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I don't think she's so much angry, more needing a shit and doesn't want anybody to be in the fallout zone.

Andrew Taylor

oh going down is the easy part, especially for Faye, she's a bourbon girl, it's how hard it's going to come up that's the issue. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

I'm shocked the drink even went down in the first place!

Tim Starliper

Jesus, Sven is never gonna stop paying for that kinda sorta but not really fuck up huh? Time to let go of that anger Faye...

wolfman

I mean, the last time he broke up with someone he got so drunk he fought a giant purple gecko with a plastic vodka bottle. Also, if he keeps it NBD, then Svetlana(?) won't hunt Cosette down and kill her for breaking his heart.

Travis Young

Fluctuate? Is that, like, a barometric pressure thing??

Ursus Ridens

I like to imagine that is the Faye that our artist envisioned in QC #3, q.v.

Ursus Ridens

Cherries and olives should stay well apart from each other.

Chris Warren

Or how she prepares herself for the eventual pooping.

Shawn K. Younkin

SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS APPROVES!

Shawn K. Younkin

You mean she doesn't have an ASMR of that on her phone already?

ValdVin

@Andrea Andrew They were definitely 'seeing each other' and it was implied that they hooked up more than was portrayed in the comic. Faye also laid out ground rules for the relationship, which Sven violated and then it was over. Sounds at least datingsque.

Not that Patrick Foltz

Took them some time to get there, though: for a while their encounters were awkward, to say the least.

Comics Ladybird

OMG - the first record that I ever bought, with my first ever payslip :)

Digi

I think it wasn't that he bought the boat, it was that he KEPT the boat.

Stephen Wells

Faye will also be providing porn sound track noises. Grunting, moaning, "oh god"...

Stephen Wells

Wow, Faye is really lookin' good in that dress...

Hugh Eckert

Perhaps her parents were blaxsploitation fans?

Philip Masters

Tomahto, Tomayto.

Philip Masters

The Leafs, in defiance of the NHL become the only team to wear black on black for both home and away games.

Jim Feldman

That's not a girl. It's a goat, see?

Todd Ellner

I thought they just hooked up. Were they dating?

Andrea Andrew

is anyone shocked that the drink doesn't sit well? ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

Ten years later Dark Emmett & Grim Samantha’s drink is sold to Amazon as endocrinologists hail it as a more effective way to prepare people for their impending colonoscopy. They become billionaires and celebrate by wearing top hats and monocles, and become the youngest owners of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Miyaa

Sometimes a breakup just works out fine: "We regret the partnership,etc, but not the friendship, which happily, has survived our errors." Speaking from personal experience here, if you can salvage the friendship, 30 years down the road you’ve got someone who "knew you when", and that’s a gift.

Claudia D.

Must be the “Sven Effect". My husband and I have a joke about such things. As Faye seems unconscious of it, I would say it’s just a disturbance in the local atmosphere and signifies nothing on her part. Carry on Faye, and hustle down to the hall to the bathroom!

Claudia D.

A didn't think there was much in it that was especially laxative, but I guess her digestion has identified the combination of olives and cherries, and noped out.

Philip Masters

The important thing is we finally know she’s named Cleo. Hi Cleo!

Clifton Royston

It's funny that Sven is probably warning her because she's about to overhear sex, whereas Faye is concerned about the couple hearing her bathroom activities xD

enchantedsleeper

Even so... For me it's the fact that their relationship ended off-screen that's frustrating 😅 Plus, they were together for a long time (longer than Marten and Claire!), and yet Steve didn't even seem to care about the relationship ending. It's odd.

enchantedsleeper

OOF

enchantedsleeper

It is indeed Steve

enchantedsleeper

Perhaps Faye needs more fibre in her diet.

Dean Reilly

that timeline is awesome. And I realise how much I've forgotten in the meantime. Time for a full re-read

Sarah Peper 🏳️‍⚧️

Also Sprach Zarathustra for when Bubbles gets dressed and porn soundtrack for when she gets undressed.

Stephen Wells

Yep. We old

Drazi

They fluctuate

Matthew Delahaye

I love how the two of them still have good chemistry. Part of the hurt, I suppose

Bagge

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade if you don’t have cups.

legobil

Ah, that explains it. While Ahn may be looking to get railed, Cleo was looking to get bomped.

legobil

Along with a loud *prrffpphhtttbbbbtttttt*

legobil

I've been meaning to send some Letters to Cleo

Smashy smashy

Bow-chicka-dum-tss.

Graydon Armstrong

Nice. I remembered the bathroom encounter (reread that strip recently, probably starting from some other strip you linked), but forgot it was GI issues too.

Pejo

Thanks very much!

PixelThis

He should shorten and capitalise it, IMHO.

Diptych

This spreadsheet? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wqTgvVxV0GE1EoKnR0pxVChHUo4ZYtal/edit?pli=1&gid=2000794116#gid=2000794116

Larry

But there's only one girl, and no cups.

Daryl Sawyer

That's how fast her clothes want to come off in Sven's presence.

Daryl Sawyer

Not a spreadsheet, but: https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline

Captain Button

I'm doing a archive deep-dive and I remember seeing on one of these posts (months and months ago) a link to a spreadsheet that dated everything and kept track of when characters first entered the comic, does anyone have a link to that?

PixelThis

It's a party in Sven's bed. A lemon party.

Todd Ellner

I did NOT realize that was Steve yesterday, I thought it was just some random dude! It's much funnier if it's Steve.

Paul Zagieboylo

Nice one Bob! Hard to imagine that song is nearly 50 years old.

SilverbackRon

Faye is missing a strap in the last frame

Julie Chan

@BookBeard Spotify is suggesting O Fortuna and that does not seem appropriate… But I do have plenty Yaz!

Darren Franzen

There is quite a lot of music distributed under a Creative Commons licence. You just have to check the particular terms for redistribution (and likely credit the artist and song).

David Paul

It was the olives and the soda water that made it evil. Everything else was flavouring.

David Paul

I knew a guy named Imhotep, anything is possible.

Sammitch

That "drink" was more like a cold soup than a drink, no wonder it is affecting her like that.

Opus the Poet

If you cross-reference the house layout between this and the previous strip, Sven's bedroom has a window into the bathroom that Faye is about to destroy.

Sammitch

That Trace Atkins song sounds like a great example of a canon Sven composition. The joke "What did Ted and Edna see when they went to the barn?" Was my favorite 'dirty' joke to tell when I was a kid.

Not that Patrick Foltz

I know what I’m doing at “work” “tomorrow”. Work = in bed Tomorrow = 5 minutes from now

Darren Franzen

I thought Steve was the one with the appealing timber...

Captain Button

And of course when Faye confronted him climbing out of the bar bathroom window, after she and Sven hooked up she used gastrointestinal distress as her excuse to Penelope for needing to go to see Dr. Corinne. Bathrooms and poop have been common themes in their relationship.

Not that Patrick Foltz

I mean would work for me

Aaron Brewer

I prefer to think she has an "Emergency Porn Music" playlist already built and ready to go, just in case.

BookBeard

To be fair it's not like we saw a lot of Cosette anyway. Steve's appearances have been a once-a-year gag at most, and she only showed up in about half of those.

BookBeard

Faye plays “Walk Like an Egyptian” by the Bangles. It’s super effective.

Miyaa

I learned porn site may use royalty free music for their porn.

Miyaa

I assumed youtube

Eric Sieck

Nah, his Bubbles is Hanners

Eric Sieck

I know a video game streamer who has a dog named Cleo!

Miyaa

Faye might be my wife

JD

These two have come a long way. Hope Sven finds his Bubbles (May).

Andrea Andrew

Very thoughtful of her, honestly.

Populuxe

The library maintains a comprehensive collection of porn soundtracks, you just have to convince Momo to open the horny vault. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4421

BookBeard

Who knows? Faye may have incredible range and an appealing timbre.

ValdVin

It ain't Sven's room anymore, it's the "guest room". They're at his parents house, he hasn't lived there in a while.

BookBeard

🎶BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!🎶

Tyler

Kudos for the top notch callback in panel three. The last time Faye and Sven ran into each other she was similarly in a state of gastrointestinal distress. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3994

BookBeard

But did Sven actually give permission?

JD

They have permission. Tai told everyone where the hookups were supposed to happen right after the ceremony ended. Dora's mom said she would change the sheets tomorrow.

Tom B

Faye has always had curves, but hasn’t put the goods right out there like this much. That kind of dress also requires a padded push-up bra, which usually adds at least a cup size, if not a couple.

Melissa Wilson

*Plop-Chica-Wowa*

Doc Gumby

I always really liked Cosette, shame we'll probably never see her again. Although, given we don't see plenty of the *main* characters for years on end (*cough* Brun *cough*) thining out their numbers might not hurt a bit...

David Durant

I was wondering the same thing.

Doc Gumby

Yup! Gotta have it!

Thomas Baxter

Why Wouldn't Faye have porn music on her phone?

Doc Gumby

tbh I think people willing to have sex in someone else’s bed without permission deserve to listen to the dulcet tones of Faye’s enormous shit

JD

the dress accentuates the curves

Blake Manor

Looks like Richard stayed in the room with Steve and Cleo

Zak Reichle

That was kinda the point. It was more of a "Made you look!" than a "Gotcha!". However, for some folks it will bring back Disco nightmares. That's the real vein this needle was aiming for.

BobC

I am very disappointed you didn't rick roll us

Drazi

Is Cleo short for Cleopatra? (Don't laugh: That was my wife's tortie's name.)

ValdVin

Who here is old enough to know tub girl? Speaking of.... Well, one of those things

Drazi

Is it just me, or do Faye's boobs keep getting bigger? Like, not complaining or anything.

Nulgar

I mean there’s rule 34 so sure.

Robert Smart

Now you're a man! Manny manny man!

Likeablejerk

I'm sure that's a turn-on to someone...

Alacrity Fitzhugh

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5406 (setting off a flood of Claire puns that even Marten thought were a bit much)

Mark Eichin

I think it’d be kinda surreal to try to poop to a porn music accompaniment.

Robert Smart

But who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? (and where can I get one?)

Alacrity Fitzhugh

We got the "bomp" yesterday from the closet door breaking.

Richard

Here you go, Faye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEbaeLv-aOo

BobC

I'm more of Bomp Chicka Wow Wow person. Gotta have that `bomp`

Thomas Baxter

Faye always so considerate of others

Katie Spina

I need to get a porn soundtrack into my library in case of similar contingencies.

William Cole

Orgazmo soundtrack for the win!

Yelling Bird

Goddamn, I was just about to make a similar joke!

Bridgette Ryan

Faye being an excellent wingman even when dropping a deuce 🤣🤣🤣

Aditya Rameshan

Dumped him cuz he bought a boat

Aditya Rameshan

They broke up because he drunk bought a boat. (No, really. It was brought up like a week ago when marten was catching up with him at the wedding)

Travis Young

Ahhh, Cleo. Now we have a name. Also, obligatory *hey chicka bump bump*

Anthony Gaglianese

So considerate lmao

Jackie aka Jax

Evilus deathicus *blood blood blood* On second thought, hopefully there's no blood blood blood.

Bill Silvia

*George Michael playing as she drops a wicked deuce* 🎵🎶 somebodyyyy tellll meeee ohhhhhhh

Reece Chenault

What happened to Steve's last gf? The college girl that was accident prone.

Michael

I appreciate that Faye is help setting the mood for Steve & Cleo!

Shawn K. Younkin

Bow chicka wow wow

Edward Clayton Andrew


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