A Witches' Bwew
Added 2024-10-17 01:09:39 +0000 UTCchawactews!
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Just here, three weeks late due to the chaos of moving house, here to express my deep appreciation for the Homestar Runner nod here
Amanda L
2024-11-06 23:35:47 +0000 UTCHonestly with a shaker like that is hard to keep it closed while shaking if there's something fizzy
Shade Jones
2024-10-20 20:31:06 +0000 UTCOh, good, this was my concern as well.
Adam Vollmers
2024-10-20 20:23:05 +0000 UTCDelicious, delicious sludge!
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-20 09:46:48 +0000 UTCYou talking about me, Green? (Sober alcoholic, but at one time...)
Joseph Bonnar
2024-10-20 05:57:54 +0000 UTCIf she's not careful, the explosion will come out of the ass end!
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-10-20 00:38:50 +0000 UTCThere's no such thing as a failed experiment... unless you failed to learn anything.
Photon
2024-10-20 00:33:41 +0000 UTCNah, she just wants to see the spicy explosion when the lid comes off!
Photon
2024-10-20 00:31:29 +0000 UTCJeph is thinking about us thinking about his characters.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-19 21:01:30 +0000 UTCAsked for a drink.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-19 20:16:02 +0000 UTCThe smell of fresh baked bread is mostly the alcohol from the yeast evaporating.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-19 20:13:34 +0000 UTCDark Loaf is just pumpernickel and rye.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-19 20:09:54 +0000 UTCVirgin Mary with Frank's Louisiana Hot Sauce is "with a temper".
Opus the Poet
2024-10-19 19:55:47 +0000 UTCRed Fuming Nitric Acid is an oxidizer for some rocket fuels.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-19 19:51:10 +0000 UTCOlives and maraschino cherries make for a strange combination of salty and sweet, so I don't know how this concoction is going to work out. Green olives are bitter and salty so even less sure what the final result will be. Someone might want to warn Faye to hold on to her stomach.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-19 19:47:51 +0000 UTCI'd certainly say they're closer to the sweet end of bittersweet. And, yes, they're lovely!
Diptych
2024-10-19 14:01:46 +0000 UTCThank you for crediting me with that, in the interest of truth I admit that I just sort of missed panel 1.
Ursus Ridens
2024-10-19 04:29:36 +0000 UTCI lived through the 1950's, and I assert it is as a historical necessity that said recipe exists.
Ursus Ridens
2024-10-19 04:28:04 +0000 UTCI've recently found that Angostura bitters are, well, not bitter. (Is this just me??) And they're rather good in seltzer.
Ursus Ridens
2024-10-19 04:13:07 +0000 UTCFuming nitric acid bitters - *extra* spicy!
Clifton Royston
2024-10-19 03:18:08 +0000 UTCIt's actually kind of sweet that everybody here is so concerned about helping Faye stay on the wagon.
Clifton Royston
2024-10-19 03:17:06 +0000 UTCNo, Marmite [and Vegemite] is beer vat sludge.
Charles Hirst
2024-10-19 02:17:07 +0000 UTCI am waiting for the fizzy water to explode when the lid is cracked after all that shaking. Not sure how much will make it to the glass.
Andrea
2024-10-18 20:19:07 +0000 UTCShe might be spending the rest of the wedding reception on the toilet, however...
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-18 17:51:46 +0000 UTCI bet that Faye would drink it for Sam and Emmett's sake xD
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-18 17:51:26 +0000 UTCAhhhh that's good 😌
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-18 17:51:00 +0000 UTCYep, bitters can be made with alcohol, but there are non-alcoholic types made with (I think) glycerine. That's why Nitric Acid bitters are dangerous.
Nathan Kinsey
2024-10-18 16:41:59 +0000 UTCBoosting this comment!! Also, Bubbles would NEVER allow someone to spike Faye’s drink with alcohol and she’s watching the whole thing.
LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)
2024-10-18 15:34:00 +0000 UTCWait, THAT's what I was thinking of! Melon went through this with some drain cleaner https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3729
Stephen Wells
2024-10-18 12:30:19 +0000 UTCJeph has confirmed on the site that the bitters are non-alcoholic! If this drink survives all the way to Faye's hands, she can freely try it.
Diptych
2024-10-18 11:49:47 +0000 UTCWE ARE VERY HELPFULLY EVIL!
Clifton Royston
2024-10-18 06:17:03 +0000 UTCYes, they are regional names. Bloody Shame is more common in the UK, Scotland in particular.
BookBeard
2024-10-18 06:10:11 +0000 UTCFaye might just find this drinkable, we don't know. She might consider it a fizzy liquid burrito.
Clifton Royston
2024-10-18 06:02:38 +0000 UTCShe may have an appreciation of horrid concoctions that goes beyond whether or not they're palatable. See: anything she created while at CoD.
Clarence the Liar
2024-10-18 05:38:16 +0000 UTCcame here to say about that shaker - it gonna EXPLODE
Asmodea
2024-10-18 03:42:20 +0000 UTCThere are many, many such things that are better consigned to history.
Uniquitous
2024-10-18 01:13:29 +0000 UTCThat kid never touches the bar again.
Jose Alfredo Villalobos
2024-10-18 01:07:21 +0000 UTCSomewhere on the internet is a 7-decades-old recipe card photo with "black olives, green olives, cherry tomatoes, and green grapes" in lime Jell-O.
ValdVin
2024-10-18 01:05:24 +0000 UTCThat's if it even makes it to her lips! The smell from this one would be very... Unique.
Tai
2024-10-18 00:58:40 +0000 UTCoh, so *that's* how you make Marmite?
Lucas Werkmeister
2024-10-18 00:34:25 +0000 UTCEspecially with fizzy water in the shaker.
jonesnori
2024-10-18 00:14:45 +0000 UTCGDI, BookBeard!
jonesnori
2024-10-18 00:11:55 +0000 UTCSee some of you are worried about the alcohol content of the bitters, and some aren't worried because it's presumably just a shake or two, but I'm not worried because one sip of this and it's likely to come back up at speed.
Yonatan Zunger
2024-10-17 21:27:13 +0000 UTCBLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
Michael Chui
2024-10-17 20:13:26 +0000 UTCI wish.
Timothy Roller
2024-10-17 17:58:54 +0000 UTCI'm seeing a lot of comments on the matter, so: I have had non-alcoholic bitters. They may not be quite as common, but if Jim here is also making mocktails, it's not unreasonable for him to have some on hand! Also, we're talking about such minor amounts. Common household goods like mouth wash and vanilla extract have alcohol in them, but we know Faye hasn't given up cookies and oral hygiene, hopefully, and such. (I know the alcohol in extracts burns away, but the bottle is still in the house and I personally know one ex-drinker who used to go to such lengths...)
Green
2024-10-17 17:48:12 +0000 UTCThere are definitely non-alcoholic bitters, I've tried them before!
Green
2024-10-17 17:38:59 +0000 UTCThis is literally my favorite comic in QC history and y'all know that's sayin a lot
Green
2024-10-17 17:35:42 +0000 UTCfaye cant drink that, bitters have alcohol
Maxwell Black
2024-10-17 17:34:53 +0000 UTCRecipes for black bread are freely available. Rye flour would be the key ingredient. (Okay, the recipe I’ve got also includes some coffee, to ensure darkness.)
Philip Masters
2024-10-17 16:41:12 +0000 UTCJeph, you either need to bring back DORD or remove the link from your page template.
Ross
2024-10-17 16:37:40 +0000 UTCCame here to say that...
Hugh Eckert
2024-10-17 16:15:41 +0000 UTCWhen they’re older, they can be introduced to Snakebite. (Cider and lager. A British goth favourite. Blackcurrant juice optional.)
Philip Masters
2024-10-17 16:06:34 +0000 UTCBut have you got the issue of White Dwarf with the floppy vinyl single?
Philip Masters
2024-10-17 16:05:20 +0000 UTCShe’s always had an experimental tendency. I mean, she was quite happy to handle throwing Pintsize out of that club.
Philip Masters
2024-10-17 16:02:22 +0000 UTCI won't even let ritual sacrifices suffice. There has to be an actual sacrifice for me to touch alcohol again
Carin Maja Brooks
2024-10-17 16:01:41 +0000 UTCPoint, but, without minimising the seriousness of someone being a recovering alcoholic, the amount of alcohol in a shot of bitters really is quite homeopathic. I mean, a Shirley Temple apparently has a maraschino cherry in it, and the alcohol in the maraschino liqueur those come in is probably about as much.
Philip Masters
2024-10-17 15:57:06 +0000 UTCShaking a carbonated mixed drink is not a good idea. Oh, and bitters are alcoholic (not usually a problem as they're usually added to already alcoholic drinks, but it is a potential concern)
Carin Maja Brooks
2024-10-17 15:56:15 +0000 UTCI hadn’t heard of the Bloody Shame, but checking the recipe, that and the Virgin Mary seem to be similar. The names are probably a regional thing.
Philip Masters
2024-10-17 15:50:49 +0000 UTCInternational Flavors & Fragrances (which would have a net worth of over two Apples in QC) would pay their tuition to the most prestigious college’s chemical engineering school in all of France. 🇫🇷
Miyaa
2024-10-17 14:56:36 +0000 UTCI use the excuse that I don’t consume alcohol unless there is an actual or ritual sacrifice involved. It’s a catholic joke.
Miyaa
2024-10-17 14:54:02 +0000 UTCScience! "Interesting, that invalidates my hypothesis! I must get more funding!"
allanfranta
2024-10-17 14:10:48 +0000 UTCespecially when you added hot sauces.
allanfranta
2024-10-17 14:03:09 +0000 UTCSince Emmet has no idea what bitters are, I don't think they're at fault, and the alcohol level of the overall drink is gonna be pretty negligible. However, Faye was refusing to drink sub 0.5% alcohol kombucha last time we checked- although she may be saved by the drink going everywhere when they open that shaker
Solomon Garland
2024-10-17 13:41:47 +0000 UTCThese two going through their goth phase is never not funny.
Armcannon Productions
2024-10-17 13:27:43 +0000 UTCSunday's comic, that is.
Mark
2024-10-17 13:23:49 +0000 UTCBut Bitters have Alcohol... Here's hoping it was just one or 2 shakes.
wolfman
2024-10-17 13:16:41 +0000 UTCFlashing back to Boskone 1981...
David Pipes
2024-10-17 12:55:08 +0000 UTCCame here to say that. That being said, given time gap and depth of addiction depicted, it's likely fine.
OddOod
2024-10-17 12:27:06 +0000 UTCApwy Libiwally
Uniquitous
2024-10-17 12:21:59 +0000 UTCI thought it was called a Bloody Shame?
Orion Rhine
2024-10-17 12:16:51 +0000 UTCThis! I'm a dry alcoholic (Going on 11 years without a drink) who has never set foot in any kind of treatment program. I stay sober by avoiding alcohol. Pretty simple.
The Queer Art Pagan
2024-10-17 12:12:30 +0000 UTCOr, it might be a good lesson for Bubbles and the kids about double-checking with the alcoholic. I can't count how many times someone has been surprised by me declining something because the alcohol in it "doesn't count." (I live in Wisconsin. It's a regular occurrence.)
The Queer Art Pagan
2024-10-17 12:09:10 +0000 UTCstill giving alcohol to a recovering alcoholic is problematic
Brad Kirkwood
2024-10-17 11:55:09 +0000 UTCNow, if Emmet had just gone for "tomato juice 'cos it looks like blood" instead of the cherries, they'd have come close to reinventing the Virgin Mary.
Philip Masters
2024-10-17 11:49:34 +0000 UTCOn the other hand, they come in small bottle with dripper tops, so unless Dark Emmet stands there shaking the bottle for several minutes, the total alcohol addition should be fairly small.
Philip Masters
2024-10-17 11:47:59 +0000 UTC...thankfully, robot hair is easy to re-grow!
Diptych
2024-10-17 09:33:54 +0000 UTCTomorrow's comic:panel 1, Faye sips cautiously. Panels 2-5: terrifying contortions of face and body. Panel 6: another please?
Stephen Wells
2024-10-17 09:32:20 +0000 UTCThe Sam&Em's back at it again
lazymagpie
2024-10-17 09:15:16 +0000 UTCerrrrr, bitters are super alcoholic, hope they tell Faye before they give her that drink, make sure she's cool with it
Brad Kirkwood
2024-10-17 09:06:23 +0000 UTCRight?? They're so adorable 🥰
Tabby
2024-10-17 08:55:26 +0000 UTCI think that's the idea, though we're all waiting to see what happens with the bitters.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-17 08:34:10 +0000 UTC👀
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-17 08:33:33 +0000 UTCOof. I hope that's not where this is going xD But yeah, Bubbles or Jim would say something. Maybe there's an alcohol-free section of the bar and Bubbles told them to use that.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-17 08:32:02 +0000 UTCEyyyyyyy
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-17 08:31:07 +0000 UTCTo be fair, the drain cleaner was Dora's xD
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-17 08:30:58 +0000 UTCI had assumed they were making a drink for Bubbles, given the crazy ingredients.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-17 08:30:00 +0000 UTCSomeone can want to avoid alcohol altogether without being in "the program" (by which I'm assuming we're referring to Alcoholics Anonymous).
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-17 08:29:16 +0000 UTCSee also Faye declining kombucha because she doesn't know what percentage of alcohol turns her into Booze Hulk. I wonder if Jeph is thinking of tonic? Let's hope these are the vegetable glycerin kind. I want this to be a cute and funny moment and not a "Bubbles inadvertently gave Faye alcohol" moment.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-17 08:22:10 +0000 UTCI feel like asking Sam to make her a drink might have been Faye's idea xD
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-17 08:20:39 +0000 UTCDO NOT PUT THE FIZZIES IN THE SHAKER!
Adam with two As, a D, and an M
2024-10-17 07:24:59 +0000 UTC"EvilJuice™: Annihilate Your Thirst!"
BookBeard
2024-10-17 06:53:10 +0000 UTCYou had me right up until the cherries.
Jason Harris
2024-10-17 06:52:32 +0000 UTCI once absent-mindedly filled my plate at a reception and realized that there were now black olives, green olives, cherry tomatoes, and green grapes all of roughly the same size rolling around the plate at the same time. It was interesting stabbing and seeing which flavor I was going to encounter.
Bill Silvia
2024-10-17 06:51:28 +0000 UTCBoth. Both is good.
Bill Silvia
2024-10-17 06:49:55 +0000 UTCFun under supervision is good
Sparky
2024-10-17 06:39:57 +0000 UTCFrankly I would be disappointed if an Emmett story *didn't* end with a smouldering crater.
BookBeard
2024-10-17 06:34:19 +0000 UTCIt's basically the same as vodka, but you always use so little that it basically doesn't matter.
Ohh Crap Guy
2024-10-17 06:29:40 +0000 UTCThat may be true for the average person, but for a recovering alcoholic there's a real big difference between "basically alcohol free" and "actually alcohol free". Better to avoid finding out just how slippery that slope is.
BookBeard
2024-10-17 06:28:52 +0000 UTCI think they mean the fact they are now shaking it.
Sam J
2024-10-17 05:44:49 +0000 UTCI did some googling too and it looks like that well they are made from alcohol you use so little of it that it can class as alcohol free. I'm guessing this is the same for vanilla extract.
Sam J
2024-10-17 05:39:02 +0000 UTCShe is going to love it or hate it. No middle ground.
Scott Vogel
2024-10-17 05:37:10 +0000 UTCI once made the mistake of adding the fizzy water before shaking.
Maarten Inklaar
2024-10-17 05:00:04 +0000 UTC♫ And I sang deeeeath deeeeath Devil devil devil devil Evil evil evil evil songs Hell you know that's how I get along! ♫
Andrei Safta
2024-10-17 04:57:33 +0000 UTCIt can't be worse than a Cement Mixer.
William Cole
2024-10-17 04:36:38 +0000 UTCI forgot about Bubbles' interest in the spicy drink there! Presumably she knows that Faye is likely not going to enjoy this drink, but maybe she'll enjoy a good sniff before handing it to Faye!
Watson
2024-10-17 04:36:34 +0000 UTC... therefore it's doomed. :(
Graydon Armstrong
2024-10-17 04:35:21 +0000 UTChttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon,_lime_and_bitters
Graydon Armstrong
2024-10-17 04:33:29 +0000 UTCSHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!
William Cole
2024-10-17 04:32:00 +0000 UTCI'D shop there!
William Cole
2024-10-17 04:31:09 +0000 UTCBrav-o!
William Cole
2024-10-17 04:28:34 +0000 UTCMy kids - 50 years ago - used to ask me to make "Swampwater" if their friends came over. Orange Juice with Green (Lime?) Cordial - looks revolting!
Charles Hirst
2024-10-17 04:22:39 +0000 UTCSelectively cast-iron perhaps. On one hand she does regularly drink "abomination" level coffee, on the other we've seen her laid low by cupcakes and burritos. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2200 https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3997 https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4083
BookBeard
2024-10-17 04:22:17 +0000 UTCNovel Gothing. I approve
Shinymelon Fearnow
2024-10-17 04:16:32 +0000 UTCOh, Skullmaster being a Khorne avatar makes so much sense.
legobil
2024-10-17 04:14:26 +0000 UTCI find it very important that people who don't drink alcohol still gets to enjoy fucked up concoctions
Bagge
2024-10-17 04:12:55 +0000 UTCOh, Bubbles is turning evil!
Aleksei Besogonov
2024-10-17 04:10:55 +0000 UTCShe did indeed. Interestingly, on that same occasion, Bubbles had a drink that was both fizzy and spicy. So perhaps she genuinely thinks the goth mocktail sounds nice. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3998
BookBeard
2024-10-17 04:10:05 +0000 UTCI love them so
Fart Captor
2024-10-17 04:07:22 +0000 UTCThey had to include fizzy water, because we all know that Faye enjoys the taste of bubbles. ;)
BookBeard
2024-10-17 04:05:10 +0000 UTCSHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SEÑORA SHAKE YOUR BODY LINE
Nicolas Demers
2024-10-17 04:04:17 +0000 UTCApparently the amount can be so small as to be negligible, however Faye previously refused kombucha for its negligible amount sooooo we'll have to see if anything comes of that
Watson
2024-10-17 03:54:44 +0000 UTCApparently the amount can be negligible, however Faye previously refused kombucha for its negligible amount, so I guess we'll see how that goes
Watson
2024-10-17 03:51:46 +0000 UTCBetween 35 and 45% apparently according to google, but alcohol-free bitters do exist for mocktails and such. And I seriously doubt Bubbles would allow them to include alcohol.
BookBeard
2024-10-17 03:48:16 +0000 UTCThat was the first ingredient.
Carl G Knoblock
2024-10-17 03:46:47 +0000 UTCThe fizzy water would prolly dilute it to the point where it's practically non-alcoholic.
Gamera
2024-10-17 03:45:07 +0000 UTCOlives AND cherries? Absolutely wretched and diabolical
Uniquitous
2024-10-17 03:41:55 +0000 UTCHold up - Aren't Bitters like 95% alcohol ... I thought Faye was 0 alcohol these days O.o
Eternal Infernal
2024-10-17 03:36:41 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHA I'm loving the we're so goth/emo but look how excited we are to make this disgusting sounding drink! thing they got going on. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-10-17 03:35:59 +0000 UTCI, too, called it
djellafine
2024-10-17 03:32:47 +0000 UTCGonna open a bakery and call it Chaotic Evil Baked Goods
djellafine
2024-10-17 03:31:19 +0000 UTCDownloads! Store! Ehee-maiuw ...
Dan Rorabaugh
2024-10-17 03:25:17 +0000 UTCBehaved herself. No, sorry, behaved *like* herself.
David Paul
2024-10-17 03:22:04 +0000 UTCCalled it. Well... half a point at least.
David Paul
2024-10-17 03:20:51 +0000 UTCGiven how acute Bubbles' chemical sensors are, she'd know exactly how zero alcohol there is in their concoction.
David Paul
2024-10-17 03:19:59 +0000 UTCOmg the homestar reference hahaha *chefs kiss*
Emily Jane
2024-10-17 03:17:18 +0000 UTCSHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
Bill Marcum
2024-10-17 03:13:11 +0000 UTCI totally read your author comment in Homestar’s voice, thankee kindly for that throwback! :D
S. Rune Emerson
2024-10-17 03:13:06 +0000 UTCThe nerd part of me seethes with that line of reasoning, but the foodie part of me does not disagree (given that I have Maltese heritage on my mum's side, it's considered unusual that I hate olives with a passion).
David Paul
2024-10-17 03:12:35 +0000 UTCSKULLS SKULLS SKULLS! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Daryl Sawyer
2024-10-17 03:09:00 +0000 UTCElliot is not the pure marshmallow. My BRAIN is the pure marshmallow!
Joseph Bonnar
2024-10-17 03:00:21 +0000 UTCThe world is ready for Dark Loaf
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-10-17 02:53:29 +0000 UTCAhh, kids in the hall! Good stuff.
Nicole Hands
2024-10-17 02:47:24 +0000 UTCDrunk Skullmaster, Master Of Drunk Skulls!
BookBeard
2024-10-17 02:40:24 +0000 UTC"Evil! Evil! Impolite and evil!"
Sean Kinlin
2024-10-17 02:38:55 +0000 UTCBubbles probably does, but Fayes is probably flesh.
Adam Abbott
2024-10-17 02:37:12 +0000 UTCEmmett's reasoning on the relative evilness of ingredients is impeccable. A friend of mine once told me that olives are made by adding evil to grapes and, considering what they taste like, I have no reason to doubt their word.
BookBeard
2024-10-17 02:36:41 +0000 UTCDid they remember the seltzer?
Ursus Ridens
2024-10-17 02:32:12 +0000 UTCding-dong Dear Strongbad,
Elizabeth Rosenzweig
2024-10-17 02:32:03 +0000 UTCI'm looking forward to the reaction when she opens the shaker. Shaking carbonated drinks is never a good plan.
Nikki
2024-10-17 02:32:01 +0000 UTCDo we know if Bubbles can audio and video record?
Summer
2024-10-17 02:31:43 +0000 UTCBLOOD BLOOD BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Timothy Roller
2024-10-17 02:28:52 +0000 UTCSHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-10-17 02:28:41 +0000 UTCNeeds more snake or snake adjacent ingredients.
Summer
2024-10-17 02:27:51 +0000 UTCSome Oz barmen - if you order a bitter lemon and they don't have any mixer bottles handy. Fortunately the smell was enough to warn me. Hemiplegic Migraine means you can't drive home.
Charles Hirst
2024-10-17 02:27:45 +0000 UTCI see no Goblin Eyes. This can go WAY more evil.
BobC
2024-10-17 02:25:09 +0000 UTCMan, I am getting high school flashbacks from this comic.
Sean Rotter
2024-10-17 02:23:51 +0000 UTCGLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS! Oh wait no, that's the incantation to summon Jeph.
BookBeard
2024-10-17 02:19:51 +0000 UTCThat must be why Hercules wants Elliot.
Miyaa
2024-10-17 02:10:30 +0000 UTCFaye better have a cast-iron stomach.
Doc Gumby
2024-10-17 02:10:12 +0000 UTCWait who puts bitters in lemonade?
Miyaa
2024-10-17 02:08:49 +0000 UTCThere is such a thing as alcohol-free bitters. Being that Faye is extremely close friends with the brides they may well have made a point of having alcohol-free ingredients available at the wedding, and undoubtedly Bubbles is chaperoning the drink-making process for that precise reason.
BookBeard
2024-10-17 02:07:48 +0000 UTCAs someone with a fermented products allergy, I have to explain that Bitter Lemon is Tonic with Lemon Cordial and NOT Lemonade with Bitters. [The quinine keeps the werewolves away.] {this was meant to be a reply @Kingfuzzyface, but I'm in a caravan park using a Chromebook, and my fingers are too big for the touchscreen}
Charles Hirst
2024-10-17 02:06:51 +0000 UTCToons! Games! Chawactews! Email!
Carl
2024-10-17 02:06:35 +0000 UTCFizzy water in a shaker - they just built a bomb.
David Borne
2024-10-17 02:05:03 +0000 UTCSo evil chaos loaf…
Miyaa
2024-10-17 02:04:26 +0000 UTCSam's baking was already chaotic enough to get her banned from working at the bakery *before* Emmett. I don't know if the world can survive the chaotic-evil baked goods that Dark Emmett and Grimantha would inevitably create. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4077
BookBeard
2024-10-17 02:03:15 +0000 UTCEVILUS DEATHICUS BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!
Adam Daw
2024-10-17 02:01:40 +0000 UTCIs Faye in the program or is she doing something more healthy, evidence-based and less like a cult?
Michael Phillips
2024-10-17 02:01:31 +0000 UTCEVILUS DEATHICUS BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!
William Cole
2024-10-17 02:01:12 +0000 UTCI think you mean Emmett. Elliot is a being of pure marshmallow.
BookBeard
2024-10-17 01:58:54 +0000 UTCRemind me to ask these two goths about making evil bread. You know for Roko and Elliot.
Miyaa
2024-10-17 01:58:31 +0000 UTCI understand now that Elliot is a being of pure chaos.
Joseph Bonnar
2024-10-17 01:54:57 +0000 UTCI appreciate how supportive Bubbles is.
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-10-17 01:50:41 +0000 UTCYa did a great jorb there, Jorph!
KingAtticus
2024-10-17 01:46:38 +0000 UTCEvilus deathicus blood blood blood!
DVW
2024-10-17 01:45:41 +0000 UTCAyyyy bitters are spices steeped in grain alcohol fyi. Some people in the program avoid them still.
Kingfuzzyface
2024-10-17 01:45:28 +0000 UTCOooh, this is why Bubbles was scouring the crowd two comics ago! To find these two!
Creeperkry
2024-10-17 01:44:55 +0000 UTCBaby goths are so cute when they are little.
SilverbackRon
2024-10-17 01:44:52 +0000 UTCI do kind of want to see Sam's reaction if someone realizes they accidentally put alcohol in. Would Sam chug it as penance before Jim or Bubbles got close enough to stop her?
Bill Silvia
2024-10-17 01:41:34 +0000 UTCMelon walks by, takes a whiff, and tells Emmet and Sam, “Bottle that! In tiny bottles like the ones they wave under human noses to wake you up! Sell them to robots! You could make a fortune!” Turns out she’s half right, it doesn’t make a fortune, but it does make it easier for them to go to college.
Elf Sternberg
2024-10-17 01:40:58 +0000 UTC🤣😂🤣😂💥👅⚡
Carrie
2024-10-17 01:39:01 +0000 UTCOh I was hoping we'd get back to Sam and Emmet before we left the wedding!
Doc Gumby
2024-10-17 01:33:26 +0000 UTCEmmett is holding what looks to be three bottles of bitters while pouring one of them out vigorously, so it’s doubtful the concoction will have just “a few drops”, but such a concoction will probably not appeal to even the most desperate alcoholic.
Hakurei06
2024-10-17 01:33:12 +0000 UTCI love them.
Katrina Urmson
2024-10-17 01:33:01 +0000 UTCUrp! Reminds me of when my little brothers would put all kinds of stuff into the blender. They were so proud, “We made a delicious drink for you, Claudia". Pure hell to drink, but they meant well…
Claudia D.
2024-10-17 01:32:40 +0000 UTCWhat did Faye DO?
Bill Silvia
2024-10-17 01:32:26 +0000 UTCCan we have bubbles reaction to smelling it or does that only work with tea?
Maghinat
2024-10-17 01:31:55 +0000 UTCE-e-e maiw
Patrik Prouse
2024-10-17 01:31:40 +0000 UTCAt a mawwaige!
Danny Beans
2024-10-17 01:31:22 +0000 UTCFrom a quick search— "Some modern bitters are made with vegetable glycerin instead, allowing those avoiding alcohol to enjoy them"— I'd imagine Jim and/or Bubbles would intervene if they were alcoholic. I believe Faye was shown to enjoy bitters before, so it would be sweet if they specifically made sure the bar had the non-alcoholic kind for her :)
Ashbury Haight
2024-10-17 01:31:19 +0000 UTCConsidering some of the rotgut Faye used to drink, she might actually like it.
rhekke
2024-10-17 01:31:02 +0000 UTCEmmett has clearly been training as Emily's apprentice in mixology. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3729
BookBeard
2024-10-17 01:30:13 +0000 UTCIf we're counting seltzer with a few drops of bitters as alcoholic, then we have to count bread and vinegar, too.
Danny Beans
2024-10-17 01:29:09 +0000 UTCIt is important to learn that not all experiments are successful
Todd Ellner
2024-10-17 01:28:49 +0000 UTCFizzy water? Bad drink right from the start, eugh
Ashbury Haight
2024-10-17 01:28:14 +0000 UTCVery alcoholic, but they are legally considered a flavoring, not a beverage. Glycerine bitters are . .. not great. Darcy O'Neill has a breakdown of flowers about carriers other than ethanol
Todd Ellner
2024-10-17 01:27:50 +0000 UTC@Auros they/their
BookBeard
2024-10-17 01:27:03 +0000 UTCIsn’t there alcohol in bitters? How much are they adding? Because I can see a teen dumping an entire bottle in there out of ignorance
Hakurei06
2024-10-17 01:26:53 +0000 UTCThere was zero alcohol content, so she can (in theory) drink it.
Czarzhan
2024-10-17 01:26:29 +0000 UTCEven without the fizzy water, it's a good idea to hold on to the lid. When you try to shake the 'shaker' without securing the lid, your beverage will end up all over the other patrons and you. Ask me how I know!
alphanor
2024-10-17 01:25:42 +0000 UTCWith all the hot sauce he added to it, when it blasts into his face, that's gonna be.... exciting.
Auros Harman
2024-10-17 01:25:33 +0000 UTCThat was my thought exactly. But typically they are so low in alcohol that they are not classed as alcoholic when a few drops are put in a drink, i.e.: I can purchase a lemon lime and bitters at a non-licensed restaurant here in Australia, because the alcohol is considered negligible.
Bridgette Ryan
2024-10-17 01:22:44 +0000 UTCFizzy water for the Blood God!
Kenneth
2024-10-17 01:22:38 +0000 UTCMan, Bubbles is so pretty
Brent
2024-10-17 01:22:28 +0000 UTCBubbles's hair is so loooong
Tabetha Rosenberg
2024-10-17 01:21:34 +0000 UTCSid Fwenchman!
Diptych
2024-10-17 01:21:01 +0000 UTCGames!
Chris Keiser
2024-10-17 01:20:34 +0000 UTCTotally worth it
Nicolas Demers
2024-10-17 01:20:24 +0000 UTCYes, let's hope these are nice glycerine-based bitters or similar.
Jonathan Taves
2024-10-17 01:19:31 +0000 UTCchawactews! toons! DOWNWOADS!
Jason Rock
2024-10-17 01:18:40 +0000 UTCAnd not holding the lid 😂
ArtemisFolly
2024-10-17 01:15:11 +0000 UTCYeah it's just going to explode
LtDan
2024-10-17 01:15:05 +0000 UTCAnd not holding the lid 😂
ArtemisFolly
2024-10-17 01:14:58 +0000 UTCThrowing up evil finger gestures helps when a decent pentagram isn’t available…should be more than evil enough! :)
Darren Franzen
2024-10-17 01:14:53 +0000 UTCLordy, but Bubbles looks cute...
Paul Britt
2024-10-17 01:14:26 +0000 UTCAren't bitters usually alcoholic? Hopefully they found a non-alcoholic brand!
Zofia
2024-10-17 01:14:23 +0000 UTC...shaking it with the fizzy water in the shaker? Oh no.
Eric Rucker
2024-10-17 01:13:57 +0000 UTCE-emails!
Emily Kapor-Mater
2024-10-17 01:13:33 +0000 UTCEvilus! Deathicus! Blood! Blood! Blood!
Darren Franzen
2024-10-17 01:13:32 +0000 UTCNot holding the lid is a bold move
LNut
2024-10-17 01:13:25 +0000 UTCEvil dread Sammet!
Amelia Lewis
2024-10-17 01:13:14 +0000 UTCNow I just wanna chant along with them.
Adam Daw
2024-10-17 01:12:58 +0000 UTCSCIENCE! ...Evil science?
Zig Justice
2024-10-17 01:12:58 +0000 UTC😂
Spacey02111
2024-10-17 01:12:46 +0000 UTCThey’re adorable, and Bubbles will soon sleep on the couch tonight.
Andrea Andrew
2024-10-17 01:12:25 +0000 UTCi know what im doing tonight
Tamara Macadam
2024-10-17 01:12:13 +0000 UTCThey're so friggin adorable
Nicholas Lopez
2024-10-17 01:12:08 +0000 UTCdownloads!!!
Danielle Church
2024-10-17 01:12:01 +0000 UTCI am looking forward to the silent scream creeping across Faye's face while she drinks this.
Tannerbot
2024-10-17 01:11:58 +0000 UTCFizzy water in a cocktail shaker is gonna end badly for them
Zach Shoemaker
2024-10-17 01:11:48 +0000 UTCFizzy water in a cocktail shaker? Hopefully it doesn't explode EvilJuice all over the bar!
Mathew Page
2024-10-17 01:11:48 +0000 UTCShe just wants to smell it.
Peter McDevitt
2024-10-17 01:11:46 +0000 UTCSid Hoffman, ow Sid Fwenchman?
chili sunrise
2024-10-17 01:11:44 +0000 UTCHaving missed a goth phase I'm at a loss to know if this will work without a pentagram and am leaning on the wisdom of the crowds.
ValdVin
2024-10-17 01:11:35 +0000 UTC
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