I don't think she's so much angry, more needing a shit and doesn't want anybody to be in the fallout zone.
Andrew Taylor
2024-10-25 21:58:15 +0000 UTC
oh going down is the easy part, especially for Faye, she's a bourbon girl, it's how hard it's going to come up that's the issue. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-10-25 04:54:52 +0000 UTC
I'm shocked the drink even went down in the first place!
Tim Starliper
2024-10-24 23:23:45 +0000 UTC
Jesus, Sven is never gonna stop paying for that kinda sorta but not really fuck up huh? Time to let go of that anger Faye...
wolfman
2024-10-24 15:11:41 +0000 UTC
I mean, the last time he broke up with someone he got so drunk he fought a giant purple gecko with a plastic vodka bottle.
Also, if he keeps it NBD, then Svetlana(?) won't hunt Cosette down and kill her for breaking his heart.
Travis Young
2024-10-24 02:03:48 +0000 UTC
Fluctuate? Is that, like, a barometric pressure thing??
Ursus Ridens
2024-10-24 00:18:41 +0000 UTC
I like to imagine that is the Faye that our artist envisioned in QC #3, q.v.
Ursus Ridens
2024-10-24 00:15:09 +0000 UTC
Cherries and olives should stay well apart from each other.
Chris Warren
2024-10-23 23:17:22 +0000 UTC
Or how she prepares herself for the eventual pooping.
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-10-23 23:11:26 +0000 UTC
SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS APPROVES!
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-10-23 23:09:47 +0000 UTC
You mean she doesn't have an ASMR of that on her phone already?
ValdVin
2024-10-23 23:03:38 +0000 UTC
@Andrea Andrew
They were definitely 'seeing each other' and it was implied that they hooked up more than was portrayed in the comic. Faye also laid out ground rules for the relationship, which Sven violated and then it was over. Sounds at least datingsque.
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-10-23 22:36:21 +0000 UTC
Took them some time to get there, though: for a while their encounters were awkward, to say the least.
Comics Ladybird
2024-10-23 21:54:38 +0000 UTC
OMG - the first record that I ever bought, with my first ever payslip :)
Digi
2024-10-23 19:59:08 +0000 UTC
I think it wasn't that he bought the boat, it was that he KEPT the boat.
Stephen Wells
2024-10-23 19:12:57 +0000 UTC
Faye will also be providing porn sound track noises. Grunting, moaning, "oh god"...
Stephen Wells
2024-10-23 19:11:31 +0000 UTC
Wow, Faye is really lookin' good in that dress...
Hugh Eckert
2024-10-23 18:54:21 +0000 UTC
Perhaps her parents were blaxsploitation fans?
Philip Masters
2024-10-23 18:15:37 +0000 UTC
Tomahto, Tomayto.
Philip Masters
2024-10-23 18:13:39 +0000 UTC
The Leafs, in defiance of the NHL become the only team to wear black on black for both home and away games.
Jim Feldman
2024-10-23 17:33:56 +0000 UTC
That's not a girl. It's a goat, see?
Todd Ellner
2024-10-23 14:00:53 +0000 UTC
I thought they just hooked up. Were they dating?
Andrea Andrew
2024-10-23 13:58:47 +0000 UTC
is anyone shocked that the drink doesn't sit well? ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-10-23 13:18:55 +0000 UTC
Ten years later Dark Emmett & Grim Samantha’s drink is sold to Amazon as endocrinologists hail it as a more effective way to prepare people for their impending colonoscopy. They become billionaires and celebrate by wearing top hats and monocles, and become the youngest owners of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Miyaa
2024-10-23 12:46:35 +0000 UTC
Sometimes a breakup just works out fine: "We regret the partnership,etc, but not the friendship, which happily, has survived our errors." Speaking from personal experience here, if you can salvage the friendship, 30 years down the road you’ve got someone who "knew you when", and that’s a gift.
Claudia D.
2024-10-23 12:39:26 +0000 UTC
Must be the “Sven Effect". My husband and I have a joke about such things. As Faye seems unconscious of it, I would say it’s just a disturbance in the local atmosphere and signifies nothing on her part. Carry on Faye, and hustle down to the hall to the bathroom!
Claudia D.
2024-10-23 12:34:26 +0000 UTC
A didn't think there was much in it that was especially laxative, but I guess her digestion has identified the combination of olives and cherries, and noped out.
Philip Masters
2024-10-23 11:41:57 +0000 UTC
The important thing is we finally know she’s named Cleo. Hi Cleo!
Clifton Royston
2024-10-23 10:01:40 +0000 UTC
It's funny that Sven is probably warning her because she's about to overhear sex, whereas Faye is concerned about the couple hearing her bathroom activities xD
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-23 08:28:20 +0000 UTC
Even so... For me it's the fact that their relationship ended off-screen that's frustrating 😅 Plus, they were together for a long time (longer than Marten and Claire!), and yet Steve didn't even seem to care about the relationship ending. It's odd.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-23 08:20:40 +0000 UTC
OOF
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-23 08:16:30 +0000 UTC
It is indeed Steve
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-23 08:16:19 +0000 UTC
Perhaps Faye needs more fibre in her diet.
Dean Reilly
2024-10-23 07:45:30 +0000 UTC
that timeline is awesome. And I realise how much I've forgotten in the meantime. Time for a full re-read
Sarah Peper 🏳️⚧️
2024-10-23 07:40:41 +0000 UTC
Also Sprach Zarathustra for when Bubbles gets dressed and porn soundtrack for when she gets undressed.
Stephen Wells
2024-10-23 06:42:28 +0000 UTC
Yep. We old
Drazi
2024-10-23 06:31:47 +0000 UTC
They fluctuate
Matthew Delahaye
2024-10-23 06:21:43 +0000 UTC
I love how the two of them still have good chemistry.
Part of the hurt, I suppose
Bagge
2024-10-23 05:42:25 +0000 UTC
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade if you don’t have cups.
legobil
2024-10-23 05:07:32 +0000 UTC
Ah, that explains it. While Ahn may be looking to get railed, Cleo was looking to get bomped.
legobil
2024-10-23 05:01:51 +0000 UTC
Along with a loud *prrffpphhtttbbbbtttttt*
legobil
2024-10-23 04:52:48 +0000 UTC
I've been meaning to send some Letters to Cleo
Smashy smashy
2024-10-23 04:19:59 +0000 UTC
Bow-chicka-dum-tss.
Graydon Armstrong
2024-10-23 04:02:04 +0000 UTC
Nice. I remembered the bathroom encounter (reread that strip recently, probably starting from some other strip you linked), but forgot it was GI issues too.
Pejo
2024-10-23 03:59:57 +0000 UTC
Thanks very much!
PixelThis
2024-10-23 03:48:39 +0000 UTC
He should shorten and capitalise it, IMHO.
Diptych
2024-10-23 03:46:08 +0000 UTC
This spreadsheet? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wqTgvVxV0GE1EoKnR0pxVChHUo4ZYtal/edit?pli=1&gid=2000794116#gid=2000794116
Larry
2024-10-23 03:29:32 +0000 UTC
But there's only one girl, and no cups.
Daryl Sawyer
2024-10-23 03:07:33 +0000 UTC
That's how fast her clothes want to come off in Sven's presence.
Daryl Sawyer
2024-10-23 03:06:01 +0000 UTC
Not a spreadsheet, but:
https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline
Captain Button
2024-10-23 03:04:31 +0000 UTC
I'm doing a archive deep-dive and I remember seeing on one of these posts (months and months ago) a link to a spreadsheet that dated everything and kept track of when characters first entered the comic, does anyone have a link to that?
PixelThis
2024-10-23 03:00:19 +0000 UTC
It's a party in Sven's bed. A lemon party.
Todd Ellner
2024-10-23 02:56:02 +0000 UTC
I did NOT realize that was Steve yesterday, I thought it was just some random dude! It's much funnier if it's Steve.
Paul Zagieboylo
2024-10-23 02:46:43 +0000 UTC
Nice one Bob! Hard to imagine that song is nearly 50 years old.
SilverbackRon
2024-10-23 02:36:16 +0000 UTC
Faye is missing a strap in the last frame
Julie Chan
2024-10-23 02:35:25 +0000 UTC
@BookBeard Spotify is suggesting O Fortuna and that does not seem appropriate…
But I do have plenty Yaz!
Darren Franzen
2024-10-23 02:33:46 +0000 UTC
There is quite a lot of music distributed under a Creative Commons licence. You just have to check the particular terms for redistribution (and likely credit the artist and song).
David Paul
2024-10-23 02:31:21 +0000 UTC
It was the olives and the soda water that made it evil. Everything else was flavouring.
David Paul
2024-10-23 02:25:12 +0000 UTC
I knew a guy named Imhotep, anything is possible.
Sammitch
2024-10-23 02:11:30 +0000 UTC
That "drink" was more like a cold soup than a drink, no wonder it is affecting her like that.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-23 02:09:50 +0000 UTC
If you cross-reference the house layout between this and the previous strip, Sven's bedroom has a window into the bathroom that Faye is about to destroy.
Sammitch
2024-10-23 02:08:06 +0000 UTC
That Trace Atkins song sounds like a great example of a canon Sven composition.
The joke "What did Ted and Edna see when they went to the barn?" Was my favorite 'dirty' joke to tell when I was a kid.
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-10-23 02:07:26 +0000 UTC
I know what I’m doing at “work” “tomorrow”.
Work = in bed
Tomorrow = 5 minutes from now
Darren Franzen
2024-10-23 02:02:52 +0000 UTC
I thought Steve was the one with the appealing timber...
Captain Button
2024-10-23 01:59:09 +0000 UTC
And of course when Faye confronted him climbing out of the bar bathroom window, after she and Sven hooked up she used gastrointestinal distress as her excuse to Penelope for needing to go to see Dr. Corinne. Bathrooms and poop have been common themes in their relationship.
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-10-23 01:56:14 +0000 UTC
I mean would work for me
Aaron Brewer
2024-10-23 01:51:21 +0000 UTC
I prefer to think she has an "Emergency Porn Music" playlist already built and ready to go, just in case.
BookBeard
2024-10-23 01:49:26 +0000 UTC
To be fair it's not like we saw a lot of Cosette anyway. Steve's appearances have been a once-a-year gag at most, and she only showed up in about half of those.
BookBeard
2024-10-23 01:44:55 +0000 UTC
Faye plays “Walk Like an Egyptian” by the Bangles. It’s super effective.
Miyaa
2024-10-23 01:44:10 +0000 UTC
I learned porn site may use royalty free music for their porn.
Miyaa
2024-10-23 01:42:10 +0000 UTC
I assumed youtube
Eric Sieck
2024-10-23 01:41:45 +0000 UTC
Nah, his Bubbles is Hanners
Eric Sieck
2024-10-23 01:41:33 +0000 UTC
I know a video game streamer who has a dog named Cleo!
Miyaa
2024-10-23 01:39:16 +0000 UTC
Faye might be my wife
JD
2024-10-23 01:30:31 +0000 UTC
These two have come a long way. Hope Sven finds his Bubbles (May).
Andrea Andrew
2024-10-23 01:29:43 +0000 UTC
Very thoughtful of her, honestly.
Populuxe
2024-10-23 01:27:43 +0000 UTC
The library maintains a comprehensive collection of porn soundtracks, you just have to convince Momo to open the horny vault.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4421
BookBeard
2024-10-23 01:27:14 +0000 UTC
Who knows? Faye may have incredible range and an appealing timbre.
ValdVin
2024-10-23 01:24:54 +0000 UTC
It ain't Sven's room anymore, it's the "guest room". They're at his parents house, he hasn't lived there in a while.
BookBeard
2024-10-23 01:23:39 +0000 UTC
🎶BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!🎶
Tyler
2024-10-23 01:23:37 +0000 UTC
Kudos for the top notch callback in panel three. The last time Faye and Sven ran into each other she was similarly in a state of gastrointestinal distress.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3994
BookBeard
2024-10-23 01:22:36 +0000 UTC
But did Sven actually give permission?
JD
2024-10-23 01:22:25 +0000 UTC
They have permission. Tai told everyone where the hookups were supposed to happen right after the ceremony ended. Dora's mom said she would change the sheets tomorrow.
Tom B
2024-10-23 01:21:49 +0000 UTC
Faye has always had curves, but hasn’t put the goods right out there like this much. That kind of dress also requires a padded push-up bra, which usually adds at least a cup size, if not a couple.
Melissa Wilson
2024-10-23 01:21:40 +0000 UTC
*Plop-Chica-Wowa*
Doc Gumby
2024-10-23 01:21:14 +0000 UTC
I always really liked Cosette, shame we'll probably never see her again. Although, given we don't see plenty of the *main* characters for years on end (*cough* Brun *cough*) thining out their numbers might not hurt a bit...
David Durant
2024-10-23 01:10:44 +0000 UTC
I was wondering the same thing.
Doc Gumby
2024-10-23 01:10:33 +0000 UTC
Yup! Gotta have it!
Thomas Baxter
2024-10-23 01:08:27 +0000 UTC
Why Wouldn't Faye have porn music on her phone?
Doc Gumby
2024-10-23 01:08:04 +0000 UTC
tbh I think people willing to have sex in someone else’s bed without permission deserve to listen to the dulcet tones of Faye’s enormous shit
JD
2024-10-23 01:07:41 +0000 UTC
the dress accentuates the curves
Blake Manor
2024-10-23 00:59:43 +0000 UTC
Looks like Richard stayed in the room with Steve and Cleo
Zak Reichle
2024-10-23 00:58:14 +0000 UTC
That was kinda the point. It was more of a "Made you look!" than a "Gotcha!".
However, for some folks it will bring back Disco nightmares. That's the real vein this needle was aiming for.
BobC
2024-10-23 00:57:10 +0000 UTC
I am very disappointed you didn't rick roll us
Drazi
2024-10-23 00:54:48 +0000 UTC
Is Cleo short for Cleopatra?
(Don't laugh: That was my wife's tortie's name.)
ValdVin
2024-10-23 00:54:12 +0000 UTC
Who here is old enough to know tub girl? Speaking of.... Well, one of those things
Drazi
2024-10-23 00:54:05 +0000 UTC
Is it just me, or do Faye's boobs keep getting bigger? Like, not complaining or anything.
Nulgar
2024-10-23 00:50:07 +0000 UTC
I mean there’s rule 34 so sure.
Robert Smart
2024-10-23 00:48:09 +0000 UTC
Now you're a man! Manny manny man!
Likeablejerk
2024-10-23 00:46:19 +0000 UTC
I'm sure that's a turn-on to someone...
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2024-10-23 00:46:13 +0000 UTC
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5406 (setting off a flood of Claire puns that even Marten thought were a bit much)
Mark Eichin
2024-10-23 00:45:11 +0000 UTC
I think it’d be kinda surreal to try to poop to a porn music accompaniment.
Robert Smart
2024-10-23 00:45:03 +0000 UTC
But who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? (and where can I get one?)
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2024-10-23 00:44:55 +0000 UTC
We got the "bomp" yesterday from the closet door breaking.
Richard
2024-10-23 00:43:48 +0000 UTC
Here you go, Faye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEbaeLv-aOo
BobC
2024-10-23 00:42:58 +0000 UTC
I'm more of Bomp Chicka Wow Wow person. Gotta have that `bomp`
Thomas Baxter
2024-10-23 00:42:11 +0000 UTC
Faye always so considerate of others
Katie Spina
2024-10-23 00:41:57 +0000 UTC
I need to get a porn soundtrack into my library in case of similar contingencies.
William Cole
2024-10-23 00:40:56 +0000 UTC
Orgazmo soundtrack for the win!
Yelling Bird
2024-10-23 00:37:37 +0000 UTC
Goddamn, I was just about to make a similar joke!
Bridgette Ryan
2024-10-23 00:34:29 +0000 UTC
Faye being an excellent wingman even when dropping a deuce 🤣🤣🤣
Aditya Rameshan
2024-10-23 00:33:37 +0000 UTC
Dumped him cuz he bought a boat
Aditya Rameshan
2024-10-23 00:32:57 +0000 UTC
They broke up because he drunk bought a boat. (No, really. It was brought up like a week ago when marten was catching up with him at the wedding)
Travis Young
2024-10-23 00:32:44 +0000 UTC
Ahhh, Cleo. Now we have a name. Also, obligatory *hey chicka bump bump*
Anthony Gaglianese
2024-10-23 00:32:22 +0000 UTC
So considerate lmao
Jackie aka Jax
2024-10-23 00:31:57 +0000 UTC
Evilus deathicus *blood blood blood*
On second thought, hopefully there's no blood blood blood.
Bill Silvia
2024-10-23 00:31:31 +0000 UTC
*George Michael playing as she drops a wicked deuce* 🎵🎶 somebodyyyy tellll meeee ohhhhhhh
Reece Chenault
2024-10-23 00:31:05 +0000 UTC
What happened to Steve's last gf? The college girl that was accident prone.
Michael
2024-10-23 00:30:49 +0000 UTC
I appreciate that Faye is help setting the mood for Steve & Cleo!