jephjacques : Who's Bi First

Comedy is tragedy plus time, and since it's still the same day it's probably more a tragedy of errors...

Leak

2024-11-09 23:43:41 +0000 UTC

I'm obsessed with Anh

Shey

2024-11-02 04:09:18 +0000 UTC

This gives me flashbacks to 99% of discussions I had with neurotypical people

Fabio Neves

2024-10-28 16:44:37 +0000 UTC

Agreed 100%! Too bad it is not helping, vis a vis Anh that is. 😅

legobil

2024-10-28 05:12:16 +0000 UTC

Thank you both, and you're probably both right, some combination of the two. I was in a very grouchy mood yesterday (bad day.) More often I would let it slide or at least try to make a more pleasant reminder to respect others' names (especially names from other languages and cultures.)

Clifton Royston

2024-10-28 02:46:02 +0000 UTC

Anh is rapidly becoming my new favorite character, and she and Hanners together seem like they would be a very fun odd couple.

Glenn

2024-10-28 02:37:21 +0000 UTC

The Webcomic Dumbing of Age; the Jeph and it's creator Willis are friends, or perhaps frenemies depending on the exact moment and the state of the current Butts Disease infections. Joyce and Dorothy are main characters with frequent sexual tensions.

Karvil

2024-10-28 02:30:45 +0000 UTC

yeah,,,,, her rear end

Pejo

2024-10-28 01:36:17 +0000 UTC

(I don't know who Joyce and Dorothy are, what context am I missing?)

SilverbackRon

2024-10-28 01:32:35 +0000 UTC

I think it's because there's no unique way to pronounce Anh in English (unless you do "An-huh"), so people latching onto the most likely pronunciation (as "Ahn") which becomes easier to remember than the proper spelling.

Bill Silvia

2024-10-28 01:20:52 +0000 UTC

This does not have enough likes! Have another.

SilverbackRon

2024-10-28 01:11:50 +0000 UTC

That Hanners is sexy? Yes

Nicolas Dao-Phan

2024-10-28 00:28:27 +0000 UTC

Thanks Jeph! I've been having medical issues since Dec 31st 2001. There's been a lot of ups and downs, but I'm hanging in there.

Yelling Bird

2024-10-28 00:23:03 +0000 UTC

I am not going to "like" that story, but I'm glad that you're around to tell it.

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-27 23:55:38 +0000 UTC

Opus, that's what I was in for this last time. Had a massive kidney infection. They said they found a stone and were going to have to surgically remove it. They took a CT scan to get it's exact location and couldn't find it again.

Yelling Bird

2024-10-27 23:53:09 +0000 UTC

Graydon, a lot of people have thought that I'm secretly Jeph. It's the main reason I pulled back on the intensity of my earlier posts. It's bad enough if I go too far or I misword something that makes it seem like what I'm saying is far worse than I intended it to be, but I don't want people to make the further mistake of thinking that it was actually Jeph saying it.

Yelling Bird

2024-10-27 23:50:34 +0000 UTC

They must become an item. I need to see this.

Chris Warren

2024-10-27 23:27:10 +0000 UTC

I have no desire to 'ship these two. Anh is just a horrible person, as Jeph himself has said. I have a lot higher hopes for Hanners--she deserves so much more!

Mooster

2024-10-27 22:44:25 +0000 UTC

Ah... Absence Of Tone In Text™ strikes again! My bad

djellafine

2024-10-27 22:17:55 +0000 UTC

@dcy665 - that is unfortunate.

allanfranta

2024-10-27 20:14:17 +0000 UTC

either or both works

dcy665 .

2024-10-27 20:08:05 +0000 UTC

I hope you're over it soon, Yelling Bird. I had a bout of medical stuff last month - five days in the hospital, which was about two days longer than necessary, and at that I had to sign myself out AMA on my personal specialist's advice. Much better now. I hope you will be, too, and that you'll get excellent care meantime.

jonesnori

2024-10-27 19:19:50 +0000 UTC

It could be autocorrect. I know I don't always notice when it changes something on me. I usually remember to proofread, but sometimes something will slip by. And a lot of people miss more.

jonesnori

2024-10-27 19:13:06 +0000 UTC

Had an old drinking buddy who's first name was Byron. He insisted people call him Ron.

OldGoat

2024-10-27 18:54:31 +0000 UTC

She's been a lot better about the touching, lately, hugging friends and everything. And she was never exactly happy with her touch issues.

Daryl Sawyer

2024-10-27 18:49:48 +0000 UTC

Hanners is collecting... challenging friends

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-27 18:45:39 +0000 UTC

@Yenni Desroches But effective communication goes both ways. Message-Feedback-Adjust Message if necessary and resend. Ever had a boss that would give ambiguous instructions then get angry when someone asked for clarification? Yeah, that guy. Women do it, too.

OldGoat

2024-10-27 18:40:40 +0000 UTC

Nothing in Anh's life is ever a her problem xD

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-27 18:32:38 +0000 UTC

"Puns are lego for jokes."

Photon

2024-10-27 18:31:21 +0000 UTC

Note that Hanners IS also an heiress, and isn't... as confused as Anh. (Beware the No True Scotsman error here.)

Philip Masters

2024-10-27 18:26:59 +0000 UTC

The nice touch is that Hanners is demonstrating that Good Is Not Dumb. She's responding to Anh's confusion about as rationally as anyone could, and remaining unflustered.

Philip Masters

2024-10-27 18:24:38 +0000 UTC

Andropyrosexual?

OldGoat

2024-10-27 18:19:28 +0000 UTC

Naturally is... the catcher. Naturally!

Photon

2024-10-27 18:11:56 +0000 UTC

I should have said "lawyer up" not "pay up"...

allanfranta

2024-10-27 18:10:47 +0000 UTC

But she is rather toxic...

Photon

2024-10-27 18:09:37 +0000 UTC

Yea I knew someone a lot like this in my twenties, a wild 6 months of nonstop drama. Made life more interesting and the rest of our friend group has stories for days but we had to cut her out lol

Laura Sullivan

2024-10-27 16:49:07 +0000 UTC

Ok but Hanners being Anh's Big Bi Awakening is hilarious for both of them for very different reasons.

CthonicBelletrist

2024-10-27 16:40:43 +0000 UTC

@Opus you recall correctly, but it was a story that Penelope was telling Faye, and therefore not definitive. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1932

BookBeard

2024-10-27 15:14:20 +0000 UTC

Anh just kind of latches on to wherever her mind ping pongs to next, huh?

Cole Blackblood

2024-10-27 15:06:00 +0000 UTC

I would love to ship these two, but we all know Hanners isn't going to go for it ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

2024-10-27 15:02:37 +0000 UTC

Except that Anh isn't masculine

Jan Szejko

2024-10-27 14:56:44 +0000 UTC

"That seems like a you problem."

djellafine

2024-10-27 14:38:35 +0000 UTC

Saturize, actually.

Joshua Brumley

2024-10-27 14:35:22 +0000 UTC

@nbarnes you win the comments section today

djellafine

2024-10-27 14:28:43 +0000 UTC

@Joshua Generalize much?

djellafine

2024-10-27 14:26:59 +0000 UTC

This is toxic masculinity in a nutshell. "She's not into me. But she's so sexy."

Marc Ducharme

2024-10-27 14:20:20 +0000 UTC

passive agressive curiosity. amazing.

Richard Bruckner

2024-10-27 14:09:24 +0000 UTC

Here's hoping they fix your cloaca.

William Burns

2024-10-27 13:49:33 +0000 UTC

Some people think all kinds of consarned foolery.

William Burns

2024-10-27 13:47:19 +0000 UTC

I think that's a coloring problem. What you're seeing as the bottom of the wineglass is meant to be a gap between Hanners' body and arm, but it colored as part of her dress, making it look transparent.

Carl Fink

2024-10-27 13:35:28 +0000 UTC

The problem with the rich is they don't have to be smart and act accordingly, if they screw up, they pay up and move on.

allanfranta

2024-10-27 13:31:17 +0000 UTC

You've never encountered a person who assumes that someone is seductive because that person dressed up nicely that day, for instance? I mean, I'm a guy and I've run into that.

Carl Fink

2024-10-27 13:30:45 +0000 UTC

They'll fix that in post.

allanfranta

2024-10-27 13:22:30 +0000 UTC

Philip Masters, thank you. Out-of-context problems is a great explanation for most of my life's confusions.

allanfranta

2024-10-27 13:20:22 +0000 UTC

I have had lady friends, and I was their gentleman caller. Being over 30 and having a "girl"-friend only makes you eligible to be a congressman from Florida.

allanfranta

2024-10-27 13:16:40 +0000 UTC

Apparently...

allanfranta

2024-10-27 13:09:02 +0000 UTC

One of the primary purposes of fiction is to explore situations that we don't/can't/shouldn't/wouldn't in reality.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-27 13:00:27 +0000 UTC

The sound of an author starting to regret what they've unleashed on, and in, their audience :)

Stephen Wells

2024-10-27 12:58:24 +0000 UTC

Nah. She clearly has a high libido, and she hardly seems homophobic given her friendship with Tai. If she could get her rocks off with women, I think she'd have discovered that by now. As someone said above, she has two weapons in her toolkit: intimidation and seduction. Intimidation won't work on Hanners, but she finds Hanners interesting, so her brain has gone all scrambled and reset to the other option, despite the fact that she has no inclination to use it.

Philip Masters

2024-10-27 12:55:39 +0000 UTC

Oh jeepers! Figure out their type or crush and see if you can help them figure out how they feel. Or, they're crushing on you and this is how they deal with it being one sided.

Carrie

2024-10-27 12:55:23 +0000 UTC

But you don't have Anh's rather over-specialised antennae. Hannelore is an out-of-context problem for her, so of course she's misinterpreting everything.

Philip Masters

2024-10-27 12:48:44 +0000 UTC

🥵🤩

Carrie

2024-10-27 12:47:02 +0000 UTC

I believe Lorelei is referencing the "Who's On First" skit performed by Abbott and Costello: https://youtu.be/sYOUFGfK4bU?si=cGF4RmUhWmtEBMgP

Elizabeth Rosenzweig

2024-10-27 12:43:05 +0000 UTC

Yay team squiggly zigzag!

Carrie

2024-10-27 12:41:15 +0000 UTC

Especially since Hanners is elementally repulsed by bodily fluids, kissing, and even touching other people.

gaijin 99

2024-10-27 12:22:49 +0000 UTC

Oh my god

Jeph Jacques

2024-10-27 12:08:46 +0000 UTC

Thanks and I hope your medical crap gets less crappy soon!!

Jeph Jacques

2024-10-27 12:05:21 +0000 UTC

i don't know, third base... this is so funny, absolutely blessed dynamic

Boots McGoot

2024-10-27 10:52:33 +0000 UTC

Bi furious

Eoin Madsen

2024-10-27 10:46:52 +0000 UTC

These two just met today, Joyce and Dorothy are in their second semester in the same dorm.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-27 10:30:28 +0000 UTC

Don't forget third base is a Home Run for Girl-Girl Action.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-27 10:27:17 +0000 UTC

Penelope is not Pizza Girl, i distinctly remember a strip with P and PG pointing at each other like the Spider-man Meme saying "You." "You!"

Opus the Poet

2024-10-27 10:17:26 +0000 UTC

I'm just guessing that's what Anh thinks

Jan Szejko

2024-10-27 10:14:56 +0000 UTC

... Is this really a thing that people think?

Am Queue

2024-10-27 10:11:17 +0000 UTC

@nbarnes I understood that reference.. I'll get my flying monkeys to lift that house off my sister and be right with you.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-27 10:09:48 +0000 UTC

Or at least scene reports.

Am Queue

2024-10-27 10:05:38 +0000 UTC

I can relate to medical crap, I just got home from rehab for a kidney infection, 2 months after getting home from my second fall in 2 months. I was only back from rehab 5 days from the first fall when I had the second fall, and I spent 10 hours on my back in a walk-in shower with a loofa bath mat abrading the skin off my back. Loofa mats are great for not slipping in the shower, awful for laying down on. I spent 2 weeks healing up from that one.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-27 10:05:17 +0000 UTC

cough Man, a lot of people seem to have trouble spelling Anh when it's right in front of them on the comic page.

Clifton Royston

2024-10-27 08:57:06 +0000 UTC

Naturally.

Travis Young

2024-10-27 08:54:12 +0000 UTC

Two people inexperienced in the ways of non-penetrative intercourse (or, as Erika Moen would put it, “girlfuck”) with trouble communicating together, such as, I don’t know, on laying out expectations. What could possibly go wrong?

Comics Ladybird

2024-10-27 08:48:30 +0000 UTC

Hann’s Ahn’s first

Ísabel Pirsic

2024-10-27 08:32:58 +0000 UTC

This is pretty much the quintessential QC.

Abhayakara

2024-10-27 07:49:33 +0000 UTC

Anh seems like she would be very good at interacting with people...who never say what they mean. People who say exactly what they mean, like Hanners, apparently mystify her.

Davus Otho

2024-10-27 07:38:01 +0000 UTC

Hannelore is probably firemansexual anyway.

Shane Wegner

2024-10-27 07:32:12 +0000 UTC

Hanners is sending mixed signals, because on one hand she says she's not into girls, but on the other, she's so sexy

Jan Szejko

2024-10-27 07:07:09 +0000 UTC

This reminds me of my friend… “I’m only gay when I’m drunk.”

Steven Ametjan

2024-10-27 06:13:58 +0000 UTC

There hasn't been a single comic with those two that didn't make me laugh.

Bagge

2024-10-27 05:59:06 +0000 UTC

I think the problem is definitely on Ahn's end.

mathw

2024-10-27 05:51:37 +0000 UTC

Elf, you're making me need more journal entries!

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-27 05:27:17 +0000 UTC

I had always been assuming you were Jeph's alt! Medical crap is crap, hope you're through it okay soon.

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-27 05:24:21 +0000 UTC

Naturally.

William Cole

2024-10-27 05:23:17 +0000 UTC

Guess you're just going to let the more (ahem) amateur artists... bring this arc to it's ... um... climax.

Lightsabr2

2024-10-27 05:23:11 +0000 UTC

Fair

Anthony Gaglianese

2024-10-27 04:59:40 +0000 UTC

Her interest in Sven suggests she's made a lot of mistakes in clubs, tbh.

Bill Silvia

2024-10-27 04:58:47 +0000 UTC

This is so close to being perfect. If only "cracking an egg" was associated with a bisexual awakening.

Bill Silvia

2024-10-27 04:58:10 +0000 UTC

He sure is!

Eric Sieck

2024-10-27 04:54:47 +0000 UTC

I love everything about Ahn and I want a comic series of her life

A_Shadowmage_in_the_Pearlmania_War

2024-10-27 04:37:32 +0000 UTC

So, who _is_on first, anyway?

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-27 04:26:52 +0000 UTC

Ahahahaha, this was so funny. All of you.

legobil

2024-10-27 04:26:38 +0000 UTC

The train is leaving the station, the lights are blinking, choo-choo! Anh: What?!

legobil

2024-10-27 04:22:56 +0000 UTC

Oh, Hanners. So pure, so pure. Never stop being you. Anh: More mixed signals?!

legobil

2024-10-27 04:20:59 +0000 UTC

"THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKIN' YOU!!!" "Third base!" ... "Well now you've just confused the issue further."

Duke

2024-10-27 04:18:55 +0000 UTC

Yea but it's generally mixed because of how it's being read, not how it's being spoken/done

Yenni Desroches

2024-10-27 04:18:31 +0000 UTC

Comedy of Eros to follow.

Elf Sternberg

2024-10-27 04:18:20 +0000 UTC

Jeph, I've been having another bad bout of medical crap lately, and as shitty as I feel QC never fails to make me feel better. I know I can be an asshole on here, but it's always in an effort to be funny. Thanks for everything you do.

Yelling Bird

2024-10-27 04:14:40 +0000 UTC

Well that's just great, Zilcho. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine.

ValdVin

2024-10-27 04:10:52 +0000 UTC

The last confirmed sighting of pizza girl was #3642, although there was someone in CoD recently who looked suspiciously like her... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3642 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5110

BookBeard

2024-10-27 03:59:49 +0000 UTC

No one expects the Spanish Anh-quisiton!

Andrew

2024-10-27 03:54:54 +0000 UTC

Heh... And girls wonder why guys get annoyed at "mixed" signals. :)

Joshua Brumley

2024-10-27 03:52:56 +0000 UTC

Brilliantly executed.

Tim Starliper

2024-10-27 03:47:10 +0000 UTC

What about OUT of firefighting gear?

Tim Starliper

2024-10-27 03:46:33 +0000 UTC

it seems fine to me, most of the left side of the glass is behind Hanners' hand Handers

Minzoku Bokumetsu

2024-10-27 03:40:38 +0000 UTC

I DON'T GIVE A DARN!

William Cole

2024-10-27 03:23:32 +0000 UTC

my gear laddened hat opens up to reveal a steam powered gattling gun filled with stakes

Gamera

2024-10-27 03:18:38 +0000 UTC

No, no, no. What's'er name is on third base. With Sally.

BobC

2024-10-27 03:11:14 +0000 UTC

Her two tools are intimidation, seduction, and a ruthless commitment to her own advaHER THREE TOOLS are intimidation, seduction, a ruthless commitment to her own advancement, andAMONGST HER TOOLS ARE SUCH DIVERSE ITEMS AS.... I'll come in again.

nbarnes

2024-10-27 03:07:11 +0000 UTC

Ahhhhh, she's deep in the bisexual panic, huh

Kristina

2024-10-27 03:03:16 +0000 UTC

I mean the romance novel basically writes itself

James Anthony

2024-10-27 02:44:25 +0000 UTC

"... stungun and mace, Karmann Ghia plates say 'Lost in Space.'" Yeah, that's about the right speed for Ahn.

Elf Sternberg

2024-10-27 02:30:48 +0000 UTC

I don't know (THIRD BASE!)

Joseph Houk

2024-10-27 02:30:36 +0000 UTC

I made sexy mistakes on a mountain once, although in the Cascades, not Tibet. God, he was gorgeous. And unlike Brokeback Mountain, we didn't forget the astroglide.

Elf Sternberg

2024-10-27 02:29:40 +0000 UTC

That's "Dr. Heteronormativity" to you, comrade! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1526

Elf Sternberg

2024-10-27 02:28:24 +0000 UTC

And when WAS the last time we saw Pizza Girl?

Elf Sternberg

2024-10-27 02:26:20 +0000 UTC

I dunno. Season 1 Hanners was a wildly different creature. Had sexy vibes in a "Oh, sure, I'll bite your head off after mating, because I have issues" way. Still completely unavailable, but emanating a serial killer sort of sexiness. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=520

Elf Sternberg

2024-10-27 02:25:59 +0000 UTC

🎶Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na, Pizza!🎶

David Paul

2024-10-27 02:17:10 +0000 UTC

Heiress / volunteer firefighter. Stranger things have happened?

Andrew

2024-10-27 02:16:12 +0000 UTC

@Logan Nix they call it "The Zoo". All ages access, but only VIPs go into the animal pens.

David Paul

2024-10-27 02:12:06 +0000 UTC

Bi's on first, Pan's on second, but I Don't Know is still on third.

Rob Vary

2024-10-27 02:09:03 +0000 UTC

Both Anh and the wine glass are being affected by the strong lesbian vibes of the wedding. They make everything just a little less straight.

BookBeard

2024-10-27 02:08:44 +0000 UTC

The night is young.

BookBeard

2024-10-27 02:05:22 +0000 UTC

OMG this one had me LMAO!!

Sean Rotter

2024-10-27 02:01:06 +0000 UTC

Now all we need is two troublemaking twins and an ambiguously flamboyant hotel manager... Maybe Hanners should quit the coffee shop and start selling candy?

Logan Nix

2024-10-27 01:50:48 +0000 UTC

Or go to a random club and shovel yak poo? Not sure what kind of club that'd be though

Logan Nix

2024-10-27 01:49:44 +0000 UTC

As they say, "Two heiress human; tofu gived vine."

Mad Marie

2024-10-27 01:45:17 +0000 UTC

I wonder how many women are on mountains in Tibet. Lotsa monks there, just saying.

Mad Marie

2024-10-27 01:43:37 +0000 UTC

Pizza girl runs in. " Did somebody activate The Signal?"

Mad Marie

2024-10-27 01:41:35 +0000 UTC

I you remove "the law" in that sentence,

Mad Marie

2024-10-27 01:40:31 +0000 UTC

I suppose Ahn really is, I also keep forgetting Hanner's heritage.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-27 01:38:06 +0000 UTC

... Girls: definitely no. Now a woman, on the other hand...

Mad Marie

2024-10-27 01:37:07 +0000 UTC

I resemble that remark...

Doc Gumby

2024-10-27 01:36:38 +0000 UTC

I approve of this message.

Anthony Gaglianese

2024-10-27 01:36:37 +0000 UTC

Split the difference. Go to Tibet and make sexy mistakes on a mountain.

BookBeard

2024-10-27 01:35:30 +0000 UTC

Both, probably.

BookBeard

2024-10-27 01:34:29 +0000 UTC

"Look, I just came over to say that I don't want to have sex with you either. So the fact that you aren't interested is a good thing. Unless you are? But you're not, so fine. I mean, if your not sure...? No, okay. Me too. Good. Fine. cough"

BookBeard

2024-10-27 01:33:49 +0000 UTC

i feel like both of these people have never interacted with anyone like each other before. it's like a shark talking to a yak.

LH

2024-10-27 01:30:16 +0000 UTC

She certainly seems fairly bent to me.

Doug DeJulio

2024-10-27 01:29:51 +0000 UTC

But has Hanners ever seen a girl in firefighting gear?

Matthew Weber

2024-10-27 01:29:41 +0000 UTC

it's actually just a nickname, their full name is Bison First

LH

2024-10-27 01:28:19 +0000 UTC

When your only tools are intimidation and seduction, everything looks like a potential conquest.

Elberik

2024-10-27 01:26:53 +0000 UTC

I can't tell if they're gonna be great friends or if Hannelore is going to have to lay down the law at some point on her.

KSib

2024-10-27 01:26:48 +0000 UTC

See, the stem has a curve in it by design. She just rotated the glass so it became evident.

Sexagesimalian

2024-10-27 01:25:30 +0000 UTC

well duh, you're clearly not a sexy fireman

LH

2024-10-27 01:25:25 +0000 UTC

"I'm not bi-ing--YOU'RE bi-ing!" 😭

Mad Marie

2024-10-27 01:24:11 +0000 UTC

I have yet so see a sexy signal of any kind from Hannelore.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-27 01:17:20 +0000 UTC

"I'm desperate to be your friend but let's sort the sex thing out first and it's your fault ok"

SpookyPenguin

2024-10-27 01:15:00 +0000 UTC

Abbot and Costello can never be forgotten for this deathless joke.

SpookyPenguin

2024-10-27 01:12:15 +0000 UTC

In panel 2, Hannelore is so flustered she has broken the stem off that wine glass. That or bent it.

Matthew Delahaye

2024-10-27 01:11:33 +0000 UTC

Similar to an heirhead?

Sean Kinlin

2024-10-27 01:09:35 +0000 UTC

I'm starting to think Anh might not be very straight.

The World Famous Chocomerican

2024-10-27 01:08:30 +0000 UTC

This is your brain on heteronormativity

Gamera

2024-10-27 01:07:17 +0000 UTC

Anh needs to do some soul-searching. And not the 'go to Tibet and scale a mountain' like Hanners did, more the 'go to a random club and make some sexy mistakes' kind.

Anthony Gaglianese

2024-10-27 01:06:25 +0000 UTC

THIRD BASE!

Buck Caldwell

2024-10-27 00:59:09 +0000 UTC

At least nobody's been threatened with arm-breaking yet!

Wynn Donivan

2024-10-27 00:55:47 +0000 UTC

"I'm starting to think Ahn might not be very bright." - Well, she is an heiress.

Jimi Ballard

2024-10-27 00:53:03 +0000 UTC

Someone please smack Ahn with a clue by four.

Miyaa

2024-10-27 00:51:31 +0000 UTC

Poor Hannah

Jim Sharkey

2024-10-27 00:49:09 +0000 UTC

SEAN GDI NO (Take your like ya filthy animal!)

Miyaa

2024-10-27 00:48:34 +0000 UTC

SUBTLE

Andrew

2024-10-27 00:47:35 +0000 UTC

HOLD HANDS HOLD HANDS HOLD HANDS

Lorelei

2024-10-27 00:46:32 +0000 UTC

I love this woman so much! She's hilarious!

Vilinda

2024-10-27 00:45:07 +0000 UTC

Why be bright when you can be rich and angry?

Timothy Roller

2024-10-27 00:43:30 +0000 UTC

Who's Ahn first?

Sean Kinlin

2024-10-27 00:41:50 +0000 UTC

Strike that, reverse it. Ask Station to take out Instagram's servers from orbit.

Emma Humphries

2024-10-27 00:40:43 +0000 UTC

Idea, someone ask Station to delete Anh's Instagram.

Emma Humphries

2024-10-27 00:39:38 +0000 UTC

Steady on, they haven't even held hands yet! 😂

Dean Reilly

2024-10-27 00:38:46 +0000 UTC

Don't Be Ridiculous! 🙄

SilverbackRon

2024-10-27 00:38:25 +0000 UTC

Yes, not the sexual orientation but rather a player with the unlikely name of “Bi” is on first!

el_zilcho

2024-10-27 00:37:50 +0000 UTC

Nice.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-27 00:37:24 +0000 UTC

If it was anyone other than Hannelore, I’d suggest that they experiment to be sure.

Taigan

2024-10-27 00:36:51 +0000 UTC

I with Hanners on this one.

Drazi

2024-10-27 00:36:44 +0000 UTC

Ahn is very Ahn-centric. Hanners is rightly puzzled.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-27 00:36:25 +0000 UTC

She's just too pure

Kenneth Harris

2024-10-27 00:35:50 +0000 UTC

Hanners has no routines for this level of nonsense. And she has dealt with Pintsize.

Tannerbot

2024-10-27 00:35:46 +0000 UTC

The problem is definitely on Anh's end.

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-10-27 00:35:44 +0000 UTC

When one of them says "I don't know", does that mean they made it to Third Base?

Z Winningham

2024-10-27 00:35:44 +0000 UTC

Anh, she's a comedy of errors.

Jeremy

2024-10-27 00:35:41 +0000 UTC

to be clear, it's good to be clear

Brendan Luster

2024-10-27 00:35:36 +0000 UTC

THIRD BASE!

A Lorelei V

2024-10-27 00:35:33 +0000 UTC

As a late-in-life lesbian, I didn't expect to be clocked so hard tonight 😅

Aerin Moriarty

2024-10-27 00:35:28 +0000 UTC

Projecting much?

Jessie Bunton

2024-10-27 00:35:27 +0000 UTC

Hanners' face in panel two is perfection.

Armcannon Productions

2024-10-27 00:35:21 +0000 UTC

Jeph, have you been thinking about Joyce and Dorothy?

Andrea Andrew

2024-10-27 00:35:19 +0000 UTC

Bahaha I would not want to know this disaster in real life but written very entertaining

Laura Sullivan

2024-10-27 00:35:10 +0000 UTC

Who's Bi First

Comments

Comedy is tragedy plus time, and since it's still the same day it's probably more a tragedy of errors...

I'm obsessed with Anh

This gives me flashbacks to 99% of discussions I had with neurotypical people

Agreed 100%! Too bad it is not helping, vis a vis Anh that is. 😅

Thank you both, and you're probably both right, some combination of the two. I was in a very grouchy mood yesterday (bad day.) More often I would let it slide or at least try to make a more pleasant reminder to respect others' names (especially names from other languages and cultures.)

Anh is rapidly becoming my new favorite character, and she and Hanners together seem like they would be a very fun odd couple.

The Webcomic Dumbing of Age; the Jeph and it's creator Willis are friends, or perhaps frenemies depending on the exact moment and the state of the current Butts Disease infections. Joyce and Dorothy are main characters with frequent sexual tensions.

yeah,,,,, her rear end

(I don't know who Joyce and Dorothy are, what context am I missing?)

I think it's because there's no unique way to pronounce Anh in English (unless you do "An-huh"), so people latching onto the most likely pronunciation (as "Ahn") which becomes easier to remember than the proper spelling.

This does not have enough likes! Have another.

That Hanners is sexy? Yes

Thanks Jeph! I've been having medical issues since Dec 31st 2001. There's been a lot of ups and downs, but I'm hanging in there.

I am not going to "like" that story, but I'm glad that you're around to tell it.

Opus, that's what I was in for this last time. Had a massive kidney infection. They said they found a stone and were going to have to surgically remove it. They took a CT scan to get it's exact location and couldn't find it again.

They must become an item. I need to see this.

I have no desire to 'ship these two. Anh is just a horrible person, as Jeph himself has said. I have a lot higher hopes for Hanners--she deserves so much more!

Ah... Absence Of Tone In Text™ strikes again! My bad

@dcy665 - that is unfortunate.

either or both works

It could be autocorrect. I know I don't always notice when it changes something on me. I usually remember to proofread, but sometimes something will slip by. And a lot of people miss more.

Had an old drinking buddy who's first name was Byron. He insisted people call him Ron.

She's been a lot better about the touching, lately, hugging friends and everything. And she was never exactly happy with her touch issues.

Hanners is collecting... challenging friends

@Yenni Desroches But effective communication goes both ways. Message-Feedback-Adjust Message if necessary and resend. Ever had a boss that would give ambiguous instructions then get angry when someone asked for clarification? Yeah, that guy. Women do it, too.

Nothing in Anh's life is ever a her problem xD

"Puns are lego for jokes."

Note that Hanners IS also an heiress, and isn't... as confused as Anh. (Beware the No True Scotsman error here.)

The nice touch is that Hanners is demonstrating that Good Is Not Dumb. She's responding to Anh's confusion about as rationally as anyone could, and remaining unflustered.

Andropyrosexual?

Naturally is... the catcher. Naturally!

I should have said "lawyer up" not "pay up"...

But she is rather toxic...

Yea I knew someone a lot like this in my twenties, a wild 6 months of nonstop drama. Made life more interesting and the rest of our friend group has stories for days but we had to cut her out lol

Ok but Hanners being Anh's Big Bi Awakening is hilarious for both of them for very different reasons.

@Opus you recall correctly, but it was a story that Penelope was telling Faye, and therefore not definitive. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1932

Anh just kind of latches on to wherever her mind ping pongs to next, huh?

I would love to ship these two, but we all know Hanners isn't going to go for it ~<3

Except that Anh isn't masculine

"That seems like a you problem."

Saturize, actually.

@nbarnes you win the comments section today

@Joshua Generalize much?

This is toxic masculinity in a nutshell. "She's not into me. But she's so sexy."

passive agressive curiosity. amazing.

Here's hoping they fix your cloaca.

*Some* people think all kinds of consarned foolery.

I think that's a coloring problem. What you're seeing as the bottom of the wineglass is meant to be a gap between Hanners' body and arm, but it colored as part of her dress, making it look transparent.

The problem with the rich is they don't have to be smart and act accordingly, if they screw up, they pay up and move on.

You've never encountered a person who assumes that someone is seductive because that person dressed up nicely that day, for instance? I mean, I'm a guy and I've run into that.

They'll fix that in post.

Philip Masters, thank you. Out-of-context problems is a great explanation for most of my life's confusions.

I have had lady friends, and I was their gentleman caller. Being over 30 and having a "girl"-friend only makes you eligible to be a congressman from Florida.

Apparently...

One of the primary purposes of fiction is to explore situations that we don't/can't/shouldn't/wouldn't in reality.

The sound of an author starting to regret what they've unleashed on, and in, their audience :)

Oh jeepers! Figure out their type or crush and see if you can help them figure out how they feel. Or, they're crushing on you and this is how they deal with it being one sided.

But you don't have Anh's rather over-specialised antennae. Hannelore is an out-of-context problem for her, so of course she's misinterpreting everything.

🥵🤩

I believe Lorelei is referencing the "Who's On First" skit performed by Abbott and Costello: https://youtu.be/sYOUFGfK4bU?si=cGF4RmUhWmtEBMgP

Yay team squiggly zigzag!

Especially since Hanners is elementally repulsed by bodily fluids, kissing, and even touching other people.

Oh my god

Thanks and I hope your medical crap gets less crappy soon!!

i don't know, third base... this is so funny, absolutely blessed dynamic

Bi furious

These two just met today, Joyce and Dorothy are in their second semester in the same dorm.

Don't forget third base is a Home Run for Girl-Girl Action.

Penelope is not Pizza Girl, i distinctly remember a strip with P and PG pointing at each other like the Spider-man Meme saying "You." "You!"

I'm just guessing that's what Anh thinks

... Is this really a thing that people think?

@nbarnes I understood that reference.. I'll get my flying monkeys to lift that house off my sister and be right with you.

Or at least scene reports.

*cough* Man, a lot of people seem to have trouble spelling Anh when it's right in front of them on the comic page.

Naturally.

Two people inexperienced in the ways of non-penetrative intercourse (or, as Erika Moen would put it, “girlfuck”) with trouble communicating together, such as, I don’t know, on laying out expectations. What could possibly go wrong?

Hann’s Ahn’s first

This is pretty much the quintessential QC.

Some people think all kinds of consarned foolery.

cough Man, a lot of people seem to have trouble spelling Anh when it's right in front of them on the comic page.

my gear laddened hat opens up to reveal a steam powered gattling gun filled with stakes

"Look, I just came over to say that I don't want to have sex with you either. So the fact that you aren't interested is a good thing. Unless you are? But you're not, so fine. I mean, if your not sure...? No, okay. Me too. Good. Fine. cough"