Questionable Posture
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Seeing how you can seethingly hate a person without that person even knowing of your existence... yes?
Leak
2024-10-13 11:14:54 +0000 UTCIt looks like he is holding it in one hand, just below panel cut-off. And by holding it I mean palm over the top and grasping with fingers around the lip.
Donna Flint
2024-10-07 20:26:55 +0000 UTCI just noticed: What happens to the drink in Panel 3? It's back in Panel 4. Is he a magician?
Markus Schaber
2024-10-06 19:28:37 +0000 UTCAre you trying to say they are not real? Interesting.
Darnel D Cooper
2024-10-05 02:42:05 +0000 UTCI think that the point is simply that Sven has that effect. Especially now, when he doesn't want it.
Philip Masters
2024-10-04 17:16:26 +0000 UTCI think that this is just an extension of the joke about Sven's uncontrollable sexual magnetism. This other woman had zeroed on him, and was about to initiate conversation, when another woman spoke to him and he responded politely -- which was enough to induce instant intense jealousy and frustration. Sven causes excessive desire-related emotions by just standing there.
Philip Masters
2024-10-04 17:11:25 +0000 UTCBoldly forward past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
Hugh Eckert
2024-10-04 15:58:29 +0000 UTCI think the interesting thing about this is that Hanners and Sven haven't said more than a couple words to each other before she looks pissed off. Like her being pissed in panel 3? Makes a bit more sense. They're clearly close and he's talking about his dick. But she looks angry in panel 2 and they've basically just done pleasantries.
Claire LeMaster
2024-10-04 13:38:44 +0000 UTCWho is the lady to the right of Sven, looking a little sour in panel 2? Doesn’t look like an AI, so probably not a casual hookup.
legobil
2024-10-04 12:46:13 +0000 UTCCarrying that torch of skilfully borderline-incomprehensible languaging boldly forward :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-04 08:29:01 +0000 UTCLydia's chin was more rounded.
Carl G Knoblock
2024-10-04 03:36:03 +0000 UTCI wrote what I wrote, how you interpreted it was your problem.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-04 03:28:25 +0000 UTCI had the usual experiences when I was young. At 82, the problem no longer arises.
Carl G Knoblock
2024-10-04 03:20:13 +0000 UTC"Lay"ers?
Carl Fink
2024-10-04 02:25:47 +0000 UTCThe James Joyce of indie free newspaper cartoonists?
Hugh Eckert
2024-10-04 00:15:33 +0000 UTCor tomorrow in-universe
Joe
2024-10-04 00:06:20 +0000 UTCTeachers can be perverts, too...
Kevin Hicks
2024-10-03 23:58:25 +0000 UTCAlmost the same!
Kevin Hicks
2024-10-03 23:57:35 +0000 UTCMatt Groening. ;-)
Hugh Eckert
2024-10-03 22:36:05 +0000 UTC...is that James Joyce? :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-03 22:15:42 +0000 UTCGlaring because the Someone would like to occupy Sven's attention?
Ursus Ridens
2024-10-03 21:31:03 +0000 UTCNot everyone gets the Minion of the Great Old Ones tentacle upgrade
Todd Ellner
2024-10-03 21:14:19 +0000 UTCHe wants to be in politics. He passed the first test, lying about his qualifications.
dcy665 .
2024-10-03 20:45:25 +0000 UTCHow many pizzas make it heavy? Five pizzas per being present? 10?
Carrie
2024-10-03 20:41:14 +0000 UTCSo has the codpiece
Uniquitous
2024-10-03 19:33:49 +0000 UTCShe does have the strappy black top and the black jeans so I'm pretty sure it's her.
alphanor
2024-10-03 18:13:09 +0000 UTC@Joseph: So Nemesis is not a symmetric relation?
Sean Kinlin
2024-10-03 18:10:17 +0000 UTCMaybe she's able to ignore the laws of physics?
Sean Kinlin
2024-10-03 18:08:17 +0000 UTCShe would probably only improve the situation for Hanners though
fx_in_mind
2024-10-03 16:17:50 +0000 UTC“Because whether weak-knee shrimptoast or huffy snore-behemoth, we often have boner shame.”
Hugh Eckert
2024-10-03 16:16:58 +0000 UTCSomeone is glaring at Hannelore. Call in the airstrike. The heavy airstrike.
Nicolas Dao-Phan
2024-10-03 14:39:25 +0000 UTCSo many things I haven't forgotten about high school, but I definitely haven't forgotten about having to work a math problem at the chalkboard with a boner. Like, dude, you know teenage boys get random boners, why is working at the chalkboard even a thing anymore!?
Carl Cravens
2024-10-03 13:45:16 +0000 UTCDepends on your market demographic, Jack.
allanfranta
2024-10-03 13:11:50 +0000 UTCMath class. Girl in front of me always smelled nice. I always had to leave the room with my books in front of me. I mentioned this to her at our 50th class reunion and made her blush, was I wrong?!
allanfranta
2024-10-03 13:10:33 +0000 UTCHuh; I wonder if that's why my son does that very same thing. Thanks for the possible insight!
Jim Toth
2024-10-03 13:06:39 +0000 UTCSomeone my daughter was dating tried the old "blue balls" line on my daughter, she laughed so hard that he never spoke to her again, she told me "No big loss there".
allanfranta
2024-10-03 13:05:08 +0000 UTCThat's a Moray! Oh wait, no, that doesn't apply at all in this thread. But it scans (even though it doesn't rhyme), and thus that's what popped into my head. Which I first typoed as "pooped into my head, which...um... I'm leaving now.
Jim Toth
2024-10-03 13:04:34 +0000 UTCDamn, yours can wrap around your waist? I'm surprised you didn't just pass out from blood deprivation
Sam Suchabutt
2024-10-03 12:58:30 +0000 UTCAh, I checked, it's the bridesmaid from strip 5404 who clearly decided to make a play for Sven as soon as Tai announced the illicit wedding hookup arrangements. ...is May at this wedding? Sensible people would not invite May to a wedding.
Stephen Wells
2024-10-03 10:35:34 +0000 UTCPenny-shaver
Duncan
2024-10-03 10:17:29 +0000 UTCCat's cradle?
Duncan
2024-10-03 10:14:07 +0000 UTCWearing a kilt should help with that...
Leak
2024-10-03 09:01:20 +0000 UTCI just tied it around my waist under a big sweater. No muss. No fuss.
Todd Ellner
2024-10-03 08:38:56 +0000 UTCNobody wearing a codpiece appropriate to their station? Standards have slipped.
Todd Ellner
2024-10-03 08:37:23 +0000 UTCYep. She is. Jealousy is a real thing
Todd Ellner
2024-10-03 08:34:58 +0000 UTCI think you’re right, although she’s missing the arm warmers (handless glove things).
John C. Kirk
2024-10-03 07:31:56 +0000 UTCIn 2029 Jeph will reveal her name.
SilverbackRon
2024-10-03 06:58:35 +0000 UTCVery good catch, I didn't see her either.
SilverbackRon
2024-10-03 06:57:31 +0000 UTCLonely Island, so funny!
SilverbackRon
2024-10-03 06:53:51 +0000 UTCIt would be if May were at this, but I think we'd know by now if she was xD
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-03 06:38:43 +0000 UTCrequires you to take the trans perk and do the hrt quest line
Dave, Duke of Fridges
2024-10-03 06:07:25 +0000 UTCagree.
Dave, Duke of Fridges
2024-10-03 06:06:37 +0000 UTCthat thing only makes me mad when I am dragged to an event where I know nobody and the person dragging me fucking VANISHES for the entire thing
Dave, Duke of Fridges
2024-10-03 06:04:29 +0000 UTCIt also doubles as a wine flask opener?
Leak
2024-10-03 05:22:37 +0000 UTCI don't think Lydia was EVER interested in Sven, either sexually or romantically.
Ingrid Nordbø
2024-10-03 05:18:33 +0000 UTCThat's one wish I will never see: Banners mom coming over to the light side and changing enough so her daughter can stand her.
Darnel D Cooper
2024-10-03 04:23:37 +0000 UTCEh .. true. Between 12 and 15 were hell that thing would embarress me everytime a woman i didn't hatell bent over or kneeled in front of me 20 /20 the librarian who was divorced and her late thirties once she noticed I spent a lot of tostaring at her,.. made my life hell. BLUE Balls is a thing.
Darnel D Cooper
2024-10-03 04:20:45 +0000 UTCWe don't know that she's his date. She may have introduced herself to Sven 10 seconds ago, only to find herself ignored by someone Sven is already acquainted with. Edit: In the time I took to type this, two other comments got in before me. :-P
Justin
2024-10-03 04:11:29 +0000 UTCShe was one of the wedding party, on Tai's side. I'd agree she was probably trying to flirt with Sven (who ought to get first dibs on an illicit wedding hookup since it's his bedroom) and is mad at the space princess for distracting him.
William Cole
2024-10-03 04:00:35 +0000 UTCHave you ever seen a duck penis before Trip? I encourage you to Google it. :)
Yelling Bird
2024-10-03 03:46:46 +0000 UTCThat late?
Am Queue
2024-10-03 03:37:07 +0000 UTCI’d be happy to deal with them on your behalf. No need to thank me.
A. J. Alfieri-Crispin
2024-10-03 03:30:00 +0000 UTCI don't think it looks like her.
jonesnori
2024-10-03 03:27:51 +0000 UTCI noticed that, too. Well done!
jonesnori
2024-10-03 03:24:14 +0000 UTCAnd even in the case of his girlfriends, I wouldn't go so far as to say he was cruel (certainly not deliberately so). More... apathetically casual I guess? Definitely went through a dipshit phase after Faye though.
Thunder
2024-10-03 03:08:37 +0000 UTCYes, she was in a previous shot, but it makes me wonder More who the bridesmaid is then.
GregD
2024-10-03 03:05:46 +0000 UTCPretty sure she’s one of the bridemaids.
Rodrigo Ourcilleon
2024-10-03 03:02:49 +0000 UTCConsidering what we saw of him not too long ago, I'd actually be somewhat surprised if Sven even brought a date. In fact, I'd give even odds that she was just someone trying to flirt with him, and is annoyed at Hanner's "cutting in".
Thunder
2024-10-03 03:01:51 +0000 UTCWell that's just plain free advertising!
Jack Hyde
2024-10-03 02:47:14 +0000 UTCDucks have both!
Trip Space-Parasite
2024-10-03 02:43:21 +0000 UTCI think an accurate reading is that Hannelore is now THIS woman's nemesis. Of course I could be wrong.
Joseph Bonnar
2024-10-03 02:42:48 +0000 UTCI learned to cover my face with my hands during dodge ball. That was IMPORTANT.
Joseph Bonnar
2024-10-03 02:41:50 +0000 UTCDude, you got a cloaca.
Daryl Sawyer
2024-10-03 02:40:46 +0000 UTCValid point. I don’t get mad but I do get uncomfortable if I don’t know anyone else there.
JD
2024-10-03 02:39:10 +0000 UTCWay to make it about you.
Daryl Sawyer
2024-10-03 02:38:58 +0000 UTCI've know socially awkward dudes who get mad if their friend ends up spending time with other people at a party or a convention or something. People are weird.
Daryl Sawyer
2024-10-03 02:38:11 +0000 UTCwait is his date really mad that he’s talking to another woman…?
JD
2024-10-03 02:35:40 +0000 UTCIt’s a newmesis.
Magic Chopstick Games
2024-10-03 02:32:53 +0000 UTC"You might very well think so. I couldn't possibly comment."
Maurice Kessler
2024-10-03 02:26:16 +0000 UTCMultiple layers of meaning.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-03 02:25:03 +0000 UTCDid Hanners get another piercing? I seem to remember her having five in the right ear, now it looks like six.
Carl Fink
2024-10-03 02:23:26 +0000 UTCEven at his worst, Sven was not anti-woke or something. He was only cruel to his sister and girlfriends ....
Carl Fink
2024-10-03 02:20:44 +0000 UTC"Stiff" breeze?
Carl Fink
2024-10-03 02:19:19 +0000 UTCA lot of non-penis havers also get frustrated when they have to deal with the damn things.
Mad Marie
2024-10-03 02:12:31 +0000 UTCI wear straight cut jeans, that are actually a size too large, exclusively (not a lot of comfortable clothing options for my height and build), and a certain appendage still makes itself known. It’s pretty embarrassing having to cover yourself with anything nearby to preserve your modesty when the situation is a little too exciting.
Chauncey
2024-10-03 02:11:15 +0000 UTCOy, when I was in choir I was on the front row most of the time, and I was hard any time there was a stiff breeze.
Opus the Poet
2024-10-03 02:08:53 +0000 UTCBut I highly doubt Hanners would do that one thing he likes. The one with the watermelon.
Clarence the Liar
2024-10-03 02:07:33 +0000 UTCHanners is rich, she can have as many nemeses as she wants.
Doc Gumby
2024-10-03 02:05:55 +0000 UTCFeel a light breeze and I-jizz-in-my-pants.
Timothy Roller
2024-10-03 02:05:23 +0000 UTCYa know that's one thing I never had to deal with. Heavy denim will hide a multitude of sins.
Jack Hyde
2024-10-03 02:04:06 +0000 UTCWe've had one, yes, but what about Second Puberty?
Clarence the Liar
2024-10-03 02:04:03 +0000 UTCShe of the pink Juicy wardrobe.
Doc Gumby
2024-10-03 02:03:22 +0000 UTCWhen standing formally, it’s either: - Stand at attention, military style - Arms crossed behind my back When I’m standing informally, it’s usually slouched to one side (my legs are long and I don’t usually know what up to with them). Sometimes, depending on the audience, I’m JoJo posing.
Chauncey
2024-10-03 02:01:34 +0000 UTCOnly for you.
Doc Gumby
2024-10-03 02:01:32 +0000 UTCWait, so having a boner 24/7 isn't normal?
Yelling Bird
2024-10-03 01:59:21 +0000 UTC$5 says that Hanners’ new nemesis is named Liz
Magic Chopstick Games
2024-10-03 01:50:56 +0000 UTCHow can that woman be Hanners' nemesis? She isn't wearing pink sweatpants with JUICY on the butt.
ValdVin
2024-10-03 01:49:45 +0000 UTCI was taught to cross my hands in front of my crotch when in the wall facing a free kick. It came in handy.
ValdVin
2024-10-03 01:46:09 +0000 UTCHe ain't wrong. Damn sixth grade!
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2024-10-03 01:39:52 +0000 UTCIt appears so. I didn't notice at first - good catch.
alphanor
2024-10-03 01:37:09 +0000 UTCI really dig the colouring and detail in this!
Entropy
2024-10-03 01:35:42 +0000 UTCI thought Sven was developing an interest in AI after hooking up with May. If Hanners is down with it though…
Andrea Andrew
2024-10-03 01:32:29 +0000 UTCNot knowing what to do with my hands is why I do the V for Victory fingers thing in literally every single picture of me in existence
Green
2024-10-03 01:30:35 +0000 UTCNext puberty is the bext!
Diptych
2024-10-03 01:29:02 +0000 UTCI hated those years of dealing with that situation
Lyman Green
2024-10-03 01:27:22 +0000 UTCA lot of people think so, but personally I think 'losing the Olympic Pole Vault because you hooked your pole on the bar' is probably worse. At least puberty isn't globally televised.
Simon Green
2024-10-03 01:26:15 +0000 UTCI appreciate the use of "penis-haver"
Violet Moon
2024-10-03 01:23:40 +0000 UTCNot for May, it won't
Simon Green
2024-10-03 01:23:39 +0000 UTCPfft, what's she gonna do? Withstand orbital bombardment?
Matthew Delahaye
2024-10-03 01:23:03 +0000 UTCHen!
Matthew Delahaye
2024-10-03 01:21:28 +0000 UTCAs a trans girl, I appreciate that Sven said “penis-havers” and not “boys.”
Taigan
2024-10-03 01:20:56 +0000 UTCNot sure what the question means, just referring back to old art: https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Lydia
GregD
2024-10-03 01:16:48 +0000 UTCI'm still waiting for the orbital pizza delivery.
BobC
2024-10-03 01:15:57 +0000 UTCIs that Sam on her way to the car?
Doc Gumby
2024-10-03 01:15:32 +0000 UTCPublisher or editor?
BobC
2024-10-03 01:15:14 +0000 UTCNah, that I worked out on my own.
Tannerbot
2024-10-03 01:15:06 +0000 UTCOh you're right I almost forgot about that! I always thought it was more of an fwb situation though..
æ
2024-10-03 01:14:48 +0000 UTCThey taught you to be handy?
BobC
2024-10-03 01:14:38 +0000 UTCFirst Puberty is the worst
Alcaria Swain
2024-10-03 01:13:11 +0000 UTCSvenners! It's fun to say. (I'm not sure if I'm shipping it, but I like the name.)
Amy ☣
2024-10-03 01:12:48 +0000 UTCIs that his companion? It’ll be awkward when May shows up to chit chat.
Andrea Andrew
2024-10-03 01:12:36 +0000 UTCMaybe, but Lydia was darker skinned?
GregD
2024-10-03 01:12:05 +0000 UTCThey have even been on a (non-date) date before! The ship is canon! We just need a ship name. Svennelore? Svenners? Someone smarter than me will pick
Adarsh Nednur
2024-10-03 01:11:13 +0000 UTCI mean, my Junior High School did (reproductive system in biology, I think a little sex ed in health.) My high school definitely does during our health course, which everyone takes softmore year.
Davus Otho
2024-10-03 01:10:35 +0000 UTCThat's possible, but I think she met Hanners, she wouldn't get jealous and storm off, lol
Aditya Rameshan
2024-10-03 01:10:18 +0000 UTCIs that the intern from like forever ago?
Joseph Unrein
2024-10-03 01:10:06 +0000 UTCProbably the original intern that Sven had many moons ago when Faye met Sven.
Miyaa
2024-10-03 01:09:22 +0000 UTCI’m pretty sure 1999 was like the last time 🇺🇸 schools taught any kind of sex education in junior high.
Miyaa
2024-10-03 01:07:58 +0000 UTCI ship 'em.
Andrew Mitchell
2024-10-03 01:07:48 +0000 UTCyes
sjlxndr
2024-10-03 01:07:45 +0000 UTCThank god for the crotch covering blazers they make you wear in private schools
Veronica Jane
2024-10-03 01:07:18 +0000 UTCA handy bit of training we never got.
Tannerbot
2024-10-03 01:07:07 +0000 UTC…is it true?
Wednesday
2024-10-03 01:06:50 +0000 UTCHannalore Rex!
Bridgette Ryan
2024-10-03 01:06:45 +0000 UTCI look forward to years of seeing that chick in the background whenever Hanners is out in public, glaring at her.
Czarzhan
2024-10-03 01:06:25 +0000 UTCI find it very intriguing that the girl with Sven was irritated at him paying attention to Hanners and wandering off.
GregD
2024-10-03 01:06:24 +0000 UTCHanners will have a SECOND nemesis!
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-10-03 01:06:08 +0000 UTCWonder who the lady is who got jealous of Hanners 🤣
Aditya Rameshan
2024-10-03 01:06:07 +0000 UTCsven's companion is JEALOUS lmao
æ
2024-10-03 01:05:55 +0000 UTCIt's not the entirety of the curriculum, but it is addressed.
5099 5618
2024-10-03 01:05:51 +0000 UTCWait. A Sven x Hanners shipping?
Miyaa
2024-10-03 01:05:41 +0000 UTCHa! It’s funny for obvious reasons!!
Andrea Andrew
2024-10-03 01:05:16 +0000 UTCThe stuff you wished they taught you verses what they did teach you
Michael
2024-10-03 01:05:15 +0000 UTC
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