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I think she's adjustable.

Stephen Wells

Valid. Pintsize should know how to take a fall by now, the little rascal!

Julia Allen-Hesse

And don't think I don't wanna try THAT...

Yelling Bird

Well, she's apparently cleared for use as a bong ...

Ack

Has Moray been cleared for use as a pillow?

Yelling Bird

If I met Moray, I'd definitely want to give her a hug, but I prefer a firm pillow.

Carl Fink

Electrolytes: It's what Morays crave!

ValdVin

@BookBeard so say we all!!

Joe

Probably more akin to how a human being sweats (and, like humans, she would need to replenish more than just plain water). A cold beverage "sweating" has no effect whatsoever on the amount of liquid in the beverage. But she also occasionally springs a leak, so there's some loss there, too.

awgiedawgie

Keep in mind that 2 comics ago, she said she needed the salt to "top off [her] fluids before bedtime". So I think that it's less directly converting salt into energy, and just that all of her electrical processes run through her fluids; she salted up to make sure they conduct properly. My guess is her body loses goop throughout the day naturally (similar to how a cold beverage "sweats") so she fills it up before bed to make sure she's not deflated in the morning.

Sarah Valentine

Pintsize in the last panel made me laugh, although I was not in the least surprised...

Hugh Eckert

That's what the dark bubbles are.

Yelling Bird

That makes sense, but where do the unicorn farts come into it?

BookBeard

Claire seems to momming her goblin-teen pretty well already.

William Cole

It's me. I'm everyone.

The World Famous Chocomerican

That was my assumption. She's probably closer to bioelectrical than most of the AIs we've met so far. Electrolyte ions seem like an important replenishment for recharging.

Sean Morgan

Is it possible that Moray needs salt because it is converted into electrical energy by her system?

Joseph Bonnar

Claire needs to call on Aurelia for mother lessons, I fear.

Joseph Bonnar

He's banned from the second club for flying in through the window after he was bounced from the first club.

BookBeard

oh geez what'd pint size do there, TP the place or something ?

Julia Allen-Hesse

Also a fair point 💖

Drazi

lesbians and autistics can also be that oblivious. source: am an autistic lesbian

JD

Claire was way faster to notice 😉😏

legobil

Pintsize is such a hypocritical enigma.

legobil

AND IT'S A NICE ROOM! ;)

Mikael Vikström

I've been wondering whether Willow is quite as oblivious as she seems, ever since we last saw her, at the end of the party evening with Iris about to bed down in her room. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5319 Answering "Is it OK if I stay a little while?" with "I always say yes" seems a lot like a hint, or perhaps like The Princess Bride's "As you wish." Maybe Iris is the oblivious one, not Willow.

Clifton Royston

The LBD Bubbles is wearing is a slow-burn fuse and Faye has just reached ignition :)

Stephen Wells

THEY HAVE A ROOM :)

Stephen Wells

more like resigned to them. Of course, he's had so many.

Sleepy John

OOF

enchantedsleeper

Liz is so cute with messy hair

Fart Captor

I can't help but think that, between the two of them, Elliot would still be the more momish.

James Redekop

Can … can I use Moray as a pillow? I think I’d like that.

Hawkeye

If there were a centralized global government it could happen. Fat chance though.

Uniquitous

Pintsize seems to be struggling with the consequences of his actions.

Uniquitous

A classic maneuver!

William Cole

One of these days, Pintsize… TO THE MOON!

William Cole

Liz has a good trip :-)

Bagge

*throws tomatoes at Mitsuki*

Nicolas Dao-Phan

Faye and Bubbles are blushing at each other and I'm embarrassed to have taken this long to notice.

ValdVin

Willow still has the best name

Drazi

They do say adolescence is the period between infancy and adultery

Todd Ellner

The meter's off this time... But I can't fault your rhyme... That's 12 morae!

Graydon Armstrong

That's her drag name.

Graydon Armstrong

Don’t forget to consult the whale biologists, those dudes are deep thinkers

Andrew

It really whips the llama's ass!

Graydon Armstrong

the baby seals are safe from Pintsize ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

I discovered recently that if one must hike a couple of kilometers on a sprained ankle, this is a very useful soundtrack to do so to.

Travis Young

When a Yay disappears From discovery-based fears That's a Moray

Rhyon Ingalls

Parental energy from both sides. I bet as soon as Claire turns her back Liz goes running to Dad since Mom said no. "Marteennnn, can we go to the club pleeeeeeeaase!!!!"

BookBeard

GET A ROOM

JD

We can only hope! Plus I want to see Beeps again.

SilverbackRon

I suspect Faye has been having adult thoughts from the moment Bubbles put that dress on.

BookBeard

Ooh, that would have been better...

Not that Patrick Foltz

That was it! It's currently spinning on Winamp!

Joe Bocanegra

So there *is* another robot club in town somewhere. Perhaps we'll get to see the Bent Circuit one day after all. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4768

BookBeard

But Liz has also been described as a goblin on several occasions, so the comparison holds. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4987

BookBeard

So say we all.

Elf Sternberg

"ExiSvential". Very nice.

BookBeard

She's an AI made of sentient seawater. Terms to describe her gender and sexuality have not yet been invented outside of a small intersection of sociologists, psychologists and theoretical mathematicians.

rhekke

*cough*Willow*cough* https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4757

BookBeard

I believe there is a strong taxonomic difference between a gremlin and a goblin. Liz is a gremlin. Pintsize is a horrible little goblin.

Elf Sternberg

c'mon, ooze was right there...

Likeablejerk

Station would never allow it, because then Pintsize would have to move in with him.

BookBeard

purely a lack of a centralized ban list, I'm sure.

Likeablejerk

She did indeed, but the claim remains unproven. Perhaps tonight is the night? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5034

BookBeard

I like how they both asked Claire. The mom energy of Aurelia is strong and inheritable. Which may promise interesting things for Clinton and Elliot.

Elf Sternberg

“I’ll start my own club! With BlackJack! And Hookers! In fact, forget the club.”

Thisguy

When Liz at bedtime Lies on sentient slime That's A Moray!

BookBeard

How is Pintsize not banned from Earth?

Miyaa

As soon as I said that the answer popped into my head - Brimful Of Asha by...Cornershop? Not that I was a fan

djellafine

When you head off too snooze with a pillow of goo that's a Moray!

Not that Patrick Foltz

Wasn't there a song in the 90s that said "everybody needs a bosom for a pillow?"

djellafine

Why did she decide to call herself "Moray" when "Jill Atenus" was right there?

Rich Holmes

I am comfortable with the idea of using Moray as a waterbed. Perhaps, a little _too_ comfortable.

Thomas Baxter

I had forgotten, but Liz's gremlin energy pales in comparison to Pintsize's

Tannerbot

Moray pillows for everyone!

Not that Patrick Foltz

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, and are not meant to cure or treat any disease.

Joseph Houk

I can picture it now, halfway through opening night there's a hostile takeover by the other club goers and Bubbles, who he hired as a bouncer, bounces him out of the club 😂😂😂

Aditya Rameshan

I have multiple hip injuries, I would accept anything that supported my legs and took the pressure off the joints.

Opus the Poet

Those are very carefully chosen words for Bubbles and Faye. Those two trying to be subtle is just adorable.

Anthony Gaglianese

[Clubbed to Death by Rob Dougan starts playing]

Simpin4Holo

Bubble too!

Andrew Mitchell

Morey has got to be ace or something, is it possible for anyone to be that innocent/oblivious?

Drazi

then getting banned from it

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Moray invited, and Liz got distracted. I'd've expected her response to include "Power Loader".

ValdVin

Count me in!

William Cole

I guarantee someone is going to ask Jeph to start selling Moray body pillows so they can use her as a pillow in real life 🤣🤣🤣

Aditya Rameshan

Pintsize is better off starting his own club at this point 🤣

Aditya Rameshan

Moray wants to be useful.

Doc Gumby

Liz would absolutely enjoy nestling in Moray's pillows. Didn't she say she can make them bigger, too?

Graydon Armstrong

I wanna use moray as a pillow... maybe that would fix my neck and back pain

Ashbury Haight

I'm sure everyone would like to use Moray as a pillow.

Joe Bocanegra

Liz just lying awake all night, dealing with her exiSvential crisis while hearing Moray gently sloshing next to her

Jon K

Clubbed out like a baby seal.

Simon Green

#TeamMomClaire

Hope

Faye and Bubbles are too friggin cute.

Armcannon Productions

Ooooo I think Fay is having adult thoughts

Michael

Bam! Bam!

Andrea Andrew


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