36:37 +0000 UTCI’m waiting for Hannelore’s mom to get wind of this, realize the opportunity to try to get back in her daughter’s good graces and absolutely ruin Ahn forever.
Miyaa
2024-10-31 03:25:59 +0000 UTCThe finest drink in Chicago to complain about Chicago with.
Miyaa
2024-10-31 03:20:19 +0000 UTCNo homo.
Taigan
2024-10-31 03:06:36 +0000 UTCHonestly I'm not sure I saw that one coming. Petplay and praise kinks, absolutely. Bi, did not really expect. Well, I hope she figures herself out.
Graydon Armstrong
2024-10-31 03:02:05 +0000 UTCMORE DEMON EYEBALLS!!
William Cole
2024-10-31 02:38:11 +0000 UTCFINALLY
Green
2024-10-31 02:27:55 +0000 UTCI was so excited for this wedding. I mean Dora and Tai at long last! Who would have guessed how much fun we would have with the people we meet at the wedding. This is honestly the most fun I have has in a while.
SilverbackRon
2024-10-31 02:27:49 +0000 UTC"Not Pounded In The Butt By My Sexy Girl Crush, Who Is Ace And From Space"
Nicolas Demers
2024-10-31 02:22:17 +0000 UTCOr a woman saying "I'm not lesbian, but my girlfriend is." (which is actually dumb because it completely ignores bisexuals, as do most people)
Larry
2024-10-31 02:21:16 +0000 UTCElf, I had never heard that before.
Larry
2024-10-31 02:18:49 +0000 UTCI really thought this would be a one week joke and then over. I am so ready to see where this train wreck goes!
SilverbackRon
2024-10-31 02:18:21 +0000 UTCThat sounds like a glorious Titanic waiting to happen.
SilverbackRon
2024-10-31 02:15:22 +0000 UTCOoo story time? Or too personal?
Tim Mitchell
2024-10-31 02:10:09 +0000 UTCShe *definitely* needs Emmett’s help here… That first glass doesn’t contain even a single olive OR maraschino cherry… 🍒🫒 🍒🫒🍒 🫒🍒🫒🍒
Melissa Wilson
2024-10-31 01:56:51 +0000 UTComg
Cozy
2024-10-31 01:54:39 +0000 UTCTHIS!! There were SO many signs. I was probably the only one among my friends & family who was actually surprised 😂
Keelia Silvis
2024-10-31 01:48:01 +0000 UTCYes, lesbians were also allowed to propose to men on that day. They were progressive like that.
BookBeard
2024-10-31 01:45:45 +0000 UTCSecrets
Donna Flint
2024-10-31 01:43:48 +0000 UTCSneks are adorbs and give snoot boops. Heckin' noodles.
Timothy Roller
2024-10-31 01:43:45 +0000 UTCFazed. I will be that guy for this word, and this word only.
Populuxe
2024-10-31 01:37:27 +0000 UTCNot that I necessarily want Anh to be a romantic partner for her, but even if Anh finally admits what she wants, won’t Hanners’ haphephobia be a rather big impediment to a physical relationship?
Populuxe
2024-10-31 01:36:08 +0000 UTCWhen you meet someone so genuinely nice that suddenly it doesn't matter what bits they have.
Thisguy
2024-10-31 01:36:08 +0000 UTCI am in awe of this wordplay. I may steal it.
Elf Sternberg
2024-10-31 01:35:38 +0000 UTCWAP: Wet Ass Pasta
BookBeard
2024-10-31 01:34:33 +0000 UTCGod, all this reminds me that my coming out story was so different from most people's. Like, weirdly perpendicular to the plane of queer coming out experiences.
Elf Sternberg
2024-10-31 01:34:25 +0000 UTCHannelore uses *unscented* fabric softener. Very exclusive.
Scott Gosnell
2024-10-31 01:33:05 +0000 UTCJeph, PLEASE don't let this person sully the delicate flower that is Hanners!
Kevin McCarthy
2024-10-31 01:31:38 +0000 UTC"Bachelor's Day, sometimes known as Ladies' Privilege,[1] is an Irish tradition by which women are allowed to propose to men on Leap Day, 29 February, based on a legend of Saint Bridget and Saint Patrick. It once had legal basis in Scotland and England. " (from Wikipedia) Does this also apply to lesbians?
Captain Button
2024-10-31 01:31:28 +0000 UTCIs- is he holding a bottle of Malort???
Den
2024-10-31 01:31:21 +0000 UTCIt's like she's wearing nothing at all ...nothing at all... ......nothing at all......
Taryn
2024-10-31 01:30:56 +0000 UTCAnh is more of a Danger Noodle
MikeT
2024-10-31 01:30:22 +0000 UTCI'm pretty sure that's young Dora. It would be a bit weird for Dora's parents to hang a picture of Sam in their house.
BookBeard
2024-10-31 01:29:24 +0000 UTCWhat kind of anamul is a "snek"? I don’t like the thought of it…
Claudia D.
2024-10-31 01:28:43 +0000 UTCI didn't figure it out until I was 45. And there were SO MANY SIGNS
Julie Chan
2024-10-31 01:28:31 +0000 UTCIt is in the fine print on the back of the invitation.
Captain Button
2024-10-31 01:28:25 +0000 UTCI admit it...I have trouble relating to heiresses
Ben R
2024-10-31 01:25:41 +0000 UTCThat's more of a Willis book title, perhaps in more ways than one.
ValdVin
2024-10-31 01:24:43 +0000 UTCAnh, I agree with you about Hanners. But I also respect her and don't have gaynile. So, there's that
Drazi
2024-10-31 01:24:10 +0000 UTCAnh gives me strong "She was my best friend in college, and I don't know if I'd be friends with her if I met her today, but we've been through a lot together, and she's like a sister to me, and if I so much as mention someone mildly inconveniencing me she will go from 0 to 'I will kill them for you' in 3.5 seconds flat, so we're kind of like... inextricably platonically linked for life. But also, dear god, I love her to death but word of advice, if you know what's good for you, do not date her" vibes
Adarsh Nednur
2024-10-31 01:23:02 +0000 UTCUm. No pussy kiss? 🤷♀️😝
Drazi
2024-10-31 01:22:50 +0000 UTCIt's the bisexual pheromones in the air. The girls really should have warned the guests about this.
MikeT
2024-10-31 01:22:43 +0000 UTCthat amateur bar staff is going to learn some things...
Brendan Luster
2024-10-31 01:20:40 +0000 UTCAnd wet. Don't forget wet.
Elf Sternberg
2024-10-31 01:19:40 +0000 UTC"Making a note here, huge success...."
Elf Sternberg
2024-10-31 01:19:06 +0000 UTCIf she was a snek she'd have no hands.
Timothy Roller
2024-10-31 01:19:03 +0000 UTC*Someone* on this board (not you and not me) has to know what the lesbian equivalent of "It ain't gay if the balls don't touch" is.
Elf Sternberg
2024-10-31 01:17:15 +0000 UTCI recently attended a queer burlesque costume wedding with my girlfriend, it was even more incredible than you are imagining, and yes we ALL learned some things 😍🏳️🌈🩷💜💙🩷💛💙
Keelia Silvis
2024-10-31 01:16:59 +0000 UTCPlus side: Love the character and the potential plot line. Minus Side: it will be six to eight years before we get any resolution. Signed, Still waiting to see Brun and Millefeuille again…
J.C. Hewitt
2024-10-31 01:16:49 +0000 UTCMe too!!! God this has unlocked so much nostalgia for my awkward baby bisexual phase in my early 20s 😂🩷💜💙
Keelia Silvis
2024-10-31 01:15:39 +0000 UTCLove the picture of goth Sam.
Donna Flint
2024-10-31 01:15:13 +0000 UTCWait, so are Lesbian Disaster Movies a subgenre of porn?
Captain Button
2024-10-31 01:14:56 +0000 UTCYessss 🩷💜💙
Keelia Silvis
2024-10-31 01:14:42 +0000 UTCI guess this just highlights the kind of people I hang out with. Almost all the women are bi (maybe 10% of the guys are gay or bi) and no-one would be phased by having feelings (sexual or romantic) for anyone. As other folks have said - this is some weapons grade internalized homophobia going on.
David Durant
2024-10-31 01:14:22 +0000 UTCShe's a disaster, I love it.
Armcannon Productions
2024-10-31 01:13:07 +0000 UTCI wasn't on the Anhelore train to start but now I'm there lol I still think Svennelore has more endgame potential but I would love to see the Anh x Hanners flaming train crash for a while
Adarsh Nednur
2024-10-31 01:12:51 +0000 UTCNo Homo.
Slayer Anderson
2024-10-31 01:11:02 +0000 UTCIt's okay Anh, you can just say "no homo" afterwards and then it doesn't count. Everyone knows that.
BookBeard
2024-10-31 01:10:17 +0000 UTCThis has me wondering if disaster bis know exactly how many minutes.
Bill Silvia
2024-10-31 01:09:40 +0000 UTCGay as hell
Gene
2024-10-31 01:09:21 +0000 UTCIf so, it looks like she's going with Steve.
Bill Silvia
2024-10-31 01:08:43 +0000 UTCgenuinely, I have been waiting for hannelore to get embroiled in some terrible drama for ages. she's finally mostly processed a lot of her drama and trauma over her mental health, and her mom, she's finally at peace, we can't have that.
Lorelei
2024-10-31 01:08:18 +0000 UTCI'm loving these glimpses into how much Emmett has grown since they moved to town. Hopefully we get to see more of Emmett.
Andrew Mitchell
2024-10-31 01:08:06 +0000 UTCLife's tough for an earth-bound heiress these days.
William Cole
2024-10-31 01:07:33 +0000 UTCDoesn't look to me like she's going anywhere.
awgiedawgie
2024-10-31 01:07:24 +0000 UTCPretty sure she was already out as a disaster (Yes, I have been waiting days for an opportunity to use that joke).
Bill Silvia
2024-10-31 01:06:19 +0000 UTCThere's plenty of speculation about exactly how Anh ended up in the wedding party, but there are lots of possibilities besides "sibling"
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 01:06:09 +0000 UTCAnh: Emerging Lesbian Disaster
Paul Zagieboylo
2024-10-31 01:05:43 +0000 UTCUm, I don't think so? We've had no indication that they're immediate family. Anh is an heiress; Tai isn't.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 01:05:33 +0000 UTCI love this so much.
Monica Gaudio
2024-10-31 01:05:01 +0000 UTCBlue Dress Brunette going up to the Illicit room? I guess everyone wants to visit Richard.
ValdVin
2024-10-31 01:04:24 +0000 UTCdo it... Do It... DO IT!!!
Andrew Mitchell
2024-10-31 01:04:07 +0000 UTCI was going to say "How on earth is this person friends with Tai" and then it hit me – they're SISTERS.
schmod
2024-10-31 01:03:46 +0000 UTCPanel 4 deserves to go viral on its own.
Bill Silvia
2024-10-31 01:03:26 +0000 UTCShe’s so fruity, she could cure scurvy.
Andrea Andrew
2024-10-31 01:03:21 +0000 UTC#relatable tho?? This was literally me until my 20s. Baskets full of queer friends & relatives, but of course *I* was straight (until I finally realized I most definitely wasn't)
Keelia Silvis
2024-10-31 01:03:20 +0000 UTCStupid sexy Hanners
Commodore_Perry
2024-10-31 01:03:01 +0000 UTCThe fact that she's a friend of Tai and we've never seen her before suggests that she's likely just in town for the wedding.
BookBeard
2024-10-31 01:01:50 +0000 UTCI'M SO HERE FOR IT 🩷💜💙
Keelia Silvis
2024-10-31 01:01:35 +0000 UTCGayquisitive?
BobC
2024-10-31 01:01:29 +0000 UTCDo it Do it Do it do it, do the disastrous lesbian ship the people have been demanding. The people are me and probably some other people
Lorelei
2024-10-31 01:01:28 +0000 UTCLooking forward to the next chapter of "I'm Not Actually A Lesbian, My Stupid Sexy Girl Crush Is Just From Space"
voyager-ngc5195
2024-10-31 01:01:22 +0000 UTCYeah, totally straight. She’s so pan, she could cook stir fry.
Andrea Andrew
2024-10-31 01:01:09 +0000 UTCit was covered in their Goth Training 😁
Logan Nix
2024-10-31 01:00:40 +0000 UTCGoth Dora Disapproves Of You!
Captain Button
2024-10-31 01:00:24 +0000 UTCAt least she understands Hanners is special. I just don’t want this to be a Supervillain origin tale. Weddings are stressful.
Sparky
2024-10-31 00:59:46 +0000 UTCWhat about the other 0.2425 days per year?
Captain Button
2024-10-31 00:59:44 +0000 UTCJust remember, 97/400 years are leap years.
cat2002
2024-10-31 00:59:33 +0000 UTCWhy assume that Anh is from Northampton?
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 00:59:26 +0000 UTCOk as a pansexual woman who was "straight" until her 20s, this girl is GAY and I'm SO EXCITED FOR HER. Like I literally had this exact conversation with myself (minus references to space perfume) on my "straight girl crushes" until I finally realized I was gay as the sunrise.
Keelia Silvis
2024-10-31 00:59:22 +0000 UTCOmg! Teen Sven! Fantastic.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 00:59:06 +0000 UTCSteve in panel 1 is Wondering If Anh Is Okay
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 00:58:37 +0000 UTCFirst view of that Sven (I think) pic?
ValdVin
2024-10-31 00:58:32 +0000 UTCI don't think Anh has quite managed to re-embalm her feelings yet. The good news is Emmett is prepared to make some really top-notch artisanal embalming fluid.
BookBeard
2024-10-31 00:58:17 +0000 UTCTravels? Or travails 🤔
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 00:57:41 +0000 UTCRight I'm dum
Joel Bateman
2024-10-31 00:57:34 +0000 UTCIt’s amazing space fabric softener though.
Matthew Van Gangelen
2024-10-31 00:57:22 +0000 UTCLove that Jeph is fully going for this Bi Awakening storyline, not just as a passing joke :D
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 00:57:02 +0000 UTCThat's Emmett.
Sean Kinlin
2024-10-31 00:56:47 +0000 UTCThat's an awful lot of internalized homophobia for someone who lives in a town where seemingly everybody is some variation of queer.
schmod
2024-10-31 00:56:35 +0000 UTCAnh has two hands: one for Hannelore, and one for Cleo.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-31 00:56:29 +0000 UTCAhn is under Hannelore's spell now.
Doc Gumby
2024-10-31 00:56:08 +0000 UTCPyth-Anh.
Sean Kinlin
2024-10-31 00:56:00 +0000 UTC"I want her to hold me down by my little bee wings and use me to repopulate the hive, but like, HETEROSEXUALLY"
Fart Captor
2024-10-31 00:55:51 +0000 UTCAh
Sparky
2024-10-31 00:55:50 +0000 UTCThis has basically been me at least four or five times over the past few years as I've slowly figured out my identity. Hopefully you'll only have to do this once, Anh, lol
Ashbury Haight
2024-10-31 00:55:20 +0000 UTCTruer words
JD
2024-10-31 00:55:15 +0000 UTC'til it gets hot
Pejo
2024-10-31 00:55:08 +0000 UTCThis is brilliant
Paul Higdon
2024-10-31 00:55:05 +0000 UTCI believe the term is "disaster bi"
Pejo
2024-10-31 00:54:51 +0000 UTCStraight like Spagetti
Moose3rd
2024-10-31 00:54:43 +0000 UTCI wonder if she just likes the money
Brian
2024-10-31 00:54:37 +0000 UTCthis self talk is not helping
darklion
2024-10-31 00:54:33 +0000 UTCEmmett is champing at the bit to put some hot sauce in another drink.
ducksauz
2024-10-31 00:54:17 +0000 UTCGet invited to a sapphic wedding and you may learn some things.
Bill Silvia
2024-10-31 00:54:01 +0000 UTCPerhaps, but her travels will benefit us all
Zig Justice
2024-10-31 00:53:58 +0000 UTCthis isnt going to end well for anh :/ gl girl
runrin
2024-10-31 00:53:51 +0000 UTC"Give in to your feelings, you know it to be true!" XD.
TheCaptainTrout
2024-10-31 00:53:40 +0000 UTCHannelore is so wholesome.
Indigo
2024-10-31 00:53:38 +0000 UTCThis is just :chef-kiss:
Kayla Soso
2024-10-31 00:53:36 +0000 UTCI just love Emmett.
Celine Chamberlin
2024-10-31 00:53:25 +0000 UTCEmmett's goblin smile. *lol I got the kids wrong
Joel Bateman
2024-10-31 00:53:18 +0000 UTCThis is how I found out I was gay too, you'll get there Anh! I'm rooting for you to be terrible *bisexually*
Cancertopia
2024-10-31 00:52:59 +0000 UTCEmmett enjoying the show.
Tannerbot
2024-10-31 00:52:49 +0000 UTCJim is there for support, Emmet is there for some CHAOS!
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-10-31 00:52:48 +0000 UTCthis was not the journey Anh was expecting to go on on this day
JD
2024-10-31 00:52:42 +0000 UTC
