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A Wives' Tale

nice grimace, Tai

A Wives' Tale

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It's been over 30 years for my spouse and I, and I still remember the interminable photo shoot. I suspect it may be worse when the photographer is a relative (or a family friend, in our case). Luckily for the attendees, my best man got my spouse some food or there would have been blood.

Hugh Eckert

Thnx. (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) My neurodivergence and gayness give me lots to laugh about with my friends later because of how often I melt people's brains about things using those as super powers. 🤘🤪🤘

Carrie

People can be so damned rude! I find the cool stare, half smile, "Why does that concern you so much?" response quite effective. Wishing you success in dealing with the dolts, because, Your Life, Your Business.

Claudia D.

Our venue set aside plates of food for us (dinner was buffet style). I didn't think we'd need them, but about an hour after heading back to our room, I was very grateful.

Matt Pedone

....so to speak.

Ursus Ridens

I once took a course in speaking before a crowd, and the FIRST feedback I got was not to hold my hands in front of my crotch. Putting them on my head as a gesture of surrender was not accepted as an alternative.

Sleepy John

Congratulations, and don't forget to stretch your smile muscles periodically by making faces at your partner.

Sleepy John

They are each bearing up well. Neither are into The Man (sic) Who Laughs territory.

ValdVin

Sometimes the endorphins of rigorous physical activity have to go somewhere.

ValdVin

LOL weddings and kids. It makes me laugh so often at weddings.... I got used to never being able to have kids while a teenager, the religious in my family thought they could pray it to happen until a few years ago. I had already had no bits inside or out yet that could be relevant but they thought they could make it happen through prayers. I have been to many weddings and randos I didn't know were adamant about it happening too. Our society is so weird about it.

Carrie

And we find out that Claire is a mother of twins thanks to Cubetown technology.

Opus the Poet

Would that be egg fusion technology or something else?

Opus the Poet

Still with the old chassis.

Opus the Poet

"Your family and friends are a madhouse? Sure, that's a feature, not a bug."

Clifton Royston

Heh heh, dongle

She Purple

As long as it's not Barry.

Clifton Royston

where is his robotic dildo?

Jim Feldman

I read that as "we're working on tech to get babies from two people regardless of sex" i.e. "how cute the babies [from Tai and Dora] would be", rather than "IVF robots"

Ben Duguid

"Being a bride is exhausting fucking!" "...Did you mean 'fucking exhausting?" "Nope."

Sean Kinlin

Hehe... first stop after my wedding was Arby's drive-thru.

Carl Cravens

Username checks out...

Alasdair Mackintosh

Barely remembered to eat at our wedding it was so busy. I really feel that.

Randall Norman Pick

"Ol' Boaty? When did you get here?"

BookBeard

@Leak, he got it from Canada of course.

Doc Gumby

So many Erector Set jokes...

Halloween Jack

That was for his old model, it’s not compatible with his current one without using several dongles

el_zilcho

And then Marten showing up and revealing the time skip was just Pintsize screwing around.

Matt Pedone

Fun story about the "kids" question at weddings: I'm the youngest of three kids, and as my older siblings either changed their names or had all girls, it fell to me to "continue the family name", per my dad. He'd bring it up pretty much any time I saw him. When I started dating my partner, we were open about not wanting kids, to which he'd usually roll his eyes. At our wedding, my father took us aside to give us his blessing (he's very religious, we're not, but it was important to him), and told us that whether we had kids or not, he was happy for us. We don't agree on much anymore (our sporadic conversations are VERY superficial), but that was a very nice, VERY surprising moment from him.

Matt Pedone

Pintsize's +1 is a tugboat.

William Cole

Don't know where he found it? Faye and Bubbles MADE it for him.

Bagge

Pintsize gonna Pintsize.

Philip Masters

god this is such a good page. it made me very happy this fine monday morning. not as happy at pintsize maybe but still

elle

Welcome back!

Lucy Glorius

Cut to Pintsize: "And that's how I met your mothers."

MayLaBelle

So glad you're in a better situation now! ❤️

panpolypuff

Man, 2012...

enchantedsleeper

Tai knows perfectly well what the deal is :)

Stephen Wells

If they DID ask Sven to donate sperm, May would volunteer to collect it :)

Stephen Wells

A Claire-worthy pun, Shinymelon

djellafine

Hannelore is helping!

Bagge

We don't know where he found it, but he's definitely got one...

Alasdair Mackintosh

I have my wedding this Friday so I have been taking notes this entire arc.

Jamie Stone

This needs retconning, it's too old

darklion

Maybe, maybe not. The resulting kids would be close physical kin to Dora and her parents which is a plus.

Todd Ellner

Everyone not closely related to either of them with male primary sex organs (testes) contributes. Mix it all together and let Chance decide

Todd Ellner

Pintsize - don't ask where he got it from, tho...

Leak

That now famous pole vaulter needed to do something about it before the jump.

Carl G Knoblock

Did I just read a year's worth of comics because my patreon subscription lapsed while I was homeless and I just resubbed? Yes. Was it worth the 5 hours of time? Also yes.

Kilonum

It depends, if you got an erection or not. And whether you want to show it or not.

legobil

Whoever it is that is "working on that technology".

Daryl Sawyer

What about Ned?

Andrea Andrew

Clearly, only the strongest, smartest, most virile man in all of Northampton is fit to provide healthy sperms for our loving couple. And that would be Jimbo.

Creeperkry

Death Battle between Marten and Dale.

Michael Opinante

I feel like I'm getting mixed messages about what to do about my crotch.

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

What about honeymoon pics?

Tim Starliper

@Davus, here ya go https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2240

BookBeard

I hope he washed his hands…

William Cole

This is what the robo-dong was for all along!

William Cole

CRUSHBOT IS BRANCHING OUT PROFESSIONALLY.

Magic Chopstick Games

One word: Bubbles

Todd Ellner

The turkey baster is still an effective and viable technology. So is the old fashioned way assuming they have a donor in mind

Todd Ellner

I meant who is gonna provide the sperm.

Andrea Andrew

No surrogate needed assuming both are in normal health

Todd Ellner

Actually, I don't remember the specific comic, but hanners said that people are working on it, so I assume it isn't ready...yet.

Davus Otho

Who would be the surrogate for Dora and Tai?

Andrea Andrew

Yes please!

David Paul

I love this wedding so much. Thanks for having us on the invitations, Jeph! 😀 💖

SilverbackRon

OK, Bill, I didn't even think it until you said it, but using Sven's sperm to artificially impregnate Tai would indeed keep an actual genetic lineage alive...

SilverbackRon

How surprised would you be if there were an ACTUAL 10 year time skip next comic

pseudoclever

Tomorrow: Steve gets a call from FedEx. He gets a surprise gift: the General Mills 25 day holiday festivities cereal calendar.

Miyaa

I'm an enthusiast, not a pro, & was asked & agreed to do my normal thing at a sibling's wedding, as a backup to the professional they hired. Well, the "professional" flaked out the day of & I got promoted. I didn't even know all the poses & such you were supposed to get! I wasn't supposed to need to know that! Not the least stressful wedding I've ever been to! But they seemed happy w/ my work anyway.

Pejo

I mean, he does have a hentai tentacle as well. It's important to keep your options open. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1366

BookBeard

I'm sure there's a robot for that in Jeph's universe.

Doc Gumby

I can’t wait to enjoy the QC installments of the 2050s! Hopefully Patreon will be compatible with all the latest optical implant & holographic delivery technologies.

Melissa Wilson

I wanna see the photos, Jeph!

Joseph Bonnar

Similar at my wedding. We have great pictures from a friend who was at the wedding (and later went on to do it professionally) and terrible pictures from the person we paid to do the photography (who was not a professional).

Kenneth Carlile

Would NOT having an invite even slow him down?

Joseph Bonnar

It's Dora's Dad!

Erika Ramos

I'm gonna assume that since we have all kinds of tech not seen in the real world, we also have easily obtainable IVF regardless of the donor sex.

darklion

With Pintsize, after asking the basic questions like "do you have an erection?" and "why do you have an erection?", we must also ask, "how do you have an erection?" and "whose erection do you have?"

Zygo

Pintsize doesn't need to be in a photo for someone to be asking him to remove his hands from his crotch.

Zygo

Why does that photographer look so familiar to me? 🤔

Aerin Moriarty

Something about Pintsize being included in the Friends-Of photos makes my heart fuzzy 😊

Green

You keep saying that word. I do think it means what you think it means.

William Burns

How did Pintsize get an invite?

Nikki

What's the collective term for baby bisexuals again? :D

MikeT

This is conceivable.

Shinymelon Fearnow

What, not some tentacular hentai appendage?

Elizabeth Wallace

Pintsize is everybody's friend. Everyone's horrible, horrible friend they cannot seem to get rid of...

rhekke

Faye finally finished that metal dick and balls he commissioned during the time skip

Fart Captor

Ahh, the return of the rictus grin...

Yelling Bird

I only just noticed that the photographer is Dora's dad (who is a professional photographer). https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1044

BookBeard

Well, Dora would definitely veto the "use a sibling's sperm so the baby is genetically related" trick. And by veto I mean they might not find the body of anyone who suggests it.

Bill Silvia

Fun Fact: the photographer at my sister's wedding screwed up so we have almost no photos of the event. It's mostly pictures taken on guest's phones.

Elberik

But Pintsize commissioned a new erection from Faye and Bubbles just for formal occasions! It's got a bowtie on and everything!

BookBeard

Sore smile muscles means you've been skipping smile day at the gym. Tsk tsk!

Creeperkry

At least 7 people's fetishes were triggered by the last panel.

Elberik

Are the rate the comic progresses - some time in the mid 2050s 😂

David Durant

Dora is going to bring Sam under her tutelage and train ‘em in the ways of the goths.

Chauncey

I was wondering the exact same.

Reece Chenault

He would change back for the day if it meant he might be able to display a comical erection.

Bill Silvia

Let's be honest, Pintsize would in no way attempt to hide it.

voyager-ngc5195

But what would their children look? XD

Mark Thomas

I'm hoping Pintsize's new chassis's height might move him back from the front row.

ValdVin

Pintsize gets the FRIEND label? Or is this an all-inclusive, everyone who's invited is either friend or family-type of friend?

Bill Silvia

omg do we get wedding pics?

Skye

Poor Tai. She's marrying into the madhouse. And she really should have seen it coming.

Tannerbot

Smart business decision, have kids and make them run the coffee shop.

Doc Gumby

So, when are they having kids?

Inflim


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