And we now know that they're two people we'd never heard of, so we were right to be bewildered.
Clifton Royston
2024-10-07 19:36:40 +0000 UTC
We've never seen much of Tai's friendship circle (outside Our HeroesTM), so there's not much reason to assume we have ever met these two.
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-06 22:45:51 +0000 UTC
Jeph also needs BookBeard to remind him of comic continuity XD
enchantedsleeper
2024-10-06 22:45:01 +0000 UTC
See strip 5409 when I guess Jeph also remembered that :)
Stephen Wells
2024-10-03 10:36:46 +0000 UTC
That be kind of an odd bridesmaid. I dont believe anyone aside Marten/Secret Bakery knew her well.
eilonwylovegood
2024-10-02 04:27:19 +0000 UTC
Probably already addressed, but I thought the wedding was at Jim and Veronica's place?
JourneymanWizard
2024-09-30 15:10:02 +0000 UTC
Which reminds me... Hey Bookbeard! Has there been any mention of what happened to Pintsize's military-grade Anthro-PC chassis?
Dale Nielsen
2024-09-29 02:16:48 +0000 UTC
Is the tall one maybe Padma, visiting from California?
Clifton Royston
2024-09-29 00:47:05 +0000 UTC
I can officiate marriages, just in case any of you need. (I've only done one though.)
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 23:18:08 +0000 UTC
Who are the bridesmaids? In particular who is that immediately to the left of Tai? My problems with recognizing faces often extend to characters in comics, alas.
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 23:14:29 +0000 UTC
But don't other the significant other!
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 23:04:49 +0000 UTC
They're just gal pals. Who fuck a lot.
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 23:03:02 +0000 UTC
I think Sven's position means Sven must be there as Dora's best man, which is really great. Their relationship has come a long way.
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 23:01:45 +0000 UTC
GDI Marie
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 22:55:34 +0000 UTC
Same here alphanor!
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 22:55:12 +0000 UTC
So say we all!
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 22:54:39 +0000 UTC
@Silverback ICWYDT
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 22:53:46 +0000 UTC
I still reflexively look for the Anthro-PC when someone says "Pintsize", so it took me forever to notice the green hair.
Clifton Royston
2024-09-28 22:47:57 +0000 UTC
EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I too marry people (Universal Life Church), and I'm proud and pleased to have Beeps among us knot-tyers! Also, that was a FANTASTIC wife of the wife.
YsabetJustYsabet
2024-09-28 05:31:51 +0000 UTC
(I made the same mistake.)
Ursus Ridens
2024-09-27 00:58:20 +0000 UTC
Dora is SO CUTE in the last panel! This is just the warm-fuzzy we needed after the last story arc.
Amanda L
2024-09-26 23:14:55 +0000 UTC
@Captain why worry?? add a little spice to the honeymoon!!
Joe
2024-09-26 21:42:32 +0000 UTC
By the power invested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts I pronounce you Cute Butch One and Tall Goth One
Todd Ellner
2024-09-26 17:30:13 +0000 UTC
Too late to fix now, but it's the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, not the state. Nice comic, though.
John Levine
2024-09-26 13:09:03 +0000 UTC
D'oh! Now I see that what I thought was a hat is actually a pony-tailed head. AUGH!!!
Dale Nielsen
2024-09-26 12:16:27 +0000 UTC
My mistake. When I looked at the strip before posting, I was looking for Pintsize on the other side of Hanners from where I now see him. Somebody is holding a hat near Hanners' left shoulder and I thought that had been added to cover up Pintsize for some strange reason.
Dale Nielsen
2024-09-26 12:12:12 +0000 UTC
So sorry!! I was looking for the old Pintsize body, not the new one.
alphanor
2024-09-26 10:42:12 +0000 UTC
I got the SU reference, but still ?? - Pearl tuxedo?
alphanor
2024-09-26 10:37:51 +0000 UTC
Aquidneck Island, to be precise. I lived there for 19 months back in the 1970s.
Opus the Poet
2024-09-26 08:58:15 +0000 UTC
Nice
Duncan
2024-09-26 08:43:34 +0000 UTC
Sorry, what hat?
Diptych
2024-09-26 05:58:53 +0000 UTC
A script on a web host can do it easy.
Carrie
2024-09-26 05:03:33 +0000 UTC
Both of those are gold. Thnx!
Carrie
2024-09-26 05:01:26 +0000 UTC
Don't forget Kubrick's The Wifing
Carrie
2024-09-26 04:56:35 +0000 UTC
Let them wife the wife first.
Carrie
2024-09-26 04:49:40 +0000 UTC
WIFE HER! WIFE HER HARD!
Bagge
2024-09-26 04:37:44 +0000 UTC
I just noticed the two audience members taking photos on cell phones, with different rotations based on their position, and one person (Veronica?) zooming in. Incredible attention to detail!
Lisa
2024-09-26 04:13:51 +0000 UTC
*seal yelling* gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
Pejo
2024-09-26 02:36:12 +0000 UTC
So whose idea was it to hide Pint-size (?) with a hat?
Dale Nielsen
2024-09-26 02:32:06 +0000 UTC
It may not exactly be a wedding...perhaps something more like a high-speed LAN.
Ursus Ridens
2024-09-26 02:28:31 +0000 UTC
Late, but I _really_ like Dora's dress
Thomas Baxter
2024-09-26 01:41:20 +0000 UTC
... so you think that's a completely different AI that we've never seen before who, purely by coincidence, happens to have the exact same shades of blue skin and green hair as Pintsize?
BookBeard
2024-09-26 01:15:53 +0000 UTC
"You may now wife the wife" Hahaha, that one is going to be stuck in my head all day.
SilverbackRon
2024-09-25 23:30:26 +0000 UTC
Steven Universe reference.
Andrea Andrew
2024-09-25 23:22:43 +0000 UTC
Wife Trek VI: The Undiscovered Wifery
Mad Marie
2024-09-25 23:15:43 +0000 UTC
I see a glimpse of blue between Hanners and the green haired person, but it is by no means evident that that is Pintsize.
alphanor
2024-09-25 23:13:34 +0000 UTC
??
alphanor
2024-09-25 23:05:00 +0000 UTC
Thems rookie numbers!
Grace Kieser
2024-09-25 22:59:32 +0000 UTC
CLOWNBOY
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 22:27:02 +0000 UTC
It's a shame the Best Sidewalk couldn't make it to the big day u.u
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 22:24:12 +0000 UTC
If your wedding isn't gay, you aren't wedding hard enough.
Thomas Halpin
2024-09-25 22:17:43 +0000 UTC
I think the tall woman in the black dress is from Dora's coven, the shorter woman in purple one of Tai's friends.
Gamebook
2024-09-25 22:10:46 +0000 UTC
Simultaneous release is harder than it sounds.
SilverbackRon
2024-09-25 21:57:14 +0000 UTC
Fair point!
Cole Blackblood
2024-09-25 21:44:40 +0000 UTC
Though three weeks before the wedding is a heck of a time to change your plans xD
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 21:44:14 +0000 UTC
Maybe there were too many snakes after all.
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 21:41:57 +0000 UTC
I did too, at first 😂
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 21:38:33 +0000 UTC
OMG IT'S HIM!!!
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 21:37:50 +0000 UTC
They may have just decided to keep it super minimal (2 on each side). I'm sure Faye wouldn't take offence.
(Also, this way she doesn't have to stand next to Sven 😂)
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 21:36:47 +0000 UTC
So true!
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 21:35:39 +0000 UTC
Not sure I see them getting married, actually?
Now Marten and Claire, I do. But that is a wedding that is still queer as all get-out xD
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 21:34:54 +0000 UTC
I mostly just do it for friends and coworkers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Zapski
2024-09-25 21:21:31 +0000 UTC
I guess Beepatrice is paying tribute to Pearl.
Andrea Andrew
2024-09-25 20:19:46 +0000 UTC
sorry, it's just the latest variety of wedding..
Ronald Burdick
2024-09-25 20:05:42 +0000 UTC
Me too; just made a noise only dogs can hear...
YsabetJustYsabet
2024-09-25 19:30:08 +0000 UTC
Specifically I was wondering if the magenta haired person in Tai's party was raven while reading the comic on my phone. On a larger screen, it obviously isn't. :)
Travis Young
2024-09-25 19:10:57 +0000 UTC
Daaaamn you had that ready for just this moment.
Erin Putnam
2024-09-25 19:01:28 +0000 UTC
It looks like it's still dyed, so maybe she changed her mind.
jonesnori
2024-09-25 18:22:31 +0000 UTC
Wedding nerves! I was spacey for at least a week beforehand.
jonesnori
2024-09-25 18:19:52 +0000 UTC
More people seem to be assuming the black-haired guest is Veronica, but I didn't remember that Marten's mom was friends with them. Friendly while he and Dora was dating, yes, but a continuing relationship I had not known existed. On the other hand, lots of stuff could be happening off-screen, always. It does look more like Veronica than Raven, though.
jonesnori
2024-09-25 18:18:37 +0000 UTC
That could be Faye all the way to the right, edging off-screen, but it might also be someone else brown-haired.
jonesnori
2024-09-25 18:15:22 +0000 UTC
You can see the back of Pintsize's head on the right in panel 2 next to (presumably) Hanners.
BookBeard
2024-09-25 17:13:19 +0000 UTC
On right, back of head.
Timothy Roller
2024-09-25 17:09:02 +0000 UTC
So far anyway. I'm predicting Marigold and Dale will be the ones to break that streak.
BookBeard
2024-09-25 17:07:20 +0000 UTC
I wondered if they were two of Tai's poly friends.
jonesnori
2024-09-25 17:01:24 +0000 UTC
7kHz at 120dB
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1708
BookBeard
2024-09-25 17:01:09 +0000 UTC
Where is he? I don't see him. The only guest I recognize is Dad Bianchi, and I don't remember the bridesmaids, either. Tai's friends from school?
jonesnori
2024-09-25 16:51:12 +0000 UTC
This Excitement, Enthusiasm, and Ecstasy brought to you by the letter 'E'.
Sean Kinlin
2024-09-25 16:18:26 +0000 UTC
That's my favourite Cure song.
Diptych
2024-09-25 15:51:19 +0000 UTC
I misread this as asking if they moved in time from there to here and Cubetown is sufficiently weird that this seemed like a totally reasonable thing for you to be asking.
Yonatan Zunger
2024-09-25 15:49:59 +0000 UTC
45 minutes.
Stephen Wells
2024-09-25 15:29:15 +0000 UTC
The only valid kind of wedding
Green
2024-09-25 15:25:57 +0000 UTC
No, they aren't https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4512
Mark
2024-09-25 15:11:24 +0000 UTC
*takes deep breath*
...EEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeeee!!
djellafine
2024-09-25 15:04:49 +0000 UTC
EEEEEeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeee
djellafine
2024-09-25 15:04:15 +0000 UTC
I like how in QC, all the weddings are gay
CassieWasRight
2024-09-25 14:58:39 +0000 UTC
YES!!!!!
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR FIVE LONG YEARS (one thousand four hundred and twenty-five strips)
CassieWasRight
2024-09-25 14:56:47 +0000 UTC
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
Simone Bernhard
2024-09-25 14:55:26 +0000 UTC
Good job, people! It took over 15 minutes to read all the comments!
allanfranta
2024-09-25 14:50:33 +0000 UTC
Stepson officiated at his mom's and my wedding. At least he could remember his lines (unlike me)!
allanfranta
2024-09-25 14:39:59 +0000 UTC
"Skype to the end." "Say Wife and Wife!"
Summer
2024-09-25 14:39:24 +0000 UTC
The State of Disarray, I believe, would be Florida, @yonatan zunger.
allanfranta
2024-09-25 14:36:01 +0000 UTC
GDI Sean.
Miyaa
2024-09-25 14:29:57 +0000 UTC
Spousal units represent!
allanfranta
2024-09-25 14:28:16 +0000 UTC
I'm guessing Sven's bedroom has already seen its share of illicit hookups.
Also, Tai's dress is fantastic!
Matt Pedone
2024-09-25 14:15:11 +0000 UTC
Fellow followers of Dresden Codak will be enjoying two awesomely gay comics in one day! 🏳️🌈🎆🎇🎆🎇
...did Jeph and Sen plan a simultaneous release??
Duncan
2024-09-25 14:08:57 +0000 UTC
So how long is the time skip
Mark Starling
2024-09-25 14:01:09 +0000 UTC
As evidenced recently in the American Presidential race, a lot can happen in two weeks. 😊
Czarzhan
2024-09-25 13:40:21 +0000 UTC
In these comments, the word "wife" is starting to be like the word "smurf."
Sean Kinlin
2024-09-25 13:33:15 +0000 UTC
But don't put on a Tai.
Sean Kinlin
2024-09-25 13:30:21 +0000 UTC
Monty Python's Meaning of Wife
Sean Kinlin
2024-09-25 13:26:37 +0000 UTC
I think he is wearing his usual bolo tie. It's just really skinny and hard to see.
MayLaBelle
2024-09-25 13:21:46 +0000 UTC
I think Veronica is wearing FEATHERS.
CaseyAEC
2024-09-25 13:20:58 +0000 UTC
I wife this a lot!
Halloween Jack
2024-09-25 13:14:21 +0000 UTC
Sven, put on a tie!
Scott Venier
2024-09-25 13:05:00 +0000 UTC
I'm kind of surprised not to see Faye in the line up - isn't she Dora's best friend?
That said: YAY WEDDING!
Cole Blackblood
2024-09-25 12:58:54 +0000 UTC
Technically we don't know that he was invited. We just know he showed up.
BookBeard
2024-09-25 12:18:52 +0000 UTC
they deserve it!! 🥰
Boots McGoot
2024-09-25 12:17:56 +0000 UTC
God, I love Tai! *This wedding is going to rule!"
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-09-25 12:14:55 +0000 UTC
Wow, Pintsize got invited.
Timothy Roller
2024-09-25 12:05:36 +0000 UTC
Book 5: Wifey Wife, and the Order of the Wife.
rhekke
2024-09-25 11:06:05 +0000 UTC
"American Wedding" by Gogol Bordello
Zak Reichle
2024-09-25 11:04:52 +0000 UTC
Wait. In the wedding party. Is the Best Man MAGICAL LOVE GENTLEMAN?!?!
Todd Ellner
2024-09-25 10:46:41 +0000 UTC
Genuinely can't tell if this is a song or you just made up a poem on the spot
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 10:43:36 +0000 UTC
DJ Beepy Boopz in da house bringing you those beeps and boops until the early hours
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 10:40:51 +0000 UTC
Plus her alter (hah) ego Beepy Boopz will be the entertainment at the reception.
ValdVin
2024-09-25 10:37:34 +0000 UTC
aww they look so pretty and happy
Ashley Thomas
2024-09-25 10:33:46 +0000 UTC
In panel 1, Beeps is the midwife.
Mad Marie
2024-09-25 10:32:26 +0000 UTC
If anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be wifed, wife now or forever hold your wife.
Diptych
2024-09-25 10:30:44 +0000 UTC
So glad they're finally hitched!
Paul Higdon
2024-09-25 10:19:57 +0000 UTC
Yes!
Zak Reichle
2024-09-25 09:48:39 +0000 UTC
🎶 Have you ever been to American wedding?
Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?
Where is the musicians that got the taste?
Where is the supply that's gonna last three days?
Where is the band that like fanfare?
Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours🎶
Zak Reichle
2024-09-25 09:31:31 +0000 UTC
Nah, they're just roommates 😜
David Paul
2024-09-25 09:27:42 +0000 UTC
Besides, he absolutely would have made "I Went Down on a Rodeo Clown" to contribute funding:
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4405
David Paul
2024-09-25 09:24:08 +0000 UTC
Not until after the reception I think :) but nice Chaucer reference :)
Stephen Wells
2024-09-25 09:21:00 +0000 UTC
"Officiating Solemnizer" is either a Magic The Gathering card or a Warhammer 40K unit or possibly both.
Stephen Wells
2024-09-25 09:16:37 +0000 UTC
In QC it's more likely to be the Walk Of Feeling Pretty Damn Good About It Actually.
Stephen Wells
2024-09-25 09:15:32 +0000 UTC
Faye, Bubbles, Claire and Roko are all off screen doing responsible wedding-organising stuff, getting the buffet and the drinks set out and stocking Sven's old room with a thousand condoms.
Stephen Wells
2024-09-25 09:14:59 +0000 UTC
That emergency breakaway tutu is going to come into play once they hit the dance floor :)
Stephen Wells
2024-09-25 09:12:20 +0000 UTC
Episode IV: A New Wife
Stephen Wells
2024-09-25 09:08:41 +0000 UTC
Panel 3 Beeps appears to be considering asking Sven for a tour of his old bedroom.
Stephen Wells
2024-09-25 08:44:01 +0000 UTC
Yeah, that's definitely not Emily. If anything I think she looks slightly like Dr. Corrine, although I'm not sure why she would be there since she was Hanners' & Faye's therapist, not Dora's. Probably just a character we haven't met before.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=809
BookBeard
2024-09-25 08:28:31 +0000 UTC
NAY!
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 08:25:56 +0000 UTC
There've been a few instances. Tai picking up a bridal magazine and freaking out over everything they needed to do; the discussion about guest lists and Tai not being involved enough; the "wedding's off!" jokes where Tai revealed what type of dress she'd settled on; asking Marten to be best man (twice, by accident). I feel like we've seen quite a bit of the wedding build-up even if it's in isolated moments.
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 08:20:37 +0000 UTC
Of course Sven is there, how else were they going to get a discount on the catering?
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4401
BookBeard
2024-09-25 08:20:05 +0000 UTC
Hah, you mean 1033!
Ravenswing
2024-09-25 08:18:54 +0000 UTC
Nah, they aren't moving until after the wedding. It remains to be seen if Marten managed to procure a hot air balloon for the journey.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4869
BookBeard
2024-09-25 08:16:55 +0000 UTC
In fact, Tai did say that right from the get-go (from the day they got engaged): https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3991
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 08:16:53 +0000 UTC
I'm with Drazi on this one
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 08:14:33 +0000 UTC
It's been about two weeks xD
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 08:14:06 +0000 UTC
That's helpful!! I never saw most of the old ones. Thanks, BookBeard :D
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 08:13:33 +0000 UTC
💯💯💯💯
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 08:13:02 +0000 UTC
He's best man! (Although I thought that Tai had asked him to be her best man, but they probably figured they needed an even number on each side).
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 08:12:19 +0000 UTC
Wife 3: The Wifening
BookBeard
2024-09-25 08:12:16 +0000 UTC
Sven is there as Worst Man.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4764
BookBeard
2024-09-25 08:11:05 +0000 UTC
Beeps????
enchantedsleeper
2024-09-25 08:10:26 +0000 UTC
Are we finally getting a table flip at a wedding? We got cheated out of it last time!
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2402
BookBeard
2024-09-25 08:03:56 +0000 UTC
If the crows deserve to be called a murder, then you can't just go calling the parrots a bunch. A pandemonium of multi-coloured parrots, please.
Arto Rantala
2024-09-25 07:50:09 +0000 UTC
Now that BookBeard started with the flashbacks THIS conversation is just superbly funny https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1047
SpookyPenguin
2024-09-25 07:40:25 +0000 UTC
That's what I was assuming too, but this is good. We have to take what life gives us.
Abhayakara
2024-09-25 07:37:01 +0000 UTC
Classy. :)
Abhayakara
2024-09-25 07:36:32 +0000 UTC
Explain Steampunk!
Captain Button
2024-09-25 07:18:06 +0000 UTC
Veronica looks like she might be wearing some murdered crows, if it helps
Ste Saunders
2024-09-25 07:10:02 +0000 UTC
Good Sean, good! ☺️
Drazi
2024-09-25 06:55:39 +0000 UTC
Awww, I wanted it to be the marriage between Yay and the director...
Eh, maybe later..
Twister1398
2024-09-25 06:46:13 +0000 UTC
Wife the wife. Wife hard! Wife hard 2: Wife harder!
Stephen Wells
2024-09-25 06:39:20 +0000 UTC
I don't think so - their skin tone is much darker than Emily's. I think they're someone we haven't seen yet, or at least not often!
Diptych
2024-09-25 06:17:51 +0000 UTC
We've had quite a lot of that already. Jeph is inclined to make wedding arcs be about after the ceremony. Remember Marten's dads marriage? Wonder if we'll get anything like Marten and Claire first being hinted at.
Gamebook
2024-09-25 05:58:31 +0000 UTC
I wonder if Marten and Claire moved in the time from the last chapter to the the wedding?
KapsLocked
2024-09-25 05:56:56 +0000 UTC
Wait sorry gotta come back with another comment: I'm glad Sven is also in the wedding party. There were some rough times and it very well could have ended in him not being welcomed. I've always liked how the characters in this comic are always evolving and becoming better versions of themselves, and this strip is a perfect example of that.
Green
2024-09-25 05:44:26 +0000 UTC
Dammit, BookBeard, I went to the strip before that and now I'm back to needing Willow and Iris story continuation!
Graydon Armstrong
2024-09-25 05:38:51 +0000 UTC
Whoa, nobody's having kids yet!
Graydon Armstrong
2024-09-25 05:33:53 +0000 UTC
Elssa, I assume.
Diptych
2024-09-25 05:15:57 +0000 UTC
Ah man I kinda wanted a wedding planning arc. All the shenanigans, Tai wanting to release a bunch of multi-coloured parrots, Dora wanting a murder of crows. Still, Yay!
James Milne
2024-09-25 05:14:15 +0000 UTC
Wooooooooooooo
mathw
2024-09-25 05:09:28 +0000 UTC
Is that Emily in the wedding party? It has been so long, I had wondered what she’s been up to — other than attending this fab wedding!
Sarah L.
2024-09-25 04:51:05 +0000 UTC
You might be thinking of Marigold's dad.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4739
BookBeard
2024-09-25 04:50:57 +0000 UTC
HI BEEPS
Juliet Alpha Yankee
2024-09-25 04:49:45 +0000 UTC
As a reader since 2005, it warms my heart to see Marten in Dora's bridal party 🥰🥰
Arraine Siefert
2024-09-25 04:45:30 +0000 UTC
Queerly beloved we are gathered here to gay
Daniel Burnett
2024-09-25 04:40:14 +0000 UTC
You can search by title/text but the mobile app kinda hides it these days. Try clicking Jeph's name at the top of a post. If you search "nsfw" it'll get you most of the spicy ones, and "bonus" will get you most of the other patreon exclusives.
BookBeard
2024-09-25 04:40:10 +0000 UTC
Squeak!
Everett Bradshaw
2024-09-25 04:36:43 +0000 UTC
YAAAAAAAAAAY ITS GAAAAAAAAAAY
Brittany Huckey
2024-09-25 04:34:52 +0000 UTC
Mostly off-topic, but I ended up reading a bunch of back strips and landed on Millefeuille's installation of her new butt, and it reminded me how annoying it is that there's no search function (that I'm aware of) to find old Patreon posts. Hey Jeph -- could you put a tag on uncensored pages in the future? I think that's about the only way to search posts.
JCfromNC
2024-09-25 04:26:49 +0000 UTC
I could have sworn we've seen Dora's dad more recently than that, and I remember him as stocky, mustachio'd and balding...
Nicolas Demers
2024-09-25 04:26:37 +0000 UTC
They were just saying that on a lark
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 04:25:37 +0000 UTC
No! Bad Sean, bad!
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 04:23:02 +0000 UTC
Wow, what an incredible callback. I Hah. That made me reread and saw 1040, Doras mom putting the brain ghosts in Dora about the whole Marten and Faye situation. I mean, it isn’t like Dora couldn’t summon those ghosts herself, but I bet that didn’t help, so to speak.
legobil
2024-09-25 04:21:41 +0000 UTC
And Millefeuille to be her Best best AI, the Bartender to be her Best Bartender, the sidewalk to be her Best Sidewalk
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4169
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 04:21:25 +0000 UTC
Most states are called states, but there's not a single country called 'country'. There are a few countries called states or commonwealths, though.
Diptych
2024-09-25 04:14:37 +0000 UTC
Yes! You love to see it!
John Fiala
2024-09-25 04:14:23 +0000 UTC
Kinda gay imo… 🤔
Fart Captor
2024-09-25 04:13:58 +0000 UTC
He's on great terms with both of them, Tai's favorite co-worker, one of Dora's best friends, ultimate chill. My first girlfriend was a member of my wedding party.
Todd Ellner
2024-09-25 04:10:47 +0000 UTC
Hell, didn't Marten introduce them?
Diptych
2024-09-25 04:10:13 +0000 UTC
@Opus the Poet
Flip over one table, flip the next table, and then rip the tablecloth out from under the wedding cake!
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 04:09:43 +0000 UTC
Just be sure not to half the better half or you'll end up with a best quarter.
Diptych
2024-09-25 04:09:27 +0000 UTC
PASSLQ the PASSLQ
Todd Ellner
2024-09-25 04:08:25 +0000 UTC
@Andrea Andrew
I was thinking it
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 04:07:08 +0000 UTC
Two wives a-swiving
Todd Ellner
2024-09-25 04:06:25 +0000 UTC
Oh shit. A time jump allows for things like new relationships developing (or old relationships ending) off camera during the interval. We suddenly don't know who is hooking up with whom. Are Faye and Bubbles still together? (I hope!) Did Pint-Size and Beeps realize they shared more than their common interest in exploding sex toys? (It, frighteningly, could happen.) We just don't know. Until Jeph lets us know.
Czarzhan
2024-09-25 04:02:06 +0000 UTC
@Bookbeard I had not bookmarked up that far and I was wondering about that.
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 03:59:50 +0000 UTC
🎵Ooh! Wife me, AmaDora!
Ooh! Wife me, AmaDora!
AmaDora, AmaDora! AmaDora!
AmaDora, AmaDora! AmaDora!
AmaDora, AmaDora!
Oh, oh, oh, AmaDora!
(Come on and wife me AmaDora...)🎵
Sean Kinlin
2024-09-25 03:57:58 +0000 UTC
If not, letting her supply the wedding cake was DEFINITELY a bad idea.
Dean Reilly
2024-09-25 03:57:06 +0000 UTC
We never actually saw the back of his head but Mr. Bianchi seemed to have a full head of hair. Although admittedly that was a couple years ago. My guess is that is Tai's dad, who we haven't seen before.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1034
BookBeard
2024-09-25 03:56:10 +0000 UTC
I'm spoused!
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 03:55:36 +0000 UTC
We join this story mid-wifing...
Sean Kinlin
2024-09-25 03:55:23 +0000 UTC
We already did a pre-wedding hijinks story line to bring Martin and Claire together, but Henry and Maurice's reception was like a single montage strip, a cutaway to Dora & Tai, then M&C are back in their room and Claire elicitly snuggles Martin, Bam, next Day.
We deserve a party!
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 03:54:19 +0000 UTC
I AM NOT BEING CHILL ABOUT THIS
Hayley Ash
2024-09-25 03:51:44 +0000 UTC
Damn you @Bookbeard finding the link and posting a minute before I gave up and posted sans link to the strip I was thinking of...
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 03:48:45 +0000 UTC
Called it. 😁
Czarzhan
2024-09-25 03:48:36 +0000 UTC
Don't know about everyone else, but I'm hoping for a *very* awkward conversation between Dora's dad and Marten's mom at the reception.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1044
BookBeard
2024-09-25 03:48:14 +0000 UTC
The time skip was for us, months of tropey wedding strips and skips right to the party! (Which will take 4 months minimum and we will salivate over every moment)
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 03:42:38 +0000 UTC
IIRC Tai asked Marten to be her best man soon after engagement
Pejo
2024-09-25 03:40:35 +0000 UTC
Not really. They had a timeskip.
Andrea Andrew
2024-09-25 03:40:02 +0000 UTC
She said she had the urge to go super femme almost from the get go.
Not that Patrick Foltz
2024-09-25 03:39:54 +0000 UTC
The heart wants what it wants.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4156
BookBeard
2024-09-25 03:39:35 +0000 UTC
Wife her again for the chat 💖
Pejo
2024-09-25 03:34:14 +0000 UTC
@Andrea - TOO SOON
Pejo
2024-09-25 03:33:47 +0000 UTC
I did learn from TikTok that there is an island on Rhode Island.
Miyaa
2024-09-25 03:33:30 +0000 UTC
@Shawn - Nope, which I learned thanks to another comment. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2577
Pejo
2024-09-25 03:33:03 +0000 UTC
Caption says it is Ordained!Beeps
Cody Renton
2024-09-25 03:32:48 +0000 UTC
...and somebody who looks like Beepatrice but can't be, so who...?
Ursus Ridens
2024-09-25 03:32:16 +0000 UTC
Probably meant Tai’s dad and Sam got all the snakes too.
Miyaa
2024-09-25 03:31:43 +0000 UTC
I was wondering if they were both gals Tai banged in her wilder pre-Dora days.
Pejo
2024-09-25 03:31:33 +0000 UTC
Or Tai's. Or both. They're all close.
Carl Fink
2024-09-25 03:29:59 +0000 UTC
@Opus - Fun fact, Rhode Island finally dropped the "and Providence Plantations" bit in 2020 by referendum.
Pejo
2024-09-25 03:29:38 +0000 UTC
They're just A-wiving? I'm confused. I thought they were already there.
James Roy
2024-09-25 03:29:12 +0000 UTC
It's a knack, thir.
Ursus Ridens
2024-09-25 03:29:04 +0000 UTC
Flipping tables or flipping over a table?
Opus the Poet
2024-09-25 03:28:56 +0000 UTC
My only complaint is why is Tai not in a white tux?! A wedding dress feels off-brand to me.
Erin Putnam
2024-09-25 03:28:54 +0000 UTC
Significant the significant other.
Miyaa
2024-09-25 03:28:38 +0000 UTC
Pintsize by Hanners!
Pejo
2024-09-25 03:27:24 +0000 UTC
WIFE ME BABY WIFE ME
SpookyPenguin
2024-09-25 03:27:09 +0000 UTC
and both have only one button buttoned
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-09-25 03:27:06 +0000 UTC
Weirdest wedding I ever officiated was a full-on Klingon wedding. The ceremony was based on an episode of DS9 when Worf got married to the Trill symbiote
Opus the Poet
2024-09-25 03:26:44 +0000 UTC
On one hand, I wish we got to see more happenings around the Wedding. On the other hand, no happenings means no conflict or mishaps, and we all know Dora and Tai deserve that much.
JoeTheCynic
2024-09-25 03:25:49 +0000 UTC
This strip is all surprises this month--time skip followed by cutting right to the chase, no wedding day buildup at all. I'm not complaining but I WILL be laughing "you may wife the wife" for a good while
Pejo
2024-09-25 03:25:47 +0000 UTC
spouse the spouse
Minzoku Bokumetsu
2024-09-25 03:25:03 +0000 UTC
BookBeard is an AI repository for all information QC based. ~<3
Mitsuki Ayane
2024-09-25 03:24:55 +0000 UTC
Golly, we missed all (well, almost all) of the immediately-pre-nuptual madness. Thanks, Jeph.
Ursus Ridens
2024-09-25 03:23:33 +0000 UTC
What about partnering the partner
Green
2024-09-25 03:23:32 +0000 UTC
She was letting her natural color grow in to cut her dye job off.
Opus the Poet
2024-09-25 03:22:15 +0000 UTC
How the hell do you remember those details?
Alcaria Swain
2024-09-25 03:21:24 +0000 UTC
How beautiful is this, now? So much love in one place. May we all be blessed with people like these in our lives! There are days I get through only because this strip reminds me how fortunate I have been in my life. Thank you for sharing this moment with us.
Guy McLimore
2024-09-25 03:21:07 +0000 UTC
I have wondered whether Jim is actually just a Jimbo that cut his hair. They do look alike!
Diptych
2024-09-25 03:20:40 +0000 UTC
There's an aquatic mammals joke to make there, but I'm too tired to come up with it.
Bill Silvia
2024-09-25 03:19:38 +0000 UTC
Well it's a good thing that weddings tend to gather people together who might catch each other up on what's been going on in their lives.
Jay
2024-09-25 03:19:15 +0000 UTC
If you wife the wife, is that a wife squared? Or is that how we get a midwife?
Jeff
2024-09-25 03:19:11 +0000 UTC
@Zapski Is it decent money? Or do you do it for free / for your own friends? :O
Logan Nix
2024-09-25 03:19:04 +0000 UTC
I don't think it's weird at all. Both of them have long since put their romantic relationship behind them and gone through a very long process of establishing a close platonic friendship. Also Dora and Tai jointly asked him to be best man, so clearly neither of them feel weird about it.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4763
BookBeard
2024-09-25 03:18:31 +0000 UTC
@Aerin Almost as severe as his Butts Disease 😔😁
Logan Nix
2024-09-25 03:18:12 +0000 UTC
You can wife the wife.
Or groom the groom.
Or groom the wife.
Or wife the groom.
...we need a chart.
Joe Bocanegra
2024-09-25 03:17:45 +0000 UTC
╯°□°)╯( ┻━┻
Bill Silvia
2024-09-25 03:17:32 +0000 UTC
Needs more table flips.
Captain Button
2024-09-25 03:16:41 +0000 UTC
I worry that her wedding present was one of those pyrotechnic sex toys...
Captain Button
2024-09-25 03:16:19 +0000 UTC
The smallest state has the longest name State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
Opus the Poet
2024-09-25 03:16:11 +0000 UTC
It's just a weird historical quirk. It's still considered a "state" by the Articles of Confederation and the Constitution that followed them. It's just that the official name of the place is "the Commonwealth of Massachusetts" instead of, for example, "the State of New Hampshire". One of those things that only residents of Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Virginia, or Kentucky know or care about. Pennsylvania even got it wrong on their own state seal!
Paul Zagieboylo
2024-09-25 03:15:53 +0000 UTC
I read that and thought you meant Jimbo, and that would have been an awesome choice. We’d probably find out something crazy… super genius, secret agent, prototype yay-level AI that’s secretly running the world’s financial markets… or most unlikely in this strip, exactly what he says he is and is portrayed as.
Joshua
2024-09-25 03:15:15 +0000 UTC
my sensitive autistic brain is struggling with everything we’ve missed between now and the previous comic
JD
2024-09-25 03:13:34 +0000 UTC
Bald dude is Dora's dad, IIRC. Assuming white hair is a Tai relative?
Jeremy Oreskovich
2024-09-25 03:12:13 +0000 UTC
Yay! 🥳
Dan Tomalesky
2024-09-25 03:10:10 +0000 UTC
I think Marten and Sven.
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-09-25 03:10:04 +0000 UTC
If they're on totally cool terms, why would it be weird? He's a close friend of both brides, and I really doubt he or Dora would completely implode both of their lives with a random pointless hookup/affair. Men and women CAN just be friends, even if they dated years ago.
Logan Nix
2024-09-25 03:10:00 +0000 UTC
Awesome, I love it! I can't wait to meet Tai's friends.
Jose Alfredo Villalobos
2024-09-25 03:08:58 +0000 UTC
HUZZAH! Gorgeous wedding, and hell yeah wedding party!
AlexKorobeiniki
2024-09-25 03:07:50 +0000 UTC
Aww yeah wife the wife!
Kyle Major
2024-09-25 03:06:54 +0000 UTC
By being in a State of Disarray, of course.
Yonatan Zunger
2024-09-25 03:05:07 +0000 UTC
Wow this was kind of out of the blue. Like I only remember a few tiny panels about wedding planning quite awhile back and then bam it's happening.
Shawn Spencer
2024-09-25 03:04:50 +0000 UTC
It was a different girl!
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2577
Also I doubt Dora would allow her to be there, considering said snerk 😅
Green
2024-09-25 03:03:50 +0000 UTC
Huh, I guess they ended up holding the wedding at the Bianchi house after all. Originally they were going to have it at Jim & Veronica's place.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4874
BookBeard
2024-09-25 03:03:37 +0000 UTC
Yay is still missing.
Andrea Andrew
2024-09-25 03:01:21 +0000 UTC
Hi Beeps
ordith
2024-09-25 03:00:59 +0000 UTC
Beeps is killing it, though it appears they didn't take Steve up on his offer to officiate.
Shawn
2024-09-25 03:00:44 +0000 UTC
This just makes me so dang happy.
Rachel Maeroff
2024-09-25 03:00:30 +0000 UTC
Based on this conversation I'm guessing most of the guests are Dora's anyway, so they probably didn't bother dividing the room.
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4513
BookBeard
2024-09-25 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
The Commonwealth of Massachusetts also doesn't have sentient AI (who probably made it a state instead with their AI power)
Leli Vess
2024-09-25 02:58:55 +0000 UTC
I know they are on totally cool terms, but having Martin in the wedding party--much less the "best man" position--just seems weird.
Sexagesimalian
2024-09-25 02:58:21 +0000 UTC
I think we have seen the taller one before. I think she's the one who went "snerk" and made Dora all insecure.
Megan Lane
2024-09-25 02:57:09 +0000 UTC
Interesting seating setup - Dora's family is on Tai's side? Or was this just a 'fuck it sit anywhere' style of ceremony?
MikeT
2024-09-25 02:55:58 +0000 UTC
Marten's mom on the left. The blonde has to be Hanners, and the brunette sitting next to her would be Marigold?
Nicolas Demers
2024-09-25 02:53:09 +0000 UTC
She's wherever Faye is (presumably just offscreen).
Bill Silvia
2024-09-25 02:52:59 +0000 UTC
Lovely ceremony.
I'm trying to figure out whose heads we're looking at the back of.
ValdVin
2024-09-25 02:50:35 +0000 UTC
I never understood how some states can get away with not being states.
Bill Silvia
2024-09-25 02:50:09 +0000 UTC
I am stunned, STUNNED that Jeph has left an entire arc of wedding planning content on the table. Just an incredible amount of restraint.
Dan Orlowitz
2024-09-25 02:49:51 +0000 UTC
Pretty sure that's mom
Errol Lobo
2024-09-25 02:49:22 +0000 UTC
Yes! 🖤
Carrie
2024-09-25 02:47:14 +0000 UTC
https://www.themonastery.org is where I got ordained. I do non-denominational and atheist ceremonies 😎
Zapski
2024-09-25 02:47:09 +0000 UTC
Massachusetts makes it extra-easy to preside over the occasional wedding. My father did it for my cousin's wedding. The official title? Solemnizer.
Matthew Borus
2024-09-25 02:46:24 +0000 UTC
I got mine at https://www.themonastery.org and have officiated about 15 weddings so far 😎
Zapski
2024-09-25 02:46:21 +0000 UTC
It's technically the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, not the State, but it wouldn't surprise me if Beeps just plain gets that wrong because she's mindbogglingly bad at details. Dora and Tai will be lucky if she turns the paperwork in correctly!
Paul Zagieboylo
2024-09-25 02:46:10 +0000 UTC
Tai’s mom with the “it’s ok” comment is perfect
EDIT. It’s probably Dora’s mom.
Hawkeye
2024-09-25 02:45:59 +0000 UTC
@jeph Was “wife the wife” intially a typo. If so, that is awesome.
Davus Otho
2024-09-25 02:45:55 +0000 UTC
I immediately assumed it is in fact Dora's mom
Green
2024-09-25 02:45:54 +0000 UTC
First, lovin the backless look for Tai. Second, I also like that Tai's gals are people we have never seen before bc we actually don't really know about her whole deal
Green
2024-09-25 02:45:24 +0000 UTC
Presumably the Bianchi matriarch.
Onedavewreckingcrew
2024-09-25 02:45:14 +0000 UTC
HUZZAH!!!
Vilinda
2024-09-25 02:44:31 +0000 UTC
Just waiting for the exploding dildos Beeps brought from work to show up at the reception.
William Cole
2024-09-25 02:42:27 +0000 UTC
I feel like Tai would want to be the drunk uncle at her own wedding
Adarsh Nednur
2024-09-25 02:41:43 +0000 UTC
Heavily disinfected I hope.
Miyaa
2024-09-25 02:39:49 +0000 UTC
I'm left wondering who it is who's offering to change the sheets
Rich Holmes
2024-09-25 02:39:18 +0000 UTC
Jeph's Short Hair Syndrome strikes again 🤣🥰
Aerin Moriarty
2024-09-25 02:38:39 +0000 UTC
This is so fucking cute 😭💖
Nicholas Lopez
2024-09-25 02:38:32 +0000 UTC
So are we going to see any of these illicit hookups by way of the "Walk of Shame?"
The Secret Sponsor
2024-09-25 02:38:13 +0000 UTC
It's apparently easy to get. My mom officiated my wedding (and a few others) after basically just filling out a form online.
Megan Lovett
2024-09-25 02:38:02 +0000 UTC
Is there a club membership card for joining the ordained minister club?
Miyaa
2024-09-25 02:37:57 +0000 UTC
What? Only a SINGLE wedding? Laaaaaaame!
(j/k, it's quite lovely)
William Cole
2024-09-25 02:37:47 +0000 UTC
Hmm, did I miss Claire in the background?
Mr. Ifrit
2024-09-25 02:37:40 +0000 UTC
You may wife the wife!
Will Weaver
2024-09-25 02:37:38 +0000 UTC
Is that raven?
Travis Young
2024-09-25 02:37:35 +0000 UTC
It the tall one the girl who gave Dora that look when Tai said she and Dora were a couple?
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-09-25 02:37:13 +0000 UTC
I think at least one of them were the other library interns that Marten trained.
Miyaa
2024-09-25 02:36:53 +0000 UTC
I can't believe we're actually here.
Leaflemming
2024-09-25 02:36:26 +0000 UTC
I love how Martin is the bestman.
Will
2024-09-25 02:36:18 +0000 UTC
Wedding, yeah! Love Beep's end to the ceremony
Kyle Sternquist
2024-09-25 02:36:08 +0000 UTC
this is like one of those last episode timeskips that always happen to show where everyone ended up
darklion
2024-09-25 02:36:03 +0000 UTC
YESSSSS THIS IS PERFECT
Brent Ward
2024-09-25 02:36:01 +0000 UTC
Who knew Beeps was certified as a minister of the peace? (So I got that a robot would preside over the wedding ceremony.)
Miyaa
2024-09-25 02:35:47 +0000 UTC
Also do we have any idea who the people on Tai's side are? I remember an exchange where Tai revealed she had basically no one to invite, but I don't know who these folks are
Adarsh Nednur
2024-09-25 02:35:34 +0000 UTC
I'm so happy Dore wore black!
Shawn K. Younkin
2024-09-25 02:35:33 +0000 UTC
Aww. I’ve followed Tai and Dora’s relationship for a long time. Congratulations to them. Codify federal gay marriage!!
Andrea Andrew
2024-09-25 02:35:17 +0000 UTC
tai gave up on growing her hair out?
Skye
2024-09-25 02:35:16 +0000 UTC
Put me down for one a them illicit wedding hookups.
Yelling Bird
2024-09-25 02:35:11 +0000 UTC
Wife the wife! Wife the wife!
Zig Justice
2024-09-25 02:35:06 +0000 UTC
Ashbury Haight
2024-09-25 02:35:04 +0000 UTC
OMIGAWD
Skye
2024-09-25 02:34:57 +0000 UTC
*bliss*
Alacrity Fitzhugh
2024-09-25 02:34:55 +0000 UTC
Yay!
JD
2024-09-25 02:34:52 +0000 UTC
I'm both disappointed and relieved at no pre-wedding bridezilla or drunk uncle shenanigans.
Bill Silvia
2024-09-25 02:34:51 +0000 UTC
I'm gonna go wife my wife right now
Cancertopia
2024-09-25 02:34:47 +0000 UTC
AHHH I'm so happy for them
Adarsh Nednur
2024-09-25 02:34:47 +0000 UTC
Wife the wife!
Also, is Martin Dora's best man? I love that so much.
Cody Renton
2024-09-25 02:34:44 +0000 UTC
That makes me so happy Marten was in the wedding party.