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ZOLTAN: SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS

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As per https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2203, it's Hubbert

Boris Pelakh

I'm familiar with it from the composer Zoltán Kodály, having sung several pieces of his although none recently.

Mark

Wasn't Pintsize asking for an invitation as "Worst Man"?

Clifton Royston

It generally means they feel called out and 100% agree with it. The other iteration that I know is "I represent that remark".

David Paul

Damn. I'm so old that when I was in college we only had molecules, and sometimes just cules.

Ursus Ridens

Good to see Bubbles is still keeping a lookout.

Guilherme Monteiro

read the Taltos series, by Steven Karl Zoltán Brust!!

Joe

I miss Gabby. I really liked her.

Holly Nelson

nice Governor Jesse the body callout there, Jeph

Joe

Co-writer credit.

ValdVin

I have never encountered a name as glorious as Zoltan before, and now I must find a way to use it in something!

Josh Moberly

I'm starting to feel like this is like How I Met Your Mother, where an entire season takes place during three days at a wedding. :laughing:

Carl Cravens

I bet they have (it would be strange if they hadn't by now given how serious Marten and Claire are and how long they've been together). But we are overdue for them to meet in-comic :D

enchantedsleeper

Apparently, the fact Marten is about to leave town for good after years of working for Tai is completely secondary to her parents to the fact he used to fuck their new daughter-in-law…

Comics Ladybird

Re-reading the comics it's amazing just how long Tai carried that torch for Dora. Since pretty much the beginning, actually. It's great that it was returned and even better that they've stayed the course :D

enchantedsleeper

I mean Emily was one of the library interns, we've seen her more recently than that. We haven't seen Gaby since then because Gaby apparently quit the internship

enchantedsleeper

Sliiightly prompted xD But only slightly

enchantedsleeper

She's Tai's mum so let's make that 70:30 for "yes" xD

enchantedsleeper

We don't know whether Irena is into that and currently I would rate that at 50/50 :)

Stephen Wells

Just so long as Anh doesn't overhear this and start looking at Zoltan.

Philip Masters

Not only that but the specific circumstances with Marten greatly exacerbated her anxieties because of the whole thing with Faye and wondering if he still had feelings for her. Meanwhile Tai is literally the exact opposite, someone who's done with casual polyamory and wants to settle down with a partner and initiated things due to having a huge and long established crush and attraction to Dora specifically.

Quinn

Relationship goals: Having your long-attached life partner describe you as an "absolute stallion", only sliiightly prompted (ETA from formerly unprompted).

ValdVin

Zoltan is a legit Hungarian name, derived from "Sultan".

Hugh Eckert

If anyone was going to have a dad named Zoltan, it was going to be Tai. Or one of the library interns we haven't seen since, what, 2016? **sigh** Okay, maybe Steve.

Ray S, 2nd nickname

Oh Emily. Wonder where she is in this shindig?

Miyaa

Do you mean 'resent', or am I missing a reference?

Duncan

Good word, tantamount. Almost as good as shenanigans.

Duncan

I'm sure it would not be awkward as Veronica will have him well in hand.

allanfranta

https://media1.tenor.com/m/WrtsIUqgUTcAAAAC/zoltan-wheres-my.gif

Eric Sieck

There’s also a Zoltan in the Witcher series…

Melissa Wilson

"How do they find me? Is it me?" - Marten, possibly.

Randall Norman Pick

Everyone at this wedding is batshit, and I'm here for it. X3

The Queer Art Pagan

She has the Crow’s Nest. Is there a storm brewing on the horizon?

legobil

Zoltan's real name is Jeremy.

Halloween Jack

Claire become shorter since her introduction, didn't she?

Mark

Hibbard I thought.

Paul Josef Veselovsky

Ahoy Captain Bubbles!!

Marshall

I think a lot of Dora’s anxieties has mellowed out over the passage of time in this comic. Maybe they’re not gone, but she has gotten better at dealing with her emotions compared to when she and Marten was dating.

legobil

Can’t wait for that meeting now. Veronica and Zoltan I mean. And. Or as a ship, mind you! I just wanna to see/hear their conversation.

legobil

Yes. They've seen more to not filter.

Tannerbot

I thought it was Huppert or something

Matthew Harris

You know what, I do buy that it did xD

enchantedsleeper

Is that somehow worse than young people without a filter?

enchantedsleeper

Wasn't Zoltan Kaparthy a character in My Fair Lady? (Fictional, of course, but the name came from somewhere)

enchantedsleeper

way to sidestep the question Marten... i'm sure it's fine 😅

Boots McGoot

I wonder if Tai and Dora have bonded over their parents apparently being from all over Europe?

Diptych

Trying to find what new trouble Faye is getting into with the guests?

Clifton Royston

Definitely a typo: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2203

David Paul

Dora approves: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3022 PS: Not the one I was looking for, but it works.

David Paul

Could be doing a Sam Scan, maybe?

David Paul

Speaking of which, why hasn’t Aurelia & Veronica met yet?

Miyaa

GDI

Miyaa

I’m looking forward to the comic awkwardness of Dora’s dad finally meeting Marten’s mom. We haven’t seen either of them yet, and I’m wondering about the implications. (Like, did he say something inappropriate and someone’s going to discover him tied up in the guest bedroom?) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1044

That Blair Guy

I dunno, Jesse Ventura might sue for gimmick infringement.

Ian Dunbar

An emusing comment, Bagge. (I shall go hide now.)

Joseph Bonnar

Clairface!

Mindi Young

He must have had a field day with Tai's stories about the college polycules

Bagge

Detecting cloaked emus?

Bagge

I think it'd be funnier to introduce him to Claire's mom and light the fuse...

Alex Rahr

On Pintsize watch, perhaps?

Joseph Bonnar

Seems Marten and Tai have more in common than I thought. Dang.

Maurice Kessler

I'm sure he's met enough via his Mom.

Nulgar

Bubbles scanning the perimeter.

Nulgar

At least he knows that to put his mom with him might just be tantamount to pulling the pin on a grenade and running for cover.

Mark Nach

Dad Martin say that outlook, that would be... awkward, three times as much as this

Alphones Armorman, suitperson

... Zoltan... Hubbard? I see you Jeph. "our mommy says our daddy is a sex machine" Kindergarten Cop. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

Aaand patreon fucked the order of comments again

Am Queue

I resemble that remark. I am not horrid.

Am Queue

Claire Augustus likes this.

Pejo

I have never met Zoltan but I know we’d be best friends.

JMK

I needed to see Claire's face through the rest of that convo.

Graydon Armstrong

It's on both of those things, it's a quote from Predator lol

Steve Martino

Sexual Tyrannosaurus should be a mug. Or better yet, a sleepshirt.

Graydon Armstrong

These folks seem to be the Blue Hubbard variety.

Sean Kinlin

Ayyyyy!

Sean Kinlin

Marten is about to intentionally assert dominance in this interaction.

Sammitch

"Love rapture?" "No, Love Raptor."

kaitou

Is that something that's passed on genetically? Does that make his daughter a Sexual Tairannosaurus? :)

Creeperkry

Sexual Tyrannosaurus were a great band until they sold out and signed with a major label.

William Cole

I'd love to check in on the nudists one of these days. They knew how to party!

William Cole

They do get on like a house on fire.

Miyaa

Indeed!

William Cole

I had a colleague named Zoltan. They're real!

William Cole

I thought it was Hubbert?

Harsh and Joan

The wedding may be in need of more parent types. Cue Emily's folks and the cookie making nudists from the lake! (However, that upstairs bedroom might be a bit small, I’m afraid.)

Holly Nelson

Don't You need chewing tobacco for that?

Captain Button

I prefer tricerabottoms! Heyo!

Creeperkry

He and Dora's dad seem to share the TMI tendency

MayLaBelle

Don't you see Bubbles gazing alertly off into the distance? They're far enough away that the crash is just a muffled noise against the background of conversation.

Amelia Lewis

as father's day gifts go... there have been worse

Brendan Luster

I was waiting for this comment. As a matter of fact, I went to high school with a guy named Zoltan.

Daryl Sawyer

Tyrannosaurus Sex

Daryl Sawyer

He's definitely got the facial hair of a Zoltan.

Doc Gumby

i have never been so uncomfortable on someone else's behalf. but also i appreciate the Predator reference

JD

Given those in-laws, I suddenly feel that Dora is extremely lucky.

Doug DeJulio

Zoltan looks like his career involved being a fortune teller at a traveling circus and he got out before the Shriners stopped being a viable social mystical fraternity and thus, no more circuses.

Miyaa

Claire's face is so friggin cute

Nicholas Lopez

100% that's a stage name. No one is actually called that IRL.

MikeT

Buy it! But don't by the heavy weight. By the Copro Lite version

Todd Ellner

Hubbard? Not Hubbert?

Alex Burka

That moment when you realize the Olds have had more and more varied sex than you ever will. And that your generation didn't invent Farking

Todd Ellner

I was reading so much manga recently that I read this backwards and was deeply confused

Alcaria Swain

Can't do better than a sexual triceratops.

Timothy Roller

I dunno, Zoltan's a pretty great name

Cody Renton

I hope bubbles finds me soon.

Mad Marie

You're not my real dad

Cody Renton

don't buy the tyrannosaurus dropping shirt

Mad Marie

Marten needs to meet more older people with sex hang ups.

Taigan

Pintsize's invitation involved some...negotiations.

Bill Silvia

the human equivalent of "LIGHT FUSE THEN RUN AWAY."

Peter McDevitt

If this were a televised sitcom, our next update would be an offscreen crash and Anh leaving in tears covered in punch.

Bill Silvia

If you aren't willing to weaponise your family against others, then no one will remember your name

MikeT

He will never beat World's Best Grandma Marten.

Shawn K. Younkin

Yes!!

Carrie

Sam n Emmett? Making sure they're keeping their noses clean?

djellafine

Epic! 🤣😂

Carrie

To the person who told me that my person in the bolo was going to end up being one of Tai's parental units: I salute you. Still to be determined: is that a silhouette of a horse, or Nessie. Spoiler: I want it to be Nessie, as a Sex Therapist for Cryptids is a life goal.

Thomas Baxter

On one hand, I’m sad to not see how the heiress-off would end, but this is perfectly fine, too 😶😂

Jon

Go Zoltan!

Paul Higdon

I suppose he isn't World's Best Dad either.

ValdVin

That would be an entertaining introduction!

Jeremy

Extreme levels of TMI fallout detected

Zig Justice

Zoltan, you are such an incorrigible stallion.

SilverbackRon

Tai’s personality is now explained. They seem awesome.

Andrea Andrew

Ah, old people without a filter. How perfectly horrid. Even if they and Marten's Mom would get along like a house on fire.

Tannerbot

... I both fear and anticipate that meeting.

Edward Clayton Andrew

Zoltan seems like a cool guy.

DungeonDaddy

Yes, arrange a meeting Marten, you know you have too.

Michael

When's the sexual tyrannosaurus shirt dropping?

Cody Renton

Bubbles is on the lookout, but for what?

Doc Gumby


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