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Such Great Heights

Hannelore doesn't have much experience when it comes to hand-holding

Such Great Heights

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Isn't a union a bit much for just 2 guys (+ a few guest musicians)?

Leak

Why not both?

Mark

You know, I just appreciated that Hanners is using they/them pronouns and not assuming gender. That's nice to see - she *could* assume that the person would be a woman because she knows Sven has been involved with ladies, but she doesn't!

enchantedsleeper

Possibly, yes xD Cue matchmaking montage with Hanners popping out from behind various socialising couples or taking notes carefully

enchantedsleeper

@OldGoat and I mean, Iris is blue... like a certain other someone we know Sven was into...

enchantedsleeper

Oh gosh, I would love to see that 😂

enchantedsleeper

Cantilever!

joe velsher

oh no he's going to date Emily

Ace of Hearts

I really didn't remember 1017. now I can't stop laughing.

Joe

Suggested for Hanners "My Giant Nerd Boyfriend".

Opus the Poet

https://youtu.be/XT4pwRi2JmY?si=cN-owtBxUB5H00SM

Carol Metzger

TBH, Sven actually doesn't know anything about dating...

Hugh Eckert

Worth it, though.

Hugh Eckert

Sven-Hanners, were it to commence, would bear some parallels to Joe-Joyce over at that other webcomic nobody here reads.

ValdVin

Sven and Iris. ("Svirus?") The comedic potential is tremendous.

OldGoat

Back at 1010 - 1017 human-presenting AIs were unheard of. Now in the QCverse they're everywhere. That was quick!

OldGoat

I would be far more scared of Pintsize dating May, or, well, ANYBODY.

Joseph Bonnar

Hanners and Punchbot?

OldGoat

I don't think Hanners would be down to clown (literally 😂) in the way that Sven tends to want from partners - he may be looking for a romantic connection but I still think he'd want sex to form a part of that. Also, I'm pretty sure he's robo-sexual now.

enchantedsleeper

Hanners does read/watch media xD

enchantedsleeper

Yes May, but also Momo xD I'm suggesting an alternative xD

enchantedsleeper

Addendum: Hannelore's side quest/journey was something that probably seemed logical for her character in the moment, but it was also a way for her to speedrun some character development. Rereading the comic archives, it strikes me how shy, timid and anxious she often is. She's still awesome but a far cry from the mature and adjusted Hanners we now know (who still has her neuroses but has many coping mechanisms for them). So it's really important for her growth.

enchantedsleeper

TBF they were actually quite good for each other back when they were Not Dating But.

Stephen Wells

May. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4347

Graydon Armstrong

I'm concerned now that Hanners may think you hold hands overhead like an ongoing high five

R. Francis Smith

I.... no? Why would Jeph be confiscating characters from fans just because people like them a lot?

enchantedsleeper

No.

allanfranta

I don't think there's much reason why May would be invited to Dora and Tai's wedding xD

enchantedsleeper

May was the one who said it would be weird, but yeah

enchantedsleeper

go postal unions!

allanfranta

You know who's tall (now)? Momo

enchantedsleeper

Tall and likes to stay clean.

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

No fish required. https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/trail-camera-shows-truly-amazing-bear-born-with-2-legs-and-living-large-in-west-virginia/

Dr. Otter

Clinton and Elliott too!

MayLaBelle

Tall and nice!

Timothy Roller

I am intrigued (and slightly scared) of those two dating.

Michael Steamweed

You know what they say: Those who know about dating, date. Those who don't know about dating, write cheesy songs about it.

Michael Steamweed

From personal experience, holding hands while walking with someone much shorter (or taller, I guess) is a bit challenging to synchronise.

Mark

Her dad tried it once before. It did not go well: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1010 - https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017

David Paul

That's fair. I wonder if that's we we lost Yay.

Drazi

She is so damn adorable! Unfortunately she was/is a lot of people's favourite, sometimes to an unhealthy extent. I think there is a reason she went away.

Antony Jones

She has read Marigold's entire yaoi collection.

Stephen Wells

(chuckle) "tall".

Darnel D Cooper

There's a Sven Hannerwald joke in there somewhere...

Leak

Hanners “knows” hand holding is important. Am curious as to how & why.

Sparky

I think they're already in a platonic romance :) and it's quite sweet.

Stephen Wells

Hanners, Hanners, Hanners... May is tall. Repeat, this is not a drill, May is tall.

Stephen Wells

C'mon, Hanners! We know height differences aren't always a deal-breaker! ;) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4052

Green

Permission to come aboard? 🫡

Mirage the Fennec

The perfect match for Sven: Tall, blue, a little bit psycho, calls him clownboy

dizzy ditzy

… finance!

Miyaa

Really hoping for May to play overly aggressive tsundere and make her Sven's problem again

MikeT

This is turning into Death Cab For Country, though, fronted by Svenjamin Gibbianchi...

Leak

They have even talked about it, to each other. Like, May is aware of Sven’s donation.

legobil

Upfist for Jonathan Coulton.

JCfromNC

Imo, Hanners probably knows about as much about finding the love of your life as Sven does. Also… 🎶 Drama…! 🎶

legobil

Anyone who's perfect but not tall enough has to ride a penny-farthing to make up the difference.

Creeperkry

Tall, US 110v, multiple USB ports...

Da Nargh!!

And he's already told her it would be weird(er). I can't find the comic, but it was shortly after she got the new bod and he was a major contributor to their fund

Jim Feldman

I would be *so* here for that!

kaseido

look, she said GOOD match, not PERFECT match

Minzoku Bokumetsu

... Is it too soon to speculate about Svenerrsay?

Justin

The first Notably Tall Person that popped into my head was May

Devinity

Maybe it's a necessary condition, but not a sufficient one.

Sean Kinlin

I mean, hand holding is important, one must consider these things.

Xionwalker

Where is May 😭 I’ve been harboring fervent hope she and Sven run into each other at this wedding

spencer icasiano

Ditto!

Carrie

Indeed!

Carrie

> Maybe she just did... A Sven-Hanners matchup (Svanners?) has crossed my mind from time to time too, but I have such mixed feelings about it. If Sven ever hurt Hannelore the way he hurt Faye.... OTOH, Sven seems to be trying to grow as a person.....

That Blair Guy

She did kinda battle it when she went on that trip and was excited she got dirty. Remember the Tannelore arc?

Joel Bateman

The move to Cubetown damn sure better not end up with me getting less Hannelore dammit.

Yelling Bird

Damn it, Sven.

Maurice Kessler

I think her orientation is straight, but her psychological issues are making her Ace. Her early presentation with the firemen was strongly hetero, but her issues with touch and her germophobia make it highly unlikely that she "hooks up" with any of the organic members of the cast. The other problem is the lack of male-presenting AIs in the cast. Jeph may have to introduce a new AI just so Hanners gets a love interest.

Opus the Poet

Look, I know we're all saying "Come down, now" but I don't want you to take it as peer pressure. Anyway, the waving is a little passive-aggressive

Jeremy Oreskovich

You know, Hannelore could probably pair up with a robot, since robots are clean, but I don't know if she'd actually go for it. (Also, she seems relatively straight/ace, and I don't think she'd go for pintsize or winslow.) ((She could totally be any orientation at this point though.))

Davus Otho

But with the right height difference you and lean on them in fun and patronizing ways.

Alex Mullenix

♫ Cause it's gonna be the future soon And I won't always be this way When the things that make me weak and strange Get engineered away ♫

ValdVin

Momo was doll sized, then child sized, and now tall

Not that Patrick Foltz

I think Hanners is one of my favorite people

Drazi

This is why I prefer to date someone close to my height; the logistics of hand holding and smooching just work out easier

Aerin Moriarty

My spouse is 8" shorter than I am. I can attest to a cuddling advantage.

Not that Patrick Foltz

Sven isn't tall enough for Tall Smol

Not that Patrick Foltz

Can verify, as a tall person, it's hard to hold hands with someone below average height.

Nikki

Over my years, I have often imagined a similar-height partner to be preferable, but in reality it has had very little bearing on the success of my various relationships.

Mad Marie

Maybe she just did...

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Momo went from Tiny to Normal to Tall.

Diptych

Think how romantic it would be to have an illicit hookup at your own sister's wedding!

William Cole

All she needs are some robot legs!

William Cole

Wait... wouldn't that imply that Hanners is pretty good at dating and Sven is unable to do it at all?

Diptych

I would say that Hanners needs to find herself a sweetie before trying to matchmake others, but I'm still genuinely not sure if she would understand how any of it works beyond a theoretical exercise.

Anthony Gaglianese

Hanners has a wonderful innocent, wholesome vibe, that I am greatful she has kept.

Tannerbot

With this motivation she can engineer a solution!

Uniquitous

So... Miss Sakaki?

Uniquitous

I mean... She's not wrong...

GearaDoga

My personal experience is that it's romantic to hear your spouse call out "I need that thing only you can do for me".

ValdVin

The Sven/Hanners friendship is so great.

Armcannon Productions

No no let her cook. She has a point.

Scott Vogel

Heart eyes! Do we have to worry about Hanners spending the entire reception trying to find everyone the love of their life?

ValdVin

THE POSTAL SERVICE MENTIONED

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Logic checks out.

Aaron Brewer

If Crushbot had a crush on someone would it be a Botcrush?

Wynn Donivan

I thought Momo went from Tiny to Normal in height?

Miyaa

I mean, she's got a point, being able to casually hold hands with you partner is really nice, not that I can because I'm a giant redwood tree and my wife has trouble reaching the top shelf of the fridge.

DonnieRamesJio

Yes, but May is Blue. Also, watermelon 😂 Jeff, we demand more May!

Kurist Zero

I'm increasingly torn about whether I'm on the Svenners ship or the Svay ship. 🤔😓

Adarsh Nednur

You don't have to hold hands if one can just pick the other up and carry them in their arms

Rich Holmes

So is Tall Momo.

Gopher on the Road

"I *am* trying to fuck Dora's brother" is not exactly love of your life vibes.

Rich Holmes

Hannelore giving someone dating advice is like a bear trying to teach a fish how to stand on their back legs. Now, if it had been Emily, then I would have co-signed it out of fear of cosmic retribution

AlexKorobeiniki

Sven and Hanners are going to be in a platonic romance. I ship them.

Miyaa

Liz is summarily dismissed before even filling out the application.

Bill Silvia

Hanners no! I am tall, and Sven is 100% not my type... ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

To be fair, she is on to something. Matching heights is good for hand-holding. On the other hand, Faye and Bubbles is excellent proof of the advantages of significant height disparity in the cuddling department.

Thunder

So is Crushbot

Aaron Brewer

Well, May is taller than him now. As a tall woman, I agree with Hanners.

Andrea Andrew

TALL

David Sowa

Literally listening to Postal Service RN 👀

Kat.mov

(I'M JUST SAYING).

Leaflemming

Gotta start somewhere

Michael

But Sven Doesn't know anything about dating!

Doc Gumby

she forgets faye and bubbles. tall n smol

Tamara Macadam

...May is tall.

Leaflemming


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